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296

October 15th, 2012

 

 

 

 

 

16 or so blogs into this comeback return

and it's time

for to showcase some

FANTASTIC

though

EGO'D

9/11

investigative work...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss,  regular readers of the first 280 posts will be under no illusions that I find that badly spun story of Arab Hijackers flying planes into buildings on September 11th 2001 to be nothing short of an

ABSURD FUCKING NONSENSE!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss,

THERE WERE NO FUCKING PLANES!!! AND NO FUCKING ARABS DRIVING THEM!!!

It was a

LIVE FIRE!!!

War Of The Worlds

A Magic Media Trick run by some dark DESPICABLE fucking turds

HIDDEN IN PLANE SIGHT

who make Jimmy Savile look like a saint...

 

 

 

 

So...

Here follows the latest work of  a confusing figure called Ace Baker:

The Great American Psy-Opera is a rather peculiar mix of stunning investigation, plot deconstruction, straightforward evidence presentation, good research and simple to understand science as well as what some might suggest is questionable music and singing...!??!

Yes boss, Ace laces his presentation with more than a few song and dances which won't help shake off the cynics all that well and SMACK of EGO. But frankly I couldn't care less. No boss, if Mr Baker wishes to sing to keep himself sane amidst the

STUNNING AND GENERALLY WELL PRESENTED RESEARCH!!!

Then so be it...

Who am I to accuse the wierd?!?!

 

 

 

 

It's 4 hours or more hours in all, and i watched it back to back this morning

If you think you don't have the time to view it all I'd suggest jumping in at

Extract No6

What Planes?

Then continue on into 7 and 8

 

 

 

 

It's very good food for thought at the very least...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

295

October 9th, 2012

 

 

 

 

Well...

 

 

 

 

That last blog appeared rather more popular than many!?!?  It seems to have been linked on a number of Russian websites and blogs.

I'm wondering quite how they found it...?

 

 

 

 

On to the news...

 

 

 

 

I see Freddie Starr is one of the

UN-NAMED

associates of Savile accused of

'wandering hands...'

 

 

 

 

Starr has come out FIGHTING!!!

Firstly he tried to injunct, so his name couldn't be mentioned.

Then claimed he'd never been on the show and only met Savile once or twice

Then when footage of him on the EXACT Savile show standing almost nextdoor to the young lady in question appeared, Starr recants that it might have been possible but...

HOW IN THE HELL IS HE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THAT IT WAS 40 YEARS AGO?!?!

Well Freddie get your fucking lawyer or PA to check if you were on the fucking show before denying it...

Meantime Freddies wife

(35 years his junior)

claims he's innocent!?!?!?

Which is something of an ABSURD contradiction - though not an illegal one.

Yes Fred, if you're trying to convince the world you're not a lover of the younger women, it might be best to hide your

HALF YOUR AGE

wife

(who looks a bit like the girl in question!?!?)

PUT HER IN A FUCKING CUPBOARD FREDDIE!!!

SHE MAKES YOU LOOK AS GUILTY AS SIN!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing will happen on that...

It's one persons word against anothers 40 years ago.

 

 

 

 

Another entertainment face in the news this week was David Blaine...

 

 

 

 

I have to admit I'm a bit bored of Blaine and his magic

FEATS OF ENDURANCE!!!

Yes boss, it's getting to the point where the only interesting one will be the one he overcooks

AND DIES HORRIBLY!!!

Or at least suffers a little irreperable brain damage...???

 

 

 

 

It was like that with Steve Irwin.

Yes boss, when I first saw him getting matey with aligators or snakes or scorpions, I thought

'Interesting....BUT KEEP GOING THAT WAY AND ONE OF 'EMS GONNA GET YA!!!'

After a while those thoughts turned into...

'DEAR NASTY AND MEAN ANIMALS...STOP FUCKING ABOUT AND NAIL THE CHUMMY FUCKER!!!'

I mean honestly...

Venomous snakes and crocodiles and scorpions aren't nice if you get in their face. I don't think the earth and all its animals will be saved by doing TV shows pretending otherwise?!?!?

 

 

 

 

I digress...

 

 

 

 

I guess you have to give Blaine his dues

Standing under Tesla Coils pumping out 1m WATTS for 3 days is some kind of an achievement.

The World Trade Center Towers lasted a possibly very similar kind of torture for much less than 2 hours before they were pulverised into a

GINORMOUS DUST CLOUD!!!

 

 

 

 

Anyway...

 

 

 

 

Here on Planet Paul, I'm feeling a litte uninclined to write or do anything much creative these days.

I've been off the pop for just over 2 weeks and so when I come in of an evening, rather than pouring a glass and launching myself into a night of

FEARSOME ENTHUSIASM AND RABID CREATION!!!

I read a bit and go to bed at 11 o'clock

It's boring me a little.

I feel a little fresher in the head, but definitely more grumpy, bored and

COMPLETELY UNINSPIRED!!!

 

 

 

 

Such sobriety can't continue for long

History restarts again on Friday

And I'll be looking after the drinks...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

294

October 4th, 2012

 

 

 

 

But this underage sexual practice has gone on - and it still goes on and without any eye witness evidence, PROOF and testimony nothing much happens...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, it goes on and the perpetrators if not being the

ACTUAL

people in power

are quite often friends of

or defended by them

 

 

 

 

Savile went for Christmas lunch with the Thatchers afterall..

 

 

 

 

In the course of my work as a

RELUCTANT MEDIA TWAT

I've seen a little of this close up

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

A year or so ago, I was in the Hey Joe Club in Jermyn St, St James.

I was there with a lady, herself the victim of a string of absurdly wealthy and famous men, who took their pleasure from her before the age of 16...

The initial reason to go there was to try and sell the proprieter some wine. My friend didn't realise he was the owner of Eastenders Cash & Carry - one of the simgle BIGGEST importers of wine and beer in the UK and so the wine talk was quickly dismissed - in place other conversations arose as well as some quite

EXTRAORDINARY

events

and the tape was running...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, the propeiter always had half an eye on Facebook and when my friend asked who was calling him up to chat, this conversation followed...

 

 

 

 

X: 'Olivia Lucinda is waiting for you. What do you want to say...? I want to lick your pussey?'

Y: 'I want to lick YOUR pussey'

X: 'Say that? Shall we tell her that?'

Y: 'No, she's only 14-'

X: 'Oh fuck no! No don't do that. What are you doing with 14 year old...?'

Y: 'She's the daughter of a friend of mine, so...'

X: 'Hello, how are you darling?'

Y: 'Yeah'

X: 'Grow up a few years'

Y: 'Haha...Yeah'

X: 'What are you doing talking with a 14 year old?'

Y: 'She's actually 15 now, so I'm waiting for another year'

X: 'She's still too young. 16 is too young'

Y: 'Pussey is never too young baby, come on....'

X: 'No Dave, don't Dave don't'

Y: 'Come on, now then...'

X: 'Be a good boy, be a good boy for me'

Y: 'I'm not a good boy I'm a-

X: 'You must-'

Y: 'I'm a fucking very bad boy...'

X: 'Oh no. Just tell me you'll wait'

Y: 'I'm a very bad boy.'

X: 'Please, please. You have to wait for them to grow up'

Y: 'I'm a fucking very bad boy, I'm sorry darling'

 

 

 

 

A look on the propieters wikipedia suggests this wouldn't perhaps be just a flipant off hand selection of not to be taken seriously remarks

'In 2009 West was charged with the assault of a 14 year old girl in his flat above the HeyJo club. At the conclusion of the case, all charges were dropped and West was awarded £37,000 in costs.' (citation needed)

 

 

 

 

And one of the proprieters Lawyers is...?

Well, here is he with her...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cherie, Cherie...

I guess she needed the moneeeeeee...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

 

 

 

 

Rumour has it even

Ponce Andrew is partial to the sub 16s...?

 

 

 

 

Of course we can't say that

I would certainly never say that

Even the Daily Mail couldn't possibly say that

 

 

 

 

'Citing the U.S. Fifth Amendment, Miss Marcinkova also declined to say if she had sex with Andrew while, because of legal sensitivities, Miss Kellen even refused to state whether she knew who he was.

There is no suggestion that the prince had any sexual contact during his visits to Epstein’s home in Palm Beach.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1363701/Prince-Andrew-named-sex-quiz-Jeffrey-Epsteins-aides-refuse-say-know-royal.html#ixzz28N6NoBgt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But it's a rumour that persists...

 

 

 

 

293

October 4th, 2012

 

 

 

 

'Now then, now then...'

 

 

 

 

Nevermind WAR!!!

This last 2 weeks, the UK news has become a maelstrom of under-age sexual abuse, death and abduction.

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

The teacher running off with the 15 year old

The former soldier stabbing his 2 children then himself

Jimmy Saviles apparent SYSTEMATIC campaign of teenage rape and child sex abuse

The 5 year old missing in Wales...!?!?

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, the news has become a ghastly ghouls paradise that's no doubt lead to more and more parents deciding the very best thing they can do with their children is stick'em in front of the TV for even more hours per day than normal for fear that if they let them out of sight

SOMETHING BAD MIGHT HAPPEN!!!

 

 

 

 

What can be said about any of it...?

 

 

 

 

Well, with regards the 15 year old eloping with the weasel faced ferret failed musician of a maths teacher?!?!

I say

MORE POWER TO HER ADOLESCENT MISGUIDED ELBOW!!!

Yes boss, it's wrong (though in some countries it wouldn't be), and it's really very bad to disappear without letting the family know - at least call within a few days (after you've got the sweat on them for whatever wrongs you feel they've done you)

But I'd also ask?

What were her classmates doing for that 7 or 8 days whilst she was on the run with Mr Gray in Bordeaux!??!

A lot of them would have been sat in class

as the rain pissed down

BORRED STUPID BY THE SUPPLY TEACHER

thinking

'I bet she's having more fun than I am...'

Yes boss, my Uncle was a maths teacher and he MARRIED the head girl at the school he was teaching at in the Bahamas. He started seeing her when he was 16 and they were married when she was 18. They stayed happily married until last year when he died of a brain tumour?!?!

COUNTLESS HAPPY YEARS!!

AND 2 KIDS WHO ARE BOTH PROFESSORS!!!

At least there's some romance and some grey about that)!

 

 

 

 

Savile is quite clearly a very different case though...

Not any kind of a foolish and misguided romantic so much as a cynical filthy little piece of fucking shit.

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I first read about Saviles apparent prediliction for the underage kids a year or so on David Ickes website. As I recall, Icke went on to suggest that the only reason Savile did Voluntary Hospital Portering was because he liked to fuck corpses.

 

 

 

 

David Icke is of course a

WHACK JOB!!!???

But his website contains a good deal more news than the Daily Mails ever does (it was on to this story a year ahead 'n all) and so I don't hold the Reptillians and the love of turquoise against him.

No boss, Icke beats not only The Mail but also the entire mainstream UK Media stories in accuracy, interest and relevance by a factor of about 10/1

So what if he has a few LEFTFIELD views???

 

 

 

 

The BIG point for me with Savile is this

His habbits were clearly widely known in BBC, DJ and media circles - yet no-one did didly squat?!?!

It's certainly not the victims job to do anything - but the shit eating TV types who knew what was going on truned a blind eye incase their

COMPLETELY IMPORTANT FANTASTICALLY INTERESTING CAREERS IN TV MIGHT BE JEPORDISED?!?!

WHAT A BUNCH OF CUNTS!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, for me, every dismal little fuck who turned a blind eye now needs to go up against a wall...

PUT THE SELFISH IMPOTENT COWARDLY LITTLE FUCKS IN STOCKS AND THROW SHIT AT THEM!!!

VEGETABLES!!!

HALF MELTED, SHARP AND FREEZING BLOCKS OF ICE!!!

AND HAVE THEIR HIGHLY IMPORTANT TV WORKMATES FILM IT!!!

I might well consider paying a TV licence if there was 4 hours of that on per night...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

In some senses it's not surprising that the dull groovey media whores looked the other way - morals and integrity get you NOWHERE in those worlds...

But 'carers' and 'teachers' and in some cases even families?!?

Some appear to have known full well and either helped Savile procure young ladies or done their very best to keep it all under wraps?!?!

Savile might be dead and beyond serious reproach, but some of these horrible little fucks aren't...

NAMES PLEASE!!!

COURT DATES PLEASE!!!

 

 

 

 

There's also much talk of a ring of TV/Pop and media people pulling the same tricks in collaboration with Savile

Some 'BIG' names apparently...???

BIG NAMES PLEASE!!!???

COURT DATES PLEASE!!!

TIME INSIDE, LIVING UNDER CONSTANT THREAT OF SELF RIGHTEOUS OTHER CONS THROWING BOILING WATER IN THEIR FACES PLEASE!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, if I was to ever discover any such acts commited against my daughter by a TV PRICK DESPOT, I wouldn't keep my gob shut and simply refuse to ask questions or draw attention for the sake of family 'honour' or in fear of going up against a little shit fucker with a mechanical fucking chair that spits out medals to make childrens dreams come true

No boss, I might start with simply following the EVIL LITTLE PRICK  around with a LOUD HAILER to everyone of his charitable fucntions...

If - as would be quite likely - the Justus system and the cronyism was STILL blocking any kind of right and proper legal vengeance, I might well feel I had no choice but to strap the silvery shit eater into his grubby little chair and carefully and delicately pull each of his remaining peculiar white hairs out...

And then his teeth...?

 

 

 

 

Surely there's a job for me at The Daily Mail...?

 

 

 

 

292

September 25th, 2012

 

 

 

 

Well, this piece in The Independent caught my attention this morning and it's stayed with me...

 

 

 

 

 

The buzz emitted by America's fleet of Predators and Reapers are a familiar sound for the inhabitants of the dusty hamlet, which lies next to a riverbed close to Pakistan's border with Afghanistan and is a stronghold for the Taliban commander Hafiz Gul Bahadur.

As the drone circled it let off the first of its Hellfire missiles, slamming into a small house and reducing it to rubble. When residents rushed to the scene of the attack to see if they could help they were struck again.

According to reports at the time, three local rescuers were killed by a second missile whilst a further strike killed another three people five minutes later. In all, somewhere between 17 and 24 people are thought to have been killed in the attack.

The Datta Khel assault was just one of the more than 345 strikes that have hit Pakistan's tribal areas in the past eight years but it reveals an increasingly common tactic now being used in America's covert drone wars – the "double-tap" strike.

 

 

 

 

The 'double tap strike'

Yes boss that is what these psycopathic derranged murderous cunts playing computer games in Nevada call it?!?!

To me it sounds much more like

DELIBERATELY

targeting civillians/rescue workers/doctors/medical workers with

FUCKING MISSILES!!!

AKA

Regular deliberate and apparently well recorded War Crimes

DAY

ON DAY

ON DAY...

 

 

 

 

The kind of thing that's supposed to be illegal, contrary to the Geneva Convention and prosecutible at The Hague?!?!

 

 

 

 

That the murderous fucks call it the cutesy

'double tap' strike

Like it's a snooker technique

or a football pass

is bad enough...

 

 

 

 

That there isn't the vaguest suggestion these are

OBVIOUS FUCKING WAR CRIMES

that need to be punished

is

simply

ASTOUNDING!!!

 

 

 


291

September 23rd, 2012



 


This Japan/China

NEARLY AT WAR

thing...???






It's like that former squaddie who climbed up the flagpole (without legs) at the Paralympics Closing

vs

USAIN BOLT!!!

over 100 meters...






One single small well aimed bomb on what remains of Fukushima
and
Japan
is...





NO MORE!!!
(along with a good deal of the rest of the world)






End of...







I'd imagine the idea is to get China properly involved in things...








290 BUNTING PT 4

September 17th, 2012

 

 

 

 

Andy told me he was one of the Barnardos boys, brought up in Stepney in a Barnardos home in a row of houses donated by middle class people. He bemoaned that there's only a single plaque there now to commemorate Dr Barnados work in the area. So much of East London as he knew has disappeared or changed beyond recognition. When he was a kid it was littered with bombsites. He talked of the  lack of comunities in Silvertown. He told me he had 3 sets of twins aged 7,8 & 9 and that he'd lost 3 days this week - he had no idea where they'd gone!?!? He said his motability scooter was actually made by Harley Davidson. It was the only 1 in the UK and cost £7000.  He asked me if I smoked, I said no and he smoked a cheap fag down to his knuckles.

 

 

 

 

And the night in the pepper sprayed cells...?

 

 

 

 

On the opening night of the Olympics, the cycling mass ride around people

Critical Mass

(idiots according to Andy)

were having a ride around attempting to impose themselves and cause a little chaos.

I remebered hearing about that - one, a lot of arrests because they weren't stopping as instructed to do so by the police.

Basically, Andy got caught up in on his scooter. A car grazed past him - that was OK. He pulled over to check for damage. Looking behind him, he saw a woman cyclist from Critical Mass being assaulted by a police officer. He intervened - the officer lost the plot and started going at him.

'I was telling him to clam down. He'd completely lost it - the red mist! Well, he pepper sprayed me. A woman colleague was trying to calm him down - but he'd gone - totally lost the plot, and so me and the bike spent the night in the cells '

 

 

 

 

Andy said he was going to take the police to the cleaners. He was going to perform a citizens arrest on the policeman in question when his case comes to court

'You're on that internet thing aren't you?'

'Yeah'

'Hve a look at Youtube. There's about 3 or 4 videos up there'

 

 

 

 

Here's 2 of them...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

289

September 16th, 2012

 

 

 

 

OK...

 

 

 

 

In a brief respite from BUNTORAMA!!!

Here's my daughters first ever piece of homework...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss...

On her FIRST DAY OF PRE-SCHOOOL aged not even 4 - she gets sent home with homework!?!??

It's a bag with a cuddly fox in and a yellow A4 book containing instructions.

'What happens when Freddy Fox stays at your home...? Draw a picture and write a story about Freddy Fox in your home! Remember to write your name.''

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BEAUTIFUL!!!

 

 

 

 

288 BUNTING PT 3

September 16th, 2012

 

 

 

 

Emma and I start walking back, me swinging and once again hanging on each Bunt holding lampost - each time recieving no joy. In my mind the mission is close to over.

1X5 Bunt piece of Bunting it is.

 

 

 

 

But then a strange thing occurs.

 

 

 

 

YES BOSS!!!

HELP DULY ARRIVES?!?!

 

 

 

 

Who???

SEB COE AND A PAHLANX OF FRESHLY SPORT SAVED EAST END CHILDREN DRESSED IN UNION JACKS DANCING EYES ALIGHT TO CHARIOTS OF FIRE!??!

THE RED ARROWS BRAVELY ZOOMING ATOP THE LAMPOSTS DEPOSITING CABLE TIE SMART BOMBS THAT SLICE, IRON AND NEATLY FOLD THE BUNT TO LAND AT MY FEET (before veering WILDY OUT OF CONTROL into a small unassuming home on the other side of the world to SLAUGHTER a whole bunch of Afghan civillians who may have been hiding militants)?!?!

DANNY BOYLE IN A GAS MASK WITH PIES AND DRUMS AND KENNETH BRANNAGH ON AN OPEN TOPPED VICTORY BUS WITH THE SPICE GIRLS FELATING RUSSELL BRAND AND GEORGE MICHAEL AND THE REINCARNATION OF THE BUDDHA DRAPED IN A UNION JACK!?!?

 

 

 

 

No boss,  a greying Hells Angel called Andy with MS on a Harley Davidson motability scooter...

 

 

 

 

Now, I'm aware this bit might sound made up and perhaps far fetched - but it's completely true and thankfully I currently have a half smart phone and was able to take pictures to prove it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes boss,  here's what happened.

 

 

 

 

Half way back along the Greenway towards lunch, Andy zooms past. He looks every bit the REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE!!! Greying long hair, shades, leather and denim - and a nippy 3 wheeled Motability scooter that trails a LARGE Hells Angels flag.

I've seen this guy before on Well Street. I've seen him mentioned on Twitter.

He zooms on up towards the closed Victoria Gate...

 

 

 

 

By the time he comes back, I'm once again taking a rather fruitless swing on some bunting.

 

 

 

 

Andy stops, introduces himself and asks if we need any help?

I say yes indeed we do

 

 

 

 

And so we spend the next 15 or 23 minutes pulling and grappling and swinging until we have all the bunt we want!)

Yes boss, we try all techniques. Me and him swinging on the same bit of Bunt, me standing on the saddle of his Harley (shoes removed) LAUNCHING myself at the lamppost with scissors.

And finally:

Me standing on his shoulders sniping the Bunt at its roots like PROFESSIONAL GYMNASTIC ACROBATS!!!

 

 

 

 

''Oh. I shouldn't be doing this' Andy says 'I've got MS. But I like to help people out...'

 

 

 

 

AMEN!!!

and

BUNTOFUCKINGRAMA!!!

 

 

 

 

All applicable Bunt collected, we divvy it up, then pause for a half hour chat in which Andy outlines his potted life history, his perepction on the changes in the East End way before the Olympics

+

the FULL story of the recent day both he and his Harley landed up in the

PEPPER SPRAYED

nick...

 

 

 

 

287 BUNTING PT2

September 14th, 2012

 

 

 

 

Well...

 

 

 

 

I start well.

Yes boss, the first lampost I launch myself up at and

GRAB

suggests Bunt play.

There semms to be little holding the tattered streams up except the black insulation tape and this is indeed the case! I manage to pull down all available bunt in 2 or 3 more leaps. I cut the tape and we have ourselves five sections.

RESULT!!!

Emma looks proud

BUNTORAMA!!!

I hand her custody and we move

ONWARDS!!!

 

 

 

 

Our success is however shortlived

Yes boss, there is little Buntage remaining hanging, and much of it looks

WELL

fastened with knots, multiple cable ties and substantial quantities of what seems to be heavy duty insulation tape.

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, every other lampost I attempt is something of a deadloss. Several times, I jump up and swing and hang on the bunt and it gives no indication it's going to move closer to me or my scissors. I move to a new lampost - same story. If I can even reach the bottom of the bunt, I can be hanging with all my bodyweight and swinging

LIKE A BAD FUCKING CHIMP!!!

trying to gain rescue from the sinking of the Olympic (the real name of the Titanic no?) and nothing feels even vaguely moveable!?!?

NO WIGGLE WHATSOEVER!!!

Meantime, my hands are begining to feel nasty.  A bit Chinese BURNED from the hanging and swinging. I've re-opened the cut I made with the scissors when removing the orange barrier cover 2 days previous.

I can see Emmas hope and interest is waning and frankly so is mine.

 

 

 

 

We walk up further towards the Victoria Gate  to see if there is any other Bunt not visible form the flat?

Maybe a sign or perhaps some some shirvelled baloons once packed by Mo Farrahs second doctor??!

But there's nothing except the Ticket Collection Office and it's sign is so uninteresting, apparently valueless and well attached I'm not moved to try and work at it.

 

 

 

 

I can't help but think we're going to need some help - but there's no-one around!??!

Ye sboss, THE FLAG DRAPED WELL MEANING SUCCESS LOVING QUICK DESERTING VAMPIRES HAVE LEFT THE GREATER FISH ISLAND AREA IN THEIR DROVES!!!

 

 

 

 

The only person I can think of in the flats who is both

IN

and likely to have such a mind to contribute is Johan Hugo.

 

 

 

 

Johan is the backbone of the African Dance act The Very Best. He lives and mostly records in the flat beneath my old Prison Flat and no doubt has that LIGHT of childlike joy in his eye that could interest him in such a foolish escapade as swinging off lamposts to acquire bunting!)

Yes boss, Johan is a kind and warm gentleman with a very good heart.

Several years ago, we properly met for the first time.

We were out on the PF balcony, smoking and talking about how and what the Olympics might bring?!?! I was saying that though it was no doubt a mixed bag, I was rather excited that the worlds FASTEST recorded man who ran with such an

INCREDIBLE poetry in Beijing

would be aiming to  once again

BREAK HIS OWN WORLD RECORD!!!

in the neighbourhood...

Johan said

'Oh really...? Hang on a minute?'

He then ran downstairs to his flat and came back with a gift of a T-shirt signed by Bolt he'd acquired when Bolt had joined him on stage to DJ at some Puma promo event (Puma sponsor them both).

 

 

 

 

To this day,  I don't think I recieved a more generous and sponteanously genuine gift as that...

 

 

 

 

Anyway...

BUNT!!!

 

 

 

 

YES!!!

Johan could be game. But he's fresh back from spending a week on the Africa Express train with a whole bunch of his influences, heroes, workmates and even Damon Albarn playing gigs and pop ups and jamming in train carriages.

From the sounds wafting down onto the Greenway he's BUSY AND ON A ROLL!!!

I elect not to call him out to the Greenway, so i can stand on his fucking shoulders to acquire the dismal last dregs of the Olympic bunt.

 

 

 

 

Oh well...

 

 

 

 

286 BUNTING PT1

September 13th, 2012

 

 

 

 

So today,  I'm over at the former HQ of the Paul Giovanni Corporation and the still home of my daughter Emma who goes for her first day at pre-school tomorrow.

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, the former Mrs Giovanni has a busy morning ahead:

2 new rear tyres on the Mercedes in Islington

London City Bond in Creek Rd Barking

Delivery to Putney 25 cases of Prosecco

Delivery to Vauxhall 1 mixed 12 bottle case

And so as is often the case I'm holding the not so baby

 

 

 

 

WHICH IS A JOY!!!

though at times quite FULL ON!!!

 

 

 

 

Well...

Emma and I are sat there in the former Yuppie Prison Flat. Emma is drawing her own jigsaw I bought her for quid yesterday in Wilkinsons in Stratford.

She's done blue outlines of sky at the top, green outlines or grass at the bottom, a small yellow sun at the top and a black 'under sun' at the bottom that on my advice she's renamed as a spider.

'What goes in the middle...?'

'I think...some red and yellow...'

'THAT'S MY GIRL!!!'

 

 

 

 

I leave her to it and wander on to the balcony and take a look at The Greenway.

 

 

 

 

Now, when I first moved to Fish Island some 7 years ago June, the Greenway was a poorly, semi forrested, paved top of Londons sewerage system imagined and brought to reality by Jospeh Bazalgette, that other than shooooting Londons shit out East, was only really used by kids who'd race stolen mopeds for hours before burning or running them into the algae dead dog strewn canal.

Fortunes can however change very fast.

For the 2 months until last Sunday it was the neatly pruned VICTORIA GATE INTO THE 2012 LONDON OLYMPIC PARK!!!

 

 

 

 

Well, I'm looking at the dregs of the bunting, dribbling off the lamposts, and it seems to me that there's unfinished businesss

Yes boss,

BUNTING

was where it started with the signage looting of 2 nights ago.

The former Mrs Giovanni was pointing out that one of the neighbours had helped a few other kids pull down most of the bunting that lined the greenway.

TONNES OF IT!!!

HUNDREDS OF BUNTS!!!

She then informed me that small sections of said bunting as little as 3 BUNTS long were going on ebay for upwards of £24 a pop.

 

 

 

 

My response was to aquire more than £200s worth of signage and barrier drapes...

NEVERMIND BUNTING!!!

THIS IS WIERD SUBURBIA!!!

LET'S BREAK NEW GROUND AND MENTALLY BEAT UP OUR NEIGHBOURS!!!

SIGNAGE IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!

 

 

 

 

But signage acquired, as I looked out over towards the warm up running tracks, it felt like there remained work to do

I HAVE NO BUNTING!!!

I thought

I NEED BUNTING!!!

 

 

 

 

'Come on Emma we need Bunting!' I announced.

'Ohhhhh Yeah!!! Let's get some bunting!!' Emma replied

I'm not sure Emma has any real idea what bunting is - but this is the

JOY

of small children

They don't say

'BUNTING!??!? Is getting Bunting really gainful employment and a good use of time Paul...?'

They look

OVERJOYED!!!

at more or less any idea delivered with enthusiasm

and say

'Can I bring my scooter..?'

 

 

 

 

Well, we walk out through the prison gates (no scooters on this job), up Dace Road, up the murder (recently deep cleaned of years of filth) steps and around onto the Greenway.

I'm armed with scissors and I'm aiming to get a few pieces of bunt no matter how small. Emma will stand guard and I will either pull the dregs down from the lamposts or else shimmy up and cut it...

 

 

 

 

285

September 13th, 2012

 

 

 

 

Last night, my Official Artist was giving me

TALK UP!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, My Official Artist is one of - if not - THE ACTUAL most consistent supporter and contributor to my creative works.

Indeed, if I had a £ for each time I point someone to my website/writing

and the first thing they upon looking says is:

'The pictures with your face glued on are FANTASTIC!!! How did you do them...?'

To which I'm forced to reply

'Err...Well,...'

I wouldn't have to skulk about at night purloining Olympics signage...

 

 

 

 

Anyway, in the briEf correspondance of last night, I nailed what I need to do now

 

 

 

 

'The key here is not drinking too much wine
NOT looking at twitter
And having some kind of faith...
I NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!
And bring the beauty into my words'

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, though the start might suggest otherwise, I'm endeavouring to complete this blog and the next with

NOT QUITE SO MUCH SHOUTING!!!

 

 

 

 

And so here follows some softer

c a l m e r

blogs hopefully demonstrating I can more or less write without

THE CAPS LOCK!!!

 

 

 

 

284

September 12th, 2012

 

 

 

 

It's easy to be cynical...

 

 

 

 

Cynicism (Greek: κυνισμός), in its original form, refers to the beliefs of an ancient school of Greek philosophers known as the Cynics (Greek: Κυνικοί, Latin: Cynici). Their philosophy was that the purpose of life was to live a life of Virtue in agreement with Nature. This meant rejecting all conventional desires for wealth, power, sex, and fame, and by living a simple life free from all possessions. As reasoning creatures, people could gain happiness by rigorous training and by living in a way which was natural for humans. They believed that the world belonged equally to everyone, and that suffering was caused by false judgments of what was valuable and by the worthless customs and conventions which surrounded society. Many of these thoughts were later absorbed into Stoicism.





By the 19th century, emphasis on the negative aspects of Cynic philosophy led to the modern understanding of cynicism to mean a disposition of disbelief in the sincerity or goodness of human motives and actions.

 

 

 

 

CYNICAL 19TH CENTURY MODERN FUCKS!!!

 

 

 

 

283

September 11th, 2012

 

 

 

 

So why the comeback!??!?

 

 

 

 

It was an incident this evening that sealed it...

 

 

 

 

The JOYOUS JINGO PROPAGANDA 2012 OLYMPICS

are done

My falsely adopted hometown kingdom of Fish Island has come and gone as the

CENTER OF THE SPORTING WORLD!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, by some strange and unprofitable quirk in my character I've managed to sit out the BIGGEST SPORTING AND WORLDWIDE TV EVENT

in my own backyard!?!?!

Without so much as a puff of opinon or blog!?!?

 

 

 

 

WHY???

 

 

 

 

OTHER SHIT TO DO!!!

 

 

 

 

A missed opportunity no doubt...

 

 

 

 

However this evening I discovered a mild form of £Ol$£ymp$£$ic£ compensation...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, it was drawn to my attention that Olympics TAT is currently ebaying at T£$£$OP£$£$£$ DOL£$£$£LAR!!!

And so I headed out under cover of darkness to purloin some decorative items both for the PG£ archive and for the unwashed hordes who believe 5 weeks of sport mean

SPORT IS GOOD!!!

I MUST HAVE IT!!!

WAR IS BETTER!!!

I MUST SUPPORT THAT!!!

HEROES NEED HELP!!!???

BRITAIN IS GREAT!!!

I AM GREAT!!!

WE ARE ALL GREAT!!!

(even the crippled)

THE ROYALS ARE NOBLE!!!

GOD SAVE THE GIRZZLED FACED PINK PARACHUTING 007 QUEEN!!!

SEND THE NAKED GINGER BASTARD TO AFGHAN!!!

MORE WAR NOW!!!

WE NEED TO INCREASE OUR MEDAL TALLY!!!

 

 

 

 

So, I went out to get some stuff...

 

 

 

 

Cold- NO!!! CHILDSPLAY!!!

 

 

 

 

Well...

I quickly purloined about 15 meters of orange barrier coverage

LONDON 2012 INSPIRE A GENERATION

(in that godawful font)

And then a

6 by 4 foot glued on purple sign which said

OLYMPIC PARK --->

 

 

 

 

£200 in a few minutes of cloak and dagger UNDERCOVER scissoring!!!)))

 

 

 

 

I was back at my former Fishy flat loggin my haul in...

 

 

 

 

When i realised I''d lost my keys...?!?!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, in the process of skulking about ADRENALIZED cuting SPORTING WONDER souvenirs off the fucking street local furniture I'd lost my fucking keys!?!?

 

 

 

 

HOUSE KEYS!!! COMPANY CAR KEYS!!! BIKE LOCK KEYS!!! FIRM MAN IN CONTROL KEYS!!!

 

 

 

 

Rule number 1 of minor petty crimes done under the cover of darkness:

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR FUCKING KEYS IN THE BUSHES AT THE SCENE!!!

 

 

 

 

Well, I refound them in an Olympic bark chipped flower bed an hour later!)

 

 

 

 

I picked up another

YELLOW

OLYMPIC PARK

---->

sign

on the way home

 

 

 

 

And figured I'd best start writing blogs again...

 

 

 

 

282

September 11th, 2012

 

 

 

 

Yes boss...

 

 

 

 

I've been ummming and ahhhrrrrringGGGGGG about getting back into writing other than on my book project for a few weeks now. It's seemed like the sensible thing to do - but is daunting, and I wonder if my anger levels have calmed and my talent grown sufficiently to REALLY deliver concise and worthwhile material?!!?

Yes boss,  once you stop on something like this, it can be very difficult to come back at all - nevermind to finish off a half done project that's rules have already been manipulated so many times I might as well be a

BANKERS DAMP JOCKSTRAPP!!!

 

 

 

 

But truth be told, I can't spend too much more time sitting here gambling TENSE, panicing about money, uploading some ABSURD tab at Harmonicande, SELLING WINE BADLY and simply working with images to satisfy my nerves

http://paulgiovanni3rd.tumblr.com/

 

 

 

 

HOW DOES WRITING BLOGS HELP ANY OF THAT???

Well, it makes me a little happier, less impotent and less frustrated with life...

 

 

 

 

And you know what???

 

 

 

 

More or less no-one's watching, so I can get a few weeks on the spin in the way of

HEAVY LIMBER EXERCISE

before I draw any attention...

 

 

 

 

281

September 11th, 2012

 

 

 

 

OH JESUS!!!

AFTER A LONG GAP I THINK I'M GONNA FINALLY FINISH THIS BLOG OFF!!!

 

 

 

 

280

February 17th, 2012

 

 

 

 

Every victim of a crime in Michigan is entitled to make a statement in open court regarding the impact of the crime on their life. The statement is limited to the victim’s physical, emotional and financial well being as it relates to the crime. Keep that in mind as you read my statement. Below is a copy of the victim impact statement I gave today at the Underwear Bomber sentencing hearing. When reading my statement, keep in mind that I am a practicing attorney in the State of Michigan. In addition, I regularly practice in the Court the hearings are taking place at and therefore, I am somewhat limited as to what I can say. We were limited to 5 minutes each.

 

 

 


'I wish to thank the Court for allowing me these 5 minutes to make my statement. My references to the government in this statement refer to the Federal Government excluding this Court and the prosecution. On Christmas Day 2009, my wife and I were returning from an African safari and had a connecting flight through Amsterdam. As we waited for our flight, we sat on the floor next to the boarding gate. What I witnessed while sitting there and subsequent events have changed my life forever. While I sat there, I witnessed Umar dressed in jeans and a white t-shirt, being escorted around security by a man in a tan suit who spoke perfect American English and who aided Umar in boarding without a passport. The airline gate worker initially refused Umar boarding until the man in the tan suit intervened. The event meant nothing to me at the time. Little did I know that Umar would try to kill me a few hours later as our flight approached Detroit. The final 10 minutes of our flight after the attack were the worst minutes of my life. During those 10 minutes I sat paralyzed in fear. Unfortunately, what happened next has had an even greater impact on my life and has saddened me further.

When we landed, I was shocked that our plane taxied up to the gate. I was further shocked that we were forced to sit on the plane for 20 minutes with powder from the so called bomb all over the cabin. The officers that boarded the plane did nothing to ensure our safety and did not check for accomplices or other explosive devices. Several passengers trampled through parts of the bomb as they exited the plane. We were then taken into the terminal with our unchecked carry on bags. Again, there was no concern for our safety even though Umar told the officers that there was another bomb on board as he exited the plane. I wondered why nobody was concerned about our safety, accomplices or other bombs and the lack of concern worried me greatly. I immediately told the FBI my story in order to help catch the accomplice I had seen in Amsterdam. It soon became obvious that the FBI wasn’t interested in what I had to say, which upset me further. For one month the government refused to admit the existence of the man in the tan suit before changing course and admitting his existence in an ABC News article on January 22, 2010. That was the last time the government talked about this man. The video that would prove the truth of my account has never been released. I continue to be emotionally upset that the video has not been released. The Dutch police, meanwhile, in this article (show article), also confirmed that Umar did not show his passport in Amsterdam which also meant that he didn’t go through security as both are in the same line in Amsterdam. It upsets me that the government refuses to admit this fact.

I became further saddened from this case, when Patrick Kennedy of the State Department during Congressional hearings, admitted that Umar was a known terrorist, was being followed, and the U.S. allowed him into the U.S. so that it could catch Umar’s accomplices. I was once again shocked and saddened when Michael Leiter of the National Counter terrorism Center admitted during these same hearings that intentionally letting terrorists into the U.S. was a frequent practice of the U.S. Government. I cannot fully explain my sadness, disappointment and fear when I realized that my government allowed an attack on me intentionally.

During this time, I questioned if my country intentionally put a known terrorist onto my flight with a live bomb. I had many sleepless nights over this issue. My answer came shortly thereafter. In late 2010, the FBI admitted to giving out intentionally defective bombs to the Portland Christmas Tree Bomber,the Wrigley Field Bomber and several others. Further, Mr. Chambers was quoted in the Free Press on January 11, 2011 when he indicated that the government’s own explosives experts had indicated that Umar’s bomb was impossibly defective. I wondered how that could be. Certainly, I thought, Al Qaeda wouldn’t go through all of the trouble to plan such an attack only to provide the terrorist with an impossibly defective bomb.

I attended nearly all of the pretrial hearings. At the hearing on January 28, 2011, I was greatly disappointed by the prosecution’s request to block evidence from Mr. Chambers “as it could then be able to be obtained by third parties, who could use it in a civil suit against the government”. It really bothered me that the government apparently was admitting to wrongdoing of some kind as it admitted that it was concerned it would be sued. It further upset me to know that the government was putting its own interests ahead of those of the passengers.

When I attended the jury selection hearings, I questioned why versions of the same two questions kept coming up, those being:

1. Do you think you’ll be able to tell whether something is actually a bomb? and
 2. Do you realize that sometimes the media doesn’t always tell the truth?

I continued to be greatly saddened at this point as I felt the truth continued to be hidden.

When Umar listed me as his only witness, I was happy to testify, not on his behalf, but on behalf of the truth. I never expected to testify, as my eyewitness account would have been too damaging to the myth that the government and media are putting forward. A mere 5 days after I was announced as a witness, there was an inexplicable guilty plea which exasperated me as I no longer would be testifying.

In closing I will just say that regardless of how the media and government try to shape the public perception of this case, I am convinced that Umar was given an intentionally defective bomb by a U.S. Government agent and placed on our flight without showing a passport or going through security, to stage a false terrorist attack to be used to implement various government policies.

The effect this matter has had on my life has been astounding and due to this case, I will never trust the government in any matter, ever.

In regards to sentencing, nothing I’ve said excuses the fact that Umar tried to kill me. He has waived his valid claim to the entrapment defense. Umar, you are not a great Muslim martyr, you are merely a “Patsy”. I ask the court to impose the mandatory sentence.'

 

 

 

 

SO WHO'S THE GUY IN THE TANNED SUIT GETTING THE BOMBER ONTO THE PLANE WITHOUT A FUCKING PASSPORT?!?!?

OSAMA BIN LADEN????

 

 

 

 

279

February 6th, 2012

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When leaving my non official former X palace here on the Island earlier this evening, I crossed paths with the neighbour Rutland Elms.

Rutland owns and runs the Estate Agency

Elms Estates

He's been the neighbour over at the Yuppie Prison Flat for quite a few years now, and though we have kids of the same age, we don't socialise or say anything all that more than an occasional

'Hi there...'

 

 

 

 

EXCEPT!!!

The night a fire caught ahold of the northern end of the Yuppie Prison Flats caused by some deadbeat weekender unable to correctly extinguish a cigarette!?!?

 

 

 

 

No boss, it's clear I don't like to blow my own trumpet...

 

 

 

 

But...

Had I not have heard a

dripping water sound

that turned out to

ACTUALLY

be a

LICKING FLAMES!!!

sound

The Ironworks Development might well have had to rename itself as the

CHARRED WOOD  NOT PROPERLY BUILT CHARCOAL WORKS!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Not only did i see the fire first

I called in 999

RAN UP AND DOWN YELLING

'FIRE!!!! GET OUT!!! QUICK!!! FIRE!!! GET OUT!!!!'

Then set about taking photos...

 

 

 

 

Including the one where the guilty parties returned...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shit, by the time the fire was out, I was running a residents bar and bottle shop on the balcony

 

 

 

 

I digress...

 

 

 

 

This evening, Rutland told me he'd heard that the

WHOLE

of Fish Island

is set to be termed an 'exclusion zone?!!?' come the Olympics with security checks to get on and off!?!?

 

 

 

 

Which essentially means security checks to

move between and leave the houses

and the

REAL

world

?!?!

 

 

 

 

That don't sound legal to me...

 

 

 

 

278

February 6th, 2012

 

 

 

 

 

Let's have this one again...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If there's one thing more

THINKING

about the world today

it's a turtle...

 

 

 

 

LEFT!!!

RIGHT!!!

LEFT!!!

RIGHT!!!

 

 

 

 

277

February 6th, 2012

 

 

 

 

 

Perhaps if I could put a rumour to bed...?

 

 

 

 

LANCE FORMAN (of the posh REAL FOOD xenophobic food joint Formans) IS NOT THE KING OF FISH ISLAND!!!

I AM!!!

 

 

 

 

Sure Lance owns tracts of Fish Island, has celebrities and royals and politicians knocking around his smokehouse, has Seb Coe attending seances (on a regular basis), makes £$£$£$money£$£$£, emits steam, bends rules, processes, smokes, emits a vague aroma, and guts more fish than I have

EVER EATEN!!!

 

 

 

 

But he is not the KING...

 

 

 

 

I AM!!!

 

 

 

 

I HAVE CONSUMATED UNDERGROUND BUNKERS YOU CAN NEVER DREAM OF LANCE!!!

I HAVE SUNGLASSES AND YELLOW CLOTHES!!!

I HAVE HORSE MANURE ON MY ROOF!!!

AND I ACTUALLY FUCKING LIVE HERE!!!

 

 

 

 

276

February 6th, 2012

 

 

 

 

 

GODDAMMIT!!!

I TOLD YOU FISH ISLAND WAS THE CENTRE OF THE WORLD!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

275

January 26th, 2012

 

 

 

 

Here's the rub with Redknapp

 

 

 

 

It's

BEYOND CLEAR

that he's a guilty as sin on this one and quite probably many similar others.

His defence is absurd and on a par with a Mafia Dons

RUN ANY ABSURD CONVULUTED UNFEASIBLE ARGUMENT WHICH CAN'T BE PROVED OTHERWISE!!!

 

 

 

 

I CAN'T USE A COMPUTER!!!

OR A TEXT MESSAGE!!!

OR A BANK CARD!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MONEY IS?!?!

I CAN'T TALK!!!

 

 

 

 

Question is....?????

 

 

 

 

Will the charges stick???

 

 

 

 

Normally they would because

HE'S OBVIOUSLY FUCKING GUILTY AND HE'S AN EASY HIGH PROFILE WHIPPING BOY!!!

HARD ON TAX DODGERS!!! HARD ON THE CAUSES OF TAX DODGERS!!!

 

 

 

 

But Redknapp is also the well known BEST BET for a very long time of bringing some kind of

ACTUAL

success to the England football team when he takes over the job after this years Euro Quater or Semi final defeat under Capello (another well known tax dodger)...

(Italian not English)

 

 

 

 

Question for the powers that be (who are no doubt controlling the jury vibrations) is therefore...????

 

 

 

 

Is it better to WHIP an OBVIOUS TAX DODGING someone in order to deflect attention from above and gain some good solid scape goat political headlines (whilst nullifying his potential England career)???

 

 

 

 

Or is there more to be politically gained from England

WINNING A FOOTBALL CUP?!?!?

 

 

 

 

274

January 26th, 2012

 

 

 

 

NOW SPORT!!!

 

 

 

 

Harry Redknapp...?

 

 

 

 

I'd love to hate him because he took Southampton down...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, he left Portsmouth

To become the unseeming manager of Southampton

 

 

 

 

Unseeming

Because he was the

LAST

man in any ones estimation to be the next Southampton manager

The bookies had him pegged out lonnnnnnng........

 

 

 

 

But overnight some

HEAVY

bets were placed

fortunes were made

and he took on the job at Southampton

and got us relegated...

 

 

 

 

Insider trading?!?!

 

 

 

 

When accused, Harry knew nothing about it

He said he couldn't use a computer. That he had no idea about online gambling

HOW COULD HE HAVE BEEN MAKING MONEY OUT OF IT?!?!?

 

 

 

 

And now, he's pleading the same with regards to this Moroccan player ACCOUNT BONUS SCHEME!!!

 

 

 

 

"I have a big problem, I can’t write, so I don’t keep anything. I’m the most disorganised person and I’m ashamed to say in the world, I can’t work a computer, I don’t know what an email is, I can’t, I have never sent a fax and I’ve never sent a text message."

 

 

 

 

Just last week, I finished reading Redknapps Autobiography

 

 

 

 

It's a GREAT read

Harry's a very loveable rogue

 

 

 

 

The one annecdote that stands out for me - the one I remember the most is as follows (and i quote)

 

 

 

 

'A couple of days later, Bilic came into my office to see me. He moaned about how the club was struggling, how we had no money to buy new players, how he wanted to join a bugger club, and finished by saying he'd heard Tottenham had made an offer for him. I told him they had for £2.5 million

'Well in that case you must sell me,' he said. 'Look at my contract it says so.'

'I've read your contract,' I said, 'and it says that if we get an offer of £2.5 million or more and we want to sell you and you want to go, then the deal goes through.'

'That is settled then,' he said.

'But we don't want to sell you.'

It took a few seconds for this news to sink in with Billic. The he reacted angrily. 'No, no,no. This is wrong. This is very wrong. You have tricked me.'

Billic is a fully qualified lawyer and must have though his contract was watertight. But I went to the University of the Street in Stepney and I had done him up like a kipper.'

 

 

 

 

WHO NEEDS TO BE ABLE TO READ AND WRITE?!?!

 

 

 

 

273

January 24th, 2012

 

 

 

 

'The defense minister agreed that the Europeans had started out in the right direction. But he saw no reason to hold off until July before the oil embargo went into effect or to delay a boycott on transactions by Iran’s central bank.  Oil shortfalls can be made up within weeks, Barak pointed out, from Saudi Arabia’s huge reserves, from the oil produced by Libya and from expanded Iraqi production.'


http://www.debka.com/article/21675/

 

Yeah...

Just get the excess from Iraq & Libya

 

1

2

3

 

 

 

 

272

January 23rd, 2012

 

 

 

 

(ideallyplayedconcurrently)

 

 

 

 

271

January 23rd, 2012

 

 

 

 

Libya's cascading into somekind of a random civil war then...

 

 

 

 

WHO'D HAVE THUNK IT?!?!?

 

 

 

 

Better get them good old

PEACEKEEPING

US Troops on the ground...

 

 

 

 

THEY'LL SORT IT!!!

 

 

 

 

Or maybe leave Libya to rot...?

 

 

 

 

 

270

January 22nd, 2012

 

 

 

 

There are of course other things happening this year other than the Fish Island Olympics...

 

 

 

 

For one, there's

THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

(According to the Mayans)

 

 

 

 

Well, I'm not sure about this particular DOOM story.

What is more likely is

THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

According to Israel and the US Empire

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

SINCE WHEN HAS STARTING A WAR BEEN AN ELECTION PLEDGE?!?!

It's probably not the first time

But most of the frontrunners in the race for the Republican seem to think 2012 is a good time to threaten war to get elected.

And the bonkers thing is it just might get them elected...?!?!

 

 

 

 

IRAN MUST NOT HAVE NUKES!!!

IRAQ HAS WMDS!!!

COLONEL GADAFFI IS KILLING CIVILLIANS!!!

THAT SYRIAN FELLA LOOKS LIKE HITLER!!!

OSAMA BIN LADEN MUST SLEEP WITH THE FISHES!!!

 

 

 

 

And so

the rhetoric goes on...

 

 

 

 

MIT??!?

NEWT?!?!

THEY'RE NOT NAMES THEY'RE SPECIES OF FUCKING PONDLIFE!!!

Gooey, slimey, wet little fucks who crawl about in the mud at the bottom of sewerage ridden cess pools bleeting

'ELECT ME!!! I'M GONNA START A WAR!!! I'M GONNA START A WAR!!! I'M GONNA TURN ANOTHER CORNER OF THE MIDDLE EAST INTO A NUCLEAR INFERNO!!! MANY PEOPLE WILL DIE HORRIBLY!!! IT'LL BE LIVE ON TV!!! VOTE FOR ME!!!''

 

 

 

 

In tandem with the politicians, the mainstream media  is going through the same ridiculous circle of reporting

MADE UP BOLLOCKS

as before Iraq.

Their job as always is to make the case for the war. To HAMMMMM up the threat, to ignore the likely consequences, to keep the publics eyes off the economy and onto the neccesity of war.

IF WE JUST GET THIS LATEST BOGEY MAN EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT!!!

WE'RE GONNA WIN!!!

WE'RE GONNA STAY RICH!!!

now sport...

 

 

 

 

And this is the problem with America, its politicians, its media and it's accolyte countries.

It's so punch drunk on the idea it has the best military in the world, that it can do what it wants - that it can never be properly challenged, because there isn't another military with any kind of comparable size and effectivenss...?

Which is maybe so...

But what has to be taken into consideration when taking on Iran and Syria is that China & Russia aren't keen. In fact they're happy to still trade and buy Iranian oil and neither much like the idea of another currently ordered country in their midst becoming a nuclear wasteland of KAOS!!!

And what about India...? They're still happy with Iran too

Yes boss, taking on a small, INEFFECTIVE friendless country like Iraq or Afghanistan is one thing - taking on a VERY WELL armed and organised one with some BIG friends is another thing entirely...

 

 

 

 

So we're all doomed then...?!?!

 

 

 

 

Unless the sportsman MAN OF PEACE!!! Obama can offer an alternative, a way out of the sabre rattling?!?!

 

 

 

 

Well, if there's one (of the many) things MAN OF PEACE!!! Obama hasn't managed in his 3 years of power

it's an alternative to war, death and destruction.

No boss, the man who claimed he was going to

CLOSE

Guantanamo

and usher in a new era of American peace has in fact done the opposite.

Yes boss

On New Years Eve he signed the NDAA act.

NDAA means not only can funny bearded blokes be locked indefinitely in cages without trial - clean 'n wholesome Americans can be penned in too!!!

Barry's done nothing to expose what really happened on 9/11.

The Fema camps are being rolled further into reality

and the Brown Shirted TSA continues to rise in its rights.

All told, MAN OF PEACE!!! Obama has been a

FUCKING DISASTER

for America and for the world.

 

 

 

 

He'll be seen by history as being one of the greatest

POLITICAL HOPE CHANGE FRAUDS

of all time

A listless ineffective puppet

A HOPE SHOOTER!!!

HE HAS A HAND UP HIS ASS!!!

and it's not Martin Luther Kings...

 

 

 

 

So where does it all end...?

Who knows!?!?

But like every Empire it will - and it might well be in Iran

 

 

 

 

Whenever it does and WHEN the truth bleeds out...

My bet is that the US Empire will be remembered as the Empire of Insanity - not because war mongering  pond life fucks called Newt have vague chances of power, or because of obscene legislation like The NDAA or Patriot Act, or because of the wars (all Empires are run by psycopaths, do wars and grab territory)

Nope...

The reason it'll be remembered thus, is because it's government of 2001 and subsequent governments and ALL standing candidates in this election and EVERY election since 2001, have allowed and drawn strength from an attack made on themselves

BY THEMSELVES

that killed close to 3000

OF THEIR OWN CIVILLIANS!!!

Yes boss, it's one thing bombing another country for gains - it's a whole other bombing

YOUR OWN BUSIEST CITY

then playing on that to

enslave your people

and to help complete your

EMPIRE

...

 

 

 

 

Even Hitler didn't try that kind of shit...

 

 

 

 

 

269

January 21st, 2012

 

 

 

 

 

THE russsshhhhhhhh IS ON!!!

 

 

 

 

Only about 6 months until the

Fish Island Olympics

and so I need to get this blog moving

and out of the way

so I can start the new

OLYMPIAN CENTRIC

one

!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

THE SEB COE IKEA 2012 OLYMPICS ARE ALMOST UPON US!!!

 

 

 

 

And so here I am on loaction

FULLY EMBEDED

for years now

and ready to

GO!!!

 

 

 

 

At my disposal is local knowledge

connections

inside info

both personal

and business

2 large properties comprising

accomodation

a photo studio

a roof garden

PLENTY of Bombay Mix

cameras

wine storage

cult like quantities of tinned goods

a love of sport

a breadmaker

books

lost of art

and the materials to make more

and

a vaguely profitable wine business positioned nicely to

DOUBLE WITH OLYMPIC BOOZE RIDDEN JOY!!!

 

 

 

LET THE GAMES COMMENCE!!!

 

 

 

 

268

January 21st, 2012

 

 

 

 

Boredom...

 

 

 

BOREDOM!!!

 

 

 

I'm sorry I haven't been writing blogs - no actually I'm not at all sorry.  I've been a mixture of busy, preoccupied, exhausted and disinterested.

This is how it goes sometimes - but not quite like this...

 

 

 

 

No boss, this last 5 or 6 days I've had my own agenda.

PREMIUM BLOG TIME!!!

 

 

 

 

The former Mrs Giovanni and my lovely daughter are in Italy. They've gone there to help in the effort to make well the sister to the former Mrs Giovanni who was struck by a stroke 2 and a bit weeks ago.

Aged 43 - with a soon to be 3 year old.

 

 

 

 

I heard about the 'inctus' when I was on the way to complete a medical trial for a drug to lower blood sugar for diabectics.

Yes boss, no sooner had I popped out of the Piccadily tunnels in West London, than a message appeared on the phone telling of the malady

The irony wasn't lost  - on the way to take drugs for medical science and $£$£$£$

And there 1000 or so miles away (the same number of pounds thereabouts) was someone I know in REAL MEDICAL DISORDER?!?!?

WHAT ON EARTH COULD THAT MEAN?!?!

 

 

 

 

Probably nothing other than

GET WELL SOON!!!

 

 

 

 

Anyway here I now am by myself pretending to be bored trying to get a creative

GEE GEE!!!

on

 

 

 

 

Well not really...

There's the cat Michio Miow Friend in the former Yuppie Flat growing a tummy and a greater attitude problem.

Michios main problem is that he feels he deserves better food than that squalid dried whiskas rivita crap?!?!

All the time on the kitchen surfaces or scraping at the drawers

 

 

 

 

And over here in the Northern NEW Fish Island Area there are plenty of folk about if I want to find them

but I don't

 

 

 

 

But 5 days into this batch of personal space

I'm getting interested in doing something creative

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, this is an unusual thing - normally when I get the slighest bit of breathing room - I engage in

FRANTIC ACTS OF CREATIVITY!!!

QUICK!!!

WHO KNOWS WHEN SLAVISH DOMESTICITY WILL RETURN?!?!

 

 

 

 

But this time all I could get into immediately was paint the floor in the kitchen of my new base camp

DIRTY RED

here at the northern most reach of the Fish Island Area?!?!

ALL DAY PAINTING RED FLOOR PAINT

AND TIDYING THE LOUNGE!!?!?!

 

 

 

 

Anyway...

 

 

 

 

267

January 1st, 2012

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

266

December 26th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Odds on???

 

 

 

 

One of the

'MILITARY WIVES'

husbands will meet with his

DOOOOOOOOOOM

in combat

(Iranian FANATIC????)

within the next 6 months???

 

 

 

 

HOLD THE FRONT PAGES!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

265

December 26th, 2011

 

 

 

 

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS ALL THIS

'MILITARY WIVES'

SINGING ALL ABOUT???

 

 

 

 

Foolish people are convincing themselves it's a show of

love

respect

and

gratitude

for the selfless

'sacrifice'

(YOU MEAN THESE SOLDIERS DON'T GET PAID??!)

of young men

too stoopid

to know better than to join

britains armed forces

 

 

 

 

Well...

I'm sure many of the people hopelessly buying these shoddy songs

honestly believe just that...

And of course the gullible man on the street can do

NOTHING

about the idiotic wars their government engages in

The script is written

The song laid out

and their family members and friends are shipped off to kill and die...

What can they do other than sing and hope they see them again...?

 

 

 

 

Singing songs isn't however

what this is about...

It's not about a GENUINE grass roots appreciation either

Or a brief moment of flutter flame???

Or even swinging off flags in trench coats...

 

 

 

 

NOPE!!!

 

 

 

 

Whether they realise it or not

what these well meaning ladies are

ACTUALLY

singing is yet

ANOTHER

CALL TO WAR!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

it's all part of the preparation for the THIRD World War we are currently engaging in

 

 

 

 

To get us all

GEE'D UP WITH LOVE OF COUNTRY!!!

OF WAR!!!

OF SACRIFICE!!!

OF CONQUEST!!!

OF BLOOD AND DEATH!!!

IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM AND...

well...

FREEDOM!!!

 

 

 

 

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!

SING IN SANTA HATS!!!

GLUE SOLDIERS LEGS BACK ON!!!

 

 

 

 

Make no mistake...

This next year's gonna be a

BIG

one...

 

 

 

 

264

December 21st, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

263

December 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

He's never been the most exciting of bike riders

but...

 

 

 

 

'Ivan Basso (Liquigas-Cannondale) is making preparations for his life after cycling, la Gazzetta dello Sport reports. The two-time Giro d’Italia winner is starting a blueberry farm in his hometown of Cassano Magnago, to the south of Varese in north west Italy; returning to the trade of his family.

In an interview with his local newspaper, Prealpina, Basso outlined his reasons for starting his farm, and what he hopes it will bring to the community.

"In this society, where everything is quick, not many have the courage to take risks, so that they forget their true history,” he explained. “I decided to make a choice to go against the current, to return to the work of my grandparents and my great-grandparents. I'll be a grower of blueberries in my city.”

Basso’s decision is not such an unusual one, with many of his Tuscan compatriots choosing to invest in olive groves in their retirement. Returning to the business of his family’s previous generations, though, he hopes will help out the people of his local area.

“It’s beautiful to feel useful in the place that you were born,” he said. “Furthermore, especially in the crucial months of the harvest, we will be able to give employment to a quite a lot of people. It will take about eight thousand hours of labour, to respond to the crisis. As soon as I stop riding, I'll be there among them often.”

Fans needn’t worry about Basso’s immediate future however, since the 34-year-old intends to continue racing for a couple more years at least.

“For a little while longer my tool will remain my bike's handlebars,” he reassured. “But after that you’ll find me here in the middle, with my boots on, tasting the nature and the tranquillity.”'

 

 

 

 

263

December 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

He's never been the most exciting of bike riders

but...

 

 

 

 

'Ivan Basso (Liquigas-Cannondale) is making preparations for his life after cycling, la Gazzetta dello Sport reports. The two-time Giro d’Italia winner is starting a blueberry farm in his hometown of Cassano Magnago, to the south of Varese in north west Italy; returning to the trade of his family.

In an interview with his local newspaper, Prealpina, Basso outlined his reasons for starting his farm, and what he hopes it will bring to the community.

"In this society, where everything is quick, not many have the courage to take risks, so that they forget their true history,” he explained. “I decided to make a choice to go against the current, to return to the work of my grandparents and my great-grandparents. I'll be a grower of blueberries in my city.”

Basso’s decision is not such an unusual one, with many of his Tuscan compatriots choosing to invest in olive groves in their retirement. Returning to the business of his family’s previous generations, though, he hopes will help out the people of his local area.

“It’s beautiful to feel useful in the place that you were born,” he said. “Furthermore, especially in the crucial months of the harvest, we will be able to give employment to a quite a lot of people. It will take about eight thousand hours of labour, to respond to the crisis. As soon as I stop riding, I'll be there among them often.”

Fans needn’t worry about Basso’s immediate future however, since the 34-year-old intends to continue racing for a couple more years at least.

“For a little while longer my tool will remain my bike's handlebars,” he reassured. “But after that you’ll find me here in the middle, with my boots on, tasting the nature and the tranquillity.”'

263

December 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

He's never been the most exciting of bike riders

but...

 

 

 

 

'Ivan Basso (Liquigas-Cannondale) is making preparations for his life after cycling, la Gazzetta dello Sport reports. The two-time Giro d’Italia winner is starting a blueberry farm in his hometown of Cassano Magnago, to the south of Varese in north west Italy; returning to the trade of his family.

In an interview with his local newspaper, Prealpina, Basso outlined his reasons for starting his farm, and what he hopes it will bring to the community.

"In this society, where everything is quick, not many have the courage to take risks, so that they forget their true history,” he explained. “I decided to make a choice to go against the current, to return to the work of my grandparents and my great-grandparents. I'll be a grower of blueberries in my city.”

Basso’s decision is not such an unusual one, with many of his Tuscan compatriots choosing to invest in olive groves in their retirement. Returning to the business of his family’s previous generations, though, he hopes will help out the people of his local area.

“It’s beautiful to feel useful in the place that you were born,” he said. “Furthermore, especially in the crucial months of the harvest, we will be able to give employment to a quite a lot of people. It will take about eight thousand hours of labour, to respond to the crisis. As soon as I stop riding, I'll be there among them often.”

Fans needn’t worry about Basso’s immediate future however, since the 34-year-old intends to continue racing for a couple more years at least.

“For a little while longer my tool will remain my bike's handlebars,” he reassured. “But after that you’ll find me here in the middle, with my boots on, tasting the nature and the tranquillity.”'

263

December 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

He's never been the most exciting of bike riders

but...

 

 

 

 

'Ivan Basso (Liquigas-Cannondale) is making preparations for his life after cycling, la Gazzetta dello Sport reports. The two-time Giro d’Italia winner is starting a blueberry farm in his hometown of Cassano Magnago, to the south of Varese in north west Italy; returning to the trade of his family.

In an interview with his local newspaper, Prealpina, Basso outlined his reasons for starting his farm, and what he hopes it will bring to the community.

"In this society, where everything is quick, not many have the courage to take risks, so that they forget their true history,” he explained. “I decided to make a choice to go against the current, to return to the work of my grandparents and my great-grandparents. I'll be a grower of blueberries in my city.”

Basso’s decision is not such an unusual one, with many of his Tuscan compatriots choosing to invest in olive groves in their retirement. Returning to the business of his family’s previous generations, though, he hopes will help out the people of his local area.

“It’s beautiful to feel useful in the place that you were born,” he said. “Furthermore, especially in the crucial months of the harvest, we will be able to give employment to a quite a lot of people. It will take about eight thousand hours of labour, to respond to the crisis. As soon as I stop riding, I'll be there among them often.”

Fans needn’t worry about Basso’s immediate future however, since the 34-year-old intends to continue racing for a couple more years at least.

“For a little while longer my tool will remain my bike's handlebars,” he reassured. “But after that you’ll find me here in the middle, with my boots on, tasting the nature and the tranquillity.”'

http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/10632/Ivan-Basso-starts-a-blueberry-farm-in-his-home-town.aspx#ixzz1gMg7FZpq

263

December 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

He's never been the most exciting of bike riders

but...

 

 

 

 

'Ivan Basso (Liquigas-Cannondale) is making preparations for his life after cycling, la Gazzetta dello Sport reports. The two-time Giro d’Italia winner is starting a blueberry farm in his hometown of Cassano Magnago, to the south of Varese in north west Italy; returning to the trade of his family.

In an interview with his local newspaper, Prealpina, Basso outlined his reasons for starting his farm, and what he hopes it will bring to the community.

"In this society, where everything is quick, not many have the courage to take risks, so that they forget their true history,” he explained. “I decided to make a choice to go against the current, to return to the work of my grandparents and my great-grandparents. I'll be a grower of blueberries in my city.”

Basso’s decision is not such an unusual one, with many of his Tuscan compatriots choosing to invest in olive groves in their retirement. Returning to the business of his family’s previous generations, though, he hopes will help out the people of his local area.

“It’s beautiful to feel useful in the place that you were born,” he said. “Furthermore, especially in the crucial months of the harvest, we will be able to give employment to a quite a lot of people. It will take about eight thousand hours of labour, to respond to the crisis. As soon as I stop riding, I'll be there among them often.”

Fans needn’t worry about Basso’s immediate future however, since the 34-year-old intends to continue racing for a couple more years at least.

“For a little while longer my tool will remain my bike's handlebars,” he reassured. “But after that you’ll find me here in the middle, with my boots on, tasting the nature and the tranquillity.”'

http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/10632/Ivan-Basso-starts-a-blueberry-farm-in-his-home-town.aspx#ixzz1gMg7FZpq

263

December 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

He's never been the most exciting of bike riders

but excitement is most certainly overated...

 

 

 

 

'Ivan Basso (Liquigas-Cannondale) is making preparations for his life after cycling, la Gazzetta dello Sport reports. The two-time Giro d’Italia winner is starting a blueberry farm in his hometown of Cassano Magnago, to the south of Varese in north west Italy; returning to the trade of his family.

In an interview with his local newspaper, Prealpina, Basso outlined his reasons for starting his farm, and what he hopes it will bring to the community.

"In this society, where everything is quick, not many have the courage to take risks, so that they forget their true history,” he explained. “I decided to make a choice to go against the current, to return to the work of my grandparents and my great-grandparents. I'll be a grower of blueberries in my city.”

Basso’s decision is not such an unusual one, with many of his Tuscan compatriots choosing to invest in olive groves in their retirement. Returning to the business of his family’s previous generations, though, he hopes will help out the people of his local area.

“It’s beautiful to feel useful in the place that you were born,” he said. “Furthermore, especially in the crucial months of the harvest, we will be able to give employment to a quite a lot of people. It will take about eight thousand hours of labour, to respond to the crisis. As soon as I stop riding, I'll be there among them often.”

Fans needn’t worry about Basso’s immediate future however, since the 34-year-old intends to continue racing for a couple more years at least.

“For a little while longer my tool will remain my bike's handlebars,” he reassured. “But after that you’ll find me here in the middle, with my boots on, tasting the nature and the tranquillity.”'

262

December 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

261

December 11th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

260

December 11th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

259

December 11th, 2011

 

 

 

 

I've nothing ready just now so here's some pictures done by my daughter...

 

 

 

 

a cat

 

 

 

 

 

a rabbit

 

 

 

 

can't remember what this one was

 

 

 

 

Aiden, Leigh & Dominic

 

 

 

 

Emma, Daddy & Mummy

 

 

 

 

do some dots (I did the face in the top left hand corner)

 

 

 

 

Jason and his dog Eva

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

258

December 8th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

257

December 8th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

256

December 6th, 2011

 

 

 

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/dec/06/security-london-2012-olympic-games

 

 

 

So...

Our NUMBER 1 FABRICATED BOGEY MAN

Osama 'Sleeping With The Fishes' Bin Laden

The man wrongly accused of 9/11

is now

OFFISHIALLY DEAD

(as opposed to having

ACTUALLY

died in December 2001)

and

GADAFFI IS GONE!!!

 

 

 

 

And yet we're to be convinced beyond

ANY

doubt that we need to

DOUBLE

the security budget for the Olympics!??!?

 

 

 

 

"When I started being minister there was no Arab Spring. No one really knows whether that's going to have a beneficial or adverse effect on our security. It is pretty fluid and has created some uncertainty,"

 

 

 

 

WHAT IN THE FUCK HAVE REVOLUTIONS IN TUNISIA AND EGYPT AND A NATO LED REGIME CHANGE IN LIBYA (alleged to got have VANQUISHED of another of the worlds MAJOR bogeymen THREATS TO HUMANITY) GOT TO DO WITH THE SECUTIY OF THE OLYMPIC GAMES?!?!?

 

 

 

 

"You can say this looks like a huge increase in the security budget or you can say this is what is needed to provide a safe and secure Games."

 

 

 

 

Alternatively you could say

 

'IT'S THE PARANOID NONSENSICAL PSYCHOPATHIC 'SECURITY' BUSINESS ON THE TAKE?!?!? PROTECTING US ALL FROM MANUFACTURED AND MOSTLY NON EXISTENT THREATS!!!'

 

or perhaps

 

'ALL THIS MONEY AND LIVES FIGHTING THE WAR ON TERROR HAS MADE US 100% MORE UNDER THREAT?!?! WHAT A WASTE OF FUCKING LIVES, TIME, EFFORT AND MONEY THAT WAS!!!'

 

or perhaps even

 

The upcoming Nuclear War with Iran and the currently attempted Regime Change in Syria is what is meant by

'It is pretty fluid and has created some uncertainty,'

 

 

 

 

255

December 5th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

254

December 4th, 2011

 

 

 

 

My accountant has had his car

TORCHED!!!

 

 

 

Should I be worried...?

 

 

 

 

253

December 3rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

maybe start with...

 

 

 

 

FUCK OFF SAATCHI!!!

 

 

 

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/dec/02/saatchi-hideousness-art-world

 

 

 

 

252

December 2nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

251

December 2nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

250

December 2nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

Journalism Pt 3

 

 

 

 

Pepe Escobar is an interesting journalist...

This piece is about as overall as you're likely to get at the mo...

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/ML02Ak01.html

 

 

 

 

I'm VERY interested in what seems to be a new and rather formidable alliance...

 

 

 

 

Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa

 

 

 

 

I wonder how long before they start hinting 9/11 wasn't all it seemed to be...?

Internal strife from within would seem to be the best strategy for any power block planning on toppling the

PEOPLES SUPPORT

of the
US Empire





PLAY THE GUILT CARD!!!

OPEN THE  MICKEY MOUSE EYES!!!

UNCLOUD THE DISNEY SHOW!!!





Yes boss

The 9/11 card would seem to be an ace up the sleeve for any new power block to play

 

 

 

 

(unless they're planning their own???)

 

 

 

 

249

November 21st, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

248

November 20th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

247

November 13th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

246

November 13th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

245

November 13th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

244

November 13th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

243

November 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

242

November 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

241

November 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

240

November 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

239

November 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

238

November 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

ENOUGH!!!

 

 

 

 

The next few blogs will feature a selection of photos and postcards from the family photo/postcard album

Many of them are more than 100 years old

I was given 2 albums about 15 years ago when I was skint with the idea I should sell them

I decided to keep them

One album is more old personal and family

The other is mostly of churches that was given to my Grandad on his laundry round

 

 

 

 

237

November 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

You know I don't like to be controversial

but

I get the idea

all this

POPPY BULLSHIT

is a mixture of

lazy guilty conscious

+

basic and elementary malicious propaganda

 

 

 

 

LET'S MAKE POPPIES BIGGER!!!

MORE WAR NOW!!!

 

 

 

 

236

November 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Of course life isn't all about drug planning...

 

 

 

 

No boss

Let's be frank

 

 

 

 

LIFE IS MOSTLY ABOUT WAR

AND POPPIES!!!

AND HOW WE GET POPPIES BY CREATING

nice warm dopey

POPPIES

and shipping them over here...

or there

BIG RED BLOODY LOADSA OF THEM!!!

MAKE IT INTERNATIONAL

FOR ALL THE DEAD MURDERERS!!!

 

 

 

 

WHAT THOSE CUNTS IN IRAN HAVE NUKES!!!

WELL LETS FUCKING NUKE THEM!!!

QUICK!!!!

 

 

 

 

You can't argue with principles...

 

 

 

 

235

November 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Of course what I mean by that last blog is I'm drinking a bit less and smoking pot to fill

 

 

 

 

 

the gap

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

234

November 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

I might have missed my podcast deadline

and

be floundering somewhat in my

365 quality blogs in a day

YEAR

MONTH!!!

 

 

 

 

But I have a very fine selection of

good quality pot just now...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I decided to take up smoking dope again in order to wean myself off the booze a litle

and so far it's going well...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

233

November 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

232

November 4th, 2011

 

 

 

 

"Because none of the things are yourself, not really. The ideas come from someplace else. It's like fish," he says.

What's like fish?

"The ideas," says Lynch. "You didn't make the fish. You caught the fish. Now you can cook it in a good way or a bad way, but that's as far as it goes. The fish came from someplace else. And sometimes …" His eyes take on a faraway look. "Sometimes it talks back to you. Tells you how it wants to be cooked."

 

 

 

 

http://www.davidlynchfoundation.org/catching-the-big-fish-meditation-consciousness-and-creativity.html

 

 

 

 

231

November 3rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MEMORY LANE!!!

 

 

 

 

230

November 3rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

229

November 3rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

Jim Fetzer & Morgan Reynolds are another 2 of my favourite investigative journalists...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://nomoregames.net/

http://morganreynolds.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/jim-fetzer-real-deal-morgan-reynolds-2011-sept.mp3

http://radiofetzer.blogspot.com/

 

 

 

 

228

November 1st, 2011

 

 

 

 

Can't get enough of John Lear...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

227

October 30th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One thing in that photo on the front page of

Private Eye

 

 

 

 

DAVIDS SOMEWHAT RUDDY RED CHEEKS!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I saw him up close last December

I had the

DISTINCT IMPRESSION

he was something of a drinker

and I should know...

 

 

 

 

LAST ONE DOWN THE UNION BAR'S A TWERP!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

226

October 30th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ain't that the truth...

 

 

 

 

225

October 29th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

one of my all time favourite properly narrative tuneshows

clcik the picture to streammmmmmm

 

 

 

 

224

October 29th, 2011

 

 

 

 

FISH ISLAND PLANNING NEWS!!!

 

 

 

 

Currently there are several contentious planning applications down the old Yuppie Flat end of Fish Island.

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

OLYMPICS FEVER IS STARTING TO HIT BIG TIME!!!

And so roll in the 'unacceptable to the locals (well some of them)' ideas for the financial betterment and neo-neo-colonialism of this once begotten corner of London.

 

 

 

 

The main contentions are:

 

 

 

 

A WHACKING GREAT 3G RADIATION CITY ARIZONA  SMART PHONE MAST AT OLD FORD LOCK!!!

Yes boss, without this, it's said peoples phones will crash next summer - which means no 34,000 amateur iphone live streamed versions of the Opening Ceremony?!?!

THIS CAN'T BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN!!!

The masts construction has spawned a local campaign which can only fail - as did the previous one to stop the construction of a sewerage plant between the Yuppie Flats and the Olympic Stadium.

 

 

 

 

A 4000 CAPACITY NIGHTCLUB (OPEN TIL 2AM) IN WHAT IS NOW A FURNITURE FACTORY!!!

PASSED!!!

In the next 9 months, this currently still working sofa factory (which made the sofa currently sitting opposite me no less - out the back door for £150!) is to hoiked out on it's ear any day and be replaced with a 'temporary' nightclub that only has a licence for about 2 months next summer.

I'd guess they've got to spend £2-3M bare minimum to get it looking like something half decent, so one would have to guess it's licence will be renewed after the BIG HOOPLA!!! is done with - either that or you're gonna be paying £50 to get in and a tenner a drink...

Probably both

 

 

 

 

THE OLYMPICS V.I.P HOSPITALITY ZONE!!!

PASSED!!!

Yes boss, all the knobs will be lunching and wining it up over there on the Island, they'll then be chauffeured a quick U around the Yuppie Flat in through the V.I.P entrance which is to be what is now known as The Greenway

The old Yuppie Flat Balcony looks down onto The Greenway...

And so next summer I'll be out on the balcony as and when

with a glass of fizzy pop

giving all the VIPs

THE ROYAL WAVE!!!

much like Prince Will.I.AM was doing last summer from the Balcony at BP

 

 

 

 

Anyway...

 

 

 

 

All of these 3 developments are set to sit within 50 square meters of the Yuppie Flats and so the main opposition group to these developments is called

A.I.R

It's the Residents Association.

 

 

 

 

Here's a funny fact about

A.I.R

It's posters are designed and made by 2 of it's key conspirators

the artists

Georgina Starr & Paul Noble

who share a flat up on Floor 5.

 

 

 

 

Paul & Georgina seem like nice folk, but I've never really hit it off with them, because I once sold them a case of wine they didn't much like and then arranged a tasting around their schedule to make up for it and find out what they did like

that they couldn't be bothered to attend...

 

 

 

 

THAT'S ARTISTS FOR YOU!!!

(which I didn't know they both were at the time - I figured they were just a bit strange...)

 

 

 

 

223

October 29th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

222

October 28th, 2011

 

 

 

 

If there's one item of stationary I have a

PERSISTENT AND RECURRING ISSUE WITH

it's staplers...

 

 

 

 

I HATE THE FUCKING THINGS!!!

THEY NEVER WORK FOR ME?!?!

 

 

 

 

No boss

This evening I wasted more than half an hour fighting with

a staple gun I stole from a film set 4 years ago

a can of WD40

and a packet of 14mm Arrow Staples

 

 

 

 

The result...?

NO FUCKING RESULT!!!

MESS

STAPLES ALL OVER THE FLOOR?!?!

NOT ONE GOT SO FAR AS EVEN PASSING THROUGH THE CARRIAGE TO BE HIT BY THE HAMMER?!?!

WASTE OF FUCKING TIME!!!

WILL I EVER LEARN???

 

 

 

 

221

October 28th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

'AND THE WINNERS ARE!!!'

 

 

 

 

MORE BOMBS FOR PEACE NOW!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alliance warplanes led by France and Britain have flown more than 26,000 sorties and bombed almost 6,000 targets, acting as the air force for the lightly armed revolutionary fighters.

(ACTING AS THE AIR FORCE FOR THE LIGHTLY ARMED REVOLUTIONARY FIGHTERS??!? YOU MEAN POLICING THE NO FLY ZONE DESIGNED TO PROTECT CIVILIANS SURELY???)

Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Nato secretary general, said:

"Operation Unified Protector is one of the most successful in NATO history.

(YES INDEED!!!

A regime change done with more or less no known deaths of Empire troops, no coffins through quaint country towns...

INFRASTRUCTURE AND MILITARY EQUIPMENT SAVAGED!!! (REBUILDING CONTRACTS AND REARMAMENT CONTRACTS???? DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!)

BIG resources liberated for Western use and domination without having to deal with the MAD DOG IN A FUCKING TENT!!!

YES BOSS!!! THE LIBYAN MARKET IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!! STRUGGLING EUROPEAN EXPORT ECONOMIES PACK YOUR SUITCASES AND HEAD TO LIBYA!!!

Furthermore, there's been little or NO effective criticism back home, ALL mainstream media both left and right COMPLETELY AND EFFECTIVELY BOUGHT AND MANAGED INTO THE PROPAGANDA WING OF NATO!!!

LINKS!!! RECHT!!! LINKS!!! RECHT!!!

Meantime, the WET FISH  citizens of Europe SUCK IT ALL UP!!! BECAUSE ALL YOU WANT IS MORE STUPID FUCKING CRAP TO CLUTTER YOUR SORRY SAD MEANINGLESS LITTLE LIVES WITH!!!

DING DING!!! EVERYONE'S A WINNER!!!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We are concluding it in a considered and controlled manner - because our military job is now done."

 

 

 

 

LINKS!!! RECHT!!! LINKS!!! RECHT!!!

NEXT STOP POLAND!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

220

October 26th, 2011

 

 

 

 

You'd think bus drivers would get bored of all that

waving at one another as they pass a colleague on the road

thing

 

all day long

every

day...

 

 

 

 

The London ones get a bit picky about it sometimes

Not every bus driver waves at the other

Drivers on different routes don't always bother

the odd driver seems to

POINT BLANK REFUSE TO ENGAGE IN IT AT ALL

but there's still a lot of it that goes on...

 

 

 

 

 

219

October 25th, 2011

 

 

 

 

My mother sends me a copy of

The Link

each and every month...

 

 

 

 

The Link

is the church magazine from the church I was

seriously

taken too every Sunday for the first 18 years of my life

 

 

 

 

This issue she was going to bring with her when her and my dad came to stay for 4 days starting Monday

But the Gastric Flu put paid to that visit

and so she posted it as normal...

 

 

 

 

Well

I opened this months issue and read the first page out loud

and it reminded me of

more or less

every reason why

I stopped going to church...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The AV Version...?

I thought AV was a proposed new waste of time voting system promoted by Nick 'Gap Year' Clegg?!?!

KING CHARLES?!?!

 

 

 

 

OH WHAT???

THERE'S MORE THAN 1 VERSION OF THE HOLY BOOK..???

YOU MEAN GOD GOT IT WRONG UP UNTIL 400 YEARS AGO?!?!

 

 

 

 

FUCKING EDITORS HAVE NO IDEA WHEN TO LAY OFF DO THEY?!?!?

 

 

 

 

Talk about the

TRUTH

(in 101 versions slightly peddled & meddled with along the way)

in

plain sight...

 

 

 

 

NEXT UP

BIBLE LITE (tm)

!!!

 

 

 

KEEP ON PRAYING!!!

 

 

 

 

218

October 25th, 2011

 

 

 

 

GADAFFI'S DEAD!!!

 

 

 

 

SHOT DEAD!!!

TORTURED BEFOREHAND!!!

SODOMIZED WITH A POINTED STICK!!!

PUT ON DISPLAY IN A MEAT STORE FREEZER!!!

QUEUES AROUND THE BLOCK!!!

then buried without any of his family knowing where and

HOW!!!

 

 

 

 

GOD BLESS OUR KIND

NOBLE

REASONABLE

AND FORGIVING

CIVILISATION THAT

SUPPORTS

ARMS

AND

BOMBS

(IN ADVANCE)

SUCH KINDLY

REASONABLE

FREEDOM LOVING

DEMOCRATS

AS THOSE

WARM AND RIGHTEOUS

LIBYAN REBELS!!!

 

 

 

 

MORE DEMOCRACY NOW!!!

SPREAD YOUR CHEE-

THE GOOD WORD!!!

 

 

 

 

217

October 25th, 2011

 

 

 

 

As well as promoting

DETOX

being ill

makes other strange things occur...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

This morning I got up at 5am

Dug out my CV

Tarted it up

AND APPLIED FOR 5 LOW PAID JOBS!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I might be the closet co-owner of a business

and be the sole and only overlord of the

HUGELY IMPORTANT AND FANTASTICALLY RICH

Paul Giovanni Croporation

 

 

 

 

But I still need a low paid

Part Time Job

to keep the baillifs

and landlords at bay...

 

 

 

 

As if I didn't have enough to do...

 

 

 

 

216

October 25th, 2011

 

 

 

 

GOOD CHRIST!!!

2 FULL DAYS WITHOUT A DRINK???

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

 

 

 

 

GASTRIC FLU INNIT!!!

 

 

 

 

'Do you drink too much...? Is your work as a Drinks Professional transformating into the life of a Professional Drinker...? Is your fatty, bloated, coroded liver about to run off down the street and attempt to gain asylum in the safe bosom of a WI meeting...? DO YOU NEED HELP???

WELL GET GASTRIC FLU!!!

IT'S GREAT!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Spend a night hurling the nothing in your guts except red wine down the khazi!!!

DON'T EAT FOR 2 DAYS!!!

DRINK NOTHING EXCEPT IRN BRU!!!

HAVE DELERIOUS DREAMS ABOUT COMBINING A CALL TO YOUR MOTHER WITH AN INTRICATE WEB OF ALIEN STORIES THAT MUST BE SHARED!!!

SHIVERRRRRRRRRRR HOT HOT HOT

HOTTTTTTT!!!

SHIVVVVEERRRRRRRRRR

PISS OUTA YER ARSE!!!

 

 

 

 

Well...

This pious and very personal self help mechanism can't continue...

 

 

 

 

No boss

Tomorrow I have to take 30 bottles of finest gold label prosecco

and serve them on a bleeding moving bus

to 80 liggers celebrating the launch of a

cookbook

 

 

 

 

Let's hope I stay on my feet

and don't shit myself...

 

 

 

 

215

October 20th, 2011

 

 

 

 

GODDAMNIT!!!

I TOLD YOU IT WAS ALL ABOUT FISH!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(MINS 21:23 ONWARDS in particular)

 

 

 

 

D A G O N

 

 

 

THE FISH GOD!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

214

October 17th, 2011

 

 

 

 

CASA HASA GIOVANNA???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The first 23 episodes...

 

 

 

 

213

October 17th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also

 

 

 

 

COMING SOON!!!

 

 

 

 

A CASA HASA GIOVANNA SPECIAL EDITION!!!

 

 

 

 

EPISODE 24

(and perhaps even

EPISODE 25 on one day)

 

 

 

 

YES BOSS

69:23

138:46

 

 

 

 

RELEASED @

23:23

ON

11.11.11

 

 

 

 

Audio extracts from the life and times of

Gloria Rodriguez...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

212

October 17th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

211

October 17th, 2011

 

 

 

 

In other news...

 

 

 

 

Been doing a lot of good work on photos...

 

 

 

 

Bought in a 2nd hand A3 printer and having

ENROMOUS FUN!!!

having it drive me

FUCKING MAD

WITH BANDY FUCKING unregulated

LINES!!!?!?!

 

 

 

 

But it's not all that bad...

 

 

 

 

No boss

Having lived

virtually photographically

for quite a few years

I've decided it's time to start printing

and processing

my images into something I can put on the wall

and touch

and manipulate physically with wet paints

and varnishes

and gloss...

 

 

 

 

It's a labour of love

but when it goes

RIGHT

it's

SUPER

REWARDING!!!

 

 


http://www.paulgiovanni.com/photos.html

 

 

 

 

210

October 17th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Accountants are

MUCH BETTER

than

therapists...

 

 

 

 

You go to one with your problems and a good one

tells you:

 

 

 

 

'Ahhh OK....How long was that for...? How much...? Really...??? Well,.....well....Well that doesn't sound like a problem to me...Just sign this bit of paper here, and I'll look after everything......No, we use that as an advantage......If you have that number we use that as an advantage....Reciepts...??? You won't need any reciepts..??? None at all.....Yes I'm sure.....This is really very easy, I've been doing it for 42 years....I take a very hard line with the revenue don't you worry about that.....Just give me the letters and I'll talk to them....Payment...???? I've never asked for money.....Not directly....but if you can get a good Barolo...?'

 

 

 

 

209

October 17th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Life of late has become a

BLURRRRRRRRR

of heavy truck pulling wine work...

 

 

 

 

ROOOOL THE WORLD!!!

GET EVERYONE DRUNK!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I'm mostly tootling around London with my

IKEA TOLLEY

laden with all kinds of boxes and bottles

to the degree that I'm considering

GLUING

the fucking thing to my arm...!?!?

 

 

 

 

Been around and about Westminster a good deal this last 2 weeks

NICK 'GAP YEAR well meaning' CLEGG

COUNTRY!!!

 

 

 

 

Stranegly it's an

ACTUAL PLACE?!?!

as opposed to a big old

SANDY LOOKING COCK!!!

that goes

DONG!!!! DONG!!!! DONG!!!!

(and a bunch of suits flathering about pretending to rule the country...)

 

 

 

 

It even has

COUNCIL ESTATES?!?!!?

 

 

 

 

Have lots of Sicilllian wine coming in soon...

 

 

 

 

ETNA!!!

 

 

 

 

208

October 15th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

207

October 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

206

October 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

'This is the second of these bonkers picture discs from Sculpture, the first of which jumped off our shelves like a frog with a rocket up its arse. Apparently if you set the thing spinning and then film it at the right shutter speed there’s a zoetrope/flick book type effect but I’ve not figured out how to do it with my camera. Whether or not you can make the video-disc element work, though, it’s a fine looking item! As for the music, this duo make an experimental racket that harks back to the pioneering days of electronic music, like a really wacky ADD take on some of the classic BBC Radiophonic Workshop stuff. Modular synths seem to form the backbone as the tracks twist and turn, clinging on to just enough rhythm and melody to keep the ol’ head nodding. It’s frenetically busy, but the grooves are still quite laid back. Some of the trebly sounds remind me of early Warp stuff, but they’re anchored by washes of mid-end which dictate the pace... On the B side we’ve got something that’s even more Warpy-sounding than the A side, totally got that smooth-flowing glitchy restlessness that the best Squarepusher and Aphex records were pushing a decade or so back. I can see myself having a right old dance to it in a seedy warehouse somewhere at half three in the morning whilst tripping balls and gurning like a madhead. All string samples and squelchy electronics and frantic beats. Super stuff. Then things go a bit dark and minimal towards the end, with smashed together electronics ebbing and flowing to create a dystopian futuristic soundworld where the machines really have taken over. There’s still enough snatches of melody and rhythm to keep my attention but this shit is all over the place. The very final track of the album finishes with this total smasher of a groove that sounds like Boards of Canada or Plaid given a violent glitch makeover. A very impressive showpiece end to a varied and imaginative collection. Visually and sonically this is clearly a labour of love.'

 

BUY IT

HERE!!!

OR

HERE!!!

 

 

STATE OF THE VINYL ART!!!

 

 

 

 

205

October 11th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Meantime

BACK IN THE REAL WORLD...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

204

October 11th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Steve Jobs...?

 

 

 

 

Couldn't care less...

 

 

 

 

I would suggest his legacy thus:

 

 

 

 

PROMOTION OF BIG FAT SMUGISM!!! : iCHECK!!!

MASSIVE INCREASE IN DEMENTED FOOLS STARRING AT THEIR CREATIVELY CLEVER NAVALS DIDDLING THEIR THUMBS, COMPLETELY FUCKING OBLIVIOUS TO THE WORLD THEY LIVE IN!!! : iCHECK!!!

COOL USE OF CHINESE WORKERS AS MORE OR LESS iSLAVES : iCHECK!!!

HE CHANGED THE WORLD!!! : iCHECKED

out my window the moment I heard he died

and it all looked to be more or less the same...

 

 

 

 

Clever cunt though...

 

 

 

 

203

October 11th, 2011

 

 

 

 

I just headed

BRIEFLY

back into

THE BANAL WORLD OF

Twitter

in order to promote my blogs

and what did i see trending?!?!??!

 

 

 

 

Happy National Coming Out Day

!?!?!?

 

 

 

 

WHAT???

 

 

 

 

DO I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF COOEY BOYED MAN WHO NEEDS TO INFORM YOU ALL OF MY DEEP AND TENDER LOVE OF BIG PULSATING FAT MALE DICKS RAMPAGING AROUND MY ARSEHOLE?!??!

DO I LOOK LIKE I LIKE THE IDEA OF WARM BRISTLE TICKLING AND SMALL WOUNDING MY SAGGY BALLS????

IS THE REASON I BUY CUSTARD TARTS IN PACKETS OF 20 IN ANYWAY DUE TO MY LOVE OF SMEARING THEM ALL OVER A GENTLEMANS HAIRY SWEATY NIPPLES BEFORE LICKING THEM OFF IN A DELIRIOUS TESTORIC HAZE?!?!?

 

 

 

 

NO BOSS!!!

The whole idea I've ever sat in of an evening thinking about

BIG HOT DROOLS OF LUMPEN WET GOOEY FUCKING SEMEN CASCADING INTO MY GOB?!?!

is

ABSOLUTELY AND COMPLETELY

absurd...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

If there's one thing you can be sure of

I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH

 

 

 

 

Happy National Coming Out Day

!?!?!

 

 

 

 

SELF LOVE NOW!!!

 

 

 

 

202

October 11th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

This Wikipedia page

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Genealogical_relationships_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States

has

somewhat

BLOWN MY MIND!!!

 

 

 

 

Richard Nixon and Jimmy Carter

are 6th Cousins..?!!?

 

 

 

 

Abraham Lincoln and Kate Middleton

are 16th Cousins (five times removed)

?!?!

 

 

 

Presidents related to British Royalty

 

 

 

 

Barack Obama and William Shakespeare

4th Cousins (15 times removed)

?!?!?

 

 

 

 

Barack Obama and Jimi Hendrix

13th Cousins (four times removed)

 

 

 

 

Franklin D. Roosevelt and Elvis Presley

10th Cousins (once removed)

!?!??!?

 

 

 

 

HOURS OF FUN!!!

 

 

 

 

 

201

October 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

'One of America's most celebrated generals has issued a harsh indictment of his country's campaign in Afghanistan on the 10th anniversary of the invasion to topple the Taliban.

The US began the war with a "frighteningly simplistic" view of Afghanistan, the retired general Stanley McChrystal said, and even now the military lacks sufficient local knowledge to bring the conflict to an end. (?!?!!?)

The US and Nato are only "50% of the way" towards achieving their goals in Afghanistan, he told the Council on Foreign Relations.'

 

 

 

 

THE US MILITARY...

SPENDS

5 TIMES

THE AMOUNT OF

ANY

OTHER FUCKING COUNTRY

(including China, Russia)

ON BOMBS

AND GUNS

AND TANKS

AND PLANES...

 

 

 

 

AND IN 10 FUCKING YEARS...?!?!

It's

RUNAWAY GOLD MEDAL STANDARD MILITARY

is

only

'capable'

of knocking out

50% of one the

smallest

and

poorest countries on earths

rebel

capabilities?!?!?!

 

 

 

 

'50% of the way'!?!?!

 

 

 

 

IN 10 FUCKING YEARS?!?!?

 

 

 

 

AND YOU STUPID

BOUGHT

CHEAP

LAZY

FUCKING CUNTS BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!?!?

 

 

 

Errrrrrr.....

 

 

 

 

LOBOTOMIES 'R' US!!!

 

 

 

 

200 (listen VERY carefully)

October 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'But for Evan Fairbanks, this is the IMAGE that will haunt him

...(dramatic pause)....

and US

(not THE US (us)).....

for the rest of our lives...'

 

'To see the IMAGE of that

that plane

just coming out of nowhere

coming into frame

and....

 

DISAPPEARING (?!?!?)

 

into the south side of the tower

 

AS IF

 

a floor had been hollowed out and it was a hanger it was just landing in (?!?!?)

 

We've seen these images in movies

and we know that it's all

ARTIFICIAL

and Hollywood makes it...

And it's hard to put together it's REAL

this time...'

 

 

 

 

199 PHYSICS DAY OFF!!! PSYCHICS DAY ON!!!

October 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

198

October 4th, 2011

197

October 3rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

196

October 3rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

This painting is a small painting by me, JOSEPH

Its acrylic on wood

I am trying to earn a little pocket money

Dad says 'this wont sell'

But

You decide !!

Measures 8cm by 5cm approx.

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/170706196315?ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1439.l2649

 

 

 

 

SUCKED ME RIGHT UP!!!

 

 

 

 

Best £6.50 I've spent since 2x20 meter YELLOW LAN cables

 

 

 

 

KIDS ART NOW!!!

(however old they are)

 

 

 

 

195

October 3rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

194 HARRY ADAMS /STOT21STCPLANB PT 1

September 26th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again...

ART IS A STUPID WET FUCKING FISH!!!

 

 

 

 

But there is good art

and according to my own personal bias

GOOD ART

includes things like:

fish

birds

APOCALYPTIC VISIONS!!!

VIVD!!! colour

stupidity

playfullness

political knowledge and clever and intense overview (whilst avoiding any kind of headbanging politics dullness)

PASSION

LIFE!!!

naughtyness

subversion???

DANGER!!?!?!!

skill

vision

integrity

&

maybe even

HARD WORK!!!???

 

 

 

 

And so

7 years ago I made my first trip to The Aquarium Gallery just over the road from Smithfields MEAT Market in what I believe is now known as MID TOWN LONDON!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd been meaning to go to The Aquarium for a good long while

but I never made it...

I'd bought a book with stamps signed by James Cauty AKA Jimmy Cauty of amongst other projects the wonderful

KLF

I was on the mailing list

pencilled in many shows...

but never ACTUALLY attended?

 

 

 

 

Looking back, I guess in many senses the Aquarium Gallery appeared to be too good to be true.

Like a Festival where a whole bunch of your favourite acts and artistes both known and unknown

are on display

and there's only 50 or so people there

and it costs nothing to get in

Maybe you can touch them...???

IT'S ALL THERE!!!???

SEEMS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!

A potentially intimidating scenario, beset with a pethora of hero worship issues...

'AM I A DIRTY FUCKING ALT.STALKER LOOKING TO BOTH PAY TRIBUTE AND SUCK A LITTLE MOXY FROM MY ALT. (NOT ACTUALLY) BUT ACTUALLY HEROES!!!'

'WHAT DO I SAY???'

 

 

 

'

 

 

 

 

Well

Celebrity Arse Face

started to break all that down...

 

 

 

 

How..?

Well, that the email invite included an invitation to take a photo of ones own ass and send it in to be printed up and matched with a famous face

was

'hands on' (your cheeks)

DEMOCRATIC!!!

SEND YOUR ARSE PICTURE NOW!!!

JOIN IN!!!

SPREAD THEM CHEEKS!!!

THE UGLIER MORE WRINKLED AND SPOTTY HAIRY THE BETTER!!!

JOIN IN!!!

NO-ONE WILL KNOW IT'S YOUR FUCKING ARSE!!!

WHY NOT???

 

 

 

 

Then there was the

'CELEBRITY!!!'

angle

which was then a quite significant aspect of my days...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

At the time here on Fish Island

Amy 'drink' The Winehouse

was mainlining a BIG LOAD of crack and heroin at No 46 Omega Works Development about 50 crow flying yards from my then

'Ofishal Residence' at No 46 The Ironworks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I knew this by way of the then Mrs Giovanni who was working as Foreign Editor to the colourful cunt Darryn Lyons at his Paprazzi agency

Big Pictures

I knew that BPs snappers lured her out of her flat in the early hours by

REPEATEDLY

ringing her bell to make her appear

....

which she eventually did

in a red bra to ask them to stop

WINEHOUSE IN CRACKING UP OUTRAGE!!!

WINEHOUSE UNWINDING!!!

FRONT PAGES GALORE!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

My days were then submerged in PAP gossip.

I knew where Jude Law & Colin Montgomery were and what they were doing and how other people were trying to work to be doing other things than they were doing...!??!

WHY???

it was the job that paid half the rent

Belmonte on the phone stalking yachts on the Med???

IS THIS BONO???

I HAVE SIENNA MILLER TOPLESS ON THE BALCONY WITH GETTY!!!

IS IT A PUBLIC PLACE???

send the pictures and we'll see...

 

 

 

 

I watched

advised

was appalled

AND FASCINATED!!!

that people even cared

and that it was a job that paid very VERY well if you got it right...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

The celebrity game was then

and is even more so now an

ALL TOO PERVASIVE AND OBVIOUS

part of the psyop to keep you

NOT

thinking about sensible things like

'NO FUCKING PLANES EVER HIT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER!!! IT WAS ALL A FUCKING TV HOLOGRAPHIC CGI CON!!!!!! YOUR PROXY FUCKING GOVERNMENT IS FULL OF FUCKING PSYCOPATHIC NAZIS!!!'

To instead think

and talk

about

Chicken wing weddings and

Simon Cowells Trunk

and

Wet Corry Balls

looooooosers from Planet X

and

JORDANS BALLOONEYS IN FAKE MARRIAGE OUTRAGE!!!

 

(and

who might NOT be celebrities...???)

 

 

 

 

YOU???

 

 

 

 

And so

Celebrity Arse Face

was in my mind good

AND FRESH!!!

BRAZEN!!!

FUN!!!

DIRECT

and

CRUDE IN THE SWEATY DRITY BASEMENT!!!

A GOOD HONEST RESPONSE TO A DIRTY STUPID CLIMATE...

 

 

 

 

But who was behind it...?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

193

September 26th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

192

September 24th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

191

September 23rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

In other news...

 

 

 

 

I WENT TO WESTFIELD STRATFORD CITY!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss...

Fish Island is 2 walking minutes from the Olympic Dream

and a mere 8 bus minutes

from

consumer wonderland

 

 

 

 

In all honesty

Westfield STRATFORD CENTER OF THE FUCKING WORLD IS A FUCKING HORREN-

isn't all that bad...

 

 

 

 

SMUG WARM WEALTH

 

 

 

 

A bunch of shops I have no interest in

A culture I don't really understand...

 

 

 

Very

NEATLY MASSIVELY DONE!!!

 

 

 

 

TOTALLY

fucking

DULL

ugly

though...

 

 

 

 

(He says eating HEAVILY REDUCED Stratford City Waitrose 19P Turkey Ham)

 

 

 

 

190

September 23rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

OH WHAT????

 

 

 

 

HOLOGRAPHIC PLANES ARE NUTS????

 

 

 

 

HERE'S PONCE CHARLES

HE'S NUTS!!!

(allegedly holographing it up in 2008)

 

 

 

 

Pretty convincing????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You decide...

 

 

 

 

189

September 23rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

As well as licking my own balls...

 

 

 

 

I've become

VERY engaged with

9/11

 

 

 

 

I feel

MIGHTILY CONVINCED THE SHIT AT THE WTC

was

DIRECT

ENERGY

WEAPONS...

and perhaps

Holographic Airplanes

and some clever

CGI

to set up the narrative...

 

 

 

 

You might well think me

MAD!!!

 

 

 

 

But I've never cared about what you think...

 

 

 

 

http://morganreynolds.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/jim-fetzer-real-deal-morgan-reynolds-2011-solstice.mp3

http://morganreynolds.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/john-lear-and-morgan-reynolds-dynamic-duo-08-jan-2008.mp3

http://www.drjudywood.com/

 

 

 

 

Essentially thinking...

 

 

 

 

3 HUGE STEEL AND CONCRETE Buildings

don't

turn to

minute dusssstttttttttttttttttttttttt

that lands on the ground like snow

with

low

SEISMIC IMPACT

when silly little fake aluminium

psychics defying planes

'hit'

them...

 

 

 

 

End of story...

 

 

 

 

188

September 23rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

OFF

Twitter 'n all...

 

 

 

 

Too much

mussssssh time

CHECKING OUT A LOAD OF MOSTLY NONSENSE AND PROPAGANDA!!!

 

 

 

 

NEWS JUNK!!!

&

FAKE SOCIAL

WHIRL?!?!

 

 

 

 

187

September 23rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

As would appear to be

COMPLETELY OBVIOUS!!!

I'm

OFF

words just now...





For that matter I'm

OFF

'virtuality'

in

general...





I am however working a lot on photos and

photobooks

that comprise my series of 23...




Each edition of this project will have the

EXACT

number of copies as is it's name





(No1 - 1 Copy

No17 - 17 Copies

etc)





I'm on book No4

(though I've yet to do book no3)





I will start attempting to sell them shortly...





186 (no 9/11 only nature)

September 10th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

185

September 10th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

184

September 10th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

183

September 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

A part of this

NEW

reality

 

 

 

 

 

 

WATCH IT BIGGER!!!

 

 

 

 

 

182

September 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

John Lear...???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OUTSTANDING!!!

 

 

 

 

 

181

September 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

180 DOWN

185 TO GO!!!

in

105 days...?!?!

 

 

 

 

More or less 2 a day

which is a pretty tall order

and so I'm once again wondering about changing the rules...?!!?

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Originally this blog was designed to be a

RELIGIOUS DAILY EVENT FOR 1 YEAR!!!

ORIGINAL PG£ WORDS ONLY!!!

NO VIDEOS

OR PICTURES

NO FUCKING CHEATING!!!

 

 

 

 

Then I changed the rules to it being 365 posts in a year - but not neccesarily 1 each and every day

and maybe the odd video

here and there...

 

 

 

 

This last week

I've been thinking about how to change the rules again...?!?!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

My plan for the rest of this year is to not spend all that much time online

I have a number of

REAL WORLD

projects to engage in

and news

twitter

and the internet only makes me

ANGRY!!!

AND I'M TIRED OF BEING FUCKING ANGRY!!!

 

 

 

 

So...

I've been thinking about extending maintaining the quality

but extending the time frame on and beyond the year!?!?

 

 

 

 

Problem with that is the name

365

becomes ridiculous

+

I want to have a specific Olympics blog for next year

focusing on and around the games

the buildup

the area

Fish Island

 

 

 

 

So I figure I might try and stick to the rule that it gets

FINISHED!!!

within the year

 

But there's gonna have to be

A LOT

more

filler...

 

 

 

 

Videos

Pictures

etc

 

 

 

 

CAPISCHE???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!!!

September 6th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

179 (HOW IT'S DONE???__)

September 6th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

178 (MAKE IT BIGGER???)

September 6th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

177

September 1st, 2011

 

 

 

 

THE PG£ UK NEWSPAPER REVIEW!!!

 

 

 

 

The Guardian : Fake liberalism, King .ALT middle order enforcer, wet faux intellectual collumists, snide and sarcastic. NIMBY. Intellectually lazy. At times an HORRENDOUS ability to spin and respin OBVIOUS propaganda without apparently noticing...????

The Sun : Headlines are the only thing this newspaper does well - and lower league football coverage, and the TIT- NO!!!!

The Express : UNMITTIGATED WORTHLESS SENILE FUCKING DROSS!!!

The Times : Patchy, mostly dull and bland - the thinking mans toilet roll

The Mirror : Very ignorable - a less offensive version of The Sun without the TI -NO!!!!!

The Independent : A bit worthy and at times very irrelevant, but home to the best Foriegn Correspondent of them all Robert Fisk, it does at least try to question it's own assumptions but often LACKS PAZZZZZAZZZZZZ!!!

The Telegraph : Mi6 NEWS!!!

The Mail : ALWAYS the best for photojournalism - particularly online, good human interest stories 'n all. Politics akin to those of a brand new lawnmower

The Sunday Sport : FUCKING WANKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!! TITS EVERYWHERE!!!

The Financial Times : The only paper to read if you want to have some idea as to what might ACTUALLY be afoot in the world...

 

 

 

 

176

August 29th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

As rolls on the 10th anniversary of 9/11

as rolls out the

explanations

justifications

and the

BANGDOGING

of anyone who questions the official version of events

 

 

 

 

This piece by the BBC is one such aim to keep the blinkers on

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14665953

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

This silly little aspirin

is so obviously full of diversions

glossings over

slights of word

and generalisation

it can be very easily taken apart - and is so being pulled apart very effectively by the

HEADACHES!!!

in the comments section beneath it.

 

 

 

 

Here follows my 2 pence worth neatly intertwined into the BBCs narrative

For the sake of brevity lets look at just 1 point - the mythical jetliner that crashed into the Pentagon...

 

 

 

 

BBC: 'The question: How could an amateur pilot fly a commercial plane in a complicated manoeuvre and crash it into the headquarters of the world's most powerful military, 78 minutes after the first report of a possible hijack and leave no trace?'

PG£ : VERY GOOD FUCKING QUESTION!!! - Amateur pilots who cannot fly small planes very well 3 weeks before 9/11 CANNOT WAKE UP  3 WEEKS LATER AND MAGICALLY FLY AIRLINERS IN THE MANNER OF MILITARY JETS, HITTING A PERFECT TARGET (THE LOCATION OF A TEAM OF PEOPLE INVESTIGATING A MULTI TRILLION $ FUNDS DISAPPEARANCE INSIDE THE PENTAGON) AT INFEASIBLE SPEEDS WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL!!!

IT CANNOT BE FUCKING DONE!!!

END OF STORY!!!

http://pilotsfor911truth.org/pentagon.html

BBC: Conspiracy theorists say: A commercial Boeing 757 did not hit the building but instead a missile, a small aircraft or an unmanned drone was used.

PG£: YES!!! This makes much more sense - the size of the hole, the nature of the penetration and the wreckage points to a smaller drone or more likely a missile

BBC: But since evidence has increasingly shown that the American Airlines Flight 77 did hit the building,

PG£: What evidence would this be...? This line MEANS NOTHING!!! I've seen no such evidence and I've done a lot of looking for it...? PLEASE ENLARGE ON THIS EVIDENCE!!!

BBC: the emphasis has shifted -

PG£: ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION BEFORE DRAGGING THE READER AWAY!!! WHAT IS THE INCREASING EVIDENCE???

BBC: to questioning the difficult approach manoeuvre.

PG£: Well yes, like I said above, such a manoeuvre is more or less impossible to complete in such an air plane, so much so that many professional Jetline pilots with decades of experience (including 1 guy who in his career flew 2 of the planes reported to be used on the day) have said they could not have pulled it - an amateur who could barely fly a 2 seater COULD NOT HAVE DONE THIS!!!

Now, back to this 'increasing evidence...?!?!?'

BBC: It is argued it was not under the control of al-Qaeda but the Pentagon itself.

PG£: 'al-Qaeda' is the original name of the database the US had for it's Soviet COMMIE BASHING fighters in Afghanistan in the 1980s - so the link is obvious. A control room somewhere - yes... THE EVIDENCE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! THE EVIDENCE!!!???

BBC: Official reports say: Air plane wreckage, including the black boxes, were recovered from the scene and they were catalogued by the FBI.

PG£: Yes, this is said to be the case but the tapes of these Black Box Recordings released to Pilots For 9/11 Truth were fully analysed by them and found to be

INNACURATE, INCORRECT & FULL OF HOLES!!!

http://pilotsfor911truth.org/pentagon.html

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2879177663747998295

BBC: Although some early video did not show much wreckage, there is a good deal of video and still photography which shows plane wreckage and evidence of the flight path, such as broken lamp posts.

PG£: Where is this video and still imagery...? Where is the CCTV from all the hundreds of Pentagon CCTV cameras that will clearly show what it was that hit the Pentagon...? And what about that from surrounding buildings that recorded the same - but that was immediately seized by the FBI NEVER to be seen again...????

Put that evidence on show and all us FREE THINKING IDIOTS WILL BE VANQUISHED!!!

WHY NOT WEEEEELEASE THE TAPES????

YEAH!!!

WHY NOT WEEEEELEASE THE TAPES????

BBC: The remains of crew and passengers on the plane were found and positively identified by DNA.

PG£: As far as I know this information on DNA has never been publicly released for examination. Release it to independent experts. As far as has been explained there were MAGICALLY NO BODY PARTS IN THE WRECKAGE?!?! THE FIRST PLANE CRASH EVER WITH NO BODY PARTS!!!

WOULD YOU ADAM AND STEVE IT?!?!?

BBC: Witnesses also saw the plane strike the Pentagon.

PG£: Yes, many of the witness accounts (many of them Pentagon employees) said they saw a plane hit -  many of them are as specific as to say it was a silvery grey American Airlines - but many others have said a light air plane - even that there was 2 planes, one that hit and another that flew away...

For me this is the one discrepancy I've yet to fully understand and the single 1 piece of evidence that could say an AA plane did hit and the story is as is - every single other piece of AVAILABLE evidence suggests

NO JETLINE HIT THE PENTAGON!!!

 

 

 

 

I could go on, but for now, let's leave it there...

 

 

 

 

http://www.ae911truth.org/

http://pilotsfor911truth.org/

 

 

 

 

175

August 27th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Pirate radio is so

VERY MUCH FUCKING BETTER

than

regular licensed radio...

 

 

 

 

The only adverts are for

MORE PARTIES!!!

 

 

 

 

The DJs

ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE PLAYING!!!

 

 

 

 

And

THE MUSIC???

 

 

 

 

WILD AND PROPERLY FUCKING FREE!!!

 

 

 

 

174

August 27th, 2011

 

 

 

 

The Notting Hill Carnival...?

 

 

 

 

Only been once - 3 years ago

 

 

 

 

Looked like fun

but I was on a short lead

with a pregnant girlfriend

and no money in my pocket

 

 

 

 

This year

because a load of righteous kids

KICKED OFF

a few weeks back

The

PO-LICE

or whoever

have said

 

 

 

 

TURN THAT SHIT OFF AT 7PM!!!

 

 

 

 

They think there will be less likelihood of any kind of disruptive behaviour if they close the parties down early

At kiddies bedtime!?!?

7PM!!!

BED!!!

 

 

 

 

They

LEARN

NOTHING...

 

 

 

 

173

August 27th, 2011

 

 

 

 

I'm tired of baseball caps...

 

 

 

 

And so I'm thinking of buying a few decent military grade

HELMETS!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

You

NEED

to protect your head...

 

 

 

 

And besides I've been virtually wearing one

since Jan 1st

 

 

 

 

So...

 

 

 

 

I just measured my head...

 

 

 

 

23

inches

DEAD

 

 

 

 

THICK!!!

 

 

 

 

172

August 23rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

Like I said in the last blog

I don't know for certain anything about the situation in Libya

The propaganda is so

INTENSE

and difficult to unpack

 

 

 

 

But here's my best bet...

 

 

 

 

What is happening is a

Nato run organised & managed

Regime Change

done on behalf of the usual suspects

Oil Companies

Re-construction Companies

Shit Eating Politicians running

BANKRUPT Empires

 

 

 

 

Naive genuinely Anti Gadaffi Youth

(who most likely started the ball rolling)

are being co-opted with various militias and criminal gangs

some of them Libyan

some not

+ A WHOLE HOST of rich countries special forces

into a BOMBBBBB!!!

to overthrow Gadaffi

at any cost...

 

 

 

 

It's being done this way because that way

sponsorring governments

loose

few

or

NO

soldiers of their own

NO COFFINS PASSING THROUGH QUAINT ENGLISH TOWNS!!!

and because they can make it all look like some kind of a

friendly mercy mission...

 

 

 

 

When Gadaffi is finally gone

(if it doesn't happen of it's own accord)

Nato will engender and organise infighting amongst it's

rag tag

RENTAMOB

which will cause a chaos Nato will feel obliged to

CONTROL!!!

and

MANAGE!!!

along with the country - specifically its

oil

water

and strategic importance...

 

 

 

 

A puppet government will be installed

'UN Peacekeepers' or some such SHIT will be the

NEW

'reasonable and reliable bobbies on the beat'

US basses will be built

Libya as a society will go back to the average African

...

 

 

 

 

And the Empire

will roll on...

 

 

 

 

NEXT STOP SYRIA???

 

 

 

 

171

August 22nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

A day into the Libyan

ENDGAME

and it looks like it's far from over...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

The first day with the rebels up and active in Tripoli seemed to be

ALL

about exaggeration and propaganda...

 

 

 

 

Sky News did a STERLING job

re-branding Murdoch

I AM JESSICA LYNCH IN A HELMET!!!

PEOPLE ARE SHOOTING!!!

A decent advance was made

and a portion of Tripoli taken...

 

 

 

 

But just exactly

WHAT

portion?!?!

seems to be in the process of continual revision...?!?!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Last night the impression was it was all over bar the

SHOUTING!!!

95% REBEL CONTROLLED!!!

2 SONS CAPTURED!!!

THE MASSES IN THE STREET!!!

JOB DONE!!!

 

 

 

 

Tonight

It doesn't look quite so clear cut...

 

 

 

 

No boss

One of the sons has escaped

The other is yet to be seen as being caught

And the Colonel is still

A.W.O.L

 

 

 

 

Now, don't get me wrong...

There's NO way back for Gadaffi

But currently I wouldn't be at all convinced we're looking at much other than

Afghanistan 2.0

Iraq : The Sequel

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

First Gadaffi and his loyalists have to be

COMPLETELY

vanquished

and I think that will take time...

Then the Rebels need to not get carried away with revenge

and infighting...

And THEN they will have to understand that Nato

WANTS

something for it's time

BOMBS!!!

effort

AND

trouble

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

At the moment

'the Youth'

seem to be lazing under some kind of belief that Nato is a benevolent Knight

ON A WHITE BIG BOMBED SHINING GEE GEE!!!

who the minute

MISSION IS ACCOMPLISHED!!!

will joyfully trott off into the sunset

without

ANY

question of payment...?!?!

 

 

 

 

But that isn't how it's going to be...

 

 

 

 

170

August 21st, 2011

 

 

 

 

Well...

 

 

 

 

The alleged AXIS of GOOD!!!

are claimed to rounding on Tripoli from 64 angles

GADAFFI IS DOOMED!!!

again...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

HIS DAYS ARE NUMBERED!!!

HE'LL SOON BE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES!!!

HARD BOMBING STIFF AIR SUPPORT DEMOCRACY IS COMING TO NORTH AFRICA!!!

 

 

 

 

HOOR

orrrr....?!?!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss...

I've taken more or less

EVERY

possible position on this Libyan conflict since it started way back in February and I've documented it on this blog along the way...

 

 

 

 

And the truth is now

I still have no

REAL

idea as to what the

REALITY

is or isn't...

 

 

 

 

But whatever is or isn't true about this REAL Libyan Nato Sponsored Coup

I'd like to say this of the Twitter representatives of the 'revolution'

@Truth_Libya @ChangeInLibya @libyaoutreach @ShababLibya @Tripolitanian @Feb17libya

 

 

 

 

THEY ARE RUDE DISMISSIVE UNPLEASANT FUCKS!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

If you Twit question them or ask for further information they either

IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY!!!

Patronise you...

Or call you by any number of

RUDE AND OFFENSIVE FUCKING TERMS!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Their version and understanding of 'democracy' seems to be

TRUST US COMPLETELY!!!

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE DON'T HAVE FACES!!!

DON'T ARGUE!!!

WE'RE THE MAJORITY!!!

ARE YOU MENTALLY RETARDED?!?!

WE KNOW THE TRUTH!!!

SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF!!!

 

 

 

 

And to think my taxes are

PAYING FOR THEIR FUCKING BOMBS?!?!?

 

 

 

 

UNBELIEVEABLE!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Whatever happens next

It strikes me Libya is set for

VERY MUCH MORE OF THE

RUDE

ARROGANT

UGLY

SAME...

 

 

 

 

 

169

August 19th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Last night was wierd...

 

 

 

 

I was in the kind of mood where I felt I was wasting my time on Twitter

BATTERING

it all day long had got me

NOTHING

in the way of debate

NO

Retwits

NO

Replies

NO

ARGY

NO

NOTHING!!!

 

 

 

 

I had a 2 hour spell where I could no longer be bothered...

The pointless

was grinding...

 

 

 

I was disillusioned

So much so

I thought about reading a book...

 

 

 

 

But then i read about Marco Pinotti not getting his prize money from his win at the Tour Of Ireland in 2008

Mmmmmm...

I'm NO fan of Pinotti

He's an educated puritan

I don't like educated puritans

they lack something...

 

 

 

 

And so

I suggested that

'As for ??? If he was served a TURD for breakfast he'd probably say THANKS YUM YUM!!!'

SHAMELESS!!!

RUDE!!!

& VERY UNPLEASANT to assault a professional sportsman with

I know...

But I felt it was the right thing to say at the time...

 

 

 

 

Well...

Sensing a STUPID VERVE!!!

I continued my earlier narrative that the

REAL LOOTERS

are those at the

TOP

(not those hoodie eyeing

Footlocker)

And thereby found myself suggesting 7 times Tour de France CHAMPION

@lancearmstrong

had

LOOTED

The Tour Of Ireland bike race by way of an 'appearance fee' to ride the 2009 version...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I'm not all that sure how I came to be suggesting that...

I'd not done any research into

The Tour Of Ireland

I was simply running a stereotype

quoting a source (I knew nothing about @raceradio)

and putting 2 & 2 together

to make..?

 

 

 

 

THERE GOES ANOTHER VENOMOUS AND PUERILE SHOT TO THE WIND!!!

I thought...

 

 

 

 

And then

@lancearmstrong

replied

'racing for free will do that to some races.'

 

 

 

 

You're saying you got paid nothing for riding that race...??? is talking from it's ASS???

I replied

(finding it hard to believe that in an era where I'm more or less

COMPLETELY IGNORED!!!

a sporting and twitter

flawed LEGEND

appeared to feel the need to respond to my lazy

GUFFF??!)

 

 

 

 

zero. And yes, he tends to do that.

replied

Lance

 

 

 

 

Well...

WHAT TO DO???

 

 

 

 

The only sane thing seemed to be

SELF PROMOTION!!!

 

 

 

As always A FIGHTER like few others...

 

 

 

 

 

168

August 19th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Well here we go with a blog that contains

NO!!!

RIOT NEWS!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

It's already feeling a little like all that

STREET HOODLUM MENTALISM!!!

was just

a wierd dream

(for those at Her MONSTERS!!! Pleasure A COMPLETE FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!)

 

 

 

 

And so I'm back to basics...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss today I've spent the lionshare

HOIKING!!!

The Paul Giovanni Corporations Archive out of this here window

onto the tarmac

from the tarmac

into a van

500 meters in the van

out of the van

up

2 floors of stairs

and into it's

NEW

nervous center...

 

 

 

 

I kid you not boss

It's been a

HEAVY FUCKING DAY OF MOVEMENT!!!

STRAINING!!!

and

DIRTY NOT AT ALL HORNY SWEAT!!!

 

 

 

 

Aroundabout a half of todays van was vinyl fucking records...

Yes boss

I like vinyl - especially now because it's

CHEAP

and out of fashion

 

But moving it about is

not even close to FUN...

 

 

 

 

Still

It's mostly done now

 

 

 

 

Next week it's all about moving the

magazines

books

misc mostly useless and disfunctional electronic gadgets

and the

VITALS...

 

 

 

 

167

August 18th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

Meantime back in

LA LA LAND!!!

 

 

 

 

THE MARKETS ONCE AGAIN CRASH!!!

 

 

 

 

Oh and...

 

 

 

 

'Bank shares suffered more sharp falls as the European Central Bank (ECB) lent dollars to an unnamed eurozone bank.

The loan, on Wednesday, was the first of its kind since February, and a further sign of worries within the eurozone economy.

One bidder borrowed $500m (£303m) the ECB said, but did not disclose the identity of the bank.'

 

 

 

 

WHAT???

MORE CHEAP AND EASY LOANS FOR INEPT FRAUDLENT LOOTING THEIVING FUCKING BANKERS?!?!?

 

 

 

 

Ok!

Move along...

There's nothing to see here

 

 

 

 

 

166

August 18th, 2011

 

 

 

 

On and on and on...

 

 

 

 

'David Swarbrick, 25, was jailed for two years after he stole £25 worth of Oil of Olay from a Quality Save store in Parker Street, which was unsecured after an earlier attack.'

 

 

 

 

A year for each £12.50s worth of smellies...!?!?

 

 

 

 

Be honest now...

Who in their life has never stolen £25 quids worth of something

at some point

somewhere...???

 

 

 

 

165

August 17th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

WOULD YOU CHOCOLATE SQUEEZE IT??!!?

 

 

 

 

'THE biggest surge in dole queues since the recession today dealt a huge blow to hopes of an economic recovery.

In London unemployment rose by 22,000 to pass the 400,000 mark for the first time in 15 years.

The national unemployment total also shot up more than forecast, soaring 38,000 to reach 2.49 million - most of the jobs lost were womens.

One in five 16-24 year olds is out of work.'

 

 

 

 

NOTHING TO DO WITH THE RIOTING!!!

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

THE RIOTING WAS 10S OF THOUSANDS OF HAPPY BUT CRAZY PROFESSIONAL HARDENED CHILD CRIMINALS WHO ALL HAPPENED TO GET BUSY ON THE SAME DAYS AND NIGHTS!!!

THEY'LL SOON ALL BE IN PRISON!!!

THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE!!!

NOW GET BACK TO YOUR TVS!!!

(unless you NICKED IT!!! In which case DO THE RIGHT THING AND HAND YOURSELF IN!!!)

 

 

 

 

164

August 17th, 2011

 

 

 

 

BONKERS RIOT AND RASPBERRY CUSTODY OF THE DAY!!!

 

 

 

 

'In Peckham, the 17-year old church going daughter of a Doctor & a Nurse remains in custody until September 2nd after admitting stealing a bottle of Lucozade from Poundland.

The teenager, who cannot be named for legal reasons and who has no previous convictions, pleaded guilty to two counts of Burglary

A photographer showed her image to police and she handed herself in on Monday. neither of her parents was at Camberwell Magistrates Court to see her remanded'

 

 

 

 

A single bottle of pop?!!?

1 ENGLISH POUNDS WORTH OF THEFT?!?!?

She gives herself in after some shit eating photographer bandies her photo about?!?!

REMAND???

NO FUCKING BAIL?!?!

 

 

 

 

And what about the parents???

TOO BUSY EXAMINING ONE ANOTHERS CHESTS TO TURN UP AND OFFER HER SUPPORT?!?!

 

 

 

 

DISGUSTING!!!

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!

 

 

 

 

163

August 16th, 2011

 

 

 

 

These JAIL times go from the

ABSURD

to the

CRIMINALLY INSANE!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

 

 

 

 

'Jordan Blackshaw, 20, and Perry Sutcliffe-Keenan, 22, were jailed for four years each for inciting the disorder on Facebook despite both being of previous good character.

Blackshaw created an event on the site entitled 'Smash Down Northwich Town', while Sutcliffe-Keenan encouraging a riot on the same site.'

 

 

 

 

Here's what happened...

These poor pricks were watching TV seeing all the

SHIT HIT THE FAN!!!

 

 

 

 

And so they went on a wierd and silly trip to thinking (or dreaming)...

NORTHWICH WAS NEXT!!!

 

 

 

 

Eyeing an opportunist moment of online

FAME!!!

They set up this

CUNTBOOK group so they had something to boast about in the playground...

 

 

 

 

NO-ONE RIOTED!!!

THEY DIDN'T EVEN RIOT THEMSELVES?!?!

IT WAS ALL AN INCONCIEVED FANTASY!!!

 

 

 

 

'Jordan Blackshaw, 20, and Perry Sutcliffe-Keenan, 22 YOU ARE A GRAVE DANGER TO SOCIETY AND I AM A POMPOUS DELUDED ABSURD PRICK!!! I SENTENCE YOU TO 4 YEARS!!!!'

 

 

 

 

Honestly...

These

INBRED

Magistrates need to be

HUNG DRAWN AND QUATERED

for crimes against

SANITY

and

BASIC

common sense...

 

 

 

 

DELUDED FANTASTICAL WAVE SURFING FUCKING PRICKS!!!

 

 

 

 

162

August 16th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

And so it goes on...

 

 

 

 

'In Manchester a mother of two, Ursula Nevin, was jailed for five months for receiving a pair of shorts given to her after they had been looted from a city centre store.'

 

 

 

 

For 'recieving' a

SINGLE

pair of shorts

2 kids have no mum for 5 months...?!?!?

 

 

 

 

OH YEAH!!!

THAT'LL SORT OUT RAT FERAL WILD SCUM KIDS!!!

THAT'LL LEARN THEM NOT TO HAVE POOR PARENTING!!!

THAT'LL LEARN THEM RESPECT FOR THE LAW AND THE POLICE AND REACTIONARY LAZY SHITHEAD POLITICIANS!!!

 

 

 

 

5 FUCKING MONTHS?!!?!?

 

 

 

 

THAT'S NOTHING MORE THAN NASTY HORRIBLE VENGEFUL STUPID FUCKING SADISM!!!

 

 

 

 

And you know what it means don't you...?

MORE FERAL WILD KIDS COMING RIGHT UP!!!

 

 

 

 

161

August 15th, 2011

 

 

 

 

A feature of an event like last weeks

RIOTING

is the display of true colours...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Unpredictable events

SHOCK

and amongst other things this

SHOCK!!!

particularly local

SHOCK!!!

gives a good and proper look at the

REALITY

behind the characters...

 

 

 

 

Cameron and Borris have been flagged RIGHT UP!!!

I've covered them to some degree

and will again...

 

 

 

 

After them...

the BIGGEST and most obvious

bluff un fluff

has come by way of the Twitter CLOUD...

 

 

 

 

Specifically

I'm talking about the

groovey

FAUX LIBERAL GLITTERARTI

who so very easily jumped on the bandwagon of the statusfuckingquo

'LOCK 'EM ALL UP!!! KILL 'EM!!!'

without so much as a serious ability to compute an alterantive or even

the less vindictive

REALITY...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

All told Twitter this last week has been overwhelmed by some of the lowest and most ill concieved

PIOSITY

MEANNESS

and plain

PSYCOSIS

I can remember

and a lot of it has come from the groovies...

 

 

 

 

Groovies...???

Broadly speaking, these characters pretend they're a little edgey, modern and forward thinking. They usually work in publishing or some kind of journalism, the music business, film or advertising, graphic design or media wank. Not many of them are Londoners, though some are, and those who aren't often colonise poorer areas of London just like their Grandparents did countries of the old Empire

Their prescence pushes rents up and born and breds out.

Useful shops

get replaced with over priced shops

coffee shops

tea shops

art galleries

frilly wannabe WI handicraft shops

 

 

 

 

And there they spin this alt.living dream

That they are

DIFFERENT

from their parents

because they listen to modern music that's a bit LOUD

or

read The Guardian

or

Buy Organic Tomatoes

 

 

 

 

But this last week, these groovers with a C- in styling have been sent up the pole as the shameful bunch of pricks they are - MORE conservative than Maggie...

Who simply want to be cool and comfrotably off...

With their OWN interests at heart...

 

 

 

 

Here's some examples...

 

@Tookland

He says he's a Graphic Designer, who claims interests of popular culture, clever books, fatty restaurants, posh brands.

He has a Twitter mug shot that says

CRIMINAL!!!

Which was duly proven when in response to my suggestion that grown men pointing semi automatic guns at kids heads a few days after the riots was

FUCKING SHAMEFUL!!!

replied

'hope they pull the fricking trigger'

?!?!?

Pull the fricking trigger on a 15 year old kid chatting with his mates (as young as 12)?!?! No arrest? Ask questions perhaps..?? See if a crime has been committed...??? Trial perhaps...???

'pull the frikking trigger'

 

!!?!?!?

 

Then you have @gracedent this apparently groovey, though perfectly dull 'cultural commentator' who went to the trouble to put links on her Twitter timeline to galleries of child looters faces to help get them

LOCKED UP!!!

LEFT!!! RIGHT!!! LEFT!!! RIGHT!!!!

'WHAT DID YOU SAY OLIVER???? YOU WANT MORE???'

 

 

And then there was that dull blonde posh girl with a penchant for the cameras with a broom at the Hackney 'CLEARUP' parading herself in a horribly limp and faded yellow T-Shirt with the words

'LOOTERS ARE SCUM'

?!?!?

a duller more lifelessly bland 'I'll ask mummy' creature

I don't think I've ever seen...

 

And these are just 3...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

As educated as these PRICKS claim to be

They really have NO FUCKING IDEA about economics

The climate of power in the world

About the wider implications and root causes of instinctive rioting and looting

They understand nothing about youth

(That most of these RIOTERS are children - seems to sail right on past their yoghurt float - if anything it inflames their hatred more)

IMPULSIVENESS!!!

FIRE!!!

DEVIL MAY CARE!!!

And most of all

LOVE!!!

 

 

 

 

 

What's wierder still, is these same folks are often harping on about equality, the poor, inequality, community and the redistibution of wealth...

But then, as soon as their poorer neighbours ACTUALLY take it upon themselves to redistribute wealth as opposed to talking about it (and lets be clear no-one is redistributing their wealth unless they're forced to)

The Groovies get all

'BURN THE TRAINER LOVING SCUM!!!

LOCK 'EM UP!!!

BATTER THE CUNTS!!!'

 

 

 

 

Well do you believe in redistribution of wealth or not...?

If you do

forget Unicef and

HOLD OPEN THE SHUTTERS AT PC WORLD WHY DON'T YOU...?

'Oh but what we really care about is the small shopkeepers and the people who's homes were burnt and Phil The Barber who's been here for decades, and those poor guys who got killed...'

But it's front..

They've never used 'Phil The Barber' to cut their hair, they pay some Gay Brazillian £70 for a short front and sides they then HATE!!!

What they really care about is their own selves

their wealth

their clothes

their position

their low rent egos

and the threat they feel to all of that from

HOODIE DIRTY RAT FERAL SCUM KIDS

who look at them menacing when they're cycling back from office drinks late at night

I WANT YOUR BIKE!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

It's very sad there's been deaths in these riots (3 isolated incidents at least 1 of which would have quite likely happenned regardless of any riots)

It's also very sad people have lost their homes and all their possesions - innocents always get caught up in the crossfire of crazy moments of CRIMINAL LOOTING KAOS!!! just ask anyone from Iraq (100 + DEAD today - nevermind property (remind me who started all that LOOTING AND VIOLENCE???)...

But if your knee jerk response any time the kids get lively like this is to call for

PRISON

then you're no fucking liberal

in fact you're barely even human...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

LOVE!!!

You don't have to have a degree to know that if children are acting up

BREAKING SHIT!!!

they generally need

LOVE!!!

not

hate or prison

or a gun to the head...

LOVE!!!

 

 

 

 

That's basic

very fucking basic...

 

 

 

 

And so it's times like this last week

when you realise just how

MATERIALISTIC SOUL SICKLY FUCKING SICK!!!

this country is...

A country where so called 'educated' liberal alternative people can see other people who live in the same streets as them as being

'FERAL!!!'

'RATS!!!'

'SCUM!!!'

who should be locked up or shot because they've stolen stuff In a frenzy of frightening FREEDOM...

 

 

 

 

Hitler would be proud...

 

 

 

 

160 BLURRRRR

August 15th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Book Review

bit of a blur - Alex James

 

 

 

 

Many times I buy books I have no apparent interest in...

Books about

people

places

bands

situations

that don't sound very interesting

who's work I don't like

or know

from

Eves...

 

 

 

 

I guess I do this so as to not get complacent, comfy

and

CERTAIN

in what

I KNOW I

do and don't like...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, if you don't challenge yourself and your perecptions of taste and regard.

If you don't try an proove yourself

WRONG!!!

you're far more likely to be

WRONG!!!

 

 

 

 

Well...

This biography of Alex James was one such buy.

£1.50 in the charity shop???

I was pretty sure I disliked James with a PASSION!!!

WHY WASTE MY TIME???

WHY NOT???

 

 

 

 

I bought it - and read it within a week...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

The first 3/4s of this book I found really quite compulsive

VERY HARD TO PUT DOWN

Alex James is witty, clever, intelligent, aware and curious. He writes well, uses language well, and kept me interested because his mind wanders and rambles and because he likes fun, drinks and doesn't mind the ridiculous and the sidetrack. He also does common sense and

DROPS

a lot of names - and many of those names had some interest, and he had an angle on them I enjoyed reading...

 

 

 

 

That I've never had much regard for Blur didn't much affect my enjoyment of the book.

No boss

That I've always felt there was a lack of soul, depth and edge to their flop rock mop bop to flop about college, then to go wave flags at the Royal Wedding too - didn't much bother me when reading this. There's a place for the knowing, clever, contrived, well marketed and canny - the nauseating and shabbily unrepresentative of anything except a PR job reality that was been sold as satisfaction at the time probably, has it's place...

If those were the times, those were the times...?

Furthermore, by this account, the Brit Pop perpetuators seemed to have a RASPING time snorting coke, drinking the Groucho dry and shagging supermodels - but what did it offer anyone else...? The airbrushing of the 90's???

YOU'VE 'GOT' MONEY!!!

EVERYTHING IS GREAT!!!

Liam Gallagher sticking his fingers up...?

Jarvis Cocker pointing to his ass on stage with Jacko...?

It was cliched R'N'R

Rest and Recuperation...

 

It wasn't my bag musically or culturally

but it was good fun reading about it.

 

 

 

 

Once the hedonism tailed off though

this book tailed off...

 

 

 

 

Why...?

 

 

 

Well sadly James doesn't write half as well about his somewhat

HAND BRAKE TURN LOVE AND FAMILY LIFE!!!

as he does

THE WILD DECADENT SLAG TIMES!!!

Or even his youth...?

No boss, I got the impression the last 30 pages were something of a rush job that lacked the eloquence, thoughtfulness and wit of the first 2/3rds of the book.

Publisher breathing down his neck perhaps???

Or maybe his attempt to convince himself of his new found bliss doesn't quite ring true..?

 

 

 

 

I don't know

But overall it was a pretty good

read...

 

 

 

 

159

August 15th, 2011

 

 

 

 

So Nice Guy Dave has given his speech on

SORTING OUT THE MORAL MESS!!!???

 

 

 

 

Where did he give it...?

 

 

 

 

Broadwater Farm perhaps...?

Canary Wharf...???

The Pembury Estate...??

Peckham Townhall..???

Salford...????

 

 

 

 

Well no

He gave it in front of a lovely piece of permitted

URBAN

graffiti in a Youth Center in his leafy constituency small town of

Witney in nice rural Oxfordshire...

 

 

 

 

OH WHAT???

YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THE WITNEY RIOTS???

THE BLOODIEST OF THE LOT!!!

EVERY WINDOW SMASHED IN THE HIGH STREET!!!

PENSIONERS GOING BONKERS LOOTING THE TEA SHOPS!!!

EARL GREY EVERYWHERE!!!

CHINAWARE LOOTING LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE!!!

 

 

 

 

Which makes me wonder what message is he trying to give...?

'OI SCUM!!! YOU SHOULD ALL BE LIKE MY LEAFY HOME TOWN WITNEY!!!'

 

 

 

 

I bet that's struck a chord...

I can see it now - all the looters watching the speech on their new 42" Plasma TVs

jaws on the floor...

TRANSFIXED!!!

'YO BRO!!! HE'S TALKING TO US!!! HE'S REALLY TALKING TO US!!!'

'MAN!!! I IS TAKING THIS X-BOX TO THE FILTH 'N' HANDING MYSELF IN!!!'

'WORD!!!'

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

If this kind of ballsy

PUBLIC SPEAKING

is going to arrest

MORAL DECAY

 

I'm a

cheese scone...

 

 

 

 

158

August 13th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Here's the

BOLLOX

to all this

EVICTING

RIOTERS

FROM THEIR COUNCIL HOUSES

SCHMOTSEY...

 

 

 

 

Those evicted won't end up homeless...

They'll move into Private Rented Accomodation

And put in a claim for Housing Benefit...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Private Rented Accomodation will cost a

FUCK OF A LOT MORE!!!

than some shoddy Council Flat or house

It'll probably be a

DAMN SITE NICER PLACE 'N ALL!!!

And the

OUTRAGED

Tax Payer will pick up the

BIGGER

bill...

 

 

 

 

What a

LOAD

of showboating

COUNTER PRODUCTIVE

MORE TAX ££££££££

nonsense the idea of evicting

truly

is...

 

 

 

 

Still if it keeps the Daily Mail happy...

 

 

 

 

157

August 11th, 2011

 

 

 

 

'A student has today been jailed for six months for looting a £3.50 case of water from Lidl in Brixton, which seems to support the analysis provided by the Guardian datablog that magistrates appear to be taking a hard line with those convicted of riot-related offences.

Nicholas Robinson, 23, was walking back from his girlfriend's house in Brixton in the early hours of Monday morning when he saw the store on Acre Lane being looted.

Camberwell magistrates court heard the electrical engineering student took the opportunity to go in and help himself to a case of water because he was "thirsty".

But when the police came in, at around 2.40am, he discarded the bottles and attempted to flee the scene. He was caught and arrested by officers at the scene.'

 

FUCK MY SPATS!!!

Who was representing this guy...???

 

If he discarded the case of water inside the store

HOW IN THE HELL HAD HE LOOTED IT???

HE DIDN'T REMOVE IT FROM THE STORE!!!

 

This was Aggravated Trespass at worst...

Or Criminal Damage if the case of water was in any way tampered with by the Student of Engines

And with no previous a

GOOD

lawyer and a

Magistrate who DID THEIR FUCKING JOB PROPERLY

he'd be on for a Conditional Discharge...

 

DO ANY OF YOU PRICKS THINK JAILING A GUY FOR NOT LOOTING £3.50s WORTH OF WATER IS JUSTICE???

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!!!

 

 

 

 

156

August 11th, 2011

 

 

 

 

One of the MAIN reasons why I'm a fan of this recent batch of

RIOTING & GENERAL LAWLESSNESS!!!

(deaths and individual meanness aside)

is because I'd be a hypocrite not to be...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

When I was the same age as these SATANIC RAT SCUM DEATH TRACKSUIT kids

I was out causing

MAYHEM & TROUBLE!!!

It was FUN and an IMPORTANT part of my education!!

And I'd recommend it to all...

 

 

 

 

Here follows a tarted up piece that details some of the HOWS and WHYS!!!

I originally posted on my old myspazz blog in June of 2008

 

 

 

 

'3 arrests in 5 months might sound like a decent rate of return for a nipper of 17/18 years of age, but compared with some of my co-conspirators, it was a very poor tally - indeed at times I felt like I wasn't pulling my weight....

Yes boss, by the time I was off the con mark, some of my workmates were already well into double figures for the year!!

But though multiple arrests ensured plenty of good press and a hearty feeling of self righteousness, it also meant a life dominated by court appearances, and after initially revelling in the

BADNESS

it soon became clear such a scenario wasn't the best strategy for a sustained campaign...


The Police without Sting...

The strange thing with my first 3 arrests (and for that matter those that have come since) is that the police have always made a nonsense of them...

Yes boss, down the years, I've done and still do plenty to warrant serious & minor convictions on completely legitimate terms

but each time I've been pulled

I'VE BEEN DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SERIOUSLY WRONG!!!

As a result, I've never even been fined for a criminal action

let alone sentenced to prison...


Arrest Number 1

The first time I got the official wrong side of the law was at a demonstration against a quarry in Somerset.

The charge was Breach Of The Peace.

Now, what I actually did, was to wander about a quarry for a few hours, leave when asked to (under escort of the police) then immediately return, wherein I was arrested.

I was held for a little over 24 hours in Shepton Mallett nick and then cautioned in court the next day.

I later sued the Police for wrongful imprisonment, unlawful imprisonment and malicious prosecution.

They paid me £2000 in an out of court settlement.


Arrest Number 2

My second trip to the cells was a few weeks later at Twyford Down sight of the original Road Protest which (because it was 5 miles down the road from home and a birdwatching haunt) was where I spent most of my time...

The charge this time was a rather curious and illegal combination of

Breach of The Peace

AND

Obstruction of The Police

I was held for over 53 hours during which time the Razz attempted to bind us by bail conditions that would mean we couldn't go anywhere near the area of protest...

Being TOTALLY FUCKING HARDCORE!!!

we steadfastly refused them

and went on hunger strike to make it clear we weren't joking...

The Magistrate duly wussed out on the bail conditions and the minute we got out of the cells we went back on site to show The BBC around...

I was eventually convicted at Andover Magistrates of the illegally made up combination of charges and recieved a conditional discharge.

Later, by subpoenaing the polices own video evidence, as well as that taken by the Private Detectives (who were paid over £1M by the UK government to follow and spy on us) I successfully sued the police for wrongful imprisonment, unlawful imprisonment and malicious prosecution.

They paid out £4000 out of court, but I only got £3500.

The £500 I lost, was automatically deducted as 'costs' for the £1.4 million High Court Injunction, The Department of Transport had slapped on 68 of the most persistent Twyford Down offenders, of which I was one.

Basically, having tried the 'arrest and scare the hippies route' to no effect, The DoT and constructors Tarmac went to the High Court.

Once passed, the High Court Injunction banned us from an area of land the road was being built on. It also sought to claim the costs of the delays and the night time criminal damage to their works on the road up till that point...

This meant the 68 of us were collectively liable for this £1.4m, as well facing up to a month inside, for each time we were caught breaking the new rules.

Happy Birthday Paul!!!

I was issued with that injunction on the nail of my 18th birthday.

I remember the initial paperwork arriving on the mat with the birthday cards.

WELCOME TO THE ADULT WORLD PAUL!!!

HERE'S A HIGH COURT INJUNCTION!!!

YOU OWE US 1/68th of £1.4m!!!!!

So...

With the Injunction in place, and BIG prison waiting if we got caught breaking it

we had to shift our focus...

Arrest Number 3

was therefore for burglary in Wolverhampton.

This one was curious in that I was kind of guilty, but only in a ridiculous way.

What had happened was that we'd all gone up to Wolverhampton near Birmingham in order to raid the offices of Tarmac, the main contractor on the M3

In our minds it was a question of:

'If we can't bother you on the construction site, WE'LL COME TO YOUR FUCKING OFFICES INSTEAD!!!'

Yes boss

We'd turn up in broad daylight, ransack the office, ruin the hard drives, refile the cabinets, make a lot of noise, scare the secretaries, make phone calls to Zambia, steal anything useful, and then

GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!!

before the police were organised enough get their feet off the fucking desk and pop round....

The day I got caught red handed, we'd had a lot of trouble getting inside the buildings - basically they were expecting us and had employed extra security and heavily locked all the doors.

However because Tarmac owned half of Wolverhampton, we eventually got inside a subsidiary office, wherein we caused havoc, threw selected contents of the office out of the window, and (for a reason to this day I still can't quite fathom), hung around long enough to get ourselves caught...

But that wasn't the only mistake I made.

No boss, it was clear we were FUCKED!!!!

when the police boot came through the door. I therefore immediately set about liquidating my pockets of the various bits and pieces I'd purloined, and prepared myself for another night in the cells.

Pockets cleared, I got dragged out (appearing on the local news which my parents happened to be watching whilst visiting friends in the Midlands - which REALLY MADE THEIR WEEKEND!!!) and was taken to the cop shop and searched..

Mistake number 2 was that I hadn't properly cleared my pockets.

No boss, remaining within those voluminous confines were some confidential MOD contracts and a nice colourful leaflet detailing the locations of all of Tarmacs offices countrywide.

And because they had nothing on anyone else (these were pre-CCTV days) I was put through the mill on 'Burglary' charges.

I was bailed and banned from Wolverhampton until after the trial

(a small mercy some might say)

Whilst my lawyers tried plea bargaining the charge to a simple Breach of The Peace (and given that I was already banned by way of the Injunction from the construction site) I figured it was time to go to Scotland, to get some fresh air and to find the wilderness...

 

Arrests 4, 5 and 6

I may go into later...'

 

 

 

 

155

August 10th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Today Cameron is talking about

"Pockets of our society are not just broke but frankly sick."

He's trying to claim that he's the man to sort that out

That the HOODIE SCUM FERAL DIRTY BLACK POOR RAT CROOKS

are going to listen to him

HE HAS THE AUTHORITY TO CHANGE BAD APPLE SOCIETY!!!

 

 

 

 

But he doesn't have it

and he will fail...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Regardless of the rights and wrongs of rioting

YOUR opinion or mine?!?!

To criticise RIOTS!!! and those enacting them

you have to have the

moral authority to do so...

 

 

 

 

And the UK Government led by David Cameron doesn't have it

and neither do the M.O.R hordes

who suckle him and piously clean up the mess wearing T-shirts saying

LOOTERS ARE SCUM

 

 

 

 

No boss

On the very same day the riots were at their worst and DC was rolling up his towel and heading for the airplane

The UK Govt and it's gang

The Nato Boyz

were

BOMBING THE FUCK OUT OF LIBYA!!!

KILLING PEOPLE!!!

DESTROYING PROPERTY THAT DIDN'T BELONG TO THEM!!!

'Oh but that's different...'

NO IT'S FUCKING IDENTICAL!!!

It's one gang wilfully damaging someone elses property

AND KILLING PEOPLE

in order to engender financial and material gain that they feel entitled to own and control....

 

 

 

 

And then there's the looting banks

 

 

 

 

Scratched record I know

But in the years up to the 2008 financial DOOOOOMMMM

and since

Banks have acted

COMPLETELY A-MORALLY

FRANKLY SICK!!!

 

 

 

 

Deliberately fraudulent practices were widespread and commonplace

THEY STILL ARE!!!

Short Term Profits is all

Those boys KNEW that loses would come - that the debts were bad

But thinking and doing that kind of maths wasn't their concern

Their concern was to make as much money as possible in the short term

BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE!!!

The profits are then looted out of the business by way of wages, bonuses and dividends

The crash comes

There's insufficient cash to plug the holes

IT'S GONE!!!

it's been looted in bonuses, wages and dividends

The bank is bankrupt and should go out of business as would any other firm

But the banks are too BIG to fail and so the government were left with no choice but to pick up the debts or face the

COMPLETE

meltdown of the entire econommic system

 

 

 

 

BANKER BAILOUTS ARE A-MORAL

FULL STOP!!!

But what choice was there...?

There was a banky gun to the head...

 

 

 

 

But since then

The UK Government led this last year by David Cameron should have had 100s of bankers in court

They should have had vast units of Forensic Financial Police thoroughly investigating

deal by deal

how that crash came to pass (like they've done in Iceland)

Who was doing the duff deals (arrested and charged - their assets siezed)

What happened and who was responsible...?!?!

The bankers should now be clogging up the jails in their fucking pinstripes

 

 

 

 

But

NOT A SINGLE ONE

has done any time

or even been arrested

or investiagted...

Instead they've been bailed out

protected

and they carry on

LOOTING...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

If you SERIOUSLY want to clear out the Bad Apples

you start at the top of the tree and work your way down

Cameron and the M.O.R think the

BIG FISH

are the pumped up

FUCKED OFF

CRIMINAL

kids...

 

 

 

That's INSANE

and wrong

The Hoddies won't listen to him

He'll change nothing

And soon they'll be many more on the streets...

 

 

 

 

154

August 9th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Everything was going so well for The Torys...

 

 

 

 

Boris was riding

HIGH

on his

bizarrzi presentatzio

his WOOF!!!

wordy buffonary

and his

BARCLAYS FUCKING BIKES!!!

 

 

 

 

Nice Guy Dave was close to convincing people he might have some kind of a

heart

That he was a Mark Ronson remix of conservatism

that

REALLY

FUCKING

cared...

 

 

 

 

There was the Royal Wedding...

We were reminded how much we

LOVE!!!

Our ruling dynasty of murderers, braindead psycotics and looters - whose haul in the British Museum and it's subsequent warehouses dwarfs even the best Tottenham hoodies

by about 400,000%..

OH HOW COMMON SHE IS!!!

IT COULD BE YOU.......!!!

 

 

 

 

All was well in slumberland...

 

 

 

 

Until the

CRASH BANG WALLOP OF

NIGGA'S IN HATS AND HOODS

AND

IN ATTAKKKK MODE!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

The holiday is over...

YES DAVID GET OFF YOUR FUCKING SUN LOUNGER!!!

'What darling...is it Rebecca...More Rupert?'

'It's more serious than that David - it's KIDS!!! (and my name is Sam...)'

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

THE HOLIDAY IS OVER!!!

 

 

 

 

And so

Though I know it's tantamount to a

10 year crime

in itself to admit

to all you strung up TV addicts...

 

 

 

 

I LOVE THESE RIOTERS!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I LOVE THEIR SPUNK!!!

THEIR FEARLESSNESS!!!

THEIR WOEBEGOTTEN MISGUIDED STUPID BLUSTER!!!

and their

YOUTHFUL DON'T GIVE A FUCK FIRE!!!

 

 

 

 

I think this

'I WANT IT!!'

RAGE

is genuine

And i don't think it's gonna go away no matter how many kids get locked up into

Universities Of Higher Crime...

 

 

 

 

So there

 

 

 

 

153

August 8th, 2011

 

 

 

 

I had a wierd nights sleep...

Make that 2 wierd nigths sleep

 

 

 

 

A ward is not the easiest environment, especially when the temperature is well over 30 degrees and you're on an horrendous middle dip plastic mattress with a plastic duvet...

 

 

 

 

Interesting dreams though

I always find I have good dreams when I'm not drinking - or maybe I just remember them better...???

 

 

 

 

I had one about Winehouse the other day

She was all front of house

smiley

clean

normal.

I'd turned up. The building was something between a Doctors Surgery and a pub. She figured I was there to investigate her sobriety and so she was exhibiting it - but that wasn't what I was there for.

I WAS JUST THERE

She twigged this after a while and went out back to a room

'He's fine, he's not here to investigate...'

And then she showed me into this room and shut the door behind me...

There slumped was maybe 8 quite regular looking people

ALL COMPLETELY SMACKED OUT OF THEIR HEADS!!!

Needles hanging out of their flesh

eyes gone

dribbling

slumped

babbling...

There was a couple with a baby - they were both DELERIOUS and the baby was crawling over them like babies do...

 

 

 

 

Last night it was initially a VERY erotic dream...

Something to do with a camp on a beach with all these available women.

A HOT DAY!!!

On the way back from the beach it became all baboon carousel like...

People swinging around this network of wooden posts in some kind of wierd mating selection ritual

The availability was going though...

Faces were changing

A small peculiar very very small dark haired person

But it didn't fit

No reason why

it didn't fit...

 

 

 

 

I was awoken this morning by a Japanese nurse

'Last time for the toilet now for 2 hours...'

she said

 

 

 

 

Relieved and washed

I got a riot update from the online papers before work began...

 

 

 

 

CANULA (very adeptly inserted with an anaesthethic)

ECG X 3

BLOOD PRESSURE / HEART RATE X 3

DOSING

4 INHALERS ONE AFTER THE OTHER

SPRIO X 3

BLOOD

ECG

BLOOD

ECG

SPIRO

BLOOD

ECG

BLOOD

ECG

BLOOD

ECG

BLOOD

ECG

BLOOD

ECG

SPIRO

BLOOD

ECG

BLOOD

ECG

SPIRO

lunch

 

 

 

 

It's quieter this afternoon

More time to read and write and watch the UK

FRETT!!!

about the hoodies

whilst

ROME BURNS!!!

 

 

 

 

152

August 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

WELL THAT WAS ALL RATHER FURIOUS!!!

And it looks like it's not over yet...

 

 

 

 

I'm of course talking RIOT!!!

MENTAL!!!

BIG!!!

OVERDUE!!!

 

 

 

 

I saw a twit last night about 2 burning police cars rolling down Tottenham High Road

I didn't quite believe it...

Had a look a the twitterer and it looked like some kind of football joke...

Set on having an earlyish night

didn't look any further...

 

 

 

 

Then I'm here on the ward this morning and I see the papers...

The Mail had it up front

A BIG BURNING PICTURE!!!

THE MAIL LOVES THIS SHIT!!!

 

 

 

 

FUCK!!!

I browsed all the papers over breakfast

then online

and the scale and brazeness of the looting in particular was striking...

 

 

 

 

BOLD!!!

FEARLESS!!!

Folk realised in that FIRE moment they had greater numbers, local knowledge, RAGE!!! JEALOUSY and POWER!!!

Like the politicians, the Police were on Holiday - the rioters spread out

and helped themselves...

 

 

 

 

Like everyone else other than those who ACTUALLY DID it

I'm not sure just why this one guys death has become the flashpoint?!!?

But every time I travel through Wood Green, Bounds Green, Tottenham or Edmonton - Edmonton in particular, there's an atmosphere to the youth.

You get the impression there's a lot of kids who don't feel much a part of any kind of Big Society - a lot of

SIMMERING RAGE!!!

DISSAFECTION!!!

And last night the pop

TOPPED OFF!!!

 

 

 

 

Is RIOTING!!! good...?

Not good - but often necesary or else the criminal power elite get out of hand...

Especially now, when Police Authority has come close to being unquestionable, intrusive and very oppresive.

When floppy haired pop star kids get ABSURD sentences for being a bit messed up on drugs and disaffected

Bankers get bailed out for their DELIBERATE criminal fraud mistakes

Everyone else gets CUT

The politicians in £1000 a night suites

They should be in stocks

The Pie Thrower's in jail

The temperature's RISING...

Murdoch's on his jet

The kids are in JD Sports

NO I DON'T WANT TO PAY BY FUCKING CARD!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

The imbalance is currently

FAR TOO GREAT

between the haves and have nots...

And there's no accountability for those at the top...

 

 

 

 

And so I'm pleased that people are loosing their fear...

Whether it be over one mans unexplained death

Or simply

TOO MUCH UNBALANCED 'I WANT IT TOO' SHIT!!!

 

 

 

 

Like it or not...

NOTHING

gets the attention quite so well as does

RIOTING!!!

 

 

 

 

151

August 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Medical Trial

End of Day 1

 

 

 

 

3 or 4 people have been sent home now...

There's always a few reserves who get paid for a day to come and wait and see if someone either doesn't turn up or doesn't pass the entrance tests.

Last time I was one of these. In between arriving and the end of the first morning I manifested conjunctivitis - I picked it up from my daughter who'd had it the previous week. Knowing it would mean expulsion from the trial and the £1800, I tried hiding it for most of the day, but conjunctivitis is a difficult thing to hide beyond a point.

It felt like quite a failure to have to leave early.

Today the guy opposite but 1 was sent home for having too quick a heart rate.

 

 

 

 

Those of us who remain did inhaler practise just before dinner.

They said that inhaler had 'nothing' in it - but I could certainly taste something. It might not have been a drug, but there was a taste to that fresh air - a bit like mild sweetener.

 

 

 

 

Tomorrow it's 4 inhalers, 1 after the other - 4 questionnaires...

A cannula with periodic blood tests taken

And all urine collected in big plastic bottles.

 

 

 

 

The crowd here are pretty calm...

The 2 ladies have survived the cut and at dinner they were doing the most talking. The men are mostly quite passive and controlled. You get some PROPER CHIMPANZEES in these trials. BIG HORNY SMELLY UNCOUTH APES!!! I don't see any such this time.

This looks like it'll become something of a matriarchy...

 

 

 

 

150

August 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

More early Trial observations...

 

 

 

 

4) It took me

2 AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS TO GET HERE!!!

A journey of not much more than 30 miles?!!

(off the top of my head)

 

Why is it when in London

one doen't think twice about short journeys

as

ACTUALLY BEING

long journeys....?

 

 

 

 

5) The guy next bed right

SNORES!!!

 

 

 

 

6) I forgot to load any music onto my laptop

All I have is a coupla Fellini & Rossolini Films

COUNTLESS HEAVY DARK 9/11 FILMS

And about 40 episodes of the Alex Jones Show

 

 

 

 

7) LUNCH IS SERVED!!!

 

 

 

 

149

August 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Here's a few preliminary observations of this here Trial:

 

 

 

 

1)

It's a Trial that's researching asthma drugs

I feel SURE these drugs could also have a performance enhancing effect for cyclists and other athletes.

One of the drugs is

BRAND SPANKING NEW!!!

I wonder if it's in the Peloton yet...?

 

 

 

 

2)

There are 2 girls doing this trial:

 

Ladies....

Put yourself in this position

YOU

are on a very hot and sweaty ward in the middle of nowhere

SURROUNDED BY

SWEATY

SLEEPY

LAZY

IDIOTIC MEN!!!

(me being the exception of course)

 

Yes boss

It's a mixed sex ward

And so it will be a fascinating dynamic...

 

I predict these ladies will soon become

CELEBRITIES!!!

 

Yes boss

Some of the boys have already started on basic moves of

RUSHING

TO THE (non caffeine) TEA MACHINE!!!

to help the prettiest of the 2

with her tea making

should she need any help...

(that was within the first 2 hours)

 

 

 

 

3)

No-one is yet talking much...

 

I find on these trials you often get 1 or sometimes 2 or 3 people

who either need to have their fears allayed and so enquire to all as to

WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENS IF?!?!

or

Folk who are veterans of MANY medical trials who feel they have to share their

VAST

knowledge of Trials

in

GREAT AND BORING DETAIL!!!

 

Over lunch...

 

It's like when you do Extras work on films

THE SAME FUCKING CONVERSATIONS!!!

OVER AND OVER AGAIN....

 

'Yes, actually I'm an ACTOR!!! Do you act...? I once said 'TAKE A HIKE COPPER!!!' in The Bill...'

etc

 

Thankfully this one is so far quiet

Everyone is either asleep

or in their little virtual world...

 

It's often quiet until the evening meal time

Then people start coming out of their shells

Let's see what happens...

 

 

 

 

148

August 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Anyway...

 

 

 

 

Here I am back on ward at a drug testing facility I won't name for now because they might not like the idea of me

LIVE BLOGING

them

and I need to complete this to get PAID!!!

 

 

 

 

For 8 of the next 31 days I'll be here on the ward without my dual props of

caffeine and booze...

 

 

 

 

In this time

(ALONGSIDE INHALING PERFORMANCE  ENHANCING DRUGS)

I will be endeavouring to steal a

BIG OLD MARCH!!!

on the blog backlog...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Last night as I was vainly trying to sleep

I wasn't kept awake by the idea that I might die horribly on the ward

so much as

THIS BLOG BACKLOG IS GETTIN WAY OUT OF HAND!!!

IT NEEDS TO BE REIGNED IN!!!

 

 

 

 

So here we go with a veritable feast

of

words...

 

 

 

 

147

August 7th, 2011





You know I don't like to be controversial...

But I have no sympathy for this unfortunate young man killed in Norway by

A BIG WHITE BEAR!!!





No boss

Look at it this way...





If a Polar Bear went wandering across the cricket pitch at Eton

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE RESPONSE WOULD BE?!!?!?

'BALLY HO!!! FLUFFIE'S AT SQUARE LEG!!! BOWL HIM A SIZZLER TIMSBURY!!!'

????





NO!!!

It'd be Police marksmen at dawn (or Royal Protection Officers)

whoever was closest

AT THE DOUBLE

MACHINE GUNNING IT'S MISGUIDED FURRY ASS OVER THE

FUCKING BOUNDARY ROPES FOR 6 MORE!!!


Meantime

all the boys would be cock-

NO!!!

LOCKED

in the showers chattering into their towels...





WHAT IN THE FUCK WERE THESE RICH KIDS DOING IN THAT BEAUTIFUL GREAT BASTARDS TERRITORY ANYWAY???

Looking for a good spot for their 4th house...???

‘I believe that’s what they want to do. They feel it is right they should be there.’

says the boys Aunt...

 

The main problem with Eton boys is

They THINK they have the right to be

EVERYWHERE...






Every death is of course sad

But I'm afraid the one that saddens me the most here

is the bear...

 

 

 

 

146

July 31st, 2011

 

 

 

 

145 (NEW NON MONEY FOR OLD ROPE)

July 31st, 2011

(originally posted 28/02/08 in the blog Hot Air)

 

So Obama is in, and he's lived up to his promise of eating out and smarming the world with his Valentines Day routine (gym, hoops, dinner with the wife)...


But thus far, his policies are proving to very unimpressive indeed...

Yes boss, bank bail outs are a crime and aren't gonna do the job.

GM and Chrysler should be helped to die..

And what in the hell kind of a FULL AND COMPLETE withdrawal is leaving 50,000 troops in Iraq???


Yes boss, rather than the promised FULL AND COMPLETE WITHDRAWAL IN 18 MONTHS, the Big O is now saying that's not possible and the best he can do is maybe have only 50,000 on-board by then...

It's certainly a step in the right direction, but it's nothing close to what was said on the tin, and even this limited 'withdrawal' depends on conditions on the ground, and therefore relies very heavily on Iraq staying (relatively) calm...


Would McCain have come up with anything very much different and less radical???

I doubt it - but then I'd have no more of trusted McCain with my oven chips than with the biggest power job in the world....


My problem with Obama remains that he's got no solidity of footing...

As with Tony Blair, it's all about appearances, manipulations, faux liberality and trying to be cool...

A withdrawal of troops was the promise - a semi-withdrawal and the re-naming of 50,000 trained US Soldiers as being 'Bobbies on the Beat' and 'Team I-raq Trainers' is the reality...

It's window dressing gesture politics - nothing more...

 

 

144 (NEW NON MONEY FOR OLD ROPE)

July 29th, 2011

(originally posted 02/28/09)

 

 

 

 

A few days ago, I stumbled upon some ceremony on TV, that rightly revered the remarkably composed pilot who landed the plane into the River Hudson..

After the praise

HE

was put in front of a committee and he said something to the effect that

'If you keep cutting back on air crew training costs, NEXT TIME EVERYONE DIES!!!'


Well...

This news piece was interspersed with 3 or 4 different angles of various CCTV footage showing that plane coming down and

landing in the Hudson..

 

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING RIVER!!!

 

Which made me wonder...

If there are 3 or 4

(albeit rough)

CCTV versions of that particular plane landing COMPLETELY UNEXPECTEDLY in the middle of a FUCKING RIVER...?!?!

WHY IN THE HELL ARE THERE STILL NO PUBLICLY AVAILABLE IMAGES OF A PLANE HITTING THE WORLDS MOST SURVEILED BUILDING

THE PENTAGON?!?!!?

 

ON SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001???

 

 

 

 

143 (NEW NON MONEY FOR OLDROPE) (it's more or less the same now)

July 29th, 2011

(originally posted 01/20/09)

 

 

 

Jesus....?!?!?

Do you ever get these moments in life where a wierd, confusing and unusual energy seems to follow your every move and deal???

I had one such about 6 months after I first moved into London in 2002....

Then, my personal life was a mess and I was getting through about £2000 of the banks money per month - but those weren't the main problems...

No boss, the bigger fish were that if I touched a machine it broke. If I sat under some shelves they fell down. If I walked down the street chaos would follow, and if I sat trying not to be seen, it'd be a matter of minutes before some premier oddball would be in my face gyrating my nerves...



Well, I'm both sorry and pleased to say I'm having one such 'chaos' this last week...

Yes boss, this time, my personal life is absolutely fine (other than when I insisted on walking the baby across the park in the dark, against Mrs G's advice)

I am however having real machine troubles...



It goes like this:

In the space of the last 6 days I've sold 7 laptops on ebay...

By last night, 2 of the buyers had pulled out because they're twats, leaving me with the listing costs and the no money I was expecting and relying upon - meantime 2 others had reported problems and requested full refunds...

In that same time, I've also bought 5 laptops to upgrade, adapt and sell on...:

Of these, one of the sellers appears to have done a runner with my £70, 1 is yet to appear and the other 3 are still in the box - where they'll stay until I can face opening it, in case there's 3 fucking house bricks in there...

Add onto this that last night, a hard drive and laptop of my own broke inside an hour, and then at the end of the night my BASTARD PINK BARBIE TAPE PLAYER WOULDN'T RELEASE THE FUCKING EDDIE IZZARD CASSETTE?!?!? and you'll perhaps understand that I'm feeling a little ragged...



Well, I figured today was a new day - but this morning, the wierdness has continued....

Yes boss, another 2 of the sold laptops have developed problems and everyone wants refunds that I don't have, because I've spent the bleeding money on crap like this gold plated Swarovski fish (that I've spent all afternoon photographing)....

 

 

Meanwhile, the rent is late, the electric bill isn't paid, the undersoil heating is coming on and off when it pleases, the cooker is HOT mental and a valve from the pump has disappeared...



All of this leads me to ask:

WHERE IN THE FUCK IS MAGIC MESSIAH OBAMA WHEN YOU NEED HIM???? NEVERMIND AMERICA AND THE FREE FUCKING WORLD - COME AND SAVE THE PAUL GIOVANNI CORPORATION WHY DON'T YOU????!!!!



Of course, some would say that all of this chaos isn't quite the ideal backdrop for the first month of fatherhood...

But I think the idea that you need to be super clever settled and loaded with cash in order to have children is bollocks...

I mean, what better way to recover your tempo after a bad run of luck, than to cuddle a little warm bundle of thing, who couldn't care less if the world stops turning, SO LONG AS SHE GETS HER MILK AND CAN FART, SHIT AND BURP CORRECTLY....!!



Anyway....

Because I have £5 or 600s less than I should have I'm conducting another BIG fire sale of the Giovanni archive....!!

Yes boss, due to nappy changing and photo editing, very little of this stock is now online - but some is, and every all bit of it is available to view and buy from the Fishy Fort...

 

 

So if any of you have any CASH£$£$£$£$£ money and want to come and get some super deals on anything I own (EXCEPT THE GOLDEN FISH!!!), drop me a line and come on over....!

 

 

 

142

July 27th, 2011

 

 

 

 

I'm about 400% sure a US Debt Ceiling deal will be

AGREED!!!

at the last minute...

 

 

 

 

For me the whole thing is a

BLUFF FLUFFY BLUFF

from the real issues of

banks

the federal reserve

and the truth of how they operate...

 

 

 

 

That said

I'd like to be wrong on this...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

In the long run both economically and politically

DEFAULT WOULD BE GOOD!!!

The ceiling has become

WAY TO HIGH

It needs to see

EARTH...

 

 

 

 

And so

if there is

NO

last minute back slapping agreement

it would seem to slightly disprove the idea that he

2 hand socked puppets of US politics have the very

SAME

hand up their

ass...

 

 

 

 

That there is some

GENUINE

difference and variation between the Democrats & Republicans

 

 

 

 

That democracy in some form does still exist in the

USA

 

 

 

 

That's something I'd like to be able to

SEE

and believe in...

 

 

 

 

141

July 27th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Here's the main thing that strikes me about the musical legacy of the latest member of the 27 Club

Amy Winehouse

:

 

 

 

 

How little work she managed to do in her 27 years...?!?!

2 released albums (1 that's VERY average and another that's better)

and another said to be in the can...

 

 

 

 

Jimi Hendrix died at 27 - in his lifetime he released a mere 3 LPs

Each of these are however INCREDIBLE!!!

Hendrix also played ABSURD numbers of gigs under his own banner

Played backing for Little Richard & Sam Cooke, Jackie Wilson, Curtis Knight, The Isley Brothers and many more before even releasing his own stuff...

He left tonnes of material in the archive that's dripped out since

He also done a few years in the army...

 

 

 

 

Jim Morrison

6 LPs - variable - but all of them good enough

+ loads more that's dripped out since...

Lost of gigs...

 

 

 

 

Robert Johnson recorded very little - but he played gigs more or less every day and laid the founding stones for Blues & Rock N Roll...

 

 

 

 

Even Kurt Cobain managed 3 LPs before he

BOSHED HIS COSH OFF!!!

 

 

 

 

Sure

Amy was busy taking drugs

playing pool

and drinking for large portions of time - but then so where all of the above...

 

 

 

 

For me her whole musical legacy depends on this third LP

and whatever other material is knocking about in the vault...

If it's decent it'll go someway to cementing her legend...

 

 

 

 

If not?

I imagine she'll soon fade to

HARD colour

celebrity lite...

 

 

 

 

140

July 26th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

SATAN?!?!

RUPERT????

OR THE NORWEGIAN PRICK????

 

 

5000 TRAINED KILLERS LAID OFF!??!!?

PRAISE THE LORD!!!

BRILLIANT!!!

MORE!!! MORE!!!

 

 

'mad request'...???

MOST mass murderers wear a 'military unifrom' and are generally called

HEROES!!!

Perhaps that's his line of reasoning...?

 

 

Some of them SERIOUSLY...

Will probably die...

This happens

DAY IN

DAY OUT

 

 

 

 

Number Of Iraqis Slaughtered In US War And Occupation Of Iraq "1,455,590"


Number of U.S. Military Personnel Sacrificed (Officially acknowledged) In U.S. War And Occupation Of Iraq 4,792


Number Of International Occupation Force Troops Slaughtered In Afghanistan : 2,608

 

 

 

Is the Norwegian PRICK

REALLY

news...???

 

 

 


139 (NEW NON MONEY FOR OLD ROPE)

July 25th, 2011

138 (NEW NON MONEY FOR OLD ROPE)

July 25th, 2011

 

 

 

 

(Originally Posted 20/01/09 in the blog HOT AIR!!!)

 

 

 

 

So...

it's only a day to go until Bush crawls under one, and the Messiah takes office and I'm dreading the transition far more than I thought possible...

Yes boss, soon, we're gonna have a 'cool hoop shooting' guy in the White House - the worlds biggest military empire is undergoing a PR job and anyone who doesn't subscribe is gonna be labeled a hope killing cunt....



'But Obama's so smart - HE'S REALLY GONNA CHANGE THINGS!!!!'

 

Yes, he's very very smart, he's a conservative dressed as a liberal, who's cleverly used colour and guile to engender himself with the top power job in the world..... !!

But as with so many supposed great leaders, the only thing that'll change under his rule will be perceptions and appearances - the fundamentals of life,death, money and power will remain largely the same:

People will still cheat, inspire, rob, hope and lie, they'll love, mate and hate - wars will start and others will finish...



Yes boss, like all who've come to power before him, Obama'll sort some HIGH PROFILE things good, and ruin others less obvious on the quiet..

And over time people'll realise he's just another raging ego maniac playing with the world...

Another Gandhi, Jesus, and Stalin, who promises it all, then leaves in a wooden box to eternal glory, or overstays his welcome and leaves in disgrace...



So as I've said before, if I had the choice, I'd rather have a dumb half witted hate worthy cunt in charge of an empire, than a smooth talking nice guy with a Blackberry (TM) and an organic bag of credibility..


Yes boss, by all means, give me hope - but please don't attach a politician....

 

 

 

 

137

July 25th, 2011

 

 

 

 

OK...

 

 

 

 

So there's no confusion...

the blogs I had

HACKED

some little while ago are going to be reposted on here

perhaps with a little doctoring and improvement...

 

 

 

 

Each time I post one of them it will have the words

'NEW NON MONEY FOR OLD ROPE'

in the title...

 

 

 

 

These blogs were all originally written in 2008/09

 

 

 

 

Let's see how they

 

 

 

 

STAND UP?!?!

 

 

 

 

136

July 25th, 2011

 

 

 

 

CINDERS AND ASHES!!!

 

 

 

 

I might not be Thomas The Tank Engine

but I am going to let off a

little

STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

This blog was on a roll until little over 2 weeks ago...

NEW MATERIAL WAS WELL DEVELOPED!!!

finished material was

HITTING IT'S MARKS!!!

Shit...

I'd even found the lost quadfector of blogs tarted

MINUTES

after the myspace ones ended (which were then hacked by some kindly friend of the Paul Giovanni Coproration) on an old hard drive & had them rubbed down, plump and ready to be redeployed as filler...

THE WRITTEN WORLD WAS MY OYSTER!!!

 

 

 

 

And then I get news from the kindly landlord of this here office/nervous center...

That further to mine and others requests

he didn't wish to engage in a regular and human level of toilet cleaning

(uncleaned for 3 months and counting)

PURE FUCKING SHAMEFULLY EMBARASSING FILTH!!!

Neither did he wish to connect the hot water to the sink in the office unit we've been renting for a year for the very first time..?!?!

He instead kindly suggested he'd not like to renew the lease and supplied with notice that the unit must be vacated by August 31st

 

 

 

 

Well...

I can't say i was greatly suprised by this...

Scum landlords like those running and owning units let by spacedup don't like educated people with basic standards as tennents...

They see such folk as being troublemakers

Yes boss

These shitheads like nice dopey middle class kids who's mums pays the bills

They like dozey half cut

obediant

pretend artists on a respsonsibility vacation who can be easily manipulated into thinking

PAYING

to live and work in squats is a groovy part of growing up...

Folk who think suffering is good for them

cause they haven't really suffered...

 

 

 

 

I talk generally of course...

There are I'm sure many other decent folk about these parts who somehow manage to tolerate these landlords

I don't know how they manage it...?!?

Perhaps they wipe their arse with each banknote before placing them in an envelope and handing them over with a grin?!?!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Scum landlords like those who own and manage setups like spacedup here on Fish Island clearly aren't the brightest of the bunch - they probably don't notice the funny whiff when they open the envelopes...

No boss

If you're so inept you can't fix lightbulbs, plug holes in the roof, fix broken windows (12 in one of their buildings alone) you're probably not going to notice the smell of money on shit...

 

 

 

 

Which makes you wonder how they live...?!?

At home do they piss in a corner and have their wife clear it up?!?!

Shit, I wonder if they're even out of nappies...?!?!

 

 

 

 

Anyway...

 

 

 

 

The new NERVE CENTER panic isn't over - I don't have a clear idea of where next

But I am very glad the company won't be passing them any more rent

They'll no doubt find some slovenly prick to take my place - maybe a pig of some kind?

A hairy little warthog??

 

 

 

 

Meantime I'll be getting back to the writing...

 

 

 

 

 

135

July 4th, 2011

 

 

 

 

The

Fish Island Area Action Plan

Development Plan Document

Engagement Document May 2011

is now out and available for comments

You can read and download a copy by clicking the below link...

http://www.towerhamlets.gov.uk/idoc.ashx?docid=53f7ca5f-bfa9-4aa9-818e-d42f8e260011&version=-1 :

 

 

 

 

Well...

NEVERMIND THE TOWER HAMLETS COUNCIL!!!

I'M THE KING OF FUCK OFF FISH ISLAND!!!

And I'm not awfully sure I approve of these

do gooders

making 'development' plans behind my back...

 

 

 

 

NO BOSS!!!

 

 

 

SOUNDS LIKE TREASON!!!

 

 

 

 

I therefore have my fishy fish boys browsing this

'plan'

at their

BUBBLE BUBBLE

leisure

and they are preparring my opinions and feedback...

 

 

 

 

The FISH BOYS are mostly thorough

but i took a quick browse myself and

MY!!!

initial thoughts are:

 

  • 5 NEW BRIDGES IS TOO MANY!!! THE LAST THING WE NEED HERE IS MORE RIFF RAFF and through traffic!!!
  • BULLDOZE THE 600 ARTISTS STUDIOS IN FISH ISLAND MID INTO ONE BIG ONE WITH MY FACE ON IT!!!
  • ALL THIS PLANNED EXPANSION COULD BE VERY GOOD FOR THE FIZZY WINE BUSINESS!!!
  • Errrr....PAGE 23 PARAGRAPH 3
  • If the Olympic Village is counted as now being  INCLUDED within the borders of Fish Island, surely I get first dibs on Usain Bolts RAPIDLY VACATED bunk bed...?
  • The canal is an OPEN FUCKING SEWER not a 'RESOURCE'

 

 

 

More to follow...

 

 

 

 

134

July 4th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

FISH ISLAND NEWS!!!

 

 

 

 

There's currently

A LOT

of

Fish Island

news...

 

 

 

 

And so it's coming by way of 3 or 4 blogs...

 

 

 

 

This is the first...

 

 

 

 

Last Thursday

Andy

The concierge at my former

OFFICIAL UPWARDLY MOBILE RESIDENCE

Got

SMASHED AROUND THE FACE!!!

with a

metal object

and

KNOCKED CLEAN OUT!!!

by some young men hawking about in attempt to appropriate unused scrap metal

?!?!

 

 

 

 

I stumbled upon the aftermath of said incident whilst attending to the delivery of a small consignment of Spanish Biodynamic Wine.

Andy was standing there holding a bag of peas to the side of his face

with Mayo the concierge from the block of flats up the way on the phone

the guy who seems to manage the Chapman Brothers Studio was smoking a roll up

and a guy from floor 4 was weeding the gravel

+ me PG3 (lurking - pretending to be a wine dealer)

 

 

 

 

We all stood about like

REAL MEN!!!

Chatting about

WHAT AN OUTRAGE!!! it was

what had EXACTLY happened

waiting for the PO-LICE to come

pretending that if

THE DIRTY BASTARDS CAME BACK FOR MORE WE'D NAIL THEM GOOD AND PROPER!!!

 

 

 

 

YES BOSS!!!

ARE WE NOT MEN???

 

 

 

 

But what HAD happened...?

 

 

 

 

Well

What had happened was that 2 guys in a flatbed had followed another PERMITTED van in through the

DAS BOOT Security Gates

They requested the availability of the Chapmans forklift

the hippie graffitied van

and then the left over

SECURITY

fencing...

 

 

 

 

Andy

TOLD them where to go

and the last he remembers is one of them picking up something in his peripheral

metal

 

BANG!!!!

 

then waking up a minute or 2 later on the floor...

 

 

 

 

Sadly the UNNECESSARILY VIOLENT OPPORTUNIST SCUM!!!

managed to drive out and away

but the (stolen?) number plate is apparently on CCTV

 

 

 

 

Meantime the PO-LICE were too busy on strike

or policing the demos of those

on strike

to be able to send a car down...

 

 

 

 

Which was HUGELY DISRESPECTFUL!!!

 

 

 

 

Because

Andy is a MUCH LOVED LEGEND of Fish Island and never one to shirk his responsibilities of

PROTECTING THE REALM!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Once i saw him arguing

VEHEMENTLY

with a guy dressed in BT Unifrom in a BT van

'But how do I know you're from BT...? You can't just come in here an say you're from BT...'

BRILLIANT!!!

NEVER BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE!!!

ALWAYS ASK QUESTIONS!!!

 

 

 

 

It got heated

and in another way it was

CLASSIC FUTILITY!!!

 

 

 

 

2 people neither of whom much wanted their job but know they need to have it

arguing about why they

NEED

to have to do their job...?!?!

 

 

 

 

Anyway...

 

 

 

 

Andy took a long weekend off and is back today

His head doesn't look quite right

But thankfully he doesn't seem overly bothered by the whole experience...

 

 

 

 

133

July 3rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In celebration of Les Tour 2011

and in a perhaps futile attempt to run down both my cycling archive

AND

my bar bill at Harmonicande Vintners Ltd

I've dedicated myself to selling 21 Tour de France related pieces of memorabilia in the next 21 days - one for each stage of The Tour...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I might be the incumbent

Head Of Propaganda

at Harmonicande Vintners Ltd

but unfortunately that doesn't allow me to drink quite as much of the Office Wine Supply as I do without making a financial contribution to its up keep...

No boss

Harmonicande is still small and so all bottles

MUST BE ACCOUNTED FOR!!!

 

 

 

 

Sure 3 or 4 can disappear

but not £500 quids worth (at cost price) in the last 4 months...

 

 

 

 

And so after a good few months of not paying my monthly bill because of

PERSONAL ECONOMIC GLOOM

I now need to chisel some of it off

PRONTI QUA!!!

or else

it'll run out of control

and

I'LL BE RUN OUT OF OFFICE!!!!

 

 

 

 

So what better way to start on this

WINE AUSTERITY

than by selling off some the edges of my cycling archive in such a way that I will maybe not notice they've gone...!??!

 

 

 

 

WINE FOR HEALTH!!!

LE TOUR!!! LE TOUR!!!

Oh shit, whatever happened to that signed cap..?!?

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I collect TAT of all kinds like bankers collect luxury yachts

and some of it is worth money

and so it's time to do some cashing in...

 

 

 

 

This undertaking (as per with the race itself) will start off relatively easily

but become HARDER on my hoarding instinct as the days roll on...

STAGE BY STAGE

The fat will be burned off

21 items in 21 days

One per day - or thereabouts...

 

 

 

 

To liven up the listings, I'll be giving a little race commentary on each

and I'll sumarise that on this nere blog every now and then so my

FANTASTIC INSIGHT

and befuddled amateur guessing

doesn't go to waste..!)

 

 

 

 

Most of the sales will be done by

BUY IT NOW!

The prices will start high and slowly reduce as we near Paris...

 

 

 

 

So without further ado

go have a CLICK ANY OF THE PICTURES!!!

to see what's

so far

there...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

132

July 2nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

SPORTS NEWS!!!

 

 

 

 

ONLY 1 MORE DAY OF WIMBLEDON!!!

FUCK OFF!!

GOOD RIDDANCE!!!

I HATE THIS POMPUS SHIT!!!

 

 

 

 

NADAL????

HE'S NOT A NICE DURACElL BUNNY - HE'S A FUCKING DOPER!!!

But I'd imagine Murray is also...

 

 

 

 

DAVID HAYE VS KLITSHCO

LOOKING AHEAD TO IT!!!

But Digital Radio is SHIT!!!

A real step backwards from analogue...

HAYE HAS TO KNOCK HIM OUT!!!

 

 

 

 

Le Tour...?

Bad luck for Bertie on Stage 1

Could be a coupla minutes down on Schleck before the roads get steeeeep...

Radioshack look to be a SERIOUS threat

This Tour could well be an upset

for the books...

 

 

 

 

131

July 2nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

Libya Re-Evaluated Pt 2

 

 

 

 

So....

 

 

 

Specifically the following things roused me about the

who

what

and whyfore

with this alleged Libyan Revolution:

 

 

 

 

With regards to the Twitter campaign:

Obvious propaganda techniques being used - pictures of corpses, claims of HUGE body counts, claims of anti aircraft guns being used on civilians - to name a few...

The anonymity of almost all of those Twitter representing the revolution (the reason given Gadaffi would hunt them down - WHEREVER THEY WERE!!! even though they were sure he was a dead duck swimming and would be dead or out of power within days)

The story about the Libyan Benghazi Pilot who was alleged to have KAMIKAZIED his plane into Gadaffis compound KILLING one of the Gadaffi sons...

The Mi6/CIA guy who defected - Koussa

The endless exageration of the number and ACTUAL military power of the revolutionaries

The endless exageration of the number and role of African Mercenaries - and the brutal treatment meted out to them when they or in fact anyone who looked a bit foreign were caught by the revolutionaries...

And more...

 

 

 

 

Well

All these things could be and might yet be proved to be tactical fog of war shit and or REAL...

I noticed them from early on - but figured the rebels were busy RUNNING A TYRANT OUT OF POWER!!!

Someone like Gadaffi isn't going down without bloodshed

Who was I to criticise them...?

EXAGERATION is a part of war...

 

 

 

 

But then I began to read pieces about The US Government strategically using Twitter and Facebook in order to manipulate world political events and engender regime change...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Since the uprising in Egypt I'd become very wary of the way HUGE American social media (CIA) corporations were being credited with effectively running the revolutions as US backed Regime Changes?!?!

LIKE BIZ FIZZJOBBLER WAS ON THE STREETS OF CAIRO TAKING HITS FROM THE STASI HIMSELF?!?!?

Then and now it seemed a VERY long bow that social networks were behind the revolutions - or had even done that much to facilitate them.

Not that many Egyptians have computers...

That all seemed more like advertising and false boasting...?!?!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Though I remain 'out' on what in the fuck actually did happen in Egypt for now

(Without question a populist revolution (apparently MUCH MORE POPULIST than the Libyan) but promoted and managed by who...?)

One thing is for sure...

I NEVER trusted that Google Exec

@ghonim

one single bit....

He looked, smelt and acted like a set up stool - if he was REAL in any kind of meaningful way

I'm a peach...

 

 

 

 

Back to Libya

Shortly before the bombing started there came reports of The Transitional Council in Libya and the rebels fighting being laden with

KNOWN

Al Qaeda operatives started to emerge

That the Eastern area of Libya had supplied an

INORDINATE per head of population

number of 'foreign fighters' to Iraq - 2nd only to Saudi Arabia

and that they all came from the East...

 

 

 

 

I questioned one of the Twitterers on that - quoted the US Government Report that quoted the stats...

And the guy was very dismissive - 'There's no way Al Quaeda are involved, if we find them, we'd kill them ourselves - this is a popular revolt...'

'But several of the guys in the TNC have history and many others aren't even named...?!?!'

He wasn't having it...

 

 

 

 

The next thing that ASTONISHED me

and in fact the

SMOKING GUN

in terms of my suspicions about the REALITY was that a

'No Fly Zone' for the alleged benefit and protection of civilians

has in fact turned out to be a war to depose Gadaffi

AT ALL COSTS!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Not only are NATO BOMBING THE CRAP OUT OF ALL MANNER OF TARGETS - many of which have no elevance to maintaining air superiority, they have Special Forces troops on the ground - and most likely many more troops going in before too very long...

I understood a 'No Fly Zone' to be a ban on flying planes and perhaps limited take out of air defences

I also understood the Libyan Twitterers to be against anything more than that...

At the time they were saying it's

'ONLY A MATTER OF DAYS!!! Just get rid of the planes and we'll sweep through to Tripoli and have the Colonel dangling from his tiddlies within hours...'

Now that seemes to have changed...

 

 

 

 

It was all becoming very VERY confusing...

and so I wrote this blog

http://paulgiovanni.com/blogs/blog5.php/2011/03/01/61

and then this one

http://paulgiovanni.com/blogs/blog5.php/2011/04/05/77

and shortly after deleted my Twitter account...

 

 

 

 

Since deleting that particular Twitter Account

I've found much more to concern me...

http://theglobalrealm.com/2011/06/15/cynthia-mckinney%E2%80%99s-truth-dispatches-from-libya-days-1-3/

http://www.english.rfi.fr/print/95867?print=now

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article28425.htm

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article28431.htm

http://www.prisonplanet.com/webster-tarpley-from-tripoli-million-man-march-dares-obama-nato-to-invade.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcs6S1k3W5k

to name but a few...

 

 

 

 

This could of course be me reading the WRONG propaganda - IT'S MORE OR LESS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE SURE?!?!?

But I know that I don't trust Obama an inch

nor Sarkozy

nor Cameron

and when the 3 of them are clubbing together having a quiet

AND VERY EXPENSIVE

war on the side with

INCREDIBLE STRATEGIC AND RESOURCE IMPORTANCE

claiming to be only there for the civilians

!?!?

 

 

 

 

PULL THE OTHER ONE...

 

 

 

 

As for the Twtterers...?

4 months later

very few territorial gains have been made

Despite the Colonel being under intense aerial bombardment, sanctioned to shit and apparently COMPLETELY SURROUNDED by 6 million mostly armed people

who they led me to believe

to a man woman and child

HATED HIS FUCKING GUTS!!!

makes me doubt them even more...

 

 

 

 

At a push

I can still believe the revolution was started by Libyans who HATE Gadaffi (even though even that is open to doubt)

But it has without any question become a land and resource grab

Brtain, US & France in paticular want a government that COMPLETELY suits their commercial interests

and they want China out and away.

It's a part of a BIGGER and rolling campaign to control the worlds resources...

 

 

 

 

It's

NOTHING

to do with protecting civilians

 

 

 

 

But then

 

 

 

 

If history is a VERY difficult thing to know then the

TWITTER TRACT SOCIAL MOBILARI

present

is moving into the realms of the

'impossible to know...'

 

 

 

 

130

June 30th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quintessential BEAUTIFUL Brain Clough ALL the MORE relevant now than at the time of talking...

 

 

 

 

129

June 30th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

Libya Re-Evaluated Pt 1

 

 

 

 

If history is a VERY difficult thing to know then the

TWITTER TRACT SOCIAL MOBILARI

present

is moving into the realms of the

'impossible to know...'

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

In this day and age when methods and angles of official misinformation

and MASS media agenda

are compounded by the countless valid and invalid thoughts and opinions of millions of online DIY experts

getting a clear and proper idea of the times and on which side you stand is close to impossible...

 

 

 

 

Case in point

Libya

 

 

 

 

6 months ago, when things started stirring there

I became easily and totally convinced by what I assumed and believed to be a genuine group of disaffected

LIBYAN TWITTER REVOLUTIONARIES!!!

@ShababLibya

@Tripolitanian

@Feb17libya

and many others


 

 

 

Yes boss

The uprising in Libya started and

the impression these people gave was as follows:

GADAFFI IS MAD!!!

HE IS HATED ROUNDLY BY THE VAST MAJORITY OF LIBYANS!!!

HE'S A HORRENDOUS, VICIOUS AND BRUTAL DICTATOR!!!

THE LIBYANS HAVE GOT HIM THIS TIME!!!

IN MINUTES AND HOURS HE WILL FALL!!!

any minute...

 

 

 

 

It was a brilliantly contrived agenda

that was delivered perfectly by way of Twitter

 

 

 

 

So convincing was it

that I believed these people and their cutting edge new media and message approach

almost totally.

They seemed like genuine downtrodden solid revolutionary individuals who'd simply

TAKEN TOO MUCH SHIT!!!

from a bonkers ruler who'd overstayed his welcome like few others...

These heroic folk then saw the potential of Twitter and Facebook

THEY WERE PIRATE SCOIAL NETWORK GENUISES!!!

FREEDOM LOVING SUBVERSIVE HEROES!!!

MY BULLSHIT DETECTORS ONLY EVER SMELT FLOWERS IN THEIR HAIR!!!

 

 

 

 

So

I DIVED IN AND TOOK THE RIDE!!!

THE LIBYAN TWITTER REVOLUTION BECAME MY TWITTER REVOLUTION!!!

I did my very best to retwit and poularize more or less everything they said

I wrote blogs like this one and this one

My Twitter timeline

WORKED FOR THEM!!!

 

 

 

 

But at about the time the NATO bombs started dropping i started to get a little wary...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I still now believe that these people could ALL indeed be

EXACTLY GENUINE AND LIBYAN

in their hatred of Gadaffi

Gadaffi clearly isn't everyones cup of tea

I doubt he's a nice guy LOVED by ALL his people

No boss

there is NO leader in the world, good bad or indifferent who doesn't have a pahlanx of

PISSED OFF

people

who

HATE THEM AND WHAT TO SEE THEIR CHILDREN FED TO HUNGRY RATS!!!

And increasingly

these people use Twitter

 

 

 

 

But THE question I found myself asking more and more as time went on was

are those grievances really the

FORCE and POWER

behind this situation...?

 

 

 

Even if the people on Twitter are REAL people

have they got anything at all to do with the

WHY

Nato is BOMBING THE FUCK OUT OF LIBYA???

 

 

 

 

How legitimate is the cause..?

Just

HOW

many Libyans want Gadaffi out...?

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Once the

'no fly zone'

quickly became

ALL OUT WAR

(on the quiet)

Sarkozys Falklands

MAN OF PEACE Obamas 4th (at least) war (his first in his role as Monarch of the USA)

I began to see more and more inadequacies

and confusions

in what the Libyan Twitterers were reporting, how they were reporting it

WHO exactly they were

and what the

ACTUAL

agenda was...

 

 

 

 

128

June 25th, 2011

 

 

 

 

I went to Glastonbury 5 times

 

 

 

 

5 times I jumped the fence

1 time I released a crow in a cage

1 time I sold a load of drugs cut right down at inflated prices

1 time i neither drunk nor took a single drug

 

 

 

 

All 5 times I FUCKING LOVED IT!!!

 

 

 

 

But the minute the fence became

STASI

I lost interest...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

On principle I don't pre book and pay in advance for BIG events I have no idea as to whether i can attend or not...

I like to go on a whim and try my luck

I'm not looking for

warm planned

satisfaction...

 

 

 

 

Glastonbury was a blast

but I don't think i could stand it now...

 

 

 

 

It's become London in the mud

 

 

 

 

127

June 22nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

WET WINE BUSINESS PT 4

 

 

 

 

And this is the WRONG part of town for being wet and

TOO WARM

sweaty

and dishevelled...

 

 

 

 

You can feel you don't belong

 

 

 

 

Waitrose

Mercedes

Currencey

Xchange

slick

Tall unaffordable housinGE

no-one seems to LIVE in

wide EXIT roads

PEOPLE ALWAYS IN THE FUCKING WAY

making no apologies

 

 

 

 

Wetly dragging a trolley

tourists dreaming

 

 

 

 

I'M DREAMING!!!

 

 

 

 

Some woman Christiana on the srounge for chairty for Palestine

an event

FREE WINE???

No FREE WINE these days

but £4.50 a bottle...?

 

 

 

 

Silence

then

'OK...

but can we taste them...?'

 

 

 

 

£4.50 wine...?

Tasting it...???

THIS ISN'T HARRODS!!!

THIS IS CHEAP WINE...

Do you think you can tell the difference between 4 or 6 bottles...?

 

 

 

 

So of course I say

'YES!!!'

 

 

 

 

Which means me dragging the trolley up Cromwell Rd

KNOWING I'm wasting my time

drowneding stoat...

goat

WET THRU

 

 

 

 

But optimistic..?

 

 

 

 

 

126

June 22nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

WET WINE BUSINESS PT 3

 

 

 

 

Wet wine box decaying

The MAXIMUM FORCE!!! EXTREME WEATHER JACKET

on the box inside out

 

 

 

 

Give up

ME

The Sunshine Yellow T-shirt

pitter patter

getting heavier

 

 

 

 

@glastonbury

without the fun

 

 

 

 

Plastic sheet outside Highbury Tube

undercover

IN!!!

 

 

 

 

Down the tube

Vicky line

on the platform asserting my packaging

Plastic sheet the wine

MAXIMUM FORCE!!!

drying

 

 

 

 

The Tube is HOT

By Gloucester Road

I'm there

almost square...

 

 

 

 

Except the liquid water run off of the

ICE water wet bag

in the canvas bag

keeping the cheap table wine

wet and cold for people

I'm

SURE

aren't going to buy...

 

 

 

 

 

125

June 22nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

WET WINE BUSINESS PT 2

 

 

 

 

I get off the train at Highbury Corner for delivery 1 to

Highbury Terrace

 

 

 

 

Highbury Terrace is a swanky row of LARGE £1M+ townhouses with a nice green out front...

 

 

 

 

Set on the doorstep and

RINGGGGG THE BELL!!!!

 

 

 

 

In that moment we're talking

BAG MAN WITH CHAOS OF LIFE...

poundland bungees all over

WARM WET WARM

sweat

the canvas bag off my arm that's underneath the MF!!! jacket off

on

OFF!!!

twisted

neighbours leaving housey looking concerned

WET everywhere

given up trying to pretend dry

and

REPSONSIBLE DELIVERER OF FINE WINES!!!

 

 

 

 

No answer

 

 

 

 

I

RINGGGGGGGGG!!!!

the bell again....

Drop the canvas bag in a shallow puddle

the bag that's supposed to be containing the iced bottles for tasting is leaking the wet ice water

WET ICE WATER MORE WATER

bungees STILL leaving their own life...

wrapped up

 

 

 

 

No answer

 

 

 

 

Find the phone

WET FINGERS

Find the wet book which contains the details

Call the woman

wet phone

answerphone

wet

rain

WARM WET

RAIN

 

 

 

 

'Hello, this is Paul, I have a wine delivery but there's no-one answering the door, I'm going to have to leave it in amongst the plants because I have to get over the other side of town if someone doesn't answer the door...I'll try ringing the bell again and leave the box with the plants if there is no answer...'

 

 

 

 

I RINGGGGGGGGG!!!!

the bell again....

LONG AND HARD!!!!!!!!

Muddling about in bags

looking for a reason

WHY

I'm delivering posh wine to apparently posh folks on a wet Wednesday morning...

 

 

 

 

I hear footsteps...

I HEAR FOOTSTEPS!!!

A CLICK

and a turn in the lock

 

 

 

 

A small Scotch woman dressed in a maids outfit looks at me like she shouldn't have to be looking at me...

 

 

 

 

'I have wine..'

'Oh'

'For Peggy...'

'Just here..'

she gestures inside the door...

only just inside the door

'It's paid already..'

'Do i sign.?'

'No..'

'OK...Thanks...Bye...'

 

 

 

 

Now....

 

 

 

 

124

June 22nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

WET WINE BUSINESS PT 1

 

 

 

 

I had 2 FINE WINE case deliveries

+

sample bottles to a posh Palestinian gallery in Cromwell Street SW5

All on public transport

in the fucking rain...

 

 

 

 

Well

I went deleriously unpreparred

no waterproofing for the cases on the Ikea trolley

and only when I poked my head out of the door

did I pop back for the MAXIMUM FORCE!!! EXTREME WEATHER JACKET!!! to protect

and

serve...

 

 

 

 

So

By Hackney Wick station - I'm wet

and the boxes are wet

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

the problem with the MAXIMUM FORCE!!! military grade EXREME WEATHER SUIT!!!

is

it's

COMPLETELY

unbreathable

and so though it protects from the rain

you simply get

COMPLETELY FUCKING WET SMELLY SWEATY!!!

instead...

 

 

 

 

 

123

June 9th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

A mo ago on my @GENERALPG3 twitter account

I was thinking aloud about how Italy deals with ideas of government, tax etc...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Italians very much

DISLIKE

to pay tax

to the point that it's evasion

is a

National Pastime

 

 

 

 

Why...?

 

 

 

 

Well...

 

 

 

 

Rome has had

'civilization' and 'central government'

for a good long while now

2000 years +

 

 

 

 

And they know that if there's one

CERTAINTY

of centralised government

it's that by it's nature

it's on the

TAKE!!!

 

 

 

 

Like a cat can't stop chasing mice

Governments can't help themselves but

PHILANDER

and

LIE

and

CHEAT...

 

 

 

 

And so the reason Italians turn Tax Avoidance into a

National Pastime

/

art

is because their collective National Psyche has

well and truly

learnt that...

 

 

 

 

122

June 9th, 2011

 

 

 

 

The MAIN problem with Twitter

(one of the MAIN problems)

is that it encourages you to

PUBLISH

your thoughts as they come...

Instead of

to

SAVE

DWELL

PROSPER

and make them into something

better

and

more long lasting...

 

 

 

 

121

June 6th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Journalism Pt 2

 

 

 

 

Hunter Thompson, Tom Wolfe, Robert Sabbag, George Orwell & P J O'Rourke didn't waste their time getting degrees in journalism...

They all had varying degrees of education - some studied English through college to a very high level...

But studying English is a

VERY

different thing to studying journalism

 

 

 

 

Most combined their original academic education with working out HOW to write good well informed journalism by going out into the field, working for small papers, trying other careers, adventuring, being involved with the Underground Press...

LIVING

and then WRITING!!!

 

LIVING

and then WRITING!!!

 

They learnt their perspective and angle and understanding of the world by taking part in it...

By taking risks - by going out into the field

alone

with an idea of what they wanted to follow

They picked their stories

Got fired

Had their own ideas as to what was important

Got fired again

Took their own danger...

 

 

 

 

George Orwell fought in The Spanish Civil War FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

He was there because he thought he believed in the cause - HE WANTED TO KILL FASCISTS!!!

He got shot in the neck - which helped kill him

And that's why he understood the ways of tyranny and war

That's where Animal Farm and 1984 came from

NOT from some shoddy school course

 

 

 

 

You learn NOTHING by sitting quietly in your seat and getting your homework in on time...

 

 

 

 

And so I look at todays crop of journalists/writers/reporters?

and it makes me weep...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

There's a league of these folk - who've spent the majority or

ALL

of their working lives

'in'

the media - rather than out in the field understanding the reality of the world without that warm media shield to cosset them...

Maybe a gap year..?

Maybe a few years working in another 'professional' job - but nothing off the beaten track

No trouble...

 

 

 

 

Instead

they live sheltered inconsequential lives writing

ENDLESS

dull copy about

iphones, spotify, Jonathon Ross, computer games, TV Programmes

completely MEANINGLESS things...

 

 

 

 

Of course there's a place for nonsense

the loose

and the

TRITE

But these folk have

ZERO

ability to engage with proper issues alongside the TRITE

:

Banks looting all and everyone, 9/11, Geopolitics, African Politics, the 'stans to the South of Russia and the last gasp of oil they have...

This stuff is above them and their limited education and experience of the world, of politics, of life.

They're Timmy Bliar in his ROCKER HAIR!!!

Pretend collage light importants...

 

 

 

 

And that's me being polite...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

The reality is these folk are very weak people with no kind of spine or consitution to be able to deal with the

HUGE HUNKS OF SHIT!!!

that would be THROWN at them if they talked about anything of ACTUAL importance and genuine

CONTROVERSY

They have no personal grasp of the complexities - they're comfortably dumb.

Alt.dumb

Not as stupid as Rhianna videos

but more stupid for thinking such things worthy of discussion...

 

 

 

 

Who in particular...?

 

 

 

 

Well Caitlin Moran is nearly ALWAYS a BIG dissssssapointment..

The last I saw of Caitlin Moran was her retwittering cuddly texts she sent by accident to WAR CRIMINAL Alice the Cunt Campbell. I guess Moran thinks Shitface Alistair is an alright egg - this is the limitation of her understanding of the current state of the world...

DUMB

Making the savage propoganda apologist for Timmy Bliar - a man who history will see on a par with someone like Mussolini (or worse) seem all quaint and human...?!!?

'edgey...? HIP????'

NO!!!

VERY FUCKING DUMB!!!

Writing drippy wet  cleverly nothing about issues of no relevance to the state or direction of the world..

If there was a GREATER less challenging enforcer of the Status Quo

it's Francis Rossi

 

 

 

 

Jon Ronson and Louis Theroux are another pair with limited weight...

I like some of the ideas and peoples and themes with these 2

They do go out and try and experience their stories a little

But they don't seem to go out on their own...

FUCK THAT!!!

I've never seen them do anything without an entourage of cameras and helpers - they're not adventuring investigatives so much as tourists in a bus at a safari park...

'OOOO!!! LOOK AT THESE CHIMPS!!! They're chimps and they're scratching their balls. Chimps have ears. I like chimps - do you like chimps..???'

 

 

 

 

Jellyfish...

 

 

 

 

Jon Ronson in particular is a funny one...

Ronson regularly runs with POTENTIAL subject matter...

But his angle almost always lacks depth and strength.

As with Theroux - it's all a bit geeky

Men as emasculated fuzzy weak things on a schooltrip with their lunchboxes

Mr Muscle

 

 

 

 

Is that REALLY sensitivity..?

 

 

 

 

Mosquito sensitivity

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

If you're going to write things a bit gonzo - WHY NOT HAVE SOME FUCKING ENERGY AND STRENGTH AND CHARISMA?!!?!?

That's what made Hunter Thompson compelling beyond just his outrageous skills as a writer

CHARISMA!!!

A man with a CONSTITUTION!!!

an habbitual incurable dope fiend and minor league criminal

WITH A VERY SORE HEAD!!!

 

 

 

 

Hunter

LIVES

because he wasn't quite of this world...

And that's why he was a part of his stories

BECAUSE HE WAS LARGER THAN LIFE!!!

BECAUSE HE WAS WORTH HIS ROLE IN HIS BOOKS!!!

Does Jon Ronson being a part of his stories really work..?

Is Jon Ronson really interesting and inspirational enough to have a roll in his books...?

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

When Ronson goes looking at Military issues or 'Conspiracies' it's immediately

CLEAR

he doesn't really want to find anything out that isn't light, easy to deal with and entertaining - he wants to have a poke about and look as if he's

DIGGING REAL DEEP

But he doesn't want to know much beyond a point...

It's NOT serious

Yes Boss

NO BOSS!!!

Let's be vague and hang our washing a little funny...?

Yes boss

Ronson's the kind that if he stumbled upon a

SIGNIFICANT

piece of information about some world event

(he'd probably miss it, ignore it, or be talked out of writing about it by his publisher and/or agent...)

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

'The Men Who Stared At Goats' ended up looking a bit like an apology for US Special Ops as much as anything

'Hey! aren't these guys cookie?!?!?'

NO JON!!!  THEY'RE PROFESSIONAL FUCKING KILLERS LOOKING FOR NEW WAYS TO KILL!!!

PUT YOUR alt.LUNCH DOWN!!!

THIS ISN'T PLAYTIME!!!

 

 

 

 

Another woeful phenonmena of todays 'FREE' press is all the 'comment' and 'blog' half celebrity half TV Presenters and Comedians who hang about enough artsy parties to bump into a Guradian Sub who thinks it be kinda groovey to have them drivvel their half cut opinions about things they don't understand in the

WEEKEND

supplements...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Charlton Brooker can co-write a FUCKING HILARIOUS comedy about Shoreditch twats - but he doesn't have the first fucking idea on world affairs. He's not qualified - his whole working life has been working within the media - he's never seen a war, or been held hostage, or been shot at, or been politically active, or been arrested, beaten spat upon and held without charge...

He's a lightweight with lazy half cut opinions...

 

 

 

 

I'd say David Mitchell is the canniest of this crowd - his pieces are nearly always worth reading and he has a good sense of mischief - but again it's just his opinion as learnt through the mess of media wires...

As it stands - it's opinion writing and you can take it as just that and enjoy it..

But people read this stuff and they form opinions on the world - when all it is the opinions of alt.celebrities with a very limited grasp of what in the fuck is going on in the world...

 

 

 

 

It's not that these writers have no skills or abilities - and this is perhaps what annoys me most with them...

They can all write, some of them can be fucking hilarious in aspects of their approach and the final presentation

But there's no

WEIGHT or AUTHORITY

They don't properly grapple with the BIG issues in a passionate and meaningful way...

 

 

 

 

THEY HAVE NO FUCKING PUNCH!!!

 

 

 

 

DUMB DUMB easy meal DUMB DUMB!!!

 

 

 

 

And this is the BIG problem we have now in journalism

We have a 'FREE' (AHAHAHAHAHHAHA) media that won't employ good, proper, confrontational, hardworking writers who are preparred to go in blind with and to further devlop their own ideas ...?!!?

Such people are HEAVY or HARD WORK or UNRELIABLE ON DEADLINES...?!?!

They aren't easily embeded

They don't take well to editing

or

ORDERS!!!

 

 

 

 

Instead the mainstream media is FULL of charlatans

cheap puupy filler...

Yummy banalities

Dumb lazy warm fliify fluff chitter chatter...

 

 

 

 

But don't worry

 

 

 

 

The proper good writers are out there...

 

 

 

 

120

June 6th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

Paranoid

is a word people don't like...

 

 

 

 

I get the impression it's a word people attach to me

especially since I've been rattling on about issues like

9/11

 

 

 

 

For me there are 2 types of paranoia

There's IRRATIONAL RAVING MAD PSYCHOPATHIC paranoia

and there's being aware of who and what's around you

and most people can't tell the difference between the 2...

 

 

 

 

One of my hobbies is Birdwatching

These days I don't have the time or inclination to dress up in camouflage and skulk around with a telescope

My birdwatching is limited to what i see when I'm out and about

 

 

 

 

Well

Do you know the one thing that's a HUGE part of any small birds make up..?

 

 

 

 

PARANOIA...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

If you have a bird feeder in your garden

watch the Blue Tits...

 

 

 

 

THEY NEVER STOP LOOKING OVER THEIR SHOULDER!!!

 

 

 

 

WHY???

Is it because they're all mentally ill...?

ARE ALL THE BLUE TITS STARK RAVING PSYCHOPATHIC BONKERS!!??

 

 

 

 

No

It's because they INSTINCTIVELY know there's ALWAYS a legitimate threat to their well being that they need to be keeping an eye on - a Sparrowhawk, a cat, other BIGGER more bullysome birds - as well of threats they can't begin to know...

Furthermore

They recognise that in coming close to what appears to be a 'protector' and supplier of 'free food' they are exposing themselves to a perhaps GREATER level of danger...?

'YOU NEVER GET SOMETHING FOR NOTHING!!!' logic

And so they UP their observation a notch...

 

 

 

 

And so it goes for humans now

and

AT ALL TIMES...

 

 

 

 

But the problem today

is that most people do the opposite...

 

 

 

 

They have the idea that their CURRENT wealth and comfort mean they can turn

OFF

their awareness

rather than

TURN IT UP!!!

That threats are non existant or are being looked after by various trustworthy powers...

That their personal and financial safety and security is being attended to...

That their liberties and rights are in safe hands...

That they can go to sleep and take it all for granted...

 

 

 

 

But that's not any more the case now

than at any other time in human history...

 

 

 

 

In fact I'd suggest that right now

Is one of THE most treacherous insecure and dangerous times

on

EVERY

level

for a good long time...

 

 

 

 

So

I choose to be aware

at the risk of perhaps (though I don't see any major examples as of yet) sometimes getting things wrong and AGGRESSIVELY over egging the Sparrowhawk threat...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I am a Blue Tit

and

PROUD!!!

 

 

 

 

119

June 3rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

Journalism Pt 1...

 

 

 

 

Well I think my vitriol of yesterday was in very good part due to endless ASTONISHMENT at what passes for journalism today...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Let's be clear about this

The standard of journalism in the UK and in the US in particular is currently

ASTONISHINGLY FUCKING POOR...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

In an era that claims and boasts of ULTIMATE press freedoms

the media is in a

pitttttttttt...

 

 

 

 

A pit full of sycophants

jellyfish

and

wet blankets...

 

 

 

 

For me the main problems are as follows:

 

 

 

 

Those who claim to be journalists are for the most part

obedient

subserviant

conformist

and lazy...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Your 'news' is mostly written by people who have been to university and got some meaningless piece of paper saying they

have

a degree in journalism

either that or

ANY

degree from Oxford or Cambridge.

 

 

 

 

These days this passes as a ticket to write...

IT'S BOLLOCKS...

But it's the rules...

 

 

 

 

Jumping through these hoops and getting such a degree doesn't however guarantee a job...

No boss

There aren't enough jobs for journalists compared with the number of graduates

and so those who have jobs as staff writers on papers are mostly too fanny scarred of loosing their flash incomes and expense accounts

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

NO BOSS!!!

3 BAGS FULL BOSS!!!

IS THE ORDER OF THE DAY!!!

 

 

 

 

This kind of a set up is very

VERY

wrong...

 

 

 

 

It's my opinion that writers should never be trained in colleges...

If they go to colleges at all

they shouldn't do well at them

and even if they do - they shouldn't rely on that

single

experience as being

 

 

 

 

THE KEY!!!

 

 

 

 

PG£ RULE NUMBER 1 OF JOURNALISM:

 

 

 

 

NEVER EVER ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE TRAINED!!!

no matter what the shusty...

 

 

 

 

Good writers are

NOT

dogs on leads...

 

 

 

 

Never have been

 

 

 

 

Never will be...

 

 

 

 

 

 

118

June 3rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

I know I'm labouring the point a little at the moment - but it's almost 10 years to the day

and most people

many of them normally

very

VERY

clever

people

still believe Osama bin Laden was solely behind

9/11

 

 

 

 

They believe that 3

HUGE

CONCRETE AND STEEL

skyscrapers were knocked down

(at freefall demolition speed)

by low temperature fires caused by the crashing of 2 jet planes

They believe the passports of 2 of the planes Hijackers

MAGICALLY

escaped the inferno and landed un-singed on the street below to be found amidst all that debris

later

THAT DAY

They believe a guy who couldn't fly a single engine Cesana airplane 3 weeks before 9/11

MAGICALLY

became able to perform

INCREDIBLE

manoeuvres in a Jetliner

( without

ANY HELP

from Air Traffic Control)

after over powering a 6"4" former US Marine with a Stanley knife

They believe another plane

MAGICALLY

disappeared into a 15 foot wide crater in a field in Pennsylvania

And they don't believe there to be

ANY

doubt this

ALL

happened

SOLELY

under the auspices of

SOME MUSLIM FUNDIE CUNT

in a cave called Osama bin Laden

 

 

 

 

Here's one example of a BELIEVER...

Last night by way of his Twitter account Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker drew attention to his very own 'Conspiracy Theory'

that

9/11 Conspiracy Theorists are the kind of people who believe themselves to be

'The Emperor Of Pluto'

 

 

 

 

Now let's engage properly with what he says...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/jul/14/september11.usa

 

 

 

 

Firstly

What does this Charlie mean by the term

'Conspiracy Theory'

 

 

 

 

Well from this piece

he 'appears' to mean a

'Conspiracy Theory'

is ANY version of events that isn't the one universally agreed and spun by the mainstream media.

It's not clear if he means this for every political/historic event/assassination or just 9/11

 

 

 

 

For his sake

let's assume 9/11

 

 

 

 

Brooker then 'Conspires' the idea that 'Conspiracy Theorists' are ALWAYS the kind of people who have

DULL

lives and who so spend their 'dream time' making shit up about world events in order to be considered to be important...

 

 

 

 

This is

HIS

'Conspiracy Theory'

 

 

 

 

Well...

 

 

 

 

Before we look at the lives of some of those

WITH

questions about 9/11

Let's have a quick look at

BAD ASS Brooker

himself...

 

 

 

 

Charlie Brooker is a prick who's co-written 1 half decent sit com about the inbred puerile world of the media - Nathan Barley

The rest of his life appears to have been engaged in

playing and writing about video games

TV

Watching and making

GRUMPY DISMAL CYNICAL FUCKING TV

about TV

and TV

Comedy writing

TV

Twitering about TV...

TV

Writing a throwaway lightweight column

TV???

TV!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Brooker is so fucking addled with TV

HE'S GONE AND GOT MARRIED TO A BLUE PETER & X FACTOR PRESENTER?!?!?

OH HOW VICIOUSLY DARING, ADVENTUROUS AND EXCITING A LIFE THIS MAN LEADS!!!

34 HOURS A DAY INSIDE THE FUCKING GOGGLE BOX WATCHING AND COMMENTATING ON CRAP SHIT FUCKING TV!!!

 

Then his wife comes home and tells him about how hard her day has been working in

TV!!!!?!?

 

 

 

 

And so

Fom this banal limited experience of the world

Charlie apparently feels that he can pass judgement on people who don't live in the

REAL

WORLD...?!?!

 

 

 

 

Well...

From what I can see, there are many and varied people from backgrounds who doubt the myths of 9/11...

There are 100's of academics, pilots, military folk and engineers - many of whom are willing to stake their personal reputation for no personal gain to get closer to the truth of the events of the day...

http://patriotsquestion911.com/engineers.html

http://patriotsquestion911.com/

There are survivors who saw, heard and felt the events as they happened...

http://patriotsquestion911.com/survivors.html

http://firefightersfor911truth.org/

And then there are more than a few LARGER THAN LIFE characters whose

LIVES

and

CAREERS

dwarf Charlies...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss...

I'd like to see Charlie tell former Navy Seal, WWF Wrestler & Governor Of Minesota Jesse Ventura he's a 'fantasist' to his face. Take a look at his Wikipedia -  Ventura has CLEARLY led a very uninteresting, limited and dull life - which is why he has questions about 9/11

Hunter S Thompson was a BORING WALTY MITTY MIDDLE OF THE ROAD OLD CUNT 'NALL!!! I'm sure his simple mundane life of staying in and doing the crossword fueled his doubts on 9/11

Same goes for David Lynch - MR CARDBOARD BOX FACTORY DELUDED EMPEROR OF PLUTO HIMSELF!!!

And as for Charlie Sheen?!?! MR WORKADAY BORING McBORING BORING NEVER HAD A GOOD TIME IN HIS LIFE BORING!!!

 

 

 

 

For that matter, I'd like to see Brooker tell me that to my face...?!?

My life has been many things - but it's NEVER been

FUCKING DULL!!!

but I have MANY questions about 9/11...!?!?!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

The unfortunate fact of the matter for me on this 9/11 issue

is that if you take the time and effort to engage with the events of 9/11 from

ANY

angle on

ANY

kind of a regular basis the

ENDLESS OBVIOUS BULLSHIT!!!

contained within the

'Official Narrative'

becomes so obviously smelly you can't ignore the PONG!!!

 

 

 

 

So then you look at

WHO

had

the ability

the aim

the motive

WHO'S

benefited politically and financially from it

and there can be

NO

question as to who was really pulling the strings...?!?!?

 

 

 

 

And here for me is the rub with Brooker and his lazy 'Conspiracy Theory' about 'Conspiracy Theorists'.......

 

 

 

 

At no point in his 'clever' take down piece

does he engage with any of the KNOWN facts of 9/11...

He makes

ZERO

effort to add weight to the arguments that he believes makes the 'Official Version' correct.

Furthermore, he shows

NO

evidence of having ever done any of his own research and investigation into what happened that day at all???

Instead he sits on his couch watching 4 FUCKING TVs of puffing guff, lazily and sarcastically

DISMISSING

brave people who take

GREAT

risks to try and uncover the truth about a criminal bunch of psychopathic fucking Nazis...

 

 

 

 

But wait...

 

 

 

 

There is a single and only reason Brooker puts forward for 9/11 being as originally told...

 

 

 

 

'Paperwork...'

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Brooker simply believes it to be impossible that such an event involving so many people could be organised by The US Government or some other bunch of

CUNTS

and could be thus far successfully kept quiet...?!?!

 

 

 

 

Well on the surface that seems to have substance as an idea - keeping secrets is always hard to do and the more people who know the harder it is to keep the secret...

 

 

 

 

But then you think of The Manhattan Project - the research into

AND BUILDING

of the first nuclear bombs undertaken by the US UK & Canada...

'The Manhattan Project was carried out in extreme secrecy. By 1945, the project had nearly 40 laboratories and factories which employed approximately 200,000 people. Among these employees were some of the greatest scientists to have ever lived. Included in this lot were Albert Einstein, Enrico Fermi, Richard Feynman, J. Robert Openheimer, and Harold Urey...'

And the public didn't know a thing about it...!??1!

200,000 people

Including the worlds most PRE-EMINENT scientists and

TONNES

AND

TONNES

of Paperwork...

NO LEAKS!!!

THE PUBLIC KNEW NOTHING!!!

 

 

 

 

And what about the US Governments B2 Stealth Bomber?!?!?

How many people worked on that project over how many years..?

How much

PAPERWORK

was generated in it's creation???

And how many people outside of the circle of people working on it knew it was going on...?

 

 

 

 

NONE!!!

 

 

 

 

There were rumours with

MUCH LESS

substantiation than those surrounding 9/11

But no-one leaked it

 

 

 

 

Then one day

WOULD YOU KNIT AND WEAVE IT!?!?

THERE IT WAS FLYING MISSIONS OVER IRAQ!?!?!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

When you have an

ENORMOUS

and well funded secret state apparatus as does the US

it's sadly very VERY possible to keep ENORMOUS criminal operations secret in the short term - it's been done many times before and will be done many times again...

 

 

 

 

For now the secrets are mostly safe - only a few people who were there on the day are speaking out...

The rest know that they're family and/or they will be killed if they talk...

 

 

 

 

But as with The Manhattan Project and the Stealth Bomber

as

MORE

and

MORE

documents become declassified and

MORE

and

MORE

of the people involved in 9/11 die and leave perhaps behind their memoirs

or

lose their fear

 

 

 

 

the REAL story will become clearer and clearer...

 

 

 

 

The video evidence that's already there for

ALL

to see will become more and better analysed and interpreted

 

 

 

 

More people will ask questions

The noose will

TIGHTEN...

And 9/11 will become as silly and easy to see

SHIT

as

the death of John F Kennedy

 

 

 

 

Then

we'll see which

Charlie

looks like the

THE EMPEROR OF PLUTO...

 

 

 

 

http://www.ae911truth.org/

http://pilotsfor911truth.org/

 

 

 

 

117

June 2nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

One thing I've been unsure about with regards to the ACTUAL events of 9/11 is

what caused the damage at The Penatgon

 

 

 

 

For a long time I've been sure it wasn't a Commercial Jet that caused the damage

The damage isn't in any way consistent with the damage caused by a jetliner that crash lands in the way alleged

Furthermore a crap amateur pilot who couldn't be trusted with a Cesana would be

INCAPABLE

of flying a jet liner in the manner and at the speed required to land the plane as it was reported to have landed...

 

 

 

 

No boss

If you do some basic research

It becomes BLATANTLY OBVIOUS that you can't fly a jetliner in that way and at that speed so close to the ground

AFTER

having pulled an

'incredible, sweeping 270-degree descending turn at 400+mph'...

 

 

 

 

No boss

Many EXPERIENCED COMMERCIAL JET PILOTS have said they would be personally unable to do the manouver - including a guy who had in his career, flown 2 of the ACTUAL planes allegedly involved in 9/11

So how in the hell could a guy who the '9/11 Conn-ission' state had NEVER flown a jetliner before...?!!?

http://pilotsfor911truth.org/

 

 

 

 

My bet has been it was initially a missile that struck

and then there was a second blast probably a planted bomb - which caused the building to collapse...

 

 

 

 

The thing that I can't however get past with the missile theory - is how come there aren't ANY eye witness accounts that say it was a missile..?!?

Why didn't people see it...?

And from where was it fired..?

 

 

 

 

Well...

I still have no clear idea on that

There are MANY eye witness account - the majroity that still say they 'think' it was a Commercial Jet

Many of them are made by Pentagon associated people...

 

 

 

 

My best guess on the missile's origins is that it either came up from under the lawn

was fired from a nearby building

or came off of the bottom of a plane that looked a lot like a jetliner

With the third perhaps being the most likely...

In time we'll probably find out...

 

 

 

 

One thing that struck me today

was that the Pentagon incident happened an hour after the WTC was hit by 2 planes

Within an hour an ABSURD level of people WORLDWIDE never mind in The US were watching their TVs

jaws on the floor from SHOCK AND AWE...

Who in the hell was looking out of their windows for missiles or planes or Donald Duck to hit the Pentagon...?

 

 

 

 

Of course the US Government could VERY EASILY put such idle speculation to sleep by releasing much MUCH more of the CCTV footage they have of the impact of

whatever in the fuck it

WAS

that hit the Pentagon...

 

 

 

 

But they ain't NEVER going to do that

because that would be

GAME OVER...

 

 

 

116

June 2nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

Playful good quality anarchy can rarely be beaten...

 

 

 

 

And the L-13 Light industrial Workshop does it with such GREAT aplomb and regularity

it's the only properly interesting

Art Gallery?

I know...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Showcasing the work of amongst others

Billy Childish (Produce of MULTITUDIONOUS varried work. Commercial aide to Kurt Cobain, Beck & Tracey Emin to name 3)

James Cauty (KLF, K Foundation BURNING MONEY ambient house)

Jamie Reid (Sex Pistols Iconic Artwork and Druidrian)

 

 

 

 

Each and every show is a guarantee of good BLAST!!!

 

 

 

 

But the L-13 doesn't rely on reputations or BIG names...

No boss

For me the brightest stars

are the artists known as Harry Adams formerly known as STOT21stCPlanB

(More on Harry later - I did a 2 hour interview with it's protagonists a month or 2 ago whilst dreadfully hungover and babbling that I'm in the process of cutely cutting into blog sized segments...)

 

 

 

 

But before I get onto them and their work...

 

 

 

 

Last night was the launch of James Marshall Cauty's first show for a few years

A RIOT IN A JAM JAR

Here's a sample...

FUCK FEES


APUTATION by the roadside

 

DEAD COP Carried High


HEADS UP - Fire Extinguisher Hits Its Target

 

PIGGY back

 

RED EXTINGUISHER on Policeman's Head

 

 

 

 

It's a GREAT SHOW!!!

Even the Daily Mall & Daily Torygraph quite politely covered it?!?!

And you can buy your bit of it HERE

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

when you go for a piss

and find 2 Police riot shields displaying public information and BEEP FLASHING STROBES

you can't feel short changed...

 

 

 

 

But what is so GREAT about the gallery isn't only the fine art and artists it supports and promotes

 

 

 

 

It's also the people who turn up to the shows...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Last night

There was James Cauty and his children

Other children

Regular faces

There was some peculiar German lady

who was very lurking

and quiet

and just plain strange

wearing headphones on an odd angle

who with no forewarning

HURLED!!!!!

her empty bottle of Kronenbourg into the road before quietly returning to her internal dialogue

pacing up and down

whilst I was trying to concentrate on a phone call about wine...

There was a few other almost UNBELIEVABLY strange folk

Liggers

And then there was some bloke i've seen pretty regularly on Fish Island for about 3 years but who have never talked too who told me that the SCUM landlords who run the art cabal of Fish Island pay to squat units HAVE FUCKED UP!!!

The Fire Department have been around and declared vast swathes of arty fish to be

EVICTED!!!

 

 

 

 

FUCK OFF ARTY SCUM!!!

THE OLYMPIAD IS COMING!!!

ABANDON YOUR SLUMMY CHEAP AS CHIPS SUBSTANDARD LIVING!!!

BREATHE THE CLEAN ART AIR OF KAPOOOOOOOOOOR!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Never ever a dull moment...

 

 

 

 

115

May 29th, 2011

 

 

 

 

I'M GETTING WAY BEHIND ON THIS BLOG!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I had planned to knock off a whole bunch I've half done

+

a few more when I was on the ward on that Medical Trial that never properly happened...

But then my daughters gammy eye caught up with me

and so I got bounced off the trial on the first day because I had to have eye drops that would complicate the results!?!

 

 

 

 

 

£2000 up in gooey eye residue and eye drops!?!?!?

Before I'd even got over my caffeine withdrawal...

SHIT!!!

 

 

 

 

SO

NO BLOGS DONE!!!

AND NO FUCKING LIQUID CASH TO KEEP MY NEAFRIOUS OPERATIONS ON THE FRONT FOOT!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Oh well....

I need to call Hammersmith Medicines Research again and get booked on to a new trial or else I'm gonna go

PUFFFFF!!!

Before the summer sun comes back for good...

 

 

 

 

You know they might sound scarry but Medical Trials

or 'rehab'

as i more often think of them

are most often a very interesting and profitable way to spend time.

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

To take part in these

One has to detox from caffeine

alcohol

and whatever else naughty things one might be doing

You have to do this to pass screening

and then again for 24 hours before you go onto the ward and sometimes in the gaps between your spells on and off the ward...

 

 

 

 

But that's not a bad thing...

GIVE THE LIVER A CHANCE!!!

etc

 

 

 

 

 

Then you go on the ward and you're basically paid a pretty decent ammount of cash to

LIE THERE

for days on end ignoring the various lazy nut jobs that share the ward

watch the nurses

and your health stats

and get on with whatever other shit you need to be doing

on the interweb

between the covers

(BOOK COVERS!!!)

 

 

 

 

Once or twice I've struggled with swalloing a GARGUNTUAN number of big dry pills before 8am

or been forced onto a propoganda war footing because of uncanny and unpleasant REAL LIFE Nazi in the bed opposite who honestly believed the Fuhrer to be a decent chap

But mostly it's very easy money...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

How many paid jobs don't potentially meddle with your long term health...?

 

 

 

 

Med Trials do at least let you run the risk without having to get out of bed...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

114

May 27th, 2011

 

 

 

 

ART PT 2

 

 

 

How did I get into Art School

knowing nothing about art

and having no ACTUAL interest in art..?

 

 

 

 

Well

The course I went on was best known for it's emphasis on Creative Writing

Yes boss

Up to 60% of your final work could be Creative Writing

And that was my

IN

 

 

 

 

At the time that course was one of the very few degree courses that had any element of Creative Writing

It was basically a forerunner and feeder course for the MA in Creative Writing at Norwich UAE

 

 

 

 

The game was....

If you got on well

kissed the correct teachers asses

wrote in a way and style in which they could deal

worked dilligently and professionally

you would get a good mark

and

if you so chose stand a

VERY GOOD chance of getting a place on the MA course run by Poet Laureat

Andrew (world in) Motion

 

 

 

 

If you got on that course and did all again as above

you'd then graduate with an almost CERTAIN promise of a

book deal with a major publisher...

(that you'd keep for a year or 2 before being dropped

to pursue a career as a teacher of Creative Writing)

 

 

 

 

Well

I never made it within a sailors moustache of that MA course

and neither did I have any interest in it...

I was unable to even do the lower league arselicking

and after finishing the first 3 year course

I had

ZERO

intention of either remaining in the UK or completing any further education...

 

 

 

 

I digress...

 

 

 

 

I say I got into Art School on the basis of my Creative Writing

But you know what..?

To get accepted onto the course - I didn't show them a

SINGLE

piece of my writing...

 

 

 

 

No boss

On the day of the interview

I had to get to Norwich from Oxford where I was studying Alternative Economics at Trade Union funded Ruskin College.

I got to the interview an hour or so late

And because I couldn't really be arsed to print anything out to show them

I went only armed with a print out of a list of titles of work that I was or had been engaged in...

 

 

 

 

It was a more or less COMPLETELY unintelligible document from my IBM 286 computer

That in no way constituted proof I was either the writer of the documents

or even if they were actual documents

let alone talented pieces of creative writing...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

It was one of those situations I had

NO

real interest in

I didn't want to do a degree and I didn't want to move to Norwich

 

But I didn't have a whole BIG bunch of other options

 

And so

I made a half hearted attempt at making it happen

expecting to (and mostly hoping to)

fail...

 

 

 

 

But I was accepted onto the course

Yes boss

I remember

GUSHING

a load of enthusiastic shit in the interview

About how I WAS AN EXCEPTIONAL TALENT!!!

 

 

 

 

The interviewer

the Hungarian Poet and Translator George Szirtes seemed convinced (that was about the only time he was EVER convinced by me)

and BOB was apparently my uncle...

 

 

 

 

And this is often the story of my life

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

 

 

 

 

Getting anywhere and doing anything really isn't simply a case of getting there and doing it

It's most often a case of being

LUCKY

and being able to

SPIN

a good and well informed yarn...

 

 

 

 

In a sense

Norman Tebbit was right

Progressing in material ife is all about

GETTING ON YOUR BIKE!!!

 

 

 

 

But you don't necessarily have

to pedal

right

to succeed

 

 

 

 

113

May 26th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Lance Armstrong is a PROPER BIG CUNT!!!

 

 

 

 

But he's also a man who's

 

 

 

 

RELENTLESS!!!

 

 

 

 

He will never quit...

 

 

 

 

Or admit guilt

 

 

 

 

Last year

by way of a business meeting

I interviewed Flavio Vanzella

 

 

 

 

Flavio was a professional cyclist for 10 years

He rode as a domestique for and against many of the very best cyclists of the 80's and 90s

Museuuw

Cipollini

Pantani

Indurain

He wore Yellow at the 1994 Tour de France

PROPER!!!

 

 

 

 

In between talking about his wines

I interviewed Vanzella about his cycling career

 

 

 

 

Flavio rode for and with Lance at Team Motorola

before Lance had cancer

before Lance became a

HOUSEHOLD NAME...

 

 

 

 

'So what is he like..?'

 

 

 

 

'He was even then completely determined...

If there was a

WALL

in between where he was and where he wanted to be - he would go through it...'

 

 

 

 

112

May 23rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

ART

PART 1

 

 

 

 

In my opinion

Art is mostly one DAMP FUCKING SQUIBBB!!!

Conceptual art in particular...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

The first time I went to a Conceptual Art show would have been The Haywood Gallery for a show by Yves Klein sometime in the early 1990s.

I was dragged there by my girlfriend of the time - she thought it and he was good and so I went because I had to play the game...

But at that point I had

ZERO

interest in art.

 

 

 

 

My family weren't artists, in fact my family didn't even approve of the idea of art unless it was a good well crafted portrait or scene or if it glorrified God.

 

 

 

 

My mum had and still has a few such pictures that she bought off a homeless guy who came into the day center she worked in in the St Marys area of Southampton.

The guy, who's name illudes me, but that might be Vic, was a professional forger.

He was EXCELLENT at his craft - to the degree that the painting he did of a moth convinced me day in day out it was in fact a photograph for a number of years....

Vic wasn't however good enough to evade capture and was locked up on more than one ooccasion for his forgeries

(exactly WHAT he got caught for forging I don't know)

 

 

 

 

In between jail time he led a life of vagrancy...

Yes boss in the spring and summer Vic was a vagrant in Southampton and in winter he and a few others would move down to the South Of France and be vagrants down there

Southampton gets parky in the winter...

 

 

 

 

Anyway

 

 

 

 

I went to this Yves Klein show.

It was made up of lots of VIBRANT GLOWING deep blue monochrome paintings using Kleins patented International Klein Blue.

There were some fire paintings, there were some made by way of dragging naked women through paint and then onto the canvas and then there was the picture of him

LEAPING INTO THE VOID!!!

I liked the guys balls - but seeing his ouvre didn't much inspire me to think about art.

 

 

 

 

And so after then

I never went back to any kind of an Art Gallery until I was accepted into Norwich School of Art & Design in the late 90s.

 

 

 

 

No boss

I did once buy a book on Yves Klein in order to try and impress an arty girl with my

DEEP AND WIDE

knowledge of art

but in reality art held ABSOLUTELY no interest for me.

I didn't look at it

think about it

or engage with it at all...

 

 

 

 

But then I ended up at Art College

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I applied to NSAD to do a Cultural Studies Degree in 1998 mostly because I couldn't face any more shitty washing up jobs.

What I needed at that point in my life was another 3 years of sitting on my ass smoking dope without having to get up at 6am and do someone elses washing up...

And so going to Art School to 'study' Creative Writing was an obvious choice

 

 

 

 

But shit...

I was going to ART SCHOOL knowing

NOTHING AT ALL (apart from Yves Kleins colour blue)

about art...

 

 

 

 

111

May 22nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

I've been in the occasional vicinity of Billy Childish this last 6 months...

 

 

 

 

He talks a lot

 

 

 

 

and most of what he talks is interesting

or just plain

sense

 

 

 

 

The thing I most remember is in this here video...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Very ambitious - but not in a small way...'

 

 

 

 

110

May 22nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This last 24 hours I have been labouring the point on my twitter...

 

 

 

 

But FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!!!

 

 

 

 

How is it possible for The President of The USA to present an obviously and easy to prove

FAKE

Birth Certificate

as being his own

REAL

Birth Certificate

on the White Houses very own website

WITHOUT MAINSTREAM MEDIA CRITIQUE...?!?!

 

 

 

 

WHY IS THIS NOT A SHIT STORM??!?!?

 

 

 

 

WHY HAS IT NOT BEEN REMOVED AND THE PRESIDENT PLACED UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR FRAUD?!?!?

 

 

 

 

WHY HAVE THE REPUBLICANS NOT USED IT TO INSTIGATE IMPEACHMENT?!?!

 

 

 

 

WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?

 

 

 

 

HAS THE MEDIA WORLD BECOME ONE OF COMPLETE AND TOTAL FANTASY?!?!?

 

 

 

 

I REPEAT...

 

 

 

 

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?

 

 

 

 

 

109

May 21st, 2011

 

 

 

 

Well boss

It looks like Lance Armstrongs bolt has been shot

at about the same time as the US's bolt

is

being shot

 

 

 

They'll both roll about and argue

and play cheap shitty games

for quite a long time yet...

 

 

 

 

But they're both finished in any meaningful sense.

 

 

 

 

And for me

the 2 are 1 and the same

ball game.

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

The tactics

style

and substance

are the same.

 

 

 

 

'WE'RE FREEDOM!!! WE'RE GOOD!!! WE'RE GOD!!!'

(don't even THINK about fucking with us...)

 

 

 

 

Why no questions...?

 

 

 

 

Because Lance and The US are bullies

simple

MEAN

easy to read

BULLIES

full stop

.

 

 

 

 

They give the appearance of being

'HEYYYYY!!! I'M NICE!!! I'm working for the GREATER good...LOOK AT MY CHARITY!!! JUST LOOK AT THE FREEDOM!!! AND DON'T FORGET THE SMILES ON THE CHILDRENS FACES!!!'

 

 

 

 

And yet they are in fact

VICIOUS NASTY SELF SERVING CUNTS...

 

 

 

 

They take a few hostages

'FREEDOM!!! ANTI-CANCER!!! CLEAN SPORT!!! DEMOCRACY!!! NAIVETY!!! TERROR!!!'

 

 

 

 

And trade on them...

 

 

 

 

'OHHHHH!!! OK THEN!!!!'

'I LOOOOOOVE YOU!!! USA!!! USA!!! MICKEY MOUSE!!! I BEAT DEATH!!! GOD SAVE THE USOFA!!! HOPE RIDES AGAIN!!!'

 

 

 

 

It's a bullshit...

 

 

 

 

And it's coming down

at a pace...

 

 

 

 

To be replaced by another

quite possibly worse version...

 

 

 

 

108

May 19th, 2011

 

 

 

 

HERE'S MY TAKE!!!

 

 

 

 

The US has

SHOT IT'S BOLT!!!

 

 

 

 

IT'S A DEAD EMPIRE WALKING!!!

 

 

 

 

It's so far in the hock to China it's cashing next weeks wages at

The Money Store

 

 

 

 

China is biding it's time...

 

 

 

 

It's not into wars with GAY abandon on irrelevant countries

 

 

 

 

As my business associate Lorenzo told me earlier today...

 

 

 

 

China isn't really into whine

IT'S INTO HARD LIQUOR!!!

 

 

 

 

 

107

May 16th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

I'm reading the Official 9/11 Report

 

 

 

 

'The 9/11 Commission Report'

 

 

 

 

34 pages in

I find I'm mostly convinced by the data of how and when the planes came to be hijacked and flown into their targets...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I find it COMPLETELY plausible that 3 of the 4 planes could evade being shot down in the short ammount of time between Take Off and hitting their targets.

The 'Transponders' were turned off leaving Air Traffic Control guessing as to where they were headed?!?!

It's unreasonable to suggest that Air Traffic Control woke up that morning thinking

'I BET SOME BUNCH OF TOWEL HEADED RELIGIOUS NUTTER CUNTS ARE GONNA FLY PLANES INTO THE WTC & THE PENTAGON!!!'

 

 

 

 

NO!!!

 

 

 

 

They woke up thinking

'Here we go...another day at the office...'

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Having worked in Britains NEWEST nuclear power station

WITHOUT an address

and WITH a Criminal Record for environmental protest

in a time of what was supposed to be

TOP SECURITY!!!

I know that what might seem to be a

FULL PROOF BEACON OF SAFETY!!!

NORAD NEADS etc

is more often likely to be an organisation run by lazy

regular

jobsworths who aren't naturally looking

OUTSIDE

of the box...

 

 

 

 

This said...

 

 

 

 

In these first 34 pages

there are 2 things that trouble me...

 

 

 

1: The VERY first line of the Preface

'WE PRESENT THE NARRATIVE of this report and recommendations that flow from it  to the President of the United States, the United States Congress, and the American people for their consideration.'

 

 

The 'NARRATIVE'

?!?!?

in CAPITALS?!?

 

 

 

2: 'To our knowledge none of them had ever flown an actual airliner before'

 

 

 

 

PRETTY GOOD AMATEURS!!!

 

 

 

 

 

106

May 14th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Today I had a very pleasant

(though little windy)

day in and around Fish Island

 

 

 

 

This morning it was at the Gainsboroug Childrens Center in Hackney Wick

pretending to be a

PERFECTLY NORMAL PARENT!!!

on the fun day...

 

 

 

 

I just about got by

even though a helicopter was continually circling and fake attacking the Olympic Village...

 

 

 

 

Towards the end of the morning

Dan from the

REMARKABLE ELECTRONICALVISUAL ACT

Sculpture

appeared with his daughter..

 

 

 

 

I was very pleased to see him...

 

 

 

 

And so we took our respective kids acrosss the park

to the (pretend) POSH Victoria Park Villaggge

 

 

 

 

Dan had fish and chips

and the kids

i SCREEAAMMMMMMED!!!!

beer in the park

and home

and tea

 

 

 

 

And so

I latterly wandered back to my own personal DUNGEON!!!

on the way picking up the post...

 

 

 

 

The post weren't much good...

 

 

 

 

Taliban Hamlets Council letter dated 5th May...

 

 

 

 

NOTICE OF LIABILITY ORDER

(Do not ignore this letter)

You must pay £703.33 in full within seven days or I will pass your account to our bailiffs.

 

 

 

 

BUT WE APPLIED FOR THE 5 YEAR AMNESTY ON BUSINESS RATES YOU FUCKING BUFFOONS?!?!?

NO WONGER FOR 5 YEARS BECAUSE OF THE OLYMPIC DREAM AND BUSINESS AND MONEY!!!???

 

 

 

 

I got into the dungeon and looked at my email...

 

 

 

 

URGENT : Overdue Web Hosting Payments

 

 

 

 

Turns out I owe $195 because I haven't paid my hosting since December 26th??!?

I'm not thorough on accounting

I thought paypal was looking after it..!??

 

 

 

 

Then there's the psyops wars with the laddylords

and

the outstanding bar bill

and the LATE Harmonicande V Ltd Years End Accounts

and the other £50,000

to a bunch of cunts in the banks...

 

 

 

 

But you know what...?

 

 

 

 

I HAVE NO PROPER FEAR!!!

 

 

 

 

The archive is sound

the work goes on....

 

 

 

 

I WILL PREVAIL!!!

 

 

 

 

105

May 14th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Seeing as though this last week I've spent VAST portions of time analysing the

FATCHA BULLSHIT THEORIES

surrounding the alleged death of

PINKO MONSTER BIN LADEN...

I've decided that this evening

(rather than attending to my forever worsening financial plight - more on this in the next blog)

to run down a bunch of the most IFFY deaths/world events and give a de facto

%

BULLSHIT RATING on the accepted narrative!!!

along with a comment or 2 on each...

 

 

 

 

HERE WE GO!!!

 

 

 

 

JFK SHOT TO DEATH

Accepted Narrative - Oswald Mosely DUN IT!!!

BULLSHIT RATING : 98% : PULL THE OTHER ONE!!!

 

PRINCESS DIANA

Accepted Narrative - Car Accident, Ambulance owned and run by snails, CCTV on a PERFECTLY NORMAL!!! Bank Holiday

BULLSHIT RATING : 72% : No Royals at the Inquest?!?! Too many flukes and accidents of the state on one night and in the weeks after for no questions to be asked...

 

MICHAEL JACKSON

Accepted Narrative - The Drugs Worked All Too Well

BULLSHIT RATING : 58% : They might well have done so - but who was behind the needle..? (I have good inside info on this one - a good source very close to Jacko in the months before his death, a long term friend of a close associate of mine)

 

9/11

Accepted Narrative - DIRTY FUCKING A-RABS who weren't capable of flying small Cesanas MAGICALLY became able to fly JETLINERS like fighter pilots - but not so well they couldn't miss The Pentagon, 2 ENORMOUS Towers (which collapsed into their own footprint at demolition speed) or some hicks field in somewhere elseville...

BULLSHIT RATING : 82% : There's way too much to this one for it to be as told - far too many questions that don't fit the cod report. I don't yet know who or why - but I don't think bin Laden acted alone...

 

DOCTOR DAVID KELLY

Accepted Narrative - WALTER MITTY TOPPED HIMSELF BECAUSE HE FELT BAD ABOUT STICKING HIS HIGH HEEL UP THE ASS OF ALICE THE CUNT CAMEL AND TIMMY BLIAR!!!

BULLSHIT RATING : 94% : TOPPED in an attempt to save New Labours sins...

 

MADELINE MCCANN

Accepted Narrative - Disappeared without trace whilst warm and loving parents were eating Tapas

BULLSHIT RATING : 62% : Haven't read that much on it, but feel very wary everytime a 'killing' 'disappearance' feels like an ad campaign...

 

OSAMA BIN LADEN

Accepted Narrative - Killed on May 1st 2011 by a bunch of seals who don't understand the importance of torturing and parading the worlds most wanted man and instead decide he'd do better

BOBBING ABOUT

in the ocean?!?!?

BULLSHIT RATING : 100% : COMPLETE FLAWED POORLY CONSTRUCTED PR KAKA!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

104

May 12th, 2011

 

 

 

 

I'm LOVING prisonplanet.com at the moment....

 

 

 

 

In the past

I've been a little wary of the

NEEEEEEED

to find a

'THEY'RE OUT TO GET YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!'

angle...

 

 

 

 

But just now

when the mainstream media is a

BIG

 

'YES BOSS!!!!'

 

advert

for whatever comes out of BAMMY BALLS OBAMA's mouth

as he explains away a forever changing

cheap shitty publicity stunt...

 

 

 

 

I find their cynicism

searching

curiosity

to find some proper and more

REAL

answers

 

 

 

 

to be refreshing...

 

 

 

 

 

103

May 11th, 2011

 

 

 

 

'The riders of LEOPARD TREK wish to communicate that they will leave the Giro d’Italia as of tonight, following the tragic accident of their teammate and friend Wouter Weylandt.'

 

 

 

 

At the risk of being TOTALLY out of line...

I'm going to have to say I'm disappointed in this decision.

 

 

 

 

I've certainly never met or known Wouter

I've never even really noticed him in races

but I was watching the Giro LIVE

and was shocked and stunned in a way I'm not often by the death of someone with whom I have no personal conection

Wouters death was tragic

upsetting

unbelievable

and brutal.

 

 

 

 

How it must now be for those closer

family

team mates

friends

soigneurs

I can't begin to imagine...

 

 

 

 

So

I'm not for one minute suggesting it's an easy time for his team

or it's riders

or that it would have been easy to have continued in the race

and taken it seriously...

 

 

 

 

But for me

going home to mull and be with family isn't the way to deal with something so mean

rough

and

tragic

 

 

 

 

No boss

In 1995 Fabio Casartelli died in very similar circumstances at the Tour de France

The next day the other riders in the team and the peloton staged a very similar tribute as did the team and peloton yesterday

But the Motorolla team rode on

and 3 days later a young pre-cancer Lance Armstrong won the stage into Limoges

Arms aloft

pointing to the sky in memory of Casartelli

 

 

 

 

Lance turned his

pain and RAGE!!! at death

into

VICTORY!!!

 

 

 

 

Now you can say what you like (i often do) about Lance's

character

his doping

his mis-use of cancer

and his charitable work to cover it.

 

But dope or no dope

Lance is a champion and a WINNER!!!

A man with relentless drive and determination

a

FIGHTER!!!

 

 

 

 

Some

Many

will say it's only appropriate and respectful

that Leopard Trek now go home

That in such times riding a stupid bike to win things no longer matters

That it's a sign of progress that men now go home

spend time with and grieve with their families

rather than toughing it out in their gang...

 

 

 

 

But for me it's soft

almost cowardly...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

One of the things that's always attracted me to cycling was it's toughness

Riders as WARRIORS!!!

TOUGH MEN!!!

Who's job it is to BEAT THE CRAP out of one another

without weapons

 

 

 

 

When death strikes

as it always will from time to time

tributes should be made as they were yesterday

But the day after

those affected should get up

and turn their grief and anger into

VICTORY!!!

 

 

 

 

A BIG

'FUCK YOU!!!'

to death

 

 

 

 

Not give in

and go home...

 

 

 

 

 

102

May 10th, 2011

 

 

 

 

What's in the news today..?

 

 

 

 

Noddy found in BDSM dungeon with Big Ears...?

Nelly The Elephant never ACTUALLY packed her trunk..?

Night Gardens 'Upsy Daisy' in affair with Cabinet Minister..?

 

 

 

 

The BIG news of my day thus far is this email from Ebay...

 

 

 

 

'You've chosen the safe way to shop - 4 Puffa Fish,'

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I have decided it's finally time to shake up my

Official Staff...

 

 

 

 

THINGS HAVE GOTTEN STALE!!!

IT'S TIME TO HIRE AND FIRE!!!

 

 

 

 

So

the first new face in is...

THE OFFICIAL SYCOPHANT TO PAUL GIOVANNI £RD

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

in these days of silent complicity I've realised I needed to add an

'Official Sycophant'

to the staff

 

 

 

 

 

'The Official Sycophant'

needs to be

a team player who's going to look

fat

smiley

and agree

WITH EVERYTHING I SAY!!!

 

 

 

 

NO QUESTIONS!!!

JUST COMPLICIT OBEDIENT NICEY SMILEY SILENCE!!!

 

 

 

 

So please extend a warm welcome to...

BOBBY!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

101

May 9th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Struggling to get my head around todays cycling death in the Giro...

 

 

 

 

I was watching the race LIVE online in Italian

 

 

 

 

It seemed to be something of an inconsequential stage

an opportunity for a breakaway perhaps?

or a last minute escape?

or a whittled down bunch sprint...?

 

 

 

 

The sun was shining

another middling stage in a race set to become unreasonable later on...

 

 

 

 

These kind of stages always have crashes and often quite a few

and so did this...

 

 

 

 

The usual crashes of not much consequence

 

 

 

 

and then

a

 

BUMP

 

kind of a feeling...

 

 

 

 

My attention was slightly distracted

The commentators voices changed

and there was a red flag

 

 

 

 

I had the idea a rider had crashed and then been run over by a following vehicle...?

something was very abrupt

 

 

 

 

The camera stops

the team vehicles come around and move on

there's a desperate

EMERGENCY

feel to things

 

 

 

 

the cameraman approachs close a lifeless body on the road...

 

 

 

 

Bike nowhere to be seen

heart monitor chest strap snapped

flat face

blood coming out of the nose

no sign of life

limp

 

 

 

 

He looks dead

 

 

 

 

The camera quickly pulled away

it looked to be very bad

lifeless

hopeless

 

 

 

 

I've since watched the footage back time and time again

part fascinated

part sunk horrified

morbid

 

IS THIS IT?

 

 

 

 

Weylandt, 26, leaves his girlfriend An Sophie, who is pregnant with the couple's first child

 

 

 

 

R.I.P

 

 

 

 

100

May 9th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Today

 

 

 

 

I am sat on the balcony of my old flat

 

 

 

 

It's a touch breezy

and the cat has just done it's morning crap in a giant flowerpot instead of in it's litter tray

 

 

 

 

Micio Meowwwwww positioned himself so it looked from the angle I was at

as if he was merely sitting waiting for the sun...

 

 

 

 

He kept eye contact with me throughout and only when I saw his

eye wincing concentration

'I am having a crap...'

face

did I realise his game...

 

 

 

 

He of course knew FULL WELL he was doing wrong...

He'd just watched me clean out his 'fresh 2 days ago litter

having done a dummy 'false flag' run

that suggested he'd already done his mornings business...

 

 

 

 

And so

the minute he finished in the flowerpot

he RAN inside...

 

 

 

 

And I chased him around the flat

eventually cornering him...

 

 

 

 

Cat disciplined

 

 

 

 

I sat again on the balcony and watched a small orange digger

knock down a nice brick wall.

 

 

 

 

The wall is toppled

And now a bigger yellow digger with a Captain Hook hand is filling the open frontage with large pre-formed concrete blocks

 

 

 

 

Enough already

 

 

 

 

The cat has flies to kill

and I'm going to fix the cupboard...

 

 

 

 

 

99

May 8th, 2011

 

 

 

 

ROLL UP!!! ROLL UP!!!

 

 

 

 

http://www.twitter.com/IAMGIOVANNI3RD

 

 

 

 

BLOG NETWORKING ONLY!!!

NO RANDOM SHOUTING CLUTTERING YOUR TIMELINE!!!

PLEASE DO

RETWIT

RETWEET

RETWAT

RETIT

RETAT

 

 

 

!!!

 

 

 

 

98 PROBLEMS AND THE DAILY MAIL AIN'T 1....

May 7th, 2011

97

May 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

HOW ON EARTH CAN I NOT BE A SOCIOPATH???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I DEMAND A RE-COUNT!!!

 

 

 

96

May 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

WHAT IN THE FUCK ONLY 40%!??!?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!

 

 

 

 

95

May 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Are you a Sociopath...?

 

 

 

 

CLICK THE IMAGE TO FIND OUT!!!

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

94

May 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Since I've been aware of the concept of Mental Illness

I've often looked at which ones I might suffer from...

 

 

 

 

And so

in my time

I reckon I can lay a claim on almost all of them...

 

 

 

 

Well, today I feel sure I can add a new one to the list...!!!

 

 

 

 

YES BOSS!!!

I AM CLEARLY A SOCIOPATH!!!

 

 

 

 

Profile of the Sociopath

(Some of the common features of descriptions of the behavior of sociopaths)

 

 

 

 

* Glibness and Superficial Charm

* Manipulative and Conning They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

* Grandiose Sense of Self Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."

* Pathological Lying Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

* Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

* Shallow Emotions When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

* Incapacity for Love

* Need for Stimulation Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.

* Callousness/Lack of Empathy Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.

* Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.

* Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

* Irresponsibility/Unreliability Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.

* Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.

* Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

* Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.

 

 

 

 

 

Other Related Qualities:

1. Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
2. Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
3. Authoritarian
4. Secretive
5. Paranoid
6. Only rarely in difficulty with the law, but seeks out situations where their tyrannical behavior will be tolerated, condoned, or admired
7. Conventional appearance
8. Goal of enslavement of their victim(s)
9. Exercises despotic control over every aspect of the victim's life
10. Has an emotional need to justify their crimes and therefore needs their victim's affirmation (respect, gratitude and love)
11. Ultimate goal is the creation of a willing victim
12. Incapable of real human attachment to another
13. Unable to feel remorse or guilt
14. Extreme narcissism and grandiose
15. May state readily that their goal is to rule the world

(The above traits are based on the psychopathy checklists of H. Cleckley and R. Hare.)

 

 

 

 

WOOF!!! WOOF!!! WOOF!!!

psychology

 

 

 

 

93

May 6th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Click the picture for the Prison Planet archive thus far from Steve Pieczenik...

 

 

 

 

Very certainly worth a listen...

 

 

 

92

May 6th, 2011

 

 

 

 

The below 2 radio interviews are the kind of thing I like to see and hear and engage with when a world event occurs....

 

 

 

 

In this case

when there are so MANY absurdities to the real and actual account

of the alleged no corpse death of

Osama bin Laden

YOU HAVE TO ASK QUESTIONS!!!

 

 

 

 

This isn't to say I necessarily vouch for the individuals or what they're saying.

 

 

 

 

Like you

I don't know them from Eve

They could just as easily be CIA people as anyone else

They could be helping to spread confusion and doubt.

Their agenda could be to return the Republicans to power by discrediting and derailing Obama...

 

 

 

 

But it is to say that the natural and most sensible thing for an intelligent person to do when a bunch of

YAHOOOOOOOOS!!!

can't get a story straight is to

question and examine it

To look at all possible angles

before you start waving flags and chanting

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

 

 

 

 

With Steve Pieczenik

The subtext of what he's saying with this idea of a

2nd American Revolution

seems almost to be that he advocates US Military Rule...

That Civilian Governments can't be trusted

aren't very bright

and are ultimately untrustworthy...

 

 

 

 

Furthermore

He suggests that the military are just following orders

And that they'd almost be better at defining policy by their nature..!!??

 

 

 

 

Paul Craig Roberts

Asks a lot of good questions and he seems to do so in a true spirit of curiosity that's all too irregular with the mainstream media...

I like his inquisitive mind...

 

 

 

 

But perhaps one of the things I find most perplexing about these tapes is the host Alex Jones...!?!

Is it not a wierd thing that from being

INCREDIBLY SUPER SHOUTY AGGRESSIVE SUPREMELY FUCKING HOSTILE!!!

to anyone who disagrees with him...

He so easily and quickly becomes an

all agreeing

aggrandising

all agreeing

sycophantic

aggrandising

puppy

the minute a BIG name from the government/media starts agreeing with him..?

 

 

 

 

Don't get me wrong

I like the

SHOUTY MOTHERFUCKER!!!

But you can't start tying bells on media outlets

or administration figures

every time they agree with you

you can't

SUDDENLY

loose your teeth like that

roll over and be scratched...

 

 

 

 

We are told Steve Pieczenik is a GRAND MASTER OF PSYOPS?!?!

And so in these interviews I am wondering who is being psyoped...

In these and other interviews he talks of how he dislikes characters who are narcissistic and who self aggrandize...

He gives this scoop to

 

Alex Jones on

The Alex Jones Show

 

 

 

 

Pieczenik then boasts about his involvement in 8 wars

Noriega

8 wars

Grenada

But now that he's saying what Jones wants to hear

Alex Jones offers

NO CRITIQUE

just rolls on his back

belly up...

 

 

 

 

For me Pieczenik does a pretty good number on Jones in exposing his critical limitations and his narcissism...

 

 

 

 

All this said

I find the views in these interviews

and the views of Jones

to be far more likely to be close to the mark on this Bin Laden thing than any of the

HORSECRAP

that's dripping out of anywhere else...

 

 

 

 

 

91

May 6th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

90

May 6th, 2011

 

 

 

 

89

May 6th, 2011

 

 

 

 

OK!!! THAT'S IT NOW!!!

 

 

 

 

OBAMA BIN LADEN HAS LAID A REEF AT GROUND ZERO!!!

 

 

 

 

The firefighters know he's got THEIR BACKS!!!

 

 

 

 

NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!

 

 

 

 

THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!

 

 

 

 

GO BACK IN YOUR DOORS

PUT YOUR GOGGLE BOX ON

 

 

 

 

USA USA USA!!!

 

 

 

 

 

88

May 5th, 2011

 

 

 

 

'HERE'S TOM WITH THE SPORT!!!'

 

 

 

 

87

May 4th, 2011

 

 

 

 

i of course

know

nothing...

 

 

 

But I do believe this last week to have been one

of

more or less endless

made up

PROPER

GANDERRRR

 

BULLSHIT!!!

 

 

 

 

86

May 4th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Old Schoooooooo...

 

 

 

 

85

May 4th, 2011

 

 

 

 

They dug Pope John Paul 3rd

UP

 

 

 

 

n'all...

 

 

 

 

84

May 4th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Endless lies...

 

 

 

 

83

May 2nd, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

ERRRRRMMMMM

 

 

 

 

RMMMMMMMM RMMMMMMMMMM

 

 

 

 

SIMPLETONS!!!

 

 

 

 

 

82

May 1st, 2011

 

 

 

 

Here's some thoughts on the Royal Wedding...

 

 

 

 

EXPERTS AND DESIGNERS!!!

AND EVEN YOU FUCKING PLEBS

RING THE BELLS!!!

 

 

 

 

The Royal Family have fallen some distance in recent years and this big SWANNY has done something to ebb that trend...

But to gain that ground

they've had to allow a few celebs and a few known gays into the Abbey...

THEY EVEN HAD TO ADMIT A COMMONER

TO THEIR COOL

BOSOM...?

 

 

 

 

A commoner..?

 

 

 

 

Nahh...

I don't see Katy has anything much to do with the common man.

She has her Middleton name

and so she is very middle of the town

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Katy is a symbol of the COMPLETE DOMINANCE of the Middle Class

The Middle Order who mostly run things these days...

have now get a boring old elbow into

 

 

 

 

The Palace

 

 

 

 

Now the Aristos are something of a comedic side show

kept on for the simple reason they're dug in

and can't be easily blown out...

 

 

 

 

My guess is 1 of 2 things will happen to Katy now

 

 

 

 

She'll disappear up her own ass and become another distant puppet momento of our theatrical past...?

 

 

 

 

Or

 

 

 

 

She'll begin sweeping out the cobwebs

and bring 'The Germans' in from their blissful ignorance of the world

 

 

 

 

They'll become

modern

and perhaps even relevant...

Some of the POMP will go...

 

 

 

 

HERRR HUNDDSSSS

will become more acceptable

more normal

and subtle

 

dulllllllll

 

and

 

middle of the

road...

 

 

 

 

 

81

May 1st, 2011

 

 

 

 

And here's Interview 4...

 

 

 

 

Both concern my fun with photos...

 

 

 

 

80

May 1st, 2011

 

 

 

 

OK...

I'm about to get my STEAM HEAD UP AGAIN!!!

 

 

 

 

Starting with the latest 2 interviews of me by my Official Short Clone...

 

 

 

 

CLICK HERE FOR INTERVIEW 3!!!

 

 

 

 

79

April 14th, 2011

 

 

 

 

This one's pretty good 'n all...

 

 

 

 

Empty Quality street tin, 4 pairs of foam insoles, new cool bag with 'Total' yoghurt logo on, new 10ml Weleda birch cellulite oil, Nelsons arnica 6c tablets expires 06/11 part used.

Near DLR Devons Rd

No mobiles please won't call back on one.

 

 

 

 

78

April 14th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Here's the best Freecycle Posting I've seen for quite a while...

 

 

 

 

3 Magazines/Journal from Optimum Population Trust

 

Count and Figure it out-Basic Numeracy skills pack for young children

 

Rockets & Missiles book- Pub 1979!!!

 

Miracle Soups- 70 soup recipes

 

Snowflake Bingo- laminated game I got off internet, helps child

 

 

 

 

ROLL UP!!! ROLL UP!!!

 

 

 

 

 

77

April 5th, 2011

 

 

 

I understand less and less about this Libyan situation as time goes on...

 

 

 

 

Gadaffi has survived most losses and his tanks are hiding..?

The alt.libyan army have only ever had a few thousand makeshift soldiers!?!?

2/3rds of Gadaffis army is defeated..!??!

 

 

 

 

A NO FLY ZONE

=

BASIC FUCKING WAR?!?!

 

 

 

 

We want the end of civilian casualties...

BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA KILL THE BIG GUY!??!!?

 

 

 

 

And get this...?

 

 

 

 

The Alt.Libyan Government are complaining that Nato/UN isn't doing their job properly..?!??

 

 

 

 

That takes some BALLS!!!!

If Nato/The UN had done nothing the Alt.Libyan govt wouldn't even be

talking

now...

 

 

 

 

And if they leave...???

 

 

 

 

It'll be business as usual for the cunty colonel and his half bastard sons...

 

 

 

 

This is a

BONKERS

revolution

and a

CRAZY

crusading intervention...

 

 

 

 

 

76

April 1st, 2011

 

 

 

 

Today my daughter

KICKED THE CAT IN THE HEAD!!!

 

 

 

 

She was in a funny mood

 

 

 

 

She took an air kick in his general direction...

 

 

 

 

'She didn't mean that...'

I thought

'it's OK'

 

 

 

 

She looked at me with an element of slyyyyyy

then

 

 

 

 

KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD!!!

 

 

 

 

 

75

April 1st, 2011

 

 

 

 

By way of the wine I saw a talk last night...

 

 

 

 

It was Grayson Perry chatting with a Psychoanalyst

(and then later i saw Carlos from Columbia

on how he came from Columbia

to Spain

as an illegal to England

to now working for Islington Council...)

 

 

 

 

In brief my thoughts on Grayson Perry are...

 

 

 

 

WONDERFUL LAUGH!!!

Very dirty

THICK AND SPONTANEOUS!!!

 

 

 

And..?

 

 

 

 

Mr Perry is clearly very into myth making

and the creation of idols and shrines.

He's aiming to turn his childhood teddy

Alan Measels

into a GOD!!!

 

 

 

 

I like this kind of behaviour

Grayson Perry is ALL about creating his own world

with it's own mythology

and

heroes

 

 

 

 

He doesn't subscribe to regulation myths and current gods

or

considered and sensible ways to behave in public

 

 

 

 

It's all good stufff...

 

 

 

 

Quotes of the night:

 

 

Question from the audience: 'Do you believe in God..?'

Grayson Perry: 'No'

 

'I was cycling the other day - in a dress,  it was on a Boris Bike I think, and a woman drew up alongside in a car and said 'I like your tapestry''

 

'Kinky sex is just sugar coated trauma'

(or something similar I wasn't recording it...)

 

 

 

 

74

April 1st, 2011

 

 

 

 

Oddbins has gone into administration...

The most interesting thing about this is

WHO

it was that forced administration...

 

 

 

HMRC

 

 

 

The Taxman

 

 

 

I find this to be ASTONISHING!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

For each bottle of wine Oddbins has sold throughout it's 40

odd

years in business

the Taxman will have taken somewhere in the region of £2 (in todays money)...

 

 

 

 

That's just excise

wine tax...

NOT including the NI & Tax paid by them and their employees

NOT including Corporation Tax

NOT even including VAT

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Dealers in alcohol pay

MINBOGGLING ammounts of tax

In fact my guess would be that for every £1 Oddbins has turned over

60-70p will have gone to the taxman

one way or another...

 

 

 

 

There's no pleasing some people...

 

 

 

 

 

73

March 31st, 2011

 

 

 

 

I was doing just such a wine art event this last Monday...

 

 

 

 

It was for a small private dealership called Orion Contemporary who found us at last years Fine Wine Fair in Chelski Town Hall...

The show in question was located in a small Private Gallery called Fiumano Fine Art on Connaught Street just off Edgware Road W2

The show is a combination of the artists being promoted by the dealership + some Damian Hirst, Chris Ofili & Andy Warhol prints...

 

 

 

 

Well...

The Friday before this show started I delivered some of the wine in a large suitcase by way of bus Numbers  8, 73 & 6

 

 

 

 

Walking the last 50 meters dragging the 'FASHION' suitcase on it's one remaining wheel

(it had 3 when I left Fish Island)

I passed a couple of coppers with

MACHINE GUNS!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

they were hanging about on a street corner looking for trouble

as would disaffected youths...

 

 

 

 

I stopped beside them with the suitcase and had a look at why they might be there...?

There was nothing obvious other than some very LARGE houses...

I imagined one of them probably belonged to Colonel Gaddafis

DEFECTED

half brother...

I replied

'Good Afternoon'

to their

'Good Afternoon'

and continued on my way...

 

 

 

 

On Monday

I was heading back to the gallery with the rest of the wine

and the ice for the opening...

 

 

 

 

With my suitcase no longer functioning

and with my Ikea sack truck at another gallery

I resorted to a black cab for the last couple of miles...

 

 

 

 

Unable to remember the name of the road I was going to

I was directing the taxi driver...

 

 

 

 

After some misunderstandings I was finally able to say

'AHHHH yes this is it, around this square and then left at the top...'

 

 

 

 

'Tony Blair lives here'

The Taxi driver said as we passed Number 29 Connaught Square

and then the

MACHINE GUN COPPERS

still loitering on the corner...

 

 

 

 

We turned left...

'He has 2 guarding the front and there's another 2 in this mews guarding the back...' the driver said pointing down a small mews street called Archery Close...

 

 

 

 

Wine delivered

I had a coupla hours to kill before the show was to start

and so I set about having a look around Bliars hood...

 

 

 

 

Here follows 2 strange things I noticed...

 

 

 

 

1

Edgware Road and the immediate environs of Bliars house is about as Arabic and Middle Eastern an area as exists in London...

WHAT?!?!

TONY BLIAR MOVING INTO A MIDDLE EASTERN HEARTLAND AND SETTING UP HIS OWN PERSONAL FEIFDOM GUARDED BY MACHINE GUNS?!?!?

TELL ME IT ISN'T TRUE!!!

HOW VERY OUT OF CHARACTER!!!

 

 

 

 

2

There's an Iraqi restaurant not 50 yards away from Bliars front door...

NO SHIT!!!

Do you reckon he throws a few bombs at it from his back balcony every now and then, to add authenticity...?

'AIRSTRIKE ON LE CHEF MASGOUF PLEASE!!!'

Perhaps he visits the ruins to eat..?

'Ah yes, in REAL terms, I'll have the fried Kurds liver and a WHIZZZZZZZZZZZBANG!!! sandwich please...?'

 

 

 

 

Truth is always stranger than fiction...

 

 

 

 

 

72

March 31st, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

After a year of learning the business and navigating an almost absurd number of

natural

man

and

woman

made disasters

our wine business Harmonicande Vintners Ltd is finally finding it's groove...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Gone is the ecommerce website - hacked to bits by computer naughties...

Gone is the regular large volume though loss making still wine trade to The Soho Theatre Bar...

Gone is most of the start up money...

And

Gone is the mouse in the toaster in the offic - NO HE'S STILL HERE!!!

 

 

 

 

And the groove...?

Winotic Mice...?

Simply drinking it...?

 

 

 

 

No boss...

Art shows.

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Art and Wine are about as synonomus as

Cheese and Wine

and so without even making much effort

we've found ourselves particularly well suited to supplying wine to artists and art galleries

 

 

 

 

It's an easy gig...

Prior to the start of a new art show there's a Private View

The aim of a PV is to give potential buyers a chance to look at and buy the art before the

OI POLLOI

are allowed in to say

'LOOKS LIKE A LOAD OF OLD CRAP TO ME!!!'

 

 

 

 

Drinks are most normally bought by the gallery and/or sponsorred and then served for FREE to the punters...

 

 

 

 

And so

We sell the wine to the gallery

I then turn up with it

in a taxi

and hang around the Private Views

looking at the fine art

the fine women

serving

drinking

and working it all out...

 

 

 

 

It's working very well...

 

 

 

 

 

71

March 26th, 2011

 

 

 

 

I don't buy this NO CUTS/NO LESS MONEY/ NO MORE NOTHING MUCH WE DON'T LIKE!!! March

that happened today in London...

 

 

 

 

Here's why...

 

 

 

 

The one thing to be learnt from the last 2 months in the Middle East is that you get

ZERO FUCKING CHANGE!!!

unless you're preparred to sacrifice both everything you have

and

everything you don't have...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Egypt won it's war with

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

because THOUSANDS of people were preparred to sacrifice their

LIVES

what little wealth they

HAD

thier

FREEDOM

their

SANITY

and thier

HOPE and STRENTGH

for the future

if they failed...

 

 

 

 

Similarly the Libyan people

will WIN their war with

TENT MAD MOOOOO KAAA KAAA MAN

because they have lost their

FEAR!!!

 

They are preparred to DIE

to the last man

woman

and

child

to engender

CHANGE!!!

(and they have AIR BIG BOMBING support)

 

 

 

 

And this current movement in the UK...?

 

 

 

 

To be positive...

It's VERY good to see people KICKING UP

a little...

 

 

 

 

But it is

 

a little...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

The problem with the UK is it's way

WAY

WAY

tooooo comfrotable to really understand the idea of

SACRIFICE

and SUFFERING

as is understood by countries who think a bag of rice for a month is

a

JOY!!!

 

 

 

 

And so for me this current movement makes no sense....

 

 

 

 

The goals are random

lightweight

and very

conflicting and confused...

 

 

 

 

NO CUTS!!!

NO BANKS GIVING OUT CHEAP LOANS SO THERE DON'T NEED TO BE NO CUTS!!!

NO STUDENT LOANS!!!

WE WANT TO QUALIFY TO GET RICHER!!!

NO PROPER SACRIFICE!!!

WE'LL JUST SIT IN FORTNUMS FOR A FEW HOURS!!!

 

 

 

 

It's a start...

but as it stands

I don't think it's going anyhere

fast...

 

 

 

 

70

March 20th, 2011

 

 

 

 

I don't understand why the MAIN aim of this Libyan intervention isn't to kill Gadaffi and his sons..?!?!?

 

 

 

 

No boss

I'm a pacifist by nature...

Very rarely can I see any reason to punch someone

let alone kill them...

 

 

 

 

 

But Gadaffi is CLEARLY a HEAVILY ARMED RAVING FUCKING LUNATIC!!!

(there are lots of them)

Who will continue KILLING and TORTURING until he stops breathing...

 

 

 

 

If he can't fly planes

He'll fly helicopters

If he can't fly helicopters

Tanks

NO TANKS?!!?

Jeeps..?

NO JEEPS??!?

Snipers...

No guns..?

Kitchen knives...

 

 

 

 

HE'LL NEVER QUIT!!!

 

 

 

 

I guess the plan is to wear his forces down so they mutiny...

But sometimes I think...

 

 

 

 

SIMPLE'S BEST...

 

 

 

 

 

69

March 19th, 2011

 

 

 

I am sitting here on Fish Island pondering my lame excuses....

 

 

 

 

IT'S THE SUPER MOON and it's the 15th running of Gimpos M25

25 Hour Spin....

 

 

 

For reasons i do and don't understand

I have WUSSED OUT!!!

on taking part this year

 

 

 

 

Gimpos 25 hour M25 Spin

IS

EXACTLY what it says it is

 

 

 

 

It's driving around

and around

and around

and around

and around

and around

and around

and around

and around

and around

and around

and around

Londons Orbital

for 25 hours

 

 

 

 

A pointless waste of time..?

and

money..?

and petrol..?

and everything..?

that is good and right about

pruposeful activity...?

 

 

 

 

It's not

AND IS

 

 

 

 

No boss

I believe Gimpos M25 Spin is one of

THE

most important CREATIVE works I know of

have had any association with

have any regard for...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Conceptual art is nearly always

DULL

CALCULATED

SAFE

and

lacking in any kind of serious risk...

 

 

 

 

It's mostly some tired lazy DISILLUSIONED

fucker

who'd rather not work

putting something together that will stump all

but those

with

GOOD COMMON SENSE!!!

 

 

 

 

It's a charade of low risk

BULLSHIT

that has no soul or

SPIRE

or warmth...

 

 

 

 

It's an excuse to live off mummy

and

pretend

importance...

 

 

 

 

Well....

 

 

 

 

Gimpos M25 Spin

is something altogether different...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

This 'work?'

creates a temporary autonomous zone where no NORMAL rules of good safety and common sense prevail

 

 

 

 

 

it's drink and drugged up

AT

60MPH

straight

for

25

hours

on THE busiest

most hated

and

MOST

pointless

of roads in the

UKKKKKK

 

 

 

 

FOR THE PURE FUCKING HELL OF IT!!!

 

 

 

 

Perhaps

it's about challenging the whole notion of

a journey

the point

the destination

the time

and the place

 

 

 

 

Or maybe it's

JUST FUN!!!

 

 

 

 

Whichever

or

WHATEVER

 

 

 

 

It put's it's mind

IT'S WALLET

AND

IT'S SANITY

on the line for you

YEAR ON

YEAR IN...

 

 

 

IT'S PROPER!!!

 

 

 

 

PAY ATTENTION!!!

 

 

 

 

 

68

March 18th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Why is it that Americans ALL TOO OFTEN feel they have to make mostly trite and meaningless observations on everything..?

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

My daughter has a quite awful DC of some American kids singing nursery rhymes that my sister gave her...

And at the end of EVERY Nursery Rhyme

one of the kids has to chime in with some meaningless soundbite opinion about what has happenned in the Nursery Rhyme....

 

 

 

 

So for Incey Wincey Spider...

The song is finished - and then one of the kids intones...

'The spiders up the pipe again...'

 

 

 

 

YES WE KNOW THAT!!!

WE'VE JUST SUNG THE SONG!!!

THE SPIDER GOES UP AND DOWN THE PIPE DEPENDING ON THE RAIN AND/OR SUN!!!

WHY IS THERE ANY NEED FOR A SUMMARY?!?!?

 

 

 

 

Jesus...

 

 

 

 

('The angry man's shouting again....')

 

 

 

 

 

 

67

March 18th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Biography is a genre that fascinates and dominates my reading...

I guess the appeal is in learning about humanity.

Yes boss

If the story is written well or covers a good life it's a good read.

The book can be about an unknown banker or a woman who has willingly lived in a shed for 30 years...

Fame and notoriety is irrelevant.

Indeed many famous people are very VERY boring.

It all comes down to the strength of the character and the way the story is told.

 

 

 

 

Well

This book 'Saving Amy' is a biography of sorts of Amy Winehouse.

I say of sorts...

Because it is in effect more of an observation of The House Of Winehouse narrated and told by a woman who appears to see herself as some kind of a HEAVY widescreen Oprah

who of course finds herself to be really quite central to the story.

 

 

 

 

I have several observations on this biography...

They are as follows...

 

 

 

 

1: The House Of Winehouse is one messy, wierd, complicated, ill communicated house...

2: The relationship between dad Mitch Winehouse & Amy is one that I don't think is yet fully known

3: The writer appears to only have spent a few days in the prescence of Amy

4: The writer apparently doesn't feel Blake Fielder Civil or any of his family are important enough to the story to be worthy of an interview

4: Amy is truly and wonderfully BATSHIT CRAZY!!!

5: The writer is some kind of a machine who never tires of her ability to be important

6: All told it's a proper good read that isn't scared...

 

 

 

 

Here's a taster from a very entertaining and FULL ON episode in the early hours in St Lucia....

 

 

 

 

Amy is going bonkers because she wants to take 2 Herve Leger dresses from the author when the author is only offering her 1...

'I have had enough. It is not acceptable. I tell her,

'Amy does it ever occur to you that maybe the people who claim are friends of your parents or who are talking to your parents are actually interested in [them] and not only you. You are not the most interesting person in the world. In fact you are becoming very boring. I don't want to hear all this.'

Amy is shocked. No one talks to her like this. She cries: 'What do you mean?! [Do] you know how famous I am?'

I say 'Amy,...I am more known in some countries than you...'

Even drunk and naked, Amy is funny. She looks at me and says, 'Let's wrestle [to see] who is more famous!'

 

 

 

 

I've got a bunch of copies of this...

If you wanna read on

paypal me a fiver and your address to paulgiovanni@paulgiovanni.com

 

 

 

 

66 L-13 Light Industrial Workshop and Private Ladies and Gentlemen's Club for Art, Leisure and the Disruptive Betterment of Culture

March 16th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Had a wonderful though slightly wierd evening on Tuesday 8th at the L-13 Gallery at the Private View of Harry Adams new show

A Short History of Our Progress Part II

 

 

 

 

In brief:

By way of our company Harmonicande (PHEONIX) Vintners Ltd

I attended not only as fan of the work of Harry Adams

but as a DRINKS PROFESSIONAL

supplier of the booze

water

and ice...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I hoik the drinks there

loiter around the drinks

sometimes serve them

DRINK them

and when I'm busy chatting

invite people to serve themselves...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, The L-13 Gallery Light Industrial Workshop and Private Ladies and Gentlemen's Club for Art, Leisure and the Disruptive Betterment of Culture is consistently the very best gallery I've ever seen....

ALWAYS proper good art

ALWAYS  proper interesting real people

ALWAYS WARM!!!

ALWAYS worth it...

 

 

 

 

Well....

 

 

 

 

Last Tuesday the Harry Adams show was not only memorable for the fine art and our fine wines

it was also good for it's strange interpersonal interactions...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I spent most of the evening chatting with long time friend and associate of the PGC Sara Ruth

who runs the organisation

Pussy Power

 

 

 

 

Having relocated the Pussy Power Base Camp away from Fish Island

It wasn't be far off a year since I last saw Sara and so there was much to be caught up on...

 

 

 

 

So

We set about catching up...

 

 

 

 

But shortly after Sara arrived

arrived Tony Castle

 

 

 

 

Tony Castle is the arch nemisis of Sara

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Tony once had custody of a LARGE unit here on Fish Island

It was called the Decimal Place Gallery and it was a place for parties and art shows...

To pay it's way Tony sublet some of the units to artists

they paid him RENT

and he was in turn supposed to pay the scummy landlords who are incapable of attending to basic human requirements like LIGHTS in the toilets the RENT on the whole shebbang...

 

 

 

 

Well...

To cut a longer short story

Castle Conkers didn't pass on the rent he took off the struggling artists and only by a FREAK occurrence did Sara find this out in enough time to not get too badly ripped off...

and so she moved out and got her own studio

just across the road

 

 

 

 

Well...

Seeing Sara loitering chatting at the bar put off Castle Conkers from getting a beer for almost half an hour

He seemed averse to coming close??!?

 

 

 

 

'UNPRECEDENTED!!!'

said Sara

 

 

 

 

Well to cut a longer repeatedly short

As time went on Castle

his HYPE man

and a rather random fellow who's name i forget

became more and more

BOLD!!!

 

 

 

 

They moved closer and closer

in a subtle easy war like way...

 

 

 

 

But there were no fireworks...

 

 

 

 

No boss

Sara left around the time the show was supposed to close

and so would most normally the whole remaining art network gang...

 

 

 

 

But the 3 amigos and Harry Adams and me in my role as barman

remained in the gallery because there was 'FREE' beer...

 

 

 

 

Well once Sara was gone

Tony Castle and his boys repeatedly tried latching onto me and finding who I was...

I felt they were best ignored and or tackled

and so I did a mixture of both

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I asked Chateaux 3 times if he knew Sara and

He denied it COMPLETELY!!!

'But she used to rent a unit off of you...? She was RIGHT here until 20 minutes ago'

'Never heard of her...'

 

 

 

 

It was all very Christian

 

 

 

 

At around this judas point

Mark Manning the former lead singer of Zodiac Mindwarp, writer, painter of Rupert to name a few

arrived

dressed in a warm suit

a NRA baseball cap

and a wonderful yellow scarf...

 

 

 

 

The atmosphere remained odd but interesting.

I was playing dumb and being the barman

The 3 amigos were trying their very best to be VERY clever and intelligent

Harry Adams was being very professional and warm welcoming

And Mark Manning was fielding questions about who was his favourite Dictator and what REALLY happened at the end of The Wild Highway...?!?!

 

 

 

 

After a while

it became clear that no-one was much enjoying the 3 amigos

they were overstaying their welcome

talking shit

and

loading their pockets with beer

whilst pretence

DANCED!!!

 

 

 

 

Boredom rising...

One of them asked me if I was the bouncer?

Yes boss

I was dressed in a rather wonderful RED AND BLACK PLASTIC ZIPPPP WHEELS SHINY JACKET that made me look far BIGGER than I am...

and you know what..?

I thought

YES I AM THE FUCKING BOUNCER!!!

 

 

 

 

And so

I THREW THE FUCKERS OUT!!!

 

 

 

 

As I did so

Tony Castle

once again asked me who I was...?

 

 

 

 

I got up close and shouty whispered

'FISH ISLAND!!!'

 

 

 

 

65

March 16th, 2011

 

 

 

 

This'll be about my 4th go at number 65...

but I keep getting stuckkkkkk

 

 

 

 

So to get it out the way I'll complete the Fatchabook story...

 

 

 

 

I reactivated my account after a few days of feeling

perhaps

I should sometime better control my impulsive instincts

 

 

 

 

For a few more days

I tried VERY FUCKING HARD

to play the game

and

separate

the fact that Fatchabook gave me a line of comunication to people I was otherwise out of touch with

from the fact

THAT I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT'S ETHICS

AIMS

LAYOUT

and

RULES...

 

 

 

 

But in the end I found I couldn't work with it...

 

 

 

 

No boss

after finding I have to 'request' to change my name

I deleted it for good...

 

 

 

 

My final thoughts are this...

 

 

 

 

I OWE FATCHABOOK NOTHING!!!

If I want to change my name 5 FUCKING TIMES A NIGHT I'LL DO IT!!!

I am not waiting DAYS for your approval...

You have NO naming or any other rights over me...

 

 

 

 

FUCK OFF!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

64

March 7th, 2011

 

 

 

 

DEACTIAVTED

 

 

 

 

So and so and so and so

will miss you

 

 

 

 

NO THEY FUCKING WON'T!!!!

THEY'LL BE PLEASED FOR THE PEACE AND QUIET!!!

 

 

 

 

They make you go through a few rituals to leave

but it's just paperwork...

 

 

 

 

HAPPY TO BE GONE!!!

 

 

 

 

63

March 7th, 2011

 

 

 

So...

 

 

 

 

I've finally engaged with Facebook for RESEARCH and a few days I've discovered

I HATE IT EVEN MORE

than i thought possible...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

It's petty, small minded, straight, authoritarian and bland...

It's like a dull office...

A horrible smallish 10 story office block in Slough with a logo a child would have had the good sense NOT to create...

It has no vivacity

NO FIRE!!!

NO PASSION!!!

NO COLOUR?!?!

 

 

 

 

It's terms are ordinary and uninspiring...

And it SHITS on creativity

Yes boss, it treats the user like a school kid who must only ever be the good christian child society wants them to be

'Use your real name boy

You can't be

PAUL PIOUS JAMES DEMAN GIOVANNI £RD

That's not your real name.

I don't

Like

it

You can't be from Fish Island

Fish Island sounds silly

It's not in my book of places and if it's not in my book of places you can't possibly be from it.

You are Paul Piousjamesdeman Giovanni

I name you

I run things'

 

 

 

 

IT'S LINGUISTICALY FASCIST!!!

HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE!!!

 

 

 

 

There are of course some GREAT people on Facebook - as there are GREAT people in every office block in Slough...

But the site itself is run and governed by dull normal blandness...

A horrendous monoculture of sameitude...

Why any GREAT person has any time for it is beyond me...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

You can say what you like about myspace

But for whatever it sins were

it was TEN times more open and free and welcoming and encouraging of creativity than is cuntbook...

YOU could design your own page

YOU could call yourself whoever in the fuck you liked...

YOU could daydream

YOU could invent

YOU could be PAUL PIOUS JAMES DEMAN GIOVANNI £RD from FISH FUCKING ISLAND

and people would LOVE IT!!!

 

 

 

 

And you know the best thing with myspace?!?!

You could actually use it to MEET new people...?!?!

Yes boss, I met many good people both virtually and in the flesh by way of Myspace...

People from all over the world and people from my own neigbourhood of Fish Island

I've worked and created with them

People who HAVE expanded my mind and made me aware for new things and new angles on life...

People who have OPENED doors...

 

 

 

 

But not on Facebook...

No boss

If you try to ask people to be your friend on Facebook who perhaps look interesting to you - you get some shitty dull middle management dressing down...

'Number 2,000,902,090 You have transgressed rule number 402 sub section d paragraph 4 that states you can only be friends with people you know from school. You are banned for 2 days.

Do you understand this?'

 

 

 

 

FUCK OFF YOU PATRONISING PIECE OF SHIT!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

In just 4 days I've been banned from sending requests to people NOT because I was blanket asking strangers, or used some nasty fucking bot to skim them off it's bland samey surface - but because I was responding to suggestions made by friends

'Number 2,000,902,090 you have trasngressed the rules

2 Days ban'

 

 

 

 

FUCK OFF!!! YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!!!

 

 

 

 

And here's the REAL rub...

This kind of shitty

'Stay in talk to your schoolfriends'

mentality instills in people the idea they'd

better

 

 

 

 

play safe...

 

 

 

 

'You can't have more than 5 words in your name.

That's not normal

You can't dream to be something unusual

We don't allow that.'

 

 

 

 

You're encouraged to 'Like' things

You know what..?

I DON'T

Like

THINGS

I FUCKING LOVE OR HATE THEM!!!

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT A SILLY SHIT EATING WORD

Like

Like

 

 

 

 

Like

KISS MY ASS!!!

 

 

 

 

FATCHABOOK IS A STRAIGHT DULL FUCKING SLUM...

I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT!!!

 

 

 

 

And just as soon as my research is done

I'LL BE GONE!!!

 

 

 

 

62

March 3rd, 2011

 

 

 

 

I've decided to change the rules of this blog in order to improve the content further and make it a touch more dynamic...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

The new rules are as follows:

There will still be 365 posts done within a year

But the demand that there be one post per day EVERYDAY is to be scrapped.

 

 

 

 

The reasons for this are as follows...

 

 

 

 

 

Doing a blog a day was insituted in order to engage my ass in a regular day on day discipline of writing, so I could work myself into some shape and fitness so as to tackle this book I'm now working on.

This has been a success up to now.

I have got right back in the habbit of writing and I'm starting to feel some match fitness...

However I now need to be ACTUALLY writing this book

and I am now so doing.

But if I'm doing this, I can't also be writing a good blog every day.

 

 

 

 

No boss...

There is little time in the day to write after I've taken care of all other work and personal responsabilities.

So the few hours I get of an evening to do it, need to be (for the most part) focused on the book so the momentum that currently exists can continue and be realised...

 

 

 

 

If this book was some minor league project that only had self publishing potential, I would no doubt be able to put my days work or some portion thereof on the blog.

But this book is a MAJOR league affair with GREAT publishing potential, and so I can't be posting my days writing on that on here without jepordising the story and damaging it's potential to be paid for published...

 

 

 

 

The other reason I'm stopping the day on day stipulation

is

that at times when there is something particularly intersting going on or I've managed to engender or contribute to a paticular debate

or I have more time for writing...

it makes MUCH MORE SENSE to be able to knock off 3 or 4 blogs in a day than to be limited to just one...

 

 

 

 

So the blog will now become occasional

slow

FAST!!!

irregular

and probably better for it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

61

March 1st, 2011

 

 

 

Here's something I don't understand...

 

 

 

 

One minute all the Libyan

MAD DOG

HATERZ

are bitching and complaining about the world standing

by

whilst they get

SLAUGHTERED!!!

 

 

 

 

And then

as soon as The US & UK start mumbling about

TAKING MILITARY ACTION!!!

 

 

 

 

The self same

MAD DOG

HATERZ

are saying

 

 

 

 

DON'T BOMB

AND DON'T NO FLY ZONE!!!

AND DON'T SAY IT'S CIVIL WAR!!!

 

 

 

 

WHAT DO YOU WANT THEN???

 

 

 

 

???

 

 

 

 

 

60

March 1st, 2011

 

 

 

 

Another BATSHIT mental day of running about Central London

being

IMPORTANT

but (as ever) not yet getting paid...

 

 

 

 

This is the wierd WHIZZZZZZ of my life just now...

 

 

 

 

I'm at Lords Cricket Ground

or

The Dorchester

or

The Westbury

or

in a meeting with one of the UKs TOP literary agents who represents Jackie Collins & Boris Yeltsin

or

at the Coutts Bank Private Cellar showing off our fine wines

 

 

 

 

And then

 

 

 

 

I'm on the number 8 bus

to my home

which is a small office

with a sink

with no working hot water

and

no lights in the communal toilets

 

 

 

 

I have more than £50,000 of unsecured and overdue unpaid debts

bills unpaid

who send me nasty letters every day

a non existent stake in a business that isn't in my name

and more

DREAMS

than the queen

 

 

 

 

And over the way

in the yuppie flat

is the former Mrs Giovanni

and the BEAUTIFUL toddler

who TALKS

all day everyday

A PICTURE OF PROPER JOY!!!

 

 

 

 

And they have no REAL and PROPER money neither

just promises and hopes...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss...

 

 

 

 

Right now

I'm floating on

air

I haven't paid for

 

 

 

 

But you know what..?

 

 

 

 

I'm doing all right...

 

 

 

 

And I KNOW

that one day

I

or my descendents

will be fantastically rich

successful

SMUG

spoilt

and

comfrotable

and

I (they) will laugh

 

HEARTILY

 

about these times...

 

 

 

 

But just now

I'm

hopefully

THRASHING ABOUT

like a luxury dolphin who can see a little too much

sand...

 

 

 

SEA

SEA!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

59

February 28th, 2011

 

 

 

 

Today was mostly spent in the warm departures lounge of the international healing and spiritual love airport...

AKA

the flat of Amravati Mitchell

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Amravati is the long time friend and Reiki Master of the subject of this biography I'm working on

And so I went there to interview her

and have lunch

and meet the new LOVE interest

and learn about spirituality

in particular Reike & Sekhem

 

 

 

 

Before any of this

I went to The Colonnade Hotel in Little Venice to meet her who I will be writing about (just as soon as legal technicalities are vanquished)

For now I will call her Erbande

 

 

 


'From the sweetest smelling flowers in the lobby to the temptingly plumped sofas in the lounge, it's the attention to detail that makes The Colonnade in Little Venice distinctively different.'

 

 

 

 

I sat on the plumped sofas, then went for a coffee with Erbande

She talked with the customer service bloke from nearby Warwick Street Tube about evolution vs creationism

spirtuality

love

etc.

 

 

 

 

We returned to the hotel

I once again sat on the plumped sofas whilst Erbande negotiated a 50% room discount because of an overly HOT towel rail that burnt her arm

 

 

 

 

Mahatma Michael was meditating

 

 

 

 

Bill paid

We saw our London Transport friend again at Warwick Road Tube who helped us

through the gates

(and with the ticket machine)

 

 

 

 

And onto a basement flat not far from Shepherds Bush Tube

 

 

 

 

In the room alongside Erbande, Amravati & me

were various people from all over the world

who globe trot giving spiritual healing & love promotion...

 

 

 

 

There was the modern day pioneer of

Sekhem Seichim Seichem 

A tall, calm American fellow

Patrick

 

 

 

 

Patrick went to Egypt an architect and having spent a night on one of the pyramids came back with a mission to reintroduce and promote the ancient Egyptian art of Sekhem...

He now lives in New Zealand and was in the UK briefly on tour

 

 

 

 

There was Brendan

an Irish fellow living around the corner who makes documentaries and who once considered cannibalising a cheating Cambridge Graduate when stranded in a Bedford lorry in the badlands of Ethiopia

 

 

 

 

There was Paul

who used to work at the very fine Compendium book shop in Camden

and who is now on a plane to Australia

(after a month of when he'll be going to his Ashram in India)

 

 

 

 

& Mahatma Michael

resident of Dublin

owner of 2 jewellery shops

in LOVE

 

 

 

 

All told it was a curious day

and a very enjoyable one...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I always like to be surrounded by the upbeat

eloquent

and the unusual

those with thoughts

and opinions

and feelings

and crzay magic instincts

that don't conform to any kind of regular and reasonable norm

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't really believe it's all true

but I have it all on tape...

 

 

 

 

 

58

February 27th, 2011

 

 

 

Today I had a rather FURIOUS DAY OF ACTION!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss...

Since retiring from active Tescos service I've become somewhat averse to EARLY mornings...

 

 

 

 

Thing is

when you've been up at 5am or thereabouts for almost 2 years you feel you've had enough

OF THAT SHIT...

even though dawn is the very best time of every day...

 

 

 

 

And so these days I tend to sleep in a little and stay up late

and I don't like to set alarms...

 

 

 

 

This often means I'm awoken by the phone...

 

 

 

 

And so was the case today

 

 

 

 

I ignored it

 

 

 

 

and got back to lying there feeling rough and FEARING everything that the day might bring...

 

 

 

 

When eventually I got myself out of bed at around 10am the first thing I did was check the phone for the time and then the call...

 

 

 

 

It was a call from the UK mobile of the ALL behind the biography I'm writing....

 

 

 

 

I called back and discovered that the BIG STORY is in London for 4 days

and so I NEED TO GET TO WORK!!!

 

 

 

 

Which set me about a furious day that encompassed everything from cost breakdowns of wine, to computer repairs and maintenance to hoiking wardrobes in 8 pieces up 4 flights of stairs, to reworkings of profiles to jibber jabber to revision...

 

 

 

 

This next week is FULL ON MENTAL!!!

 

 

 

 

 

57

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56

February 24th, 2011

 

 

The SAS do my head in...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

If it weren't bad enough that these half bred meaty murdering cunts rampage around the world in the name of BEING HARD AND UNBEATABLE!!!

Every other one who leaves THE FORCE!!!

now

SUDDENLY

thinks they can write books...?!?!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

That none of them have read a book since Lofty Wisemans SAS Handbook doesn't seem to stop them...

Neither does the fact that they have no concept of how to write...?!?

 

 

 

 

That Andy McNab is the worst.

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I read that 'Juliet Bravo Two Zeroes' book of his...

In it McNab managed to make what sounded like a rather EXCITING!!!

(though highly rapacious invasion of anothers land)

read like a rather boring boy scout outing...

It lacked colour and ENERGY and wit and proper STRENGTH...

 

 

 

 

It was all

b  o  r  i  n  g  d e t a i l ...

 

 

 


''and then I crouched down low, and then i killed probably 20 of them with a single shot, then i lay down low behind a tree and I hadn't eaten for 2 days and then I ran about a bit and then I sat behind another tree and this one had roots that snagged a ladder in my stocki-NO!!! IN MY MANLY DESSERT COMBAT TROUSERS!!!"

 

 

 

 

SHOCKING!!!

and not in a good way

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't mind so much

if McNab had stopped at the one book

 

 

 

 

But no...

He's now on book number 23

or whatever

and each look HAS to be more

ridiculous

and

IMMINENT HARD MAN ACTION

than the previous...

 

 

 

 

BRAVO MAN ZERO!!!

WAVO IRAN ZERO!!!

MAN ACTION WILD BIG GUN FANTASY III ZERO

RED DAWN IN A WHITE WINE SAUCE HERO!!!

DEAD DRAWN AGAINST THE HEAD BRAINS SPURTING OUT MY ZERO!!!

FAR BIGGER BATTLE THAN THE LAST ONE JUST ME AND MY GUN HUGS ZERO!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

If I have one to say to say to Andy McNab it would be

 

 

 

 

FUCK OFF!!!

 

 

 

 

 

55

February 24th, 2011

 

 

CAN'T BE ARSED WITH THIS AT ALL TONIGHT!!!

 

So here's a repeat of the first time I was interviewed by my Official Short Clone - some 2 or 3 years ago...

 

(If you'd rather see it in glorious technicolor with pictures and links 'n that CLICK HERE)



OSCOPG£: So, who are you?? What do you do?? And what's with all the SHOUTY attitude AND THE BRIGHT FUCKING COLOURS??

PG£: I'm an exciting and free writer of the moment, I sometimes play with music, I love taking photos, meanwhile, I like to LIVE life to the absolute full every which way - hence the colours...

OSCOPG£: Those are some grand claims..

PG£: I've only ever been about delivery..

OSCOPG£: What do you write about??

PG£: I've recently been distracted into music writing, and to a more limited degree, sports writing - but fundamentally, I'm interested in writing about the substance of life: pain, love, power, death, birth, re-birth, passion, obsession, joy, frustration, having and not having...

OSCOPG£: What do you think makes you over and above the million and one other wanna be writers who clog up the internet with blogs..?

PG£: I'm a good writer and most who write blogs aren't... I write with complete freedom. I take huge risks to do things as they should be done. I have talent. I work hard. I have conviction and believe in myself...

OSCOPG£: Why wr-

PG£: And I'm not a quitter...

OSCOPG£: You say, you've been writing about music - why and how did that come about??

PG£: Well, I say I've been writing about music, but I'm a lover of a good diversion - so much of my music writing says very little about music at all. Instead it covers a whole load more about more divergent things of no real relevance...

OSCOPG£: Will you still be writing about music in 6 years time and appearing on those nostalgia '100 BEST POP MOMENTS' shows being all bitter and grumpy??

PG£: That's very unlikely. Music writing works for now - it provides a framework - a spine. Music is too big a part of things to ever be ignored - but my music writing career will end any day now, in fact it's probably already over...

OSCOPG£: So, what music do you actually like to write about?

PG£: Good music if I'm feeling positive and bad music if I WANT TO SHOUT!!!

OSCOPG£: Like what..?? Give me some names..?

PG£: I like anything that has beauty, soul, cleverness, style and integrity - also anything that sounds good that doesn't have any of the above....

OSCOPG£: What do you think gives you the authority to write about music - are you qualified??

PG£: I have no authority at all - you can only take, and trust your own authority when writing about anything.

I have opinions, I say them with style and that's about the size of it...

OSCOPG£: What do you say to those who'd say you're nothing as a writer unless you're published in The NME or another more conventional and well known magazine??

PG£: 'Name' magazines give you a bigger profile and pay packet quicker - but writing should always be done on your terms, or else you risk becoming an aimless and boring staff writer and loosing your individual way.

At this point in time, I therefore don't feel the need to work with bigger mags unless I can dictate the terms to the letter...

Some would say this is just a cover for my not being good enough.

But I'm completely certain that on my day, my work's better than most of what you get from well paid writers in 'proper' writing jobs..

OSGOPG£: So, you write blogs and exclusive online content for paulgiovanni.com - why not just send your stuff out to other bigger magazines and papers as well and cover all bases - how can a few hundred thousand extra readers do you any harm??

PG£: When writing, the first thing you need to do is to get your voice and style honed - this takes a long while, and when you're doing it you make lots of basic mistakes.

I'm doing this now, and I'd rather makes these mistakes in my own time and space and keep my voice close to hand rather than be forever chopped and cut about...

With regards to small and indpendent magazines:

I find you get a lot of jealous wannabees and never gonnabees as well as some definitely gonnabes, who like to take pot shots at your work to make themselves feel better and more talented, to make you read more like they write, and/or to damage your VROOOMMM!!!!!

I can't be bothered with this - even though it could make me stronger...

I mean, why should I tolerate competing writers and amateur editors tearing up and cajouling my work, when the readers, can do that minus the agenda??

Sure, when the only outlet for developing writers was printed collections, there was no choice but to compromise, but now with a broadband connection, a few promo hours a day and good strategic alliances, you can make your own wide and clever audience...

OSCTPG£: So, basically, it's all their fault??

PG£: Well, I can be a complete ego ass to work with, and that's caused problems with magazines. Things is, I find it close to impossible to get on with other writers and editors who aren't concentrating on the job. I never fit into the cliches. I don't like the fact I'm not the center of attention, and I don;t like shoddy work. So, nowadays, I no longer bother trying to ingratiate myself and instead I get on with the work..

OSCOPG£: You really love yourself don't you??

PG£: Of course...

OSCOPG£: And you seem to think you're very important..

PG£: If I had a mainstream or even minor deal, people would be paid to tell the world how good and impotent I am, and no-one would think that strange...

OSCOPG£: But surely that's important - that it's someone else doing the boasting - someone who knows what they're talking about. You doing it makes you sound corrupt, stupid or an egomaniac..?!?

PG£: I have plenty of people affirming my work - all are strangers... But yes, I'm completely corrupt. I think I'm the only one who's important. Every writer feels the same way. Why else put yourself forward as a writer??

OSCOPG£: Ideally speaking, would you like a mainstream publishing deal?!?

PG£: I was RED HOT MAD for one a while back, but now I'm not so bothered. The problem is, todays publishers are only interested in money and sensationalism, whereas I'm only interested in good writing, love, longevity and adoration.Doing things as I do them now, gives me complete access to a wide readership without contracts, excessive compromise and unsatisfying royalty payments..

OSCOPG£: Are blogs and online publishing the future of journalism and writing??

PG£: Good, well worked and honest writing is the future of journalism and writing..

OSCOPG£: What else do you want to write about??

PG£: I only ever write about turns me on when I wake up in the morning..

OSCOPG£: What's with all the fish??

PG£: Fish are the Official Creature to Paul Giovanni £rd: I live on Fish Island, I often stand around with my mouth open, and I like to eat them..

OSCOPG£: What can the reader of Paul Pious Giovanni £rd expect now and in the future??

PG£: Suprises..


54

February 23rd, 2011

 

 

Have a BIG OLD BLOG in my today

but not enough time and energy to get it down in one go

as good as it could be

so I'll save most of it and skip over the outline...

 

 

 

 

In the morning it was a

lonnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

tube ride over to Park Royal to undergo screening for a medical trial...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I'm down to do this experiment into drugs that facilitate the body increasing it's natural painkilling response to nerve pain...

It will involve 3 lots of 4 days in the research hospital in a bleak industrial wasteland near Wenbley Stadium in March & April and will pay close to £2000

 

 

 

 

For this £2000 I have to take this drug (first time tried on humans)

and lie in bed

reading

sleeping

twittering CRAP on Twitter

and on this here blog...

 

It's my equivalent of rehab...

 

 

 

 

Well...

 

 

 

 

Screening seemed to go fine.

I was supposed to be there at 11.00am

but didn't make it until 11.23am

 

 

 

 

I had a FULL and THOROUGH EXAMINATION!!!

ECG

a few syringes of blood

urine

breathalyser

photo

BPM

Blood pressue

reflexes

etc

 

Then I had to pop upstairs to the wanking room to knock out a semen sample...

which was a lot easier to do than I thought it might be...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

the only noticed side effect of this new drug

when tested on snimals

was that

(in much higher doses than I will recieve)

it lead to a drop in the sperm count.

 

and so amongst the rest I'm gonna be getting paid for having 5 wanks...

 

 

 

 

 

I get the full results

of the screening on Friday and I reckon it'll all be OK...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

Today I had a Standing BPM of 58 and a lazy BPM of 51!!!

Not quite up to my Miguel Indurainesque best of 38 one day on another trial for a blood pressure drug in Croydon

but still pretty fucking good and healthy...

 

 

 

 

My Blood Pressure was also fine n'all

 

 

 

 

NOT BAD FOR A CUNT WHO SITS ABOUT ON THE INTERNET DRINKING AND SHOUTING!!!

 

 

 

 

I left the unit at 14.22

(though for the sake of myth we'll call it 14.23pm)

and headed straight over to Vinopolis in London Bridge

to taste some wine...

 

 

 

 

 

53

February 22nd, 2011

 

 

YES!!!

 

 

 

 

Like I twitted...

 

 

 

 

My daughter has chicken pox.

And so today I have spent less time Lybian

and more time playing games.

 

 

 

 

Fortunately

Emma appears to be getting off lightly with the POX!!!

She's barely scratching

is still quite cheery

and only 2 days in

appears to be

FIGHTING IT LIKE A LYBIAN!!!

 

 

 

 

Even so

I never find it easy doing the childcare when we have to stay in all day because of weather or beacuse of an illnesss.

For me, the best fun with kids is going out and about.

Emma is the adventurous type and so she likes to get out with her buggy and to climb steps and go on swings and climb on whatever is within height range.

And I like to take a camera or daydream easy if we're in the park or walking up the canal, or doing the Greenway walk up to the Olympic View Tube and back (by way of all staircases at least several times).

 

 

 

 

But today it was all indoors.

 

 

 

 

It was OK.

I managed to keep her happy with youtube Pingu, Peppa Pig & Nursery Rhymes on her mothers laptop whilst I digested the latest GUFFAWWAFFLINGS OF THE MAD DOG!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I think it's fair to say that today Gadaffi put in another EPIC performance of TOTAL AND COMPLETE FUCKING SHIT DANGEROUS MADNESS!!!

Next to Pingu he looked to be UTTERLY BOKERS!!!

and Pingu is hardly sane...

 

 

 

 

Perhaps it's a trite and crass comparrison

but I find I have a similar attitude to Gadaffi as I do to The Gallagher Brothers...

 

Yes boss, I LOVE to hear the Gallagher brothers talk

but I HATE their fucking music

WITH A PASSION!!!

 

And so with Gadaffi

His talk, style, dress is fascinatingly mad and eccentric

everything

I like

But his MURDERING SHIT STIR FRY CAPTAIN KURZESQUE CRAZINESS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

 

 

 

 

I guess one thing that is now clear...

MAD DOG will soon be dead

 

 

 

 

And once he is and the immediates have been dealt with it's IMPERATIVE THAT PRICK CUNT BLIAR does some time over selling this OBVIOUSLY BARKING MADMAN weapons...

Yes boss, I expect the jovial smiley faced CUNT will find some absurd and ridiculous explanation as to how 'god told him it would be OK', and 'that he was just doing what his conscience told him' and 'that MAD DOG had turned over a new leaf', BLAH BLAH WOOF WOOF!!!

But to any SANE person it's been obvious for years that Gadaffi is TOALLY FUCKING BONKERS!!!

And for me, any CUNT IDIOT who has knowingly sold him weapons

HAS

to do time...

 

 

 

 

Back to the mundane...

 

The reason I was doing childcare today was because Mummy Pig was out with our business partner Kimba meeting our accountant Melvyn at some nightclub on Shaftesbury Avenue.

They were supposed to be raking through out month and half late VAT return as well as working out

HOW IN THE HELL???

our business is going to make MONEY!!! enough

so I can retire before the end of next week...

 

 

 

 

Well

I'm not sure how it went

No boss, at some point they got sidetracked by the arrival of another of Melvyns clients Celina Rollon and her new artist Ruth Lorenzo, who I am told came 5th in X Factor in 2008.

They proceeded to drink a vast quantity of wine and so Mummy Pig just arrived back

COMPLETELY ARSEHOLED AND UNABLE TO TALK!!!

 

 

 

 

And you know what..?

I'M STONE COLD SOBER!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, tomorrow I have to go to Park Royal in the AM for my screening appointment for this medical trial into the improvement of naturally occuring pain relief chemicals that have a similar effect to pot...

And so I am having to abstain from booze and food and caffeine

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

I am now sat here in a room FULL of wine and I am unable to touch a drop...

 

 

 

 

IT'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

52

February 21st, 2011

 

 

 

The only thing I have to say today is that I'm totally ashamed to be in anyway connected with The UK...

 

 

The Genocide in Libya

armed

funded

and legitimised by the CUNTBLIAR government is TERRORISM of the worst kind...

 

 

Yes boss, CUNTBLIAR needs to be booked into The Hague for a war crimes tribunal ASAP

Everything he touched when in power (excepting Northern Ireland) was a COMPLETE FUCKING HORRIFIC BLOOD FILLED DISASTER!!!

He took us into INANE STUPID FUCKING WARS made up by a delusional US President...

Then

he made friends with, armed and added legitimacy to the worlds most deranged MAD DOG who is in the process of trying to slaughter his own people until there are none left...?!?!

 

 

And to think some unelected IDIOT somewhere has since had the IDIOT gall to appoint him to be a Middle Eastern Peace Envoy?!?!

 

 

CUNTBLIAR GO TO HELL!!!

 

 

That said...

 

 

Nice Guy Cameron isn't proving to any better at judgement...

No boss, on the day Libya is

BLASTING THE SHIT!!!

out of his own people with UK made weapons...

he's nextdoor in Egypt pretending to be important...?!?!

 

NEXT!!!

 

he goes on a Tour of The Middle East with a batch of British Arms Companies

TOUTING FOR NEW BUSINESS???

 

Meantime Willy Vague can manage nothing other than absurd and normal calls for 'restraint' by Libya...

 

MAD DOG IS FUCKING BONKERS WILLIAM!!!

HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IDEAS OF RESTRAINT AND NORMAL BEHAVIOUR?!?!

HE'S LIKE PHIL SPECTOR

BUT IN POWER!!!

 

 

Do these posh schoolboys not understand that as and when (and it won't be long)

MAD DOG is gone...

The FREE Libyans (if they have sense) won't want to have NOTHING to do with the UK

on account of us

supplying

ARMING

and legitimising Gadaffi???

 

And on account of us saying or

DOING!!!

JACK SHIT

of any worth in removing him..???

 

 

GRADE A CUNTS ALL OF THEM!!!

 

 

 

51

February 20th, 2011

 

 

BREAKING!!!

 

LIBYA IN TURMOIL!!!

 

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

 

NOW THE BOY SAIF ANTI ISLAM MAD DOGGGGG GADAFFI SPEAKS LIVE ON TV!!!

 

 

'Libyans...I am Libyan, I know this because I can read and because my hair is neat...

I have served you and his country for more years than I have been alive...I am a man and men eat....And when I eat I tweet....HONESTLY I DO TWEET!!!...I have a hat that dances like a swallow...I dream in techincolor and my Dad has NEVER ONCE FORGOTTEN MY BIRTHDAY!!!...

My dad is a very VERY nice bloke...

My Dad is not only HARDER than your dad he will throw anti tank weapons at you to PROOOOOVE IT!!!...

LIBYANS....I AM A LIBYAN....I DIDN'T INHALE!!!...

I have NEVER seen a tent...THAT JORDAN'S A BIT OF ALRIGHT ISN'T HE?!?!...

Tony Blair's a nice bloke...Tony once said my hair looked good and that he should pay me for being so nice to him...I am a very VERY FINE POET!!!...My brother is a truncheon...

I once caught a 20lb PIKE!!!...

My Dad is a virgin...He told me that and I most certainly believe him...

My Dad knows Harry Krishna and Harry Krishna prays to him 5 times a night...

There will be elections...My little finger will stand and IT WILL WIN!!!...

BP GIVE GOOD HEAD!!!....When they're oil rig blew up I knew it was my Dad God telling them to come to Libya to enrich ALL LIBYANS....I'M GOING FOR A SHOWER!!!...LAST ONE AT THE AIRPORT'S AN ARAB!!!...SHELL ARE DRIVING ME THERE!!!...

But before I go let me say this...I AM NOT TUNISIA!!!...I am Labia through and through...I WILL DIE WHILST SOILED!!! I AM LABIA!!!

If I keep throwing guns, bombs and mercenaries at you

YOU WILL DIE!!!...

THERE WILL BE NO-ONE LEFT...

JUST ME AND MY DAD!! I KNOW THIS BECAUSE MY DAD TOLD ME SO!!!

 

AM I STILL ON???


Errrrrr...Black Swan is like Ladies Fight Club...

Has anyone seen The Kings Speech..?

I can't wait until the Royal Wedding...

Wills is such a FUCKING HUNK!!!...

I will have a tent at Windsor next to my Dads...


MY DAD IS GOD!!!

 

LIBYA WILL WIN!!!

 

BYE BYE!!!'

 

 

50

February 19th, 2011

 

 

I like Twitter

It's a good challenge is 140 characters

IT'S WRITERS CRACK!!

 

 

But this current Middle Eastern situation has made me reconsider it completely...

 

 

Yes boss, I don't mind a bit of banality when not much is happening in the world

But when you're seeing videos of people being shot in the head

and

MACHINE GUNNED

for daring to have an opinion

 

and then you check your timeline to find a whole bunch of self absorbed

DISMAL CUNTS!!!

talking

 

#eastenders catch up it is then #rockandrolllifestyle

 

I have now been paying computer games (for work) for 10 hours. My hands are claws and I have 30% visibility due to eyeball dryness.

 

BIEBER ALERT: 2008 Bieber takes over Youtube. 2009 Bieber takes over Twitter. 2010 Bieber takes over music. 2011 Bieber takes over the world

 

I gave up eating chocolate in january. my next target is crisps. will be hard i think....

 

 

I find I want to perform a massacre of my own...

 

 

Yes boss

I don't believe this rotten shitty world will ever be saved

or that there will even be very much progress...

 

 

But I do believe there are windows

here

and

there

whereby some GOOD change

CAN

be affected to make peoples lives a little bit easier...

 

 

And I think one of those times is these here Arab Revolutions happening

 

 

NOW!!!

 

 

So maybe...

FORGET YOURSELF

and your own shitty unfulfilled RICH spoilt fucking life for a minute

and see something of the world in

transition

 

 

SEE what real and proper sacrifice, suffering and PAIN is...

 

 

and try and add something

to what is happening...?

 

 

 

 

 

 

49

February 18th, 2011

 

 

FUCK MY SPATS!!!

 

 

I FORGOT TO WRITE A BLOG!!!

 

 

 

 

 

48

February 17th, 2011

 

 

I spent today over in rural West London taking photos of the paintings by Elpida George

 

 

Up till now, I've mostly concentrated my photography on my own creative work

This shoot required me to put

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

of my own creativity

in

 

 

It was a challenge

 

 

But on first glance the results look to be OK...

 

 

 

 

Having finished the pics

I had a poorly satisfying

sausage, egg, chips and beans

in some half cafe in Acton Central

occupied by

MANIC

arguments over poor town planning

'YOU OPEN THE DOOR ONTO WHAT??? THERE'S NO FOOTPATH?!?!......HOW CAN A FIRE ENGINE GET DOWN THERE???.....THE ROADS NOT WIDE ENOUGH?!?!.....AND THERE'S NO FOOTPATH?!?!......CAN YOU SEE A FOOTPATH????....THERE IS NO FOOTPATH!!!!'

 

 

 

Then, I was on the train

back to

Fish Island

 

 

 

At (i think) West Hampstead

a familiar face boarded the train right nextdoor to me

 

 

 

@BonnySentrosi

 

 

 

Bonny works for the illustrious Rollon Entertainment

He Tour Manages House singer Tara McDonald

makes music

speaks Japanesse

amongst many other things...

 

 

 

It was good to catch up...

 

 

 

Bonny was on his way to popping home at Gospel Oak to go up to Finchley to pick up a car to go to St Pancreas to pick up 2 music people to take them to the Usher afterparty at the Indigo2

 

 

 

The best news Bonny told me

was that

BIG things are afoot in the world of Rollon Entertainment

 

 

 

Yes boss, as per predicted and encouraged

the HIGHLY talented pop singer Laura Steel is being courted by BIG labels

 

 

OFFERS ABOUND!!!!

 

 

 

Sadly

I no longer work with Laura

We fell out over stolen photos, not enough V.I.P and not enough wine

 

 

 

But I remain a fan

 

 

 

Yes boss

Laura will go FAR!!!! because she's a HUGE AND CONFIDENT talent

and because she has exceptional management

 

 

 

I LOVE exceptional managers!!!

 

 

 

But the problem I have with them

is that they tell people how things are going to be...

 

 

 

And (right or wrong) I don't like to be

TOLD

 

 

 

anything....

 

 

 

 

47

February 16th, 2011

 

 

I'm sat here

 

IRONICALLY

 

wearing my Tescos bodywarmer

 

 

 

 

This isn't a statement so much as

I don't have anything to hand that's more comfortable and warm...

 

 

 

 

No boss...

After the first Tescos letter I got

 

2 weeks after not turning up

 

URGING ME TO ATTEND A MEETING!!!

 

 

 

I got another...

 

 

It said I hadn't turned up for THE LAST meeting

and as a consequence

 

 

I HAD ANOTHER MEETING WITH THE STORE MANAGER!!!

 

 

 

 

I didn't turn up to that meeting either

 

 

I guess I'm now

SACKED!!!

 

 

 

 

But my 10% off staff card still works

and I'm yet to recieve any paperwork confirmation...

 

 

 

 

Today...

 

I was at The Royal Opera House in Covent Garden to taste French wine...

 

 

It was alright....

 

 

I got there a bit late

had a FREE lunch

then set about the wines...

 

 

 

 

There were a few good ones

but I was really struggling on cleansing the pallette

 

Everything was blurrrrrrrrry

and I found it hard to get the flavours off my tongue to be able taste anything

new...

 

 

 

 

I came away with 18 FREE bottles though...

 

 

 

 

Yes boss

at the end of each of these do's there's a crime...

 

 

 

 

Hundreds of half opened bottles go into a skip unless you

GRAB THEM QUICK!!!

 

 

 

 

And then

there are producers who have

10 bottles and no way of taking them back on the Eurostar...?!?!?!

 

 

 

 

So now I'm enjoying a bottle of red

 

Domaine Marsoif

La Croix des Templiers

Bourgogne

Appellation Bourgogne Controlee

EPINEUIL

2009

Pinot Noir

 

 

 

IT'S HOT FUCKING SHIT!!!

 

 

 

'An estate at Tonnerre in the northern Yonne owned and run since 1990 by Raphael Masson.

7ha of wines are on gently sloping, clay-limestone soils once owned by the

 

Knights Templar

( a chapel remains on the property).

 

The main production is in AOC Bourgogne Tonnerre (Chardonnay), supplemented by

AOC Epineuil: red and rose.

Petit Chablis

and

Cremant de Bourgogne.

 

Blanc de Blancs

 

(BLANKETY BLANK????)

 

 

 

 

Non-interventionist winemaking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

46

February 15th, 2011

 

 

Well today was terribly furious...

 

Vomit

diarroea

& sleeping on a sofa like a guest in my OWN old house

 

Bertie Contador being cleared of dope

 

and Tottenham beating AC Milan without their star man Bale..?

 

 

 

I'd start at the top, except I need more time to work it properly...

So let's get straight onto the the cheap hearsay sporting TOSH!!!

 

 

 

Spurs are good.

One of my predictions for this football season

(I think the only correct one)

was that Spurs would go good in the Champions League

 

And so they have...

 

I don't like to have to admit it, but I do like Redknapp

Shame the only time he done

SHIT!!!

was when he was managing The Saints

 

 

 

And Bertie...?

 

 

 

CLEARLY AN INNOCENT MAN!!!

 

 

 

And the first splinter in the phoney

WAR ON PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS IN SPORT!!!???

 

 

 

Here's my take...

 

 

 

I would imagine Bertie doped.

 

I'd imagine he has a very

VERY

clever doping doctor who was only caught out by an absurdly accurate test.

 

 

 

But the thing that's GREAT about Bertie

is that he has an undying and

COMPLETE

BELIEF

that he can do

NO!!!

wrong and will

NEVER

be beat...

 

 

 

AND THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO WIN!!!

 

 

 

Yes boss, I read recently that Andy Schleck realised his defeat in last years Tour

when he was about to step onto the podium in Paris...

 

 

Well SHIT!!!

 

 

Bertie realised he was gonna loose the Tour when he saw Schleck

 

 

ATTACK!!!

then slip his chain...

 

 

So

Bertie acted accordingly and grabbed the Tour winning margin...

 

 

Then knowing 'mateyness' was

Schlecks

achilies

 

 

got all 'matey'

to take away the fire from Schlecks

STEAM of response!!!

 

 

Yes boss, the reason Bertie has won 3 and counting

is

that like Lance

he doesn't fully understand or comprehend the idea of

defeat...

 

 

Physically, Schleck was a mile or 2 better than Bertie in the 2010 Tour

but he got beat because

HE DOESN'T

NEED

TO WIN!!!

 

 

BERTIE DOES!!!

 

 

Schleck was outplayed by Berties psycho games

his REFUSAL to be beat by a beter man

and his friends in

HIGH

places...

 

 

LONG LIVE BERTIE!!!

 

 

TOUGHEN THE FUCK UP SCHLECK!!!

 

 

 

45

February 14th, 2011

 

 

 

Valentines Day...?

 

 

More than anyone

I remember a little bald bloke

who died on

February 14th 2004

 

Marco Pantani

 

Aged 34

In a Room

In a Hotel

Called 'The Rose'

 

Cause of death..?

Overdose of Cocaine

(allegedly - very hard to actually do)

 

Mafia..?

 

Yes boss

 

Pantani's life and times were everything

I LOVE

about cycling

 

about drama

 

about life

 

Charismatic

talented

preparred to risk

ALL...

 

His

EPIC

(disappear to the mist)

Galibier

 

His crashed

4x4

4

x

in the space of an hour

 

Armstrong

through the

XXMXXMMMMIX

in the 2000 tour

 

And the day before that...?

 

The last day

 

HE

 

won!!!

 

into Morzine

 

 

 

So tonight..?

 

I tip my drink to Pantani...

 

 

Or at least I was doing that...

 

whilst reading

@Cunthorse

 

 

But then I got a message from the former Mrs Giovanni

to tell me she was so ill she couldn't

move...

 

And so I repaired to my former

OFFICIAL

residence

to cover the baby sitting

 

And now my daughter is waking up and puking...

 

 

 

HAPPY VALENTINES!!!

 

 

 

44

February 13th, 2011

 

LABELS & BADGES???

 

I'm not keen...

 

AND FLAGS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

 

 

 

Yes boss, when I was a kid, I wanted to be a cricketer...

 

After

'Wildlife Photographer'

my first SERIOUS job goal was

 

PROFESSIONAL CRICKETER!!

 

 

 

I did everything I could to achieve this goal...

 

I spent hours

THROWING A TENNIS BALL AGAINST THE WALL OF THE HOUSE

AND CATCHING IT!!!

 

It drove my family MADD!!!!

 

THUUNK!!!

 

THUNNK!!!

 

THUNK!!!

 

When they complained

I informed them me throwing the ball against the wall was in the long term

 

GOOD!!!

 

 

I went to the park with my friend Martin Rolfe as often as possible to practice

Martin was into cricket

but not as much as I was.

 

At 11 he went to a cricket friendly school and me to

another...

 

Within weeks Martin was sent trialing for Hampshire Youth

but he wasn't that serious about it

and so it went nowhere..

 

First time I played at my Secondary School

I took 3 wickets in the first over

all bowled..

THE SPORTS TEACHER WHOOPED!!!

And the girls asked me to

'stop playing properly'

 

But I also went nowhere...

My school was only interested in athletics

and so I got nothing more than brief school fame...

 

 

 

Well...

 

I don't feel bad about it now

even though playing PRO SPORT might have been

fun

 

No boss

I would have been TOO young

and confrontational

and HOT HEADED

to have had a good and long lasting career at sport

 

 

 

And I would have never got on with

the national anthem

 

 

 

43

February 12th, 2011

 

 

WHY IN THE HELL

I opted this to be a blog day in day out blog I will never know...?!!?

 

No boss, if there's one thing I'm not it's

 

consistent

 

 

And so on some days

I have 10 blogs in me

 

 

And on others none...

 

 

Yes boss

3 days ago

when i incurred the wrath of a number of Professional Cyclists and their fans

I coulda done

10

battling their little pious fantasies

 

 

And because I could only do one

 

I lost the momentum

and the hundreds of extra reads I'd have got if i'd have done

10

 

 

Today

I don't have much

 

 

I feel like doing pictures tonight...

 

And so if that interests you


 

I'M OVER HERE!!!

 

 

42

February 11th, 2011

 

 

THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAS GONE!!!!

 

 

At times, I've had inklings as to what and who and why...

But having never been to Egypt

and not really knowing what's happening on the ground

it's been a tough revolution to predict...

 

 

I guessed right that it would take 10 days or more and that there would be plenty of blood shed...

 

 

that's about it...

 

 

 

What remains unclear is

what the military will do now...?

 

 

And the protesters..?

 

 

Will Liberation Square be deserted this time next week..?

 

 

Will they march on Shalm and burn the MOOOO in his BILLION DOLLAR scooba..?

 

 

 

Whatever....

 

 

The Egyptian people have been shown to be

 

 

PROPERLY REVOLUTIONARY HARDCORE!!!

 

 

And I wish them all the best...

 

 

 

But I would also say this...

 

 

Democracy is something of a wet fish.

 

 

It sure beats a 30 year State Of Emergency Police State

 

 

But it doesn't mean you're not ruled by a VICIOUS ELITE

 

 

HELL BENT ON DEATH!!!

 

 

 

Now, where's that CUNT BLIAR???

 

 

 

41

February 10th, 2011

 

 

BLIMEY!!!

THAT LAST ONE'S A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW!!!

4 TIMES AS MANY VIEWS AS ANYTHING ELSE TO DATE!!!!

and it's been up less than a day...

 

I'm not sure I'm going to follow it with much either...

 

 

Yes boss

I had all kinds of ideas for a follow up piece that would have been a bit more considered and less emotional...

A 'Further & Better Particulars' kind of thing

But I don't have it in me today, so it'll have to be for another day...

 

 

I'm not gonna babble much on Egypt either

until it calms down...

 

It looks like The MOOOOOOOOOOOO is on his way out...

 

But what follows..?

 

Oh, and I'm suspicious of MR GOOGLE!!!

I'm not sure he's at all real...

 

 

 

Errrrr....

 

 

MY RIGHT INDEX FINGER HURTS!!!

TOO MUCH TYPING AND MOUSE WIGGLING!!!

It won't be long before I have CHRONIC arthritis in that finger...

I'll have to employ a typist...

 

 

On that note

 

I'll stop...

 

 

 

40

February 9th, 2011

 

 

 

I LOVE CYCLING!!!

 

I LOVE THE MINDLESS AND RECKLESS STUPIDITY OF IT!!!

The idiotic SELF MACHISMO....

Cippolinis early career Pre-Raphaelite hair...

Pantanis INSANE MINCING of Der Kaiser in the 1998 Tour

Lance Armstrongs NASTY cancer charity trading dominance.

Miguel Indurains CALM robotic CERTAINTY!!!

 

 

Yes boss, I and a friend so LOVED the worl-

NO!!!

cycling

so much

we cycled to the 1999 Tour (won by a doped up Lance Armstrong)

on bikes that barely worked.

 

PREP??

 

I'd done little that year except smoked vast quantities of dope, regular acid, some speed and ecstasy and drunk HEAVILY, whilst getting one of the few commendations on my Economics Diploma at Ruskin College, Oxford.

My training for The Tour consisted of giving up smoking for 2 weeks.

I hadn't cycled further than the corner shop for a very VERY long time...

 

No boss, we weren't on a health kick...

 

FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

 

WE LOVED PANTANI WAS ALL!!!

 

WE COULDN'T CARE A BLIND FUCK IF HE DOPED OR NOT!!!

 

HE'D DONE THE DOUBLE IN 1998 IN IMMENSE STYLE!!!

 

HE WAS OUR KINDA GUY!!!

 

RECKLESS!!!

 

PASSIONATE!!!

 

bald

 

EMOTIONAL!!!

 

STICKY OUT EARED!!!

 

INSTINCTIVE!!!

 

BRILLIANT!!!

 

 

Well...

 

Our aim in 1999 was to make Alp D'Huez!!!

500 MILES with FULL PANNIERS in 10 days!!!

I had about £120 of Francs and no fucking maps, so I had to have Mike in eyesight at all times...

Each night we slept rough

and drank a few bottles of wine...

 

Nevermind home comforts

WE JUST WANTED TO SEE THE TOUR!!!

 

We got frustrated,

fell out

and

almost DIED on our bikes more than once...

 

BUT WE MADE IT!!!

 

OH FUCKING HELL YES!!!

 

First up the Telegraphe (Cippo didn't make it)

 

then Col Du Galibier

 

then D'HUEZ!!!

 

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!

 

 

 

There are 2 things I don't like about cycling...

 

 

1

 

is GEAR FREAKS!!!

People who's only apparent interest in cycling seems to be idiocy like gear ratios, carbon fibre and clothing...

 

Yes boss, one of the funnier moments of our Tour in 1999 was at the top of Telegraphe...

 

I made it up the MONSTER without stopping.

It was then, AND REMAINS one of my finest achievements on a bike!!!

 

Mike did better.

 

He went off ahead...

 

HAD A FUCKING PUNCTURE!!!

(I passed him SMUGLY grinding my granny gear (69X23) and SUFFERING!!!)

 

Only for Mike to FIX his puncture, catch up and

 

BEAT me to the stage win...?!?!?

 

FUCKING E P I C!!!

 

 

Anyway, we're at the top of Telegraphe

and we bump into some Brits.

They're all geared up..

A few grands worth of bike and clothing and a car to the bottom of the hill to get it all and THEM there...

 

Mike has just MINCED THE TELEGRAPHE WITH A PUNCTURE AND HEAVY PANNIERS having cycled all the way from Bolton!!!

 

And all they can talk about is what gear ratios Mike has on his bike...!?!?

 

Mike then had a Peugeot bike that when NEW wouldn't have cost more than £100.

It was a simple 10 speed fake HEAVY racing bike.

Shit, it had those secondary brake levers on the bars and HEAVY panniers on the rack.

 

Mike had no more of a clue what fucking gear ratios were than they did as to the definition of the word STYLE!!!

 

But he fucking well cycled ALL the way from Bolton, via Norwich to London, then to Southampton, then to Col De Telegraphe on them...

 

Yes boss, it's these kind of soulless MATERIAL WARM GEAR LOVING PEOPLE who I DO HATE to see involved in cycling

 

 

For me...

 

CYCLING IS ABOUT

 

GUTS

 

RISK

 

BLOOD

 

DANGER!!!

 

(not gear ratios and technical fucking clothing)

 

PASSION!!!

 

FIRE!!!

 

SPORT!!!

 

INCREDIBLE ODDS!!!

 

 

'And what gear ratios have you got on that..??'

'FUCK OFF YOU BORING BASTARD!!! I'VE JUST CYCLED HERE IN 10 DAYS ON A BIKE YOU WOULDN'T SPIT AT!!!'

 

 

 

The 2nd thing that annoys me with cycling is the current

 

IDIOTIC PURITANICAL WAR ON DRUGS!!!

 

Yes boss, if it weren't bad enough that we already suffer an inept, unwinnable war on a whole range of perfectly reasonable recreational drugs, this last 10 or so years has seen a new IDIOTIC war

on Performance Enhancing drugs

 

 

The most recent salvo in this

is set to be the sad case of Riccardo Ricco..

 

Yes boss...

last weekend Dicky Ricky Riccardo seems to have for once and for all KIBOSHED his career by way of blood doping himself with bad blood...

Word is he nearly killed himself.

41 Degree Fever

Kidney Damage???

 

 

LIFETIME BAN IMMINENT!!!

 

 

Well shit...

 

 

I'm gutted because I like Ricky - have done since he got frisky in the Giro in 2008.

He would have won that race, but for a few bits of bad luck.

And he would have won the Tour that year 'n all if he hadn't got caught using the then latest version of EPO

 

I was GUTTED the day he got kicked out...

I could see it coming.

It was clear he was on something the others didn't have - but I couldn't give the slightest shit.

 

He was GREAT!!! to watch...

 

Yes boss..

I like doping in sport and I'd like to see the phoney war against it ANULLED!!!

 

I like doping in cycling in particular because all of my favourite riders BARRING NONE have doped...

They've either been caught, or have produced such recklessly FANTASTIC performances there is no way in hell any right thinking person could believe they can be clean...

And so to be against doping is to be a FUCKING TWO FACED IDIOT!!!

and I'm a mostly honest man...

 

 

So...

 

 

Last night I had a dig at a few Pro Cyclists by way of my darling @sportyjdeman twitter, suggesting they had

NO FUCKING BALLS!!!

for queueing up to lynch the Ricco

whilst keeping their words in their mouths on this last decades most

SUCCESSFUL DOPER!!!

 

@lancearmstrong

 

 

Seems like I hit a NERVE with the needle...

(most of them have felt it before)

 

 

My point???

 

I don't care if anyone dopes so long as they're good to watch...

 

 

 

I'll finish with this...

 

Today I was reading the coverage of Riccos mishap and one particular comment from some cunt in the Italian Rules stood out...

 

“We are faced with a young guy who is sick inside, intoxicated. This is very damaging and the Federation will take all the necessary steps to protect itself."

 

WHO'S HE TALKING ABOUT???

 

LANCE???

 

 

You know what..?

He's a cunt, and I used to hate him, but I've grown to like Lance...

Yes boss, I want my cycling legends to be

 

'sick inside, intoxicated by false messages, those of  fame and success at any cost and by any means – who has lost all sense of the reality of life...'

 

I don't want to see virginial choirboys celestially floating up dope FREE mountains on waves of warm HOT BIG MONEY BACKED TEAM smugness...

 

I want to see

 

MENTALISTS BLOWING THEIR FUCKING BRAINS OUT TO WIN AT ANY COST!!!

 

 

Sorry about that...

 

 

GET WELL SOON RICKY!!!

 

 

 

39

February 8th, 2011


 

I AM IN THE CAR!!!

I AM STAYING IN THE CAR!!!!

I AM NOT HERE!!!!



We were in the bar, somewhere we don't know in North Italy...

Driven to deliver Scandolera Prosecco...





Last year I helped pick this wine

and the 2 years before that.


Both times I flew to the UK mid-pick to sign on as unemployed


IT'S THE HARVEST!!!

THE AUTUMN!!!

THE REBUILD!!

WAKE UP!!!

IT'S FUN!!!



Yes boss, I say I'm no fan of work, but it never stops and I like that


And one evening at the last harvest

mySPAZZ friendadder had introduced me to a singer called Laura Steel




I've long had in interest in working with a good quality ambitious female singer...

Myspace is littered with them...

EVERYONE IS A SINGER?!?!?!

ALMOST EVERYONE CAN SING!!!!


But the ability, guts and the drive and the inclination to go somewhere???



Very few...

Some are loaded with talent and songs but stiffled by ideas of integrity and £$£$£money£$£$£$

Others have no fucking clue and some are just faces who...????

need management




Celina Rollon is a genius...

Yes boss, I have been around and about the music business enough to know that good management is everything and that good management is VERY FUCKING RARE!!!!

Celina Rollon is the only good manager I know




Working???

I don't even know where I fit...

One day I WILL make a record where I hammer the shit out of the singer...

the start point is Bjorks Homogenic....

The project involves being locked in a barn for 23 days with instruments and recording equipment and little if anything else...


 

It WILL never happen...

 


Whilst i wait for it to never happen, I do odd writing jobs for Celina & Laura and others,

I represent Scandolera,

I take pictures

I SHOUT BLOGS!!!

I sit outside on sunny days in Italy being brought wine and I pretend to translate...


I DIGRESS!!!


WE ARE GOING SOMEWHERE!!!

with wine






Yes boss, Capo BRONCA says we're going to be entertained and to entertain...

There is a disco that needs a delivery.

LAURA MUST SING AND I MUST DRESS IN ADIDAS WITH NO TIGHT TROUSERS BELONGING TO CELINA!!!






Valerio drives us for well over an hour and Laura sings..

Then we're lost and there's phones..


and found


THIS IS NOWHERE!!!!



Inside, there is Zebra pattern furniture
and the food is meat snacks accompanied by beautiful drinks
and beer
and wine
and meat
and bread
and.....


KARMA CHAMELEON

 


'I'm a man without conviction...

I'm a man who doesn't know...'


I'M A DRUNK INOPPORTUNE IAN CURTIS IN A ZEBRA SKINNED BAR...




We eatdrink GINORMOUSLY!!!

and SING

and talk

and create scenes,


before leaving pose for photos with the bar staff as if we are very special guests indeed...!!!






We pay for nothing and exit into the blacked out Chrysler Voyager like the ROCKSTARS we think we are...



and then

blue lights...







I AM IN THE CAR!!!

I AM STAYING IN THE CAR!!!!

I AM NOT HERE!!!!



38

February 6th, 2011

 

 

Yesterday, I got a letter from Tescos Bromley By Bow...

 

 

It said that I hadn't turned up for a while

and that I hadn't arranged any leave

and that I'm booked in

to attend a disciplinary hearing tomorrow

at

10am....

 

 

HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST!!!

 

 

I DONE AN ENIGMATIC ON THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT DISAPPEARING ACT!!!

 

 

I FOUGHT THE LAW AND I WON!!!

 

 

LET ME BE!!!

 

 

 

37

February 6th, 2011

 

 

 

I don't expect anyone to believe me....

 

 

No boss...

 

 

Emma was tired

so tired she was falling asleep on the floor

and whereas this getting her to sleep at all in the afternoon thing is usually

A TOUGH ASK!!!

it was clear that today it wouldn't take much...

 

 

So...

 

 

I put her in the buggy and walked towards the canal

but KNOWING it wouldn't take that long

U-turned back and up Bream Rd

then right onto Stour Rd

then left down Smeed Rd

 

NO SLEEPING BUNNY...

 

Back round to the right of Dace Road

Right into Monier Rd

Back right down Smeed Rd

 

 

ASLEEP!!!

 

 

 

I wheeled the buggy back to Dace Rd and into the @harmonicande PG£ Base via the 5 doors

 

 

TIME FOR MORE PROMO ON MY EGYPT PREDICTO BLOG!!!

I AM NOSTRODAMUS!!!

etc

 

 

I parked her up

and she started squirming

then

SHOT UP!!!

WIDE AWAKE!!!!

after less than 10 minutes sleep

 

'OOOOOHHH!!! OMCPUTER!!!....OOOOOOOOOOO BIKEALETTA I LIKE IT!!!!......OOOOOOOOOOO UCCELINO!!! CHE BELLO UCCLINO, QUESTO BIKEALETTA EMMA!!!.....DOVE MUMMY?????......OOOOOOOOOOO..........???'

 

WIDE AWAKE AND FRESH LOOKING IN 10 MINUTES???

 

A POWER NAP!!!

 

 

Well we can't stay in the @harmonicande PG£ Base because it isn't anything approaching child friendly, and THEIR AIN'T NO SPACE FOR ALL MY CRAP!!!

So it's back out to pad the streets...

 

 

We go out the door

up the concrete steps

towards the Greenway

 

and as we're reaching the top I see what looks like a dead fox behind a piece of Olympic furniture...

 

 

Now, I've always been interested in dead animals, I used to collect bits of them when I was young and before I became a serial ki-NO NO!!!!!

and having found the OFFICIAL WHITE DOVE OF PEACE!!! in the gutter on the previous day, I deicded to take a look see the fox...

 

 

Well...

 

Guess what it was..?

 

Behind the Olympic furntiure, was a BIG pile of clothes...

 

 

 

Now, this isn't unusual either in London in general and certainly not in East London...

But when I took a look at what was there it was a little more surprising...

 

The dead fox was some kind of a fur scraf with LOTS OF SPIKES!!

There was a couple of very nice black ladies coats that appear to be handmade

There was loads of metal and plastic chain mail including a shirt

Some odd masks

 

And a pair of LIME GREEN fake snakeskin leather trousers...

 

 

RESULT!!!

 

 

 

36

February 5th, 2011

 

 

Yesterday was supposed to be

THE DAY OF DEPARTURE!!!

 

I'm not sure if the protesters called it so

or the media

who are now hungering for a conclusion...

 

Whichever

MOOOOOOOOBARACK

didn't depart...

 

No boss, the day more or less passed without incident.

MOOOOOOOOOO told his supporters to lie low...

 

He's gone back to a strategy of kettling...

 

And he won the day...

 

 

Yes boss, for the revolution to have won it

MOOOOOOOOO HAD TO GO!!!!

Yesterday was the day to march on the palace and literally KICK HIIM OUT!!!

 

THOUSANDS would have died

 

But large casualties are unavoidable when overthrowing a cretinous stubborn military prick like MOOOOO!!!! on your own terms...

 

It would have been a bloodbath

But MOOOO would be gone...

 

 

Now the apparent plan is for ROCKY IV

 

'The Sunday Of Martyrs'

 

If there are no serious skirmishes and/or the crowd is any way percieved to be smaller

 

THE REVOLUTION IS OVER!!!

 

 

The support will drift away

The media with melt away (they already are)

The police will start picking stragglers off

The momentum will go...

And the soldiers will show their true colours - which have always been

MOOOOOOOOOOOO...

 

 

Yes boss, the problem with REVOLUTIONARY YOUTHS!!!

Is they don't always understand that the masses have things to do other than SHOUT SLOGANS!!!

People have to eat and their kids have to eat and they have to be able to sleep at night in safety...

Not everyone can sit in a square for weeks on end DREAMING RADICAL IMMEDIATE CHANGE!!!

 

 

Egyptians are clearly HUNGRY for change

But they are also hungry...

 

 

Once again I hope I'm wrong...

 

 

35

February 4th, 2011

 

 

I'm in one of those rather FRIGHTFUL spells of life when

 

NOTHING

IS

CERTAIN?!?!?

 

Yes boss...

Currently more or less eveything secure is

in the

a i   r   .

 

NOTHING IS BALANCED!!!

 

At times like these the easiest thing to do is to

 

SHIT YOURSELF!!!

(and at times I do...)

 

But

overall

 

Uncertainty leads to edge

and edge leads to excitement

and challenges

and ideas

and ADVENTURE!!!

 

And having been in such precarious positions

MANY

MANY

TIMES

BEFORE

 

I feel certain the place I find myself this time next year

will work out be a whole lot better

than the place

I'm

in

now...

 

 

 

In other news...

 

 

 

These Egyptian Protestors are HARD BASTARDS!!!

 

I like the way they're finally setting out their (one of many no doubt) agendas...

 

1. Resignation of the president

2. End of the Emergency State

3. Dissolution of The People's Assembly and Shora Council

4. Formation of a national transitional government

5. An elected Parliament that will ammend the Constitution to allow for presidential elections

6. Immediate prosecution for those responsible of the deaths of the revolution's martyrs

7. Immediate prosecution of the corrupters and those who robbed the country of its wealth.

 

As I've said before, I can only take the word of the media in all it's forms on this whole issue...

But in essence this seems to be some kind of an anarcho democratic revolution...

For the most part, it's not about political parties, or charismatic leaders or HEAVY POLITICS!!! or egos or heavy duty agendas..

It's about, people who have simply sucked up

 

TOO

MUCH

SHIT!!!

 

And so,

 

They've turned around to the avaricious, selfish, dyed hair, old FAT PIGS how rule them like slavemasters and are saying

 

STICK IT UP YOU FUCKING ARSE WITH SPIKES ON!!!

WE ARE WHAT'S NEW AND FRESH AND EXCITING ABOUT THIS COUNTRY!!!!

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF SCUMMY OLD DUSTY PARASITIC CUNTS!!!

 

 

How can you not LOVE that...?

 

 

 

Finally...

 

Get your laughing gear around what i found in the gutter of the road that sits bewteen the old yuppie flat and the office...?

 

 

 

Is peace a fake white dove in the gutter..?

 

Or

 

Will the old bird ever fly..?

 

 

Whichever...

 

 

I'll be exploring how well it does against

 

MY OFFICIAL YELLOW TANK!!!!

 

Very very soon...

 

 

 

 

34

February 3rd, 2011

 

 

 

The problem Big O has had since getting the Pressies job is you can't be a liberal whilst running a global SUPERPOWER!!!

 

No boss, the reason I ROUNDLY ridicule Barrack at every available opportunity is for this

ONE

straightforward

reason...

 

When you have hundreds of thosands of troops scattered around the world involved in imperialistic conflicts designed to open markets, source supplies and gain influence favourable to your own country...

 

YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A LIBERAL FREEDOM LOVING NICE GUY!!!

 

IT'S BULLSHIT!!!

 

It's like being a STRICT MORAL VEGETARIAN

 

who owns and runs a slaghterhouse...

 

When you run a country that is widely understood to be THE one and only Global Superpower & Policeman

 

YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS!!!

 

END OF FUCKING STORY!!!

 

 

The single good thing about Bush, was it was easy to see who he was...

A THICK, EASILY MANIPULATED CRETINOUS PRICK!!!

A man who nakedly showed what he was about.

Who's backers were CLEAR...

Who's agenda was CLEAR..

 

 

With Bush you knew what you were dealing with.

 

 

Then Bush went and in came Barrack on a MESSIANIC WAVE!!!

 

 

Barrack

 

THE SELLER OF SLOGANS!!!

THE SELLER OF NEW HOPE!!!

THE SELLER OF CHANGE!!!

 

The seller of a NEW American Dream...

 

 

So what's actually changed...?

 

 

So far as I can see...

FUCK ALL....

 

 

Yes boss, the armies abroad have got BIGGER and new conflicts

mostly

hidden

have started...

 

Guantanamo remains open for business

 

Meantime, each window in the world to support the kind of HOPE he's vaunted and promoted, Barrack is found to be COMPLETELY POWERLESS AND IMPOTENT!!!

Yes boss, each time there's a proper and current domestic or global issue requiring a STRONG and important liberal stance

Obama is out in the basketball court

 

SHOOTING HOPES!!!

 

 

An example...

 

Alleged wikileaker Bradley Manning remains in solitary being checked on every 5 minutes?!?!

Denied all basic dignity.

Punitively imprisoned...

 

For what...?

 

Manning is a young idealist open minded kid who's been brave enough to try and unearth some truth about how the world is really run..

The kind of kid who probably subscribed to Barracks endless inferences of a NEW DAWN in Americas hopes and role in the world...

The kind of kid who would have been at the center of the civil rights movement had he have been about in the 60s...

The kind of kid, Barrack pretends to have been and to support and stand for...

 

Punitive torture treatment...?

 

BARACK'S ON COURT?!?!

 

SILENCE

 

HIDING...

 

He sends out his staff and colleagues to infer Manning is a terrorist, an underminer of FREEDOM, a pox who needs to be locked up forever...

 

 

Take it back further...

 

When the wikileaks cables were initially breaking in December, we saw nothing of Barrack at all...

Instead of coming out and explaining how and why it's necesary for things to be kept secret - he sent out Clinton or Gates to take the flack and he himself

 

HID...

 

And the reason he hid...?

 

Perhaps because if he went up against Assange

1 on 1

or even indirectly from a distance

it would be all too very clear to all as to who the

REAL

Barrack Obama

is...

 

 

Sure Big O can and does rouse and ramble about issues long past their sell by date..

He can talk about American Civil Rights or Native American Rights with great accuracy and incredible effect.

He can ride on the back of the success and hard work of movements from days gone by..

 

 

But the HERE AND NOW???

 

 

Take Egypt...

 

Egypt is an ally of The US.

Barrack has inherited this state of affairs from previous governments

 

And so he can't be dropping it too easily...

 

But in his years in power to date, he could perhaps have done something to try and reign the MOOOOOO into change

before

this

FUCKING MESS!!!

 

But no...

 

'Obama himself has been highly supportive of Mubarak. It’s worth remembering that on his way to that famous speech in Cairo, which was supposed to be a conciliatory speech towards the Arab world, he was asked by the press—I think it was the BBC—whether he was going to say anything about what they called Mubarak’s authoritarian government. And Obama said, no, he wouldn’t. He said,

"I don’t like to use labels for folks. Mubarak is a good man. He has done good things. He has maintained stability. We will continue to support him. He is a friend."

 

And

NOW THE MESS IS RAMPANT???

 

Barrack  - BEING A lover of FREEDOM AND NON VIOLENT PROTEST TO EFFECT CHANGE!!! could perhaps be on TV 3 times a day, making it clear that the has nothing but contempt for MOOOOOOOOOOBARRACK!!!

 

That though he couldn't say it in person (until now), he's ALWAYS thought The Moooooo is a CUNT!!!

 

That he backs the kids trying to build a better world...

 

He could be cutting military aid...?

 

He could be calling for sanctions...?

 

RABBLE ROUSING FOR CHANGE?!!?

 

 

But where's Barrack...?

 

 

At the end of Wednsday 2nd of Feb - a day of horrific state sponsored thugery

He was out on court...

 

Nothing to say...

 

His own journalists getting beaten

 

SILENCE

 

Horrific, brutal streetfighting scenes

 

SILENCE...

 

 

SHOCKING....

 

 

As for his son

MOOOOOOO

Barack...?

 

I can't help but think that if Moooo could have kept calm for maybe 1 or 2 more days or weeks, and he might have survived with a tiny ammount of dignity...

 

Until Feb 2nd, it's looked like he was kettling...

That he was going to hold things as they were and wait for the demonstrators to get borred, and start to drift away...

Loose their energy and focus...

 

Then MAYBE

just

MAYBE...

He could have prevarocated for a while, tortured and beaten for a while longer, and perhaps held power until an earlier than September election at which point he could have slithered away...

 

But he couldn't wait...

And his supporters haven't been able to help but demonstrate just exactly

WHO

and

WHAT

savage fucks they are...

 

Yes boss, yesterday and today The MOOOOOO has proved almost everything people have negatively said of him to date...

 

PRIMITIVE CYNICAL THUG RULE...

 

Horrible...

 

 

But then with

MOOOOOOO

Barrack...

 

You do at least know who and what you're dealing with...

 

 

33

February 2nd, 2011

 

Keeping on about wine...

 

Yesterday I asserted that the 'fact' that one wine

is

considered

to be better than another

isn't in any way 'factual'

 

It's only ever opinion...

 

Yes boss,

people who drink lots of wine

DAY IN DAY OUT

SAY

one wine is better than another

 

THAT'S ALL

 

 

Well, to me it's very possible to say that

Those who continually drink wine, shouldn't be the ones doing the judging of what is good and isn't...

I maintain that such peoples pallets are so drenched and deluded and hungry for change that they sometimes don't see the

wood

for the

trees..

 

 

Here's an annecdote as to HOW and why that might be the case...

 

 

Towards the end of the tasting yesterday

one of the tasters noticed that one of the bottles of wine was 'corked' and told the person behind the table that it should be removed...

 

Yes boss, until recently the only thing I knew about 'corked' bottles was the time the guy in Fawlty Towers had to explain to Basil Fawlty that a bottle was 'corked' in the episode about the Hotel Inspectors...

 

'The wine has reacted with the cork'

 

 

I didn't know what that tasted like and even doubted it to be real until someone pointed out that one of our bottles of Rose was corked at last years Taste Of London

 

I looked at the woman, figured she knew NOTHING, pictured the scene in Fawlty Towers and tasted the bottle...

 

It tasted of cork...

 

'I seee....'

 

 

So yesterday, this person noticed the corked bottle at the Tasting...

 

Well...

 

There was about 2 fingers of it left...

 

Which meant that between 20 and 30 WINE EXPERTS, DEALERS, JOURNALISTS and HANGERS ON had taken a sample of it and either declined to mention to anyone that the bottle was corked...

 

OR

 

HAD SIMPLY NOT NOTICED IT WAS CORKED!?!?

 

 

Errrrr....

 

 

DING DONG!!!

 

 

 

 

32

February 1st, 2011

 

 

I've been in the wine business for about a year

and seen it

before then...

 

And I still don't quite get it...

 

No boss,

I adore wine

and I wonder at the incredible variety and dedication of those who produce it...

 

But the whole culture that surrounds it is

very

VERY

odd...

 

Yes boss,

today I was at the Annual Bancroft Portfolio Wine Tasting at the Westbury Hotel just off Bond Street in Mayfair.

 

These kind of gigs are something to beh-odddd...

 

In this case there were 220 different bottles of wine on offer for tasting...

 

The cheapest (at trade price exc VAT) was £4.75 and the most expensive was £70.20 (at trade price exc VAT)

 

So, AT LEAST double that if you're buying it off the Off Licence shelf

 

And TREBBLE it if you're drinking in a restaurant

 

 

The idea at these tastings is that you taste and

 

SPITTTTT!!!

 

and talk

 

and network

 

 

You are a dealer, or journalist, a distributor, a retailer or a hanger on and you taste the wine

 

SQUEEZE IT ABOUT IN YOUR MOUTH

 

sniff it

 

look cleverly at its colour

 

PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT IN THE FUCK YOU ARE THEIR FOR!!!

 

 

and make notes...

 

 

You have a FREE lunch of top end cheese and ham and bread

 

and you take a glasss

poured for you

 

most of the time

 

nearly always 4 times as much as you need to taste it...

 

You take it into your mouth

and suck and squizzle it...

 

Then most people

SPITTTTTTT IT!!!

 

and pour the rest away...

 

Some people

PROJECTILE SPITTTTTT!!!!

 

Yes boss, THEY PISS THE TOP QUALITY PLONK

out of their mouths like it's a fucking water feature...?!?!?

 

 

It's a very easy thing to get into...

 

You get on a certain network

and you're

WELCOMED!!!

every time with open glasses

 

By God, today I was called 'SIR!!!'

5 times inbetween the first door of The Westbury Hotel

and the

Tasting Room...?!!?

 

'GODDAMIT I'M IMPORTANT!!!!' I thought...

'I'M AT A WINE TASTING JUST OFF BOND STREET AND PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME SIR!!!'

 

 

But this is the thing I find hard with wine

 

this idea of VALUE...

 

Yes boss, we import a wine for 2.20 euros that once we've paid tax on we can sell for about £5 a bottle + VAT at trade price...

It's a very easy, nice quality clean and easy young pleasant red wine...

 

And I would bet that if you put it in most peoples shopping, they'd prefer it to the

£70.20 (EXC VAT Trade price)

wine I tried today

that smelt of rotten eggs...

 

But because this £70.20 (EXC VAT trade price) wine has been hand picked by virgins

then storred in Mongolian Oak for 15 years

rubbed by craftsmen

MASTERED BY THE OLD

and

sold by a good dealer

 

It's said to be the better, more expensive wine...

 

even though it smells

 

BAD!!!!

 

and doesn't taste any better on my naive pallet????

 

Yes boss, maybe there's some extra costs in production of the £70.20 bottle

The grapes are hand selected and from older vines...

It's stored for longer

Maybe it works well with certain foods.

Maybe it's  got good lineage and the estate it's grown on is owned by some BIGWIG

 

But it actually being better is only ever a question of 'taste'

And 'taste' has nothing at all to do with facts

'Taste' is only ever about opinion

It's just that some people in places of power in the wine business 'SAY' it's better..?

 

I don't get it...!?!?

 

 

31

January 31st, 2011

 

I can't remember my 31st brithday...

 

Since my 30th

and in fact before it

I've paid very little attention to birthdays

 

mine

or others (except my daughters)...

 

 

So...

NEVER EXPECT A CARD!!!

 

 

Anyway...

 

 

Todays is another itsy bitsy blog...

 

 

I'd like to start by expressing my

 

FUITLE RAGE!!!

 

at the inability of the 3 Network to provide me with an adequate internet in the daytime...

 

It's particularly SHIT between 11 and 2pm

 

It used to be close to perfect

WAY BETTER than I though possible from a mobile broadband

I then realised the transmiter was a mere 50 crow flying yards from me...

 

Then it got

CRAP!!!

 

But you know what happened today..?

 

I'D HAD ENOUGH!!!

 

And so I put 'O2' into google, so that when the 333333333winternet worked I could look at an alternative provider...

 

and since then it's been the best for more than a week?!?!

 

 

Tomorrow

 

I'm going wine tasting at The Westbury Hotel in Mayfair

 

Yes boss, it's set to be another HARD DAY in the office for Giovanni!!!

 

There's more than 100 wines to be tasted

 

I will of course do my best to get

 

THROUGH THEM ALL!!!

 

 

 

In other news...

 

 

Today

I realised I'm very fond of

Jack Nicholson

 

I've never seen him do a bad performance

 

'Five Easy Pieces'

 

is one of my favourite films

He's WONDERFUL

in that..

 

I also like the fact he's a hedonist

who knows when to stop...

 

 

EGYPT NEWS!!!

 

This new Vice President really is a HORRIBLE CUNT!!!

 

The way he's being portrayed as being some kind of a warm and gentle moderate STAND UP guy who COULD take over and be an improvement on MOOOOOOOOOOBARKBARKWOOFWOOF!!!!

IS FUCKING CRAZY!!!

 

Yes boss, next time you think I'm a nasty fuck for lambasting PEACENIK LIBERAL Obama as I often do

remember that the folk who

PULL HIS STRINGS

are happy arming and supplying people like this...


'Shortly after 9/11, Australian citizen, Mamdouh Habib, was captured by Pakistani security forces and, under US pressure, tortured by Pakistanis. He was then rendered (with an Australian diplomats watching) by CIA operatives to Egypt, a not uncommon practice. In Egypt, Habib merited Suleiman’s personal attention. As related by Richard Neville, based on Habib’s memoir:

Habib was interrogated by the country’s Intelligence Director, General Omar Suleiman…. Suleiman took a personal interest in anyone suspected of links with Al Qaeda. As Habib had visited Afghanistan shortly before 9/11, he was under suspicion. Habib was repeatedly zapped with high-voltage electricity, immersed in water up to his nostrils, beaten, his fingers were broken and he was hung from metal hooks.

That treatment wasn’t enough for Suleiman, so:

To loosen Habib’s tongue, Suleiman ordered a guard to murder a gruesomely shackled Turkistan prisoner in front of Habib – and he did, with a vicious karate kick.

After Suleiman’s men extracted Habib’s confession, he was transferred back to US custody, where he eventually was imprisoned at Guantanamo. His “confession” was then used as evidence in his Guantanamo trial.'

 

That said...

 

I'm very fond of Tony Soprano...

 

 

 

30

January 30th, 2011

 

30???

 

My 30th birthday was amongst the worst I've had...

Yes boss, my 30s have been more or less

 

COMPLETE AND PURE JOY!!

 

But the brithday itself was pure

BOLLOX!!!

 

Strangely, I've found more or less every 'significant birthday' to be a

COMPLETE FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

18,21 & 30

ALL CRAP!!!

 

 

Today was OK even though it was complicated...

 

I was on a childcare tip for most of it.

I went to the swings, bought electricity, watched Pepa Pig, cooked pasta, went chasing after money from the strange people in Hackne- NO!!! VICTORIA PARK VILLAGE!!!

 

And then went to Hackney to pick up a kids Dyson...

 

 

THAT

was something of an ordeal - but not one I hated...

 

Yes boss, I now have a strained relationship with the number 276 bus...

 

The 276 is the 'Tour De PoorAreas' bus

It starts at Newham General Hospital, comes through East Ham (West Hams poor neighbour AND WEST HAM AIN'T CHELSEA!!!), then Stratford, Bow, Hackneys

Wick,

Central

&

Downs

 

and

HOMERTON

which includes the rather elite and much desired district know as

'MURDER MILE'

 

before ending up in the somewhat more nouveau posh Stoke Newington...

 

Yes boss, the 276 is a proper journey...

filled with faces

and characters

and strangeuns

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE!!

 

Generally speaking I LOVE this bus route for all those reasons...

 

But yesterday my daughter and I had to wait 40 minutes for a bus...

And today

A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR!!!

 

So in a HUFF!!! I'm gonna have a few days off...

 

 

In other news...

 

The Egyptian thing continues to evolve...

 

My gut feeling is it's gonna fail in achieving the immediate overthrow of MOOOOOOOOOOBARAK...

Yes boss, there's too much at stake for America and it's America who are calling the shots on this one....

Man Of Peace Obama AKA The Grand Puppet is in no position to have yet ANOTHER random Middle Eastern state not whistling his tune...

PORPER AND FREE DEMOCRACY IS THE LAST THING HE NEEDS!!!

It'll mean instability and infighting and KAOS!!!

 

and

Obama

likes none of this...

 

Meantime IMPORTED Al Barry is too ridiculous and lightweight to run a country so strategically important and turbulent...

He couldn't even organise a fucking sound system for his speech?!?!

I'VE BEEN TO MANY DEMOS WITH SOUND SYSTEMS!!!

IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD?!?!

Especially when you're have 6 FUCKING DAYS TO LOOT ONE!!!???

 

I worry...

 

MOOOOOO0000000ooooooooOOOOOOOBOLLOCK

still has the police,

the military

and the scummy cheap US on his side...

 

My guess is they're gonna wear down the protests by tolerating them...

Same principle as

'kettling'

 

Let them do their thing

but control it...

 

It'll wane...

 

MOOOOO

will go,

but over a long period

6-9 months

to a successor of The US's choice

 

I hope I'm wrong...

 

 

 

29

January 29th, 2011

 

IT'S A BITS AND PIECES BLOGDAY!!!

 

 

Firstly, my MAIN subject of the moment...

 

THE POLITICS OF REVOLUTIONARY EGYPT!!!

 

Yes boss, I have lived in the UK for the vast majority of my puff, and have never been to Egypt.

Neither to I have any interest in going there

Or even learning too very much about it's reality..

But this last 24 hours or so, I've found that like so many others, I HAVE BECOME A COMPLETE AND TOTAL EXPERT ON EGYPTS LIFE TIMES, REVOLUTION AND POLITICS!!!

I know WHO'S pulling the strings and

where they got them...

I KNOW about THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I KNOW about global geo-politics...

I KNOW ABOUT DRACULA!!!

 

When in fact I know

more or less nothing...

other than that Egypt have Pyramids and a rather important canal...

 

I also know that I like to see good rioting and regime change that has no leader and is PROPER FULL ON AND HARDCORE!!!

 

IT'S GREAT TO WATCH!!!

 

Especially good when it involves states and nations who have BIG strategic power....

 

PROPER GOOD DISASTER PORN WITH AN UPLIFTING

 

real

 

'YES WE CAN!!!'

 

EDGE!!!

 

 

In other news...

 

 

Yesterday, I saw the cats penis for the first time...

 

Yes boss, I have for a while doubted that the 3 month old cat named either Micio Miow or Friend (to be confirmed) was even a boy...

He seemed to have 2 long rows of nipples that looked to me to be very VERY girly...

 

Then yesterday, I saw him cleaning himself and noticed this

little

red

thing

poking out of his fur...

 

He was gently

and

lovingly

licking it...

 

'IS THAT HIS COCK!!?!!?!'

I thought...

 

He kept on gently licking it, wearing an incredibly delicate and thoughtful face...

 

'COME LOOK AT THIS!!!'

I EXCLAIMED

'THE CAT HAS A COCK AND HE'S GENTLY LICKING IT WITH A LOOK OF ABSOLUTE AND COMPLETE BLISS!!!'

 

 

Lastly...

 

 

I am now at war with the landlords of the @harmonicande office/studio/temporary PG£ base..

 

Yes boss, I like peace as much as Obama, but what I don't like is the lights in the friggin toilet not working AT ALL for months on FUCKING end...

I also don't like people who steal my or my publicists money

then pretend they lost it

but have MIRACULOUSLY FOUDN IT AGAIN!!!

 

And so I'm involved in a propaganda war that has in it's infancy already provoked door to door enquiries???

 

It could be a long battle

 

BUT SO HELP ME GOD I WILL PREVAIL!!!

 

 

 

28

January 28th, 2011

 

RIGHT THEN!!!

 

SOME WORDS!!!

 

I was just discussing the idea of the internet being turned off on Twitter...

 

Apparently Mubarak has had Egypt turn it's off, so as to prevent RABBLE ROUSING!!!

Maybe that's not such a bad thing..?!?

People will have to start talking to one another directly and in a revolution that could help?!?

It'll also mean people can't have any excuse not to get out and riot..

There can be no

'I'LL COME OUT AND RIOT JUST AS SOON AS I'VE CAUGHT UP WITH THE GILBERT & GEORGE EXPISODE OF THE ONE SHOW ON THE IPLAYER!!!'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/tv/bbc_one/20110126

 

In all honesty, I have no idea what's really behind this recent spate of Arab dissent?!!?

Seems in general to be that people have had too much of the SAME OLD SHIT!!!

That the fat belidgerant pricks who run these countries have pushed the boat out a little too far...

The people ARE TIRED OF THEIR RELENTLESS SELFISH EGO GUFF!!!

 

But things still mystify me...!?!?

 

On the one hand everyone is saying it's all about poverty and social justice - that large percentages of people are below the poverty line in Egypt and Tunissia, that unemployment is high etc etc...

But at the same time these riots are said to be being organised and manipulated by the internet?!!?

To such a degree that Mubarak has had it turned off..

Are we to assume that poor people are buying computers ahead of food...!?!?

Is that good...?

 

In the long term is a computer really going to produce GREATER salvation than a sack of rice?!?!?

 

And another thing...

 

IS DEMOCRACY REALLY ANY BETTER THAN DICTATORSHIP?!?!

Aren't Democratic Politicians really just the same beasts at Dictators?!?!

Has Tony Bliar ever been accountable?!?!

A million people marched against invading Iraq

they were ignored...

Tens of thousands demonstrated against the recent changes to Student Fees

They were portrayed, by those in power & their sycophantic media as being

VIOLENT MALEVOLENT THUGS!!!

and then ignored...

 

Sound faniliar..?

 

Don't get me wrong...

I fully support anyone who wants to bring any kind of government down..

IN FACT I'M IN FAVOUR OF IT HAPPENING AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE!!!

That Italy has had more changes in the job of Prime Minister in the last 50 years than Berlusconi has had underage prostitutes in the last calendar year is a GOOD thing...

 

It's just that I have pretty serious qualms about the much feted roll of the internet in changing the world for the better...

As far as I can see the inernet is like TV

BUT WORSE!!!

 

Yes boss, Is it really an advance for people to sit in glued to their fucking laptops, PEDs & ipads?!?!

TV is pretty ignorable - the internet isn't...

It's a constant drip drip drip feed of meaningless and mostly banal information

That it's interactive makes it all the more addictive and compulsive...

 

Shouldn't people be out HAVING REAL FUN?!?!?

Meeting REAL people..?!?

Having more REAL HUMAN lives?!?!?

Is that not FREEDOM???

 

Does it really matter that you can (on paper) look at more or less anything you want on the internet - that you're not forced into watching any one version of events..?!?

Is it not the case that the vast majority of people look at the internet with the same blinkers as they look at anything else..?!!?

 

Lefties look at lefty sights and criticise right sites.

Righties look at righty sights and criticise lefty sites.

 

Sure the internet is still largely speaking a HUGE AND UNCHARTERED VASTNESS!!!

But then so was America

and look at the twisted, imperious, vicious mess of it now...

 

For me, the rise of the internet seems to be the rise of a Cowed New World that makes people easier manipulated and easier controlled...

At the moment it has the appearance of being groovy and liberating - but all told that's BOLLOCKS!!!

 

It's a fucking curse FOR ALL so far as I can see...

 

I like it though...

 

 

27

January 27th, 2011

 

STILL NO WORDS!!!

 

 

BUT

 

 

3 TRACKS TO DOWNLOAD!!!

 

 

Sinead O'Connor - Scarlett Ribbons

 

 

Americo Rodrigues - The Wire

 

 

Ska Cubana - La Gaita Sabrosa

 

 

 

 

26

January 26th, 2011

 

 

LIGHTS IN THE TOILETS

 

PLEASE

 

????

 

 

 

25

January 25th, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

Todaysa gonna be a long one...

 

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, I've only been OFFICIALLY out of the employ of Tesco for a coupla days and already the benefits and opportunities are opening up...

 

 

 

 

I say opening up - I mean, I'm SCRABBLING AWAY LIKE A CROCKED UP WILDEBEAST TRYING TO FIND SOME GOOD OPPORTUNITIES TO OPEN THE FUCK UP QUICK SHARP BEFORE MY WHOLE WORLD CORRODES TO NOTHING!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes boss, if I have one guilty pleasure in political discourse it was when Lord Tebbit advised those without jobs and opportunities to

'GET ON THEIR BIKE!!!'

 

 

 

 

In all honesty

I never saw what the BIG deal on that one was...

Yes boss, more or less anyone who's done anything interesting in life who's come from a 'UNDERPRIVILEDGED' background has only done it by way of 'GETTING ON THEIR FUCKING BIKES!!!' and finding some opportunities and things to do...

Unless you're rich at birth, my experience is that you don't get nothing if you don't GET THE FUCK ON YOUR FUCKING BIKE and ride a little...

Only lottery winners have fortunes fall into their laps

and you know the odds on that...

 

 

 

 

For me, Titbits OUTRAGE was a pretty good piece of advice.

Perhaps a bit patronising coming from a cunt who might not have struggled so much himself (I don't know much about tittybeebees background - but I'd imagine he's not been poor) but good advice none the less...

 

 

 

 

Anyway...

The first thing I've set about is clearing out some of the vast VAST quantites of the PG£ archive that aren't core to it...

Yes boss, I'm an horrendous hoarder of all things book, record, cd and memorabilia like...

That I say I'm a dealer in such things hasn't recently so much meant a buyer and seller as just a buyer, finder and hoarder...

 

 

 

 

Well

this is changing and so I'm once again, like Early Spencer, becoming a seller of things peripheral to the collection...

I'll be putting up a few hundred items on ebay and respicing paulgiovanni.coms shopping area...

What I have on ebay can be found by clicking HERE

If you buy something and tell me you LOVE EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WRITTEN!!!

or

ADMIRE AND LOVE MY PHOTOS!!!

I will most likely give you extra FREE stuff

 

 

 

 

SO...

BUY SHIT AND BE NICE!!!

CARROT AND STICK!!!

INNIT!!!

 

 

 

 

The second thing to have dropped in my lap is a little more stimulating than FIGHTING with a wierd internet sales device...

Yes boss, those who have been in knowledge of my business for a while will know that in the past I have engaged with the murky and dishonest world of medical trials...

Medical trials are wierd - but then so am I, and so i fit them pretty well...

I like to think of them as being rehab - a time for calm reflection, when I'm forced to curb my excesses and lie in a bed for 16 or 20 days and be waited upon by nurses...

 

 

 

 

Well...

Today i got a call from Hammersmith Medicines Research.

 

 

 

 

I did a few trials with HMR 3 or 4 years ago, and seeing a bleak horizon ahead, I emailed them before xmas to see what they had...?

 

 

 

 

Today they called me back...

I chatted with a very polite lady called Rowena and one particular opportunity STOOD UP!!!

 

 

 

 

Here follows the email that details it...

 

 

 

 

Dear Paul

I am e-mailing following our telephone conversation today regarding taking part in medical trial 10-019 regarding a potential new treatment for pain.

The study medication is for treating neuropathic pain, which is pain caused by damage to the nerves. Popular painkillers, such as paracetamol and ibuprofen, have little or no affect on neuropathic pain.  The recreational drug cannabis can relieve pain, but has many unwanted side effects. There are natural substances in the body that are similar to cannabis, which can also relieve pain. We hope that the study medication will work by increasing the level of one of those natural pain-relieving substances, without the side effects linked to cannabis use.

We will be looking at what the side effects are when taken by mouth, how much gets into the bloodstream and how quickly the body gets rid of it, and what the effects are on the levels of naturally occurring cannabis-like substance, and related substances.

This trial is the first to be tested in man, although having undergone many tests, in animals it has made changes to the testes and low sperm count. The dose of the study medication in this trial is 40 times lower than the dose that saw any change, where no changes occurred. Therefore on this trial they will be asking for semen samples to be produced to keep careful monitoring, your sperm count will be measured at screening and at the end of the trial. It is very unlikely that any damage or change will occur after 2 doses of study medication.  The study medication might cause similar effects to those of cannabis: feeling high, sleepiness, dizziness, clumsiness, changes in blood pressure, flushing, vomiting or abdominal pain. We’ll monitor you very closely.

Your screening is on Wednesday 23rd February 2011 at 11.00am.

I have enclosed details of where we are now! 

Please bring with you your passport and proof of your national insurance number.

You will need to fast for 10 hours before, and having not had any alcohol, caffeine, grapefruit or other citrus fruit, or anything containing poppy seeds for 24 hours before screening. You may want to have a late dinner the night before – as that is a long time not to eat.

No strenuous physical activity from 24 hours before screening.

And abstaining from ejaculation 4 days before the screening.

You are welcome to bring in any magazine material you may wish to aid you in producing the semen sample (we will not provide any). You will be asked to provide the sample in a discrete environment, to place the sample in a pot and we’ll provide a dark sample plastic bag where no one will be able to see the contents of the pot until it arrives to the lab.

Please call us if there are any problems 0800 EASYLIFE, you can leave a message anytime, but we are here to answer Monday – Friday 08.00 -15.30.

Many thanks for your interest

Rowena

 

 

 

 

So...

 

 

 

 

Provided I pass the screening, and complete the trial...

I'll be getting paid almost £2000 to lounge around in a bed for 12 days, NOT do exercise, whilst being waited upon by nurses, whilst having a wank once in a while in the name of medical research, whilst experiencing symptoms possibly similar to cannabis...?!?!

 

 

 

 

Errrr...

SIGN ME UP!!!

 

 

 

 

24

January 24th, 2011

 

SMUG CUNT ALERT!!!

 

24 days in says it's time for the 1st VERBATIM repost of an older work...

 

Yes boss, I've had a long day fighting with a shitty internet connection, and personal strife, and so I'm going to be lazy and post something of old...

 

VERY OLD!!!

 

Yes boss, this goes back to when I only travelled with a typewriter - the only computer I had was a basic word processor that I left at my mum and dads because I couldn't be arsed to hoik it about when I moved every 6 months or so AND I HATED COMPUTERS!!!

 

This piece was written in 1995 and it was published in my 2 issue fanzine called Toolbox...

 

Toolbox was short lived...

though I put in a hell of a lot of work into it...

 

It was supposed to be a RADICAL anarachist magazine with a sense of fun - something I felt was lacking in most RADICAL ANARCHIST magazines of that time - and most times...

 

Being retarded and shy, I made no serious effort to distribute Toolbox

and so each issue was about

12 copies BIG!!!

copied and pasted by hand,

moonlighted on the photocopier of whichever job I had at the time...

 

This the 2nd edition, was done on the photocopier at Brathay Hall in Clappersgate, Cumbria.

 

 

I worked at Brathay for 6 months, and because I was stonned and/or drunk, I was incapabale of getting out of bed early to start at 7am as per most of the domestic staff, I was therefore very often given the shifts that started at 1pm or 3pm...

 

I soon worked out that I could easily waste an hour of my 1 or 3pm start by talking quickly to my supervisor Denise about whatever came into my head...

She seemed to enjoy the chat and so I winged it as far as I could...

And in the end I found it hard to even get up on time for the 1 or 3pm shifts...

 

Anyway...

 

2 years before he got into power, here's my badly written, but OK accurate thoughts on why Tony Bliar WAS BAD NEWS!!!

It's not all correct - I completely missed that GREEN ECO WANK was to become the NEW BLACK!!!

 

But overall, I think I got Bliar pretty good for a 20 year old kid...

 

(click the pictures to read in BIG!!!)

 

 

 

 

23

January 23rd, 2011

 

Yesterday was a funny one...

 

Having decided on a late night impulse to contradict myself COMPLETELY and leave Tescos employ with immediate effect, the first thing I needed to do was explain myself to the immediate family...

 

This was easier than I thought it might be...

 

Yes boss, as per usual, I made some GRAND speech about how it was WITHOUT QUESTION!!! the only option. That it was the BEST option, that no OTHER option could POSSIBLY be possible!!! That no-one would starve!!! That I would sort out some money, that money doesn't REALLY mean that much anyway?!?! That I have some money coming from paypal 3 weeks before the end of the world. That i might be rich SOONER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK!!!

 

I WAS SPEECHIUS MAXIMUS!!!

 

TONY BLIAR WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD!!!

 

PG£: One thing is for sure (i continued)...

TFMG: I'll have a place in paradise - that's one thing for sure! How many virgin boys do I get for putting up with this..? No, no, no virgin boys for me. I don't want them. I don't like them....

PG£: You already have one

TFMG: Errmmmmmm

 

Next up, I realised I needed to HOT FOOT it to another branch of Tescos so as to not only MAX out my staff discount card before it's cancelled on food, but to buy in the beer for the next event at the L-13 Gallery...

 

Yes boss, our wine company Harmonicande curently supply the beer and beer for the L-13s do's...

 

The L-13 is the home of some of the finest gentlemen and lady artists currently working including

Harry Adams, Billy Childish, James Marshall Cauty, Sexton Ming, Geraldine Swayne, Mark Manning & Jamie Reid...

Between them, they've been responsible for some of the finest moments in recent pop culture history...

The cover of the Sex Pistols Never Mind The Bollocks, The KLF (BIGGEST SELLING WORLDWIDE POP ACT OF 1992), who then burnt a MILLION QUID of the procedes, 100s of music, The Fish island Prophecies, Dirty Pictures, Dead Kennedys artwork, 1000s of paintings, drawings and sketches...

 

Well...

We only sell wine, and so to offer MAXIMUM CONVENIENCE on this job, I source out good beer deals mostly by way of Tescos and my discount card...

Yes boss, somewhat remarkably, in the run up to Xmas, Tescos beer deals were aroundabout 30% better than Majestics wholesale deals - which made it easy...

 

But if I'm no longer and employee..?!?!

NO DISCOUNT CARD?!?

And it's no longer xmas?!!?

NO CHEAP DEALS?!?!

 

AND WE NEED SIMILAR PRICED BEER FOR THIS THURSDAYS BOOK LAUNCH?!?!

 

I suggested, TFMG got us a streetcar and drove to Beckton TESCO 24 HOUR HUGE MEGASTORE!!!

 

Yes boss, I can't go back to the store that formerly employed me for fear of being ridiculed as being A FUCKING LIGHTWEIGHT!!! by the checkout ladies

and besides a change is sometimes good...

 

Now...

Upon first entry, a Tescos HUGE MEGASTORE appears to be HEAVEN!!!

Yes boss, within minutes I saw the BIGGEST range of everything possible for homebrewing I've seen anywhere outside of a self dedicated Home Brew shop...!?!?

 

IT WAS ENCHANTING!!!

 

But then...

when you're in the 14th aisle of a shop world of infinite possibilities

you realise that everything is

in

front

of

you...

butyoudon'tknowwhatyouwant..?!?!

 

You find yourself drifting aimlessly...

dazed...

 

Well...

 

The beer deals were pretty fucking awful, but I pieced together the order, which is essentially 190 bottles of Stella & Becks, wandered around more aimlessly than before and finally came to check out...

 

I left the beer in the trolley, and handed up the first case to be scanned...

 

The lady at the till, looked me over...

 

'Are you 18 or over..?'

'Sorry..?'

'Are you 18 or over..?'

I smiled BROADLY!!! back at TFMG

'She's asking if I'm over 18..???'

'Are you...are you together..?' Mrs Till was looking at 2 year old Emma and TFMG

'Errr...'

'OK...'

 

And that was that...

 

 

22

January 22nd, 2011

 

You know what...?

 

In the very early hours of this morning, whilst listening to music I made almost 10 years ago, I managed to

 

'work up sufficient early morning resistance'

 

that meant i didn't go to bed in anything like enough time to get up and walk

The Sacred Aisles Of Tescos...

 

No boss, I awoke fully clothed at 6.25am and realised there was no way I was going back walking them holy, down to earth Sacred Aisles...

 

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!

 

Yes boss, not the first time in my life, I've deicded to throw all commonsense TO THE WALL!!!

And

quit

with immediate effect my lovely soothing job...

 

The fact of the matter

is

that 2 weeks away has been too longggggggggggggggggggggggg...

 

I've remembered the joy of having much more control over the day without thinking about picking up other peoples shopping in the early hours of 5 days out of 7...

It's been a good job that dug me from a hole...

But in the same way that Tescos wouldn't think twice about disposing of me just as soon as they could to suit them, I have no guilt about disposing of them in the very same circumstances...

 

And do you know what..?

Reading last nights blog back, I see a CLEAR AND COMPLETE attempt to brainwash myself into believeing I want to go back, when what I really want to do is focus my FULL and COMPLETE attention on writing, taking pictures and selling wine...

 

So....

 

It's a BRAVE new dawn here on Fish Island...

 

No Scared Aisles, a bit more sleep, much writing to do and a book to sell, some pictures to work out the fuck what to do with, and much very good quality wine to sell and drink...

 

A good clear out of the excess PG£ archive and a launch of the PG£ merchant site will see me right for a month or so, then it's either a good spin on the luck wheel...

a medical trial

AKA

rehab

@harmonicande PAYING me

or another part time job...

 

I feel slightly TERRRIFIED!!!

 

But life is too short for TERROR!!!

 

 

21

January 21st, 2011

 

Well...

 

It's been a good 2 weeks of gallabanting, but tomorrow - unless I can work up sufficient early morning resistance, it'll be back to The Sacred Aisles Of Tescos for a few weeks at least...

Yes boss, I had hoped to have engineered myself a full and comprehensive financial leaving package in time for NOW!!!

But I ain't quite managed it yet...

 

No boss, one of the perils of having kids is THEY manage your silly stupid time...

And so, whereas pre-toddler I coulda waltzed out of The Aisles more or less anytime I fancied...

Now I have to be considered, and rational, and ensure there is enough money to keep my baby in nappies and nish nosh and the cat in cat food...

Well, I don't HAVE to, I could not bother...

But then Mrs Giovanni will FUCK OFF PROPERLY!!! with Emma and chop off my visiting rights..

And nobody wants that...

 

So...

Instead of leaving jobs impulsively, these days, my silly time revolves around watching this video....

Yes boss, this has been watched more than 20 million times - 18 million of those is Emma and me/her mum/her mums sister etc

When I watch it, I like to make enthusiastic and idiotic

BAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! noises instead of QUICK MARCHING!!! out of jobs as and when I please...

 

Yes boss, I REALLY like the

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! on it.

It's my version of PRIMAL SCREAMING!!!

It's almost as good as the

EEEEEEEHHHHHH EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!!!!

noise on the Fisher Price bus...

 

I also like whatever the fuck comes out of the hands of the 'little boy who lives down the lane...'

 

Kids change the agenda...

 

Well...

 

One thing that helped my head prepare for this imminent short term re-entry to The Sacred Aisles before making a dignified and proper retreat (in a month or 2s time) was going to this Off Licence in Victoria Park Village this evening...

Yes boss, I don't mean to be a hypocritical cunt, but Victoria Park Village or Hackney Village as it called itself until recently is one the most amusing places in London...

Amusing..?

Yes boss, AMUSING!!!

 

For one, Hackn-NO!!! Victoria Park Village is NOT A FUCKING VILLAGE!!! IT'S A SMALL AREA OF HACKNEY POPULATED BY YUMMY NEW MEDIA MUMMIES!

Yes boss, we're talking a small area of LARGE townhouses that young clever groovies bought up for peanuts in the 1980s that sit on the mid northern side of Victoria Park.

These houses, like much of Stoke Newington, provide homes for Shoreditch Twats and Brick Lanies when they have kids AND/OR burn themseleves out with too much partying...

They get a buggy and rent flats off THE LORDS OF THE FUCKING MANOR!!! for 3 times their original purchase price and they pretend to be cultured and know about food and wine...

Snotty, snobby NEW MEDIA types who think the way to enlightenment is to EARN SHITLOADS OF YUMMY MONEY!!!

then throw a few crumbs to ENROMOUS AND GREAT FANFARE on some sponsored cycle ride whilst dressed as a PIG!!!

 

I generalise - but not by much...

 

I DON'T FUCKING LIKE THE PLACE!!!

 

The only shop I like (apart from the shooty pooty Off Licence which now stocks some of our wines) in Hackne-NO!!! Victoria Park Village is one of the newsagents...

 

In London you get all manner of newsagents fulfilling all kinds of functions in and around what a newsagents is...

A good one is one that ALWAYS provides the services/goods you need...

If you need Top Up - IT'S GOT IT!!!

If you need Oyster - IT'S GOT IT!!!

If you need a pair of nail scissors - IT'S GOT IT!!!

Yes boss, I often find our Muslim brothers a little tardy and disrespectful in their recognition of my existance in this GREAT city, but the folk who run this place are very happy hooded angels indeed...

THEY ALWAYS SMILE!!!

 

But that shop is an exception...

Most of the shops,cafes and gastro pubs there DO MY FUCKING HEAD IN!!!

 

Yes boss, there's a pub there called The Lauriston.

It has a brick built wood oven for pizzas and has clever beers and fancy dancy wine (not ours - YET!!!)

And you know what...?

The first time I went in, there was a notice on the door saying in GREAT detail, how baseball caps weren't allowed and how anyone wearing Burberry in a chavvy kinda way...

IS BARRED!!!

 

SERIOUSLY!!!

 

It was like a sign saying

NO BLACKS, NO IRISH AND NO DOGS!!!

 

All the more OUTFUCKINGRAGEOUS because the Burberry factory is based just up the road and is and has been a BIG local employer for a good long time...

 

And my point...?

 

Well...

Spending an hour or so in Hack-NO!!! VICTORIA PARK VILLAGE!!! made me hanker after the eternally oppressed but always pleasant and all together more REAL housewives of Bromley By Bow Tescos...

Yes boss, since spending £25 in the fancy butchers, and another £14 in the fishmongers I've found myself looking forward to seeing the squalid, shitty, filthy fucking boxes used for all of East Londons online orders...

I WANT TO SEE THE CHEAP AND SCABBY TESCOS MEAT!!!

I NEEEEEEEEED TO SEE THE STUPIDLY DYED FISH!!!

I want to once again hear the INCREDIBLE deep, deranged and heartfelt cackles of the ladies who run the DIY checkouts...

I want to get up 4 hours before I've gone to bed and drunkenly stagger around the shop floor listening to the tapes of my adventures in Madrid and persuade myself

I AM VERY FUCKING REAL AND DOWN TO EARTH!!!

 

So there...

 

 

20

January 19th, 2011

 

YES!!!

 

TODAY!!!

 

The Australian Annual Wine Tasting @ The Saacccerinnnniii Gallery, Chelsea...

 

NOTES:

  • IT WAS INSIDE THE GALLERIES!!!
  • Yes boss, I was figuring they had a conference room out back...
  • BUT NO!!!
  • The whole Saatchi art collection was the backdrop for the wine tasting....

 

wierd...

  • All galleries full of wine...
  • Limitless tasting...
  • Tame crappy commercial art
  • COMPLETELY FUCKING IGNORABLE!!!

 

Said it all about what the Saatchi collection is...

A meaningless for yet another commercial event...

 

PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP!!!

 

Yes boss, only one bunch of paintings ever caught my attention away from the person who was serving the samples...

(I don't know what they were because I didn't look - but they were messy paintings and full of horrible little faces)

 

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

 

So...

I started with the 30 variations of Shiraz Free pour...

I tried the expensive ones to line the stomach then moved

 

onto

 

sparkling...

 

Because the crux of our business is Prosecco, I always work through the sparkling so as to be checking the opposition...

I'm wary of a New World TAKEOVER on sparkling...

Yes boss, I like to be ahead of the curve...

 

RED FACES

 

On this showing

there was nothing to be worried about..

A load of bad champagne copies, some awfulllll and nasty trying too hard sparkling reds and mostly duff roses...

 

I moved through a few more reds and whites - plenty of good stuff, but mostly quite BRASH!!!!

I found I was often looking for an EASY red and there were no obvious candidates...

 

WHITE!!!

 

Voigner is very fashionable and it's good - greeny in colour...

 

Chardonnay is unfashionable, but I find it's rarely bad...

Had one that was very VERY fruity - good, but trying to be something it wasn't...

 

Did a round of fortified and moscato and similar sweet desert wines...

These were the most interesting and unusual of the day...

Good desert wines are HUGELY underated...

 

Then back through

reds

and

whites

 

a good opportunity

 

THEN

 

BAGGING THE BOTTLES!!!

 

 

 

19

January 19th, 2011

 

HULLABALOOOO!!!

 

We're not even past the 23rd of January and my life is veeeeerring all over with ambition sanctified and rolling all over!!!

 

Yes boss,this year ahead looks lively on more or less every front I'm working in..?!!

 

Writing:

  • BACK ON TRACK AFTER A QUIET YEAR LAST YEAR!!!
  • This blog and the book I keep bumbling on about look set to play a pretty large part in things
  • More than 1000 reads of the first 18 blogs
  • BIG DEVELOPMENTS afoot with the book

 

Photography:

 

Wine:

  • Tricky year for the wine...
  • AKA THE DIFFICULT 2ND SEASON!!!
  • NEED TO SELL SELL SELL!!!
  • BUT THE WEBSITE'S DOWN!!!
  • AND WE'RE ALL TOO LAID BACK....
  • WE CAN DRINK IT!!!
  • OH BOY YES!!!
  • BUT CAN WE SELL ENOUGH???
  • OR GET A GOOD SALESMAN IN WHO CAN???

 

Tescos:

  • SAINSBURYS ARE CREEPING UP ON THE REAR!!!
  • MUST FILL MORE TROLLEYS QUICKER!!!
  • SELL SELL SELL!!!
  • BUY!!! BUY!!! BUY!!!
  • TOP 5 IN THE DOT.COM RANKINGS!!!
  • MUST BE!!!!

 

Of course, there's every likelihood either or all of these will weep and fade.

 

Yes boss, I've had enough years look SUPER!!!

only to

 

pe  t     e      r                o       u        t     .      .       .

 

We'll see...

 

So, today...

 

(next blog - 2 birds with 1 stone GET AHEAD OF THE GAME!!!!)

 

 

18

January 18th, 2011

 

To be in the book or not..?

Having ranted yesterday that it weren't gonna be happening, it could work out that way.

Difficult thing with me being out, is gonna be having to write so much without EVER mentioning myself!??!

 

IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?

 

CAN I LOCK MY INNER GIOVANNI AWAY FOR THAT LONG???

 

But then, is there any need for me to be in it..?

 

Such questions will sort themselves out in good due course.

 

Right now, I have more than 23 hourse of tapes to condense into a snappy synopsis and gatecrashing proposal.

 

Yes boss, for my sins I've left Madrid and am now back in the UK...

 

Research enough done, now, I have to do the writing.

I need sample chapters - some way in...

 

The first chapter is decided - it'll be short, intense and either put you off completely or draw you further in with it's innocent luridity!!!

 

Tomorrow is however not a day for writing.

It's a day for catchup baby time in the early to mid afternoon

 

then

 

IT'S BACK TO THE SLOG!!!

 

Yes boss, tomorrow is the Annual Australian Wine Annual Trade Tasting at The Saatchi Gallery!!!

 

'Just being ‘good’ and saying ‘Australia’ on the label is no longer enough to tell the true story of Australian wine.

Ours is a hugely diverse wine community and our best wines are regionally distinct and made by people with great stories to tell. We need to share the characters and places that give our wines distinctive personalities and make them uniquely Australian.

This year's Annual Trade Tasting will see the start of a brand new conversation through the launch of:

A+ Australian Wine - Every one has story.

 

HO!!! HO!!! HO!!!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!

 

 

17

January 17th, 2011

 

Yesterday could be considered a classic Giovanni performance...

 

Another 12 hours sleep then...

 

in the afternoon to The Ritero to meet the last person who started writing this book

An hour of interviews

and a promise to  help out from Brazil.

 

In the evening..?

 

OUT!!!

 

The Spanish bar culture is ULTRA SOCIAL!!!

Spaniards have SUPER HIGH drama small talk conversations.

Even more OUT, open and animated than Italians..?

Probably about the same, but Spaniards seem to be in the bars more.

Thereś more of a drinking culture...

And unlike in England they pour proper sized drinks...

 

DANCING???

 

Not for me

In this scenario I'm not a part in the drama, but the recorder of someone elses drama...

 

I won't be appearing in this book.

 

So.

 

When researching, I play the role of the stuffy Englishman who can't loosen his collar no matter what the provocation.

Hard disc recorders whirring in my head

Making people work and talk

 

Me..?

taking it all in,

looking

listening

wondering.

 

Piecing it together

working out the narrative.

 

A mirror reflecting back

 

a blank fly on the wall

 

It's hard for others to take

to get used to...

 

'ARE YOU ALRIGHT..?'

'ARE YOU BORED..?'

 

I'm very rarely bored and never so, when working on a project as LIVELY as this

 

But people mostly want interraction...

For you to give something back

THERE AND THEN

 

That's not how I work...

 

It's a style that may or may not work on this job

 

We'll see...

 

 

16

January 15th, 2011

 

Slept thirteen hours last night.

Woke up at gone 3pm.

Dreams of accidentally killing a tame Kingfisher

and strange ritual thug behaviour at Tescos

 

Did more walking.

 

Madrid is very hilly.

Without reading the reasons, I'm trying to work out why Spains capital was and is here..?

Most major and capital cities are in the flatlands, next to the sea or both.

Madrid is in the hilly middle.

 

It's a very photogenic city.

I carry my camera everywhere

But I've not yet taken 1 photo

I need to be concentrated on the one thing.

And that is words.

 

Today I did more interviews with the kids.

The kids are important to this book in every way.

They are dealing with the idea and potential impact of it positively and properly.

Level headed kids.

Well earthed and very good hosts.

The boy has sacrificed his bedroom so I can sleep comfortably.

 

Tomorrow the MAIN subject of the book will be flying in from Ireland arriving at about 8.30pm.

 

'So, what's the plan for the evening...' I ask on the phone

'We're going dancing. Do you like dancing..?'

'Errrrm...'

'I need to go dancing at least once a month...If I don't, I get a spotty ass.'

 

By staying with the kids, the dog and the cat for 2 days...

I'm understanding that this book is so much more than a simple biography.

It's a blood letting, a theraphy, a settling,

a clearing of the decks...

 

An important mark for all concerned with and by it.

 

To have been trusted with doing it RIGHT

is

without a shadow

the GREATEST

creative challenge I've faced.

 

 

15

January 14th, 2011

 

So...

 

I  AM IN MADRID!!!

 

I'm here to complete more research and development on a biographical book I have in the works.

 

For once, initial feedback from the world of proper publishing is very favourable!!!

 

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

 

Errrmmm...

 

The person I'm supposed to interviewing HERE AND NOW in Madrid is stuck in rural Ireland until Sunday night...!?!?!

 

OH NO!!!

 

So...

 

Instead of interviewing her, I'm hanging out round at her place with her 15 year old daughter, her 18 year old son, his girlfriend, the dog, and the cat!!!

 

We've been sightseeing, walking the dog and eating, then this evening we watched the first 4  episodes of

 

How I Met Your Mother

 

 

 

14

January 13th, 2011

 

Today I did poo poo....

 

 

13

January 12th, 2011

 

Harmonicande Vintners Ltd business meeting...

 

The aim is for a general catch up and for me to outline my last 3 days afternoons work.

This work is the calculation of how much wine we have in the warehouse, and the office, and to establish how much the warehouse says we have, so we can accurately know our trading position..?

We can therefore claim back any wine destroyed in the warehouse roof collapse of early December and fully know what our performance has been over the last 9 months..?

 

As I suggested the other day - what wine we think we have and what wine the warehouse says we have appear to be 2 COMPLETELY different propositions and strangely they work in our favour...

We agree to arrange a meeting with the warehouse for next week to haggle out the details and move on...

 

We're discussing the idea of buying the domain name prosecco.com

 

Currently we do the UK distribution for Riccardo the current owners of prosecco.com

Recently, they have been making noises that they might want to sell prosecco.com - perhaps to the Italian Prosecco Info people who currently own prosecco.it

Well, I was outlining how and why we should find some investors who'd be preparred to hijack that deal so that we buy prosecco.com for maybe £50,000..

 

To back up the idea prosecco.com is worth at least £50,000, I quote that sex.com had recently been sold for $14 million and that in 2011 it's widely predicted that Italian sparkling wines including prosecco will - for the first time - exceed the sales of champagne...

 

Well...

 

Somehow from there, we decided it to be a prudent business decision to buy the following domain names:

prosexco.com

prosexco.net

prosexco.info

&

prosexco.me

 

for a combined total of £34.17

 

Question is what do we do with them..?

 

Affiliate sites for sex workers..?

Make a brand of Prosecco with added rhino horn..?

A HUGE bottle shaped cock..?

 

Watch this space...

 

 

 

 

12

January 12th, 2011

 

I always like to read a minimum of 4 books at any one time...

 

Sometimes 1 will SMASH the others into the dirt until RED!!!

And sometimes I'll be reading another for years and not getting anywhere

But generally it's bits and pieces of a selection of different between 4 and 20 at a time...

 

At the moment, above any other, I'm really enjoying James Hewitts autobiography 'Love And War' but it's not smashing anything into the dirt..

 

I like this book for many reasons, not least because it's very neatly written and appears to be heartfelt and sincere.

I'm also interested in it, because this last year, I've ended up moving around some of the circles close to those talked of in this book...

 

Yes boss, by way of our presence at last years La Dolce Vita Italian Life show at the Islington Design Center, our wine company Harmonicande were invited to supply the wine for the Private View at an art gallery called The Estorick of a photographer called Johnny Shand Kydd...

Upon first hearing, the name Johnny Shand Kydd meant nothing to me.

I googled it and found that Johnny Shand Kydd is the half brother of Princess Di - his father married Di's mother...

 

Johnny Shand Kydd drinking Vanzella Chardonnay (PG£)

 

Shand Kydd made his name as a photographer by documenting the life and times of the YBA art crowd - Emin, Chapman Brothers, Hirst, Lucas, Whiteread etc.

Since then he's done a long term photographic study of Naples of which the show we provided the wine for was a part.

Most recently he's done a pretty good short film about a famous Japanesse tatooist.

 

I first met Shand Kydd when we dropped the wine off at the gallery, the day before the show. He was finishing up supervising the hanging of the photos. I had my camera draped on the shoulder as per often and so we chatted a bit about cameras and his pictures, and how he went about photographing Italians.

Shand Kydd came across as being quiet, shy, slightly arsito bumbling - but all round a genuine and pretty pleasant character...

 

Next day, we did the PV wine attended by most of the above names in the art world + Janice Joplin the dealer who made them all rich. The food was done by Giorgio Locatelli...

And there amidst all this new made and age old wealth was us - a bunch of chancers with some good wine from the North Of Italy.

It was a curious place to be...

 

A few weeks later I talked the gallery into us running the pay for bar at a talk Johnny did with art critic Tim Marlow...

 

Tim Marlow holding the devil (PG£)

 

That evening, there weren't any of the YBA artists, but there were 2 Johnny come latelys - art dealer Janice Joplin & Earl Spencer - Princess Di's most well known brother and talker of said MOMENTOUS SPEECH at his sisters funeral...

 

I didn't recognise Earl Spencer at first. He came in late, loitered by the door, looking for a seat.

'WHO IN THE FUCK IS THIS COMING IN LATE???' I thought...

Mr late was this BIG Bloke, tall and broad, with light blonde hair and a good and red drinkers face...

'Maybe a good customer..' I thought

He spied the seat one in front of Joplin, sat in it with his back to me and it was only then that I saw the tell tale Diana-esque hair and twigged who he was...

 

Janice & The Earl from behind (PG£)

Janice & The Earl from behind + bleach (PG£)

 

Once again, it was a curious thing to be mixing in such circles.

I'd read in the paper a few weeks before that Earl Spencer had something of a Jumble Sale at Christies - clearing out a few bits and pieces around the edges of the families collection of art, antiques and heirlooms.

It put £35 million in his skyrocket...

 

At the end of the talk, both Spencer and Joplin bought rounds. They both said they liked our wine. Johnny took my business card and we all headed around the corner to the pub.

 

Earl Spencer on the left with a glass of our Vanzella Chardonnay. Johnny Shand Kydd is 3rd from the right in the white blazer - our bar is at the back...

 

Joplin, Spencer, Shand Kydd, Marlow and others in the their gang had themselves a table outside in the garden of The Canonbury.

I pulled up on the table with this guy who's writing a PhD at Oxford on wine and using our business as a case study  - like more or less everyone else in the pub, Jeremy hadn't yet twigged all of who were on the next table, until I pointed it out...

 

At 9pm, The Canonbury closses its garden because the neighbours complain about the noise.

At 9, we'd all only just settled.

 

This'll be fun, I thought, I wonder if the bar staff will recognise their illustrious clientèle.

If they do, will they still insist they go inside or will an exception be made?

Maybe Spencer'll SLAM HIS FIST!! on the table and refuse to go in

'DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!!'

Whatever happened, I decided I would stay outside and watch

 

Well, the bar staff didn't recognise their clients, Spencer didn't SLAM HIS FIST!! on the table, and on the third or 4th time of asking everyone went indoors to finish drinking.

It was all very uneventful.

 

Since then we've continued our relationship with the Estorick Gallery doing 2 more Private Views and talks, we also sold them wine for their Xmas gifts

 

We did the most recent Private View last night.

There were no obvious artisto celebs in attendance, but it was about about 85% posh - folk with gardens worth more money than my life to date...

 

And once again, I found my self wondering what in the hell I was doing there..?

 

Just selling wine I guess...

 

 

11

January 10th, 2011

 

Joe biddin his time...

 

Hate to get political again, but Joe Biden AKA Dan Quayle is chewing on my nuts...

 

First he comes out with this crap about wikileaking being akin to HIGH TECH Terrorism...?!?!?

 

 

Then I read this in Oakenfolds Biography...

 

'Although Paul's popularity was soaring in America, the outlook for the dance scene in general wasn't so buoyant.

Senator Joe Biden forced a piece of legislation known as the RAVE Act through Congress in 2003, as an add-on to the Amber Alert Bill, which concerned child protection.

The RAVE bill - which stood for 'Resisting America's Vulnerability to Ecstacy' (YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP : PG£ ED) enabled the authorities to prosecute promoters for the drug offences of their audience.

There was an overwhelming opposition to the act, which was passed without a vote or debate in Congress, and a heavily amended version took ten months and an administrative change to become law.

The effect on large-scale US partying was devastating.

'It killed it dead,' says Gerry Gerrard. 'They stuck it on the Amber Alert bill, which meant that no one would vote against it, because they'd be voting against this bill about child protection.'

 

LIBERAL PG GERRY GIOVANNI OR WHAT???

 

 

10

January 10th, 2011

 

OH CHRIST!!!

Today I done a proper afternoons work....

 

Yes boss, i have 2 weeks at least away from early morning The Sacred Aisles Of Tescos and so I'm trying to catch up with a little of the outstanding paperwork in the wine business of an afternoon whilst listening to Hammond Organ records and drinking Tai...

 

And you know what..?

IT'S A MESS!!!

 

Not us...

US???

A MESS???

NEVER!!!!

 

NO!!!, this whole question of what wine was and wasn't destroyed when the roof fell in on the warehouse...

 

Yes boss, when thoroughly analyzing what wine the warehouse claims to have and not have, I find they're saying they have more than they can possibly have...?!?

I'm also finding that we seemed to have already taken out more than was there to take out...?

 

IS THE WINE BREEDING???

I DO HOPE SO!!!

 

And another thing...

 

A few months back we became aware that there was a number of bottles of ours that had disappeared whilst in the warehouse...

 

WHAT???

 

Well, I persistently tried getting the warehouse to admit they were NASTY PARASITIC THIEVES!!

But they didn't answer their email very often and when they did, never came up with satisfactory answers as to where the bottles might be..?

Which inevitably lead to further thieving conspiracy...

 

Well, the inventory of stock we have that survived the warehouse CRASH suggests this missing wine + some more was found...?

 

I like these kind of stats...

 

 

 

9

January 9th, 2011

 

BLIMEY!!!

I'm beginning to feel the stretch on Day 9...

356 STILL TO GO!!!

ON THE TREADMILL!!!

MUST HAVE WORDS WORDS WORDS!!!

 

Haven't got so much to say though...

If i was 2 months in, I might allow a repost from days gone by - but I think at this point I have to try and keep things fresh -

BY WRITING BIG LONG INTRODUCTIONS ABOUT NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO SAY!!!

 

Actually, I do have a few observations on this latest US YAHOO WITH A GUN!!!

 

Yes boss, early reports suggest the bloke who went bazooka in Tucson was a general loner, a desperate young man druggy failed soldier who saw the wood for the trees of this world all too clearly...

I find I have sympathy with him and his cynical world view up until the point he started shooting at 9 year old girls...

Yes boss, at times I'm one jaded motherfucker, who feels the world is run by gangsters and crooks far worse than small time hillbilly loners like this guy - but how can you applaud a man who shoots randomly at kids...?

I don't like violence PERIOD!!!

I can back any inveterat discontent if they make sense and shoot at the right people with their pen or mouth - but I don't like to see the blood of kids on the pavement for any reason...

And so misunderstood and angry as I was and am with the world - I can only think of this boy as being

JUST ANOTHER CUNT!!!

 

This said, the duplicity of others who have the deaths of thousands on their paws in condemning the loner with a gun who kills less than 10 is something I can take a pop at...

 

Yes boss, did you notice MAN OF PEACE OBAMA!!! has suddenly popped out his closet...?

All throughout this wikileaking time, when PEACE MAN O has a 23 year old idealist kid locked in solitary for 9 months for trying to change the world a little without firing a single shot - HE, AND HIS GREAT MORAL CRUSADE HAVE NOT BEEN SEEN FOR JUICE?!?!

But as soon as another young man in his early 20s has something to say with a gun CHIEF HYPOCRASISE OBAMA is out on his moral bandwagon, spouting lame silly drivvel about how it's a crime against all Americans BLAH BLAH WOOF WOOF!!!

Lest we forget that Cool O has the blood of very many more women, children and kids on his hands than this prick in Tucson.

He runs a super power intent on dominating the world economically and militarily..

HE'S A VICIOUS FUCKING THUG IN CHARGE OF THE WORLDS MOST NASTY AND EXPANSIONST POWER!!!

But he wants to chip in a stone or 2 at a stupid fucked up kid with too much anger and not enough security clearance to be working with wikileaks...?

 

Sara Palin into insignificance (if only) also has a cross to bear on this one...

A cross hair...

Using gun imagery in political campaigning..?

Hopefully this will STING her out of the next Presidential race...

 

I'm sure there are many more who will be filling the US networks with their mealy mouthed OUTRGAE AND DISGUST!!!

Most of them won't think twice about kissing the ass of murderers when they return from wars - wars that this guy would have been working on, had they have let him join up..?

Yes boss, this boy tried joining up for war but was denied - presumably on mental health grounds...

Maybe they missed a trick there...?

The military has always been the dumping ground for the rabid out of control types - this guy could perhaps have done the US a GOOD massacre in Afghanistan and come home and wore a medal..?

 

If you're gonna be against violence at least try and be consistent...

That's all...

 

 

 

8

January 8th, 2011

 

I've seen the now duo Sculpture play quite a few gigs this last 3 or 4 years and very often they're memorable for reasons other than the wierd and wonderful sonic squall...

 

One time I saw them play over in some peculiar church old art gallery in Camden...

There was free Japanesse beer all night and a good few bottles down I was really engaging with the true MAGNIFICENCE!!! of the tape loop SQUALLLLLL!!!

When I got a call from the now former Mrs G...

She was pregnant and locked out of the casa, and she wanted me to travel an hour across town to let her in...

Well, not only was I into it, but I had 2 American guests and we was all JUST GETTING PROPER INTO IT!!!, and the then Mrs Giovanni was supposed to have come over to Camden to GET INTO IT 'N ALL!!!

I was FURIOUS!!!

But what can you do..?

I seethed for a minute or two, then grabbed 2 beers and my American friends and we went home, stopping only to buy vodka on the way...

Which sent Mrs G FURIOUS!!! because we'd bought the vodka before letting her in, and she threw the bottle off the balcony, then gouged my arm, then sprayed the shower in my fully dressed face?!?!?

The next day I walked to Stratford and bought a solar panel which I've yet to get any use out of...)

 

Another good gig - musically perhaps the best took place on a Wednesday night in New Fucking Cross!!!

Yes boss, it was in some nouveau bar come alt.music hangout and in it, and Sculpture laid waste to all support acts with incredible ease.

Yes boss, I saw all of them except the guy who rolled around in leaves whilst playing a triangle

and they were evaporated!!!

CHOMPED OFF AND OUT!!! GOBSMACKED AND DUMBFOUNDED!! THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT'D HIT 'EM!!!

Seriously!!!

I've never seen a man or for that matter a woman, PULSE and FEEL like that on stage whilst playing electronic music?!?!?

IT WAS EPIC!!

It was the kind of gig where you see the clear and unmistakeable difference between a pro and the very many wannabe pretenders who'll soon stop taking it all seriously and become software programers or civil servants or bus drivers...

PROPER GOOD!!!

 

Last nights gig at the ICA would sit somewhere inbetween the two...

There was no domestic, but I did loose 2 hats during the evening...

I took a SHITLOAD of photos that I haven't yet seen, because after returning to Mr Visuals Ruebens house for the afterparty, I fell asleep on his sofa only waking at 11.41am when my daughter phoned me...

#tescosfail

 

I still haven't been home other than to pick up my computer...

 

Yes boss, all told it was a pretty spiffing night...

Which didn't look like it was gonna come off because when I got there, The ICA were chatting some shit about the place being FULL and no more people being admitted and I wasn't a member or on the guest list...

But where there's a will there's a way...

 

So...

GREAT MUSIC AND VISUALS FROM DAN & REUBEN!!!

Not so GREAT breakcore from some other bloke

And I caught up with a few old aquaintances...

 

Hard to fault...

 

http://www.tapebox.co.uk/Tapebox/Home.html

7 DAYS AND 1 WEEK!!!

January 7th, 2011

 

LP OF THE DAY!!!

So, it's only the first LP I've put on, but I can't see it being beaten today or even tomorrow...

It's called

Efforts Of Small Monkeys

And it's subtitled:

A collection of songs telling the stories of Rama, Krishna & Shiva

 

Now, this LP arrived here as part of this 700 Easy Listening record collection that I bought from some strange middle aged bearded loner from Walthamstow.

The guy delivered all the LPs with his campervan. He was a nice quiet bloke. Part of me wonders if he was in fact a time traveling manifestation of me in 30 year- NO!!! FUCK!!!! I'm gonna be about 55 in 20 years?!?!?

 

Anyway from this LP, I'm expecting, some Indian sounding, droney, chanty kind of record, with soft Indian voices retelling the stories of old over sitars....

I'm expecting to almost be able to SMELL the sandalwood.

 

Well, I remove the record from it's sleeve (no inner sleeve on this one – Krishna wouldn't have liked inner sleeves)

I drop the needle, and...

 

WHAT???

 

It's some godawful, completely wonderful cheery, basic folky record with hints of musicals, light reggae and the once good rock band QUEEN!!!

MORE PACHUTLI OIL THAN SANDAWOOD!!!

UNFUCKIGNBELIEVEABLE!!!

Click THIS TEXT to hear/download my favourite track (excuse the very HEAVY bass – I just recorded ambient stylee with my dictaphone)

 

The best, most amusing thing you've heard for a very VERY long time – no???

 

'Who was there when all the pretty women went to bathe in the gemna waters blue..?'

A!!!

N

H

S

I

R

K

'It was

I BET IT WAS!!!

 

Maybe I'll follow my novelty HIT single The C.I.A RAP!!! with a funked up version of this..?

Have P Diddy FREESTYLIN over the top..?

'KRISHNA MOTHERFUCKER!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!! BOOM TICKETY KRISHNA!!! KRISHNA BLING DIDDY YEAH!!!'

 

TESCOS BROMLEY BY BOW FACT!!!

There's at least 2 people who work at Bromley by Bow Tescos called Krishna.

One of them is a bloke – everyone calls him Chris (probably actually Kris – but I prefer to think of it being spelt Chris)

The other is a very small young lady (less than 5 feet) who has quite a fesity temper – she keeps her full Krishna name...

 

SUPERMAKRET LEGISLATION IDEA NO1!!!

Lots of bananas got bruised and therefore thrown away from each and every supermarket...

I think it should become LAW that all supermarkets are LEGALLY OBLIGED to keep 1 monkey for each 23kg of bananas they sell...

The monkey/s would be kept in a special enclosure in the foyer and live on the waste bananas...

Placing them there would not only mean the bananas don't go to waste, but that they'd provide entertainment for kids and adults alike!!!

Shit, it'd be better than those fucking silly small plastic cars that cost exhausted parents a quid, and bubblegum machines that usually clog up supermarket foyers...

 

Whaddayareckon...?

 

6

January 6th, 2011

 

After a pause I'm back finishing up reading Paul Oakenfolds biography...

Early doors, it describes how he and his producing partner Steve Osborne first produced The Happy Mondays, then on the basis of that got the U2 gig and became PROPER PRODUCER PROFESSIONALS!!!

On the back of much work and exceptional timing, Oakey went from being an underground success to a very commercial and mainstream success...

 

Because of this rather able career move, there was apparently some bad blood from some in the Factory/Mondays camp towards Oakenfold & Osborne

  • that it was their winding up petition that finished off Factory Records
  • that Osboune and Oakey got the U2 gig because they were given the Mondays one and that they should have showed more respect and loyalty to The Mondays and produced their second shit album even though it was shit..

 

Well, I'm not a BIG fan of the Happy Mondays, for that matter I've never even heard much of their stuff.

I'm also not fond of Oakeys music either – that which I've heard at least, though his club nights as depicted in this book sound like fun...

This so, I find The Mondays to be all the more likeable even though they destructed into a horrible fucking mess – or perhaps because of it...

 

Seems silly...

 

But I really don't like the idea of musicians or for that matter any creatives being good in business and having successfully well crafted careers, without regular bouts of self destruction, idiocy and ridicularity....

When Oakey starts going on about what he learned about building a good career from touring with U2 and talking with Bono, I start to shudder...

 

Reading on, Oakeys life seems to have thus far been one of endless and continued success - more or less everything he puts his hand to comes off...

If he so much as walks past a nightclub, there's a queue a mile long of people anxious to go into it to hear him play some records...??

 

Well, I'm nearly at the end of the book now, and I find I certainly admire Oakenfold for his success...

He comes across as being a nice bloke - the kind of guy who can ride the mainstream waves whilst tingling his toes in the underground at the very same time...

Cutting yourself a niche in this world whilst doing something you LOVE in something special and so few who start on the road manage it...

 

But the question I can't get passed is this...

Is it really what genuine soul music is all about..?

Is the continual compromise required a denigration of the substance of the idea or not that important over time..??

 

I don't know the answer...

 

What I do know, is that unlike Oakey, I seem to have a complete fucking aversion to making money out of anything creative I do?!?!

Every time I get near it, it seems like I'm to be gaining a rod to be beaten with, full of unreaosonable EXPECTATIONS and STRESSES and EXTRA problems on top of those caused by actually focusing fully on the creation of the work...

I find, I don't have any stress factor left to manage all that shit, and so, I retreat from the opportunity to start taking pictures instead of writing, or self destruct the project in some canny way...

 

So, I guess it follows that I'd rather have musicians being messy and disorganised fucking messes – even if it means as it did with both The Stone Roses & The Mondays – that they burn early and young without realising their full potential...

It's not BIG or CLEVER, or even right

But for some twisted reason, I prefer it...

 

 

5

January 4th, 2011

 

R.I.P

It's endless..............

 

Twitter is dying on it's feet...

From being a simple ting – it's moving towards BLOOMBERG!!!

 

And all the time R.I.P Him, Her and IT...

Such a HUGE LONG LIST OF DEATH!!!

 

And everyone twits and retwits their condolences for people they've never met

but are sure are

SALT OF THE EARTH GOOD FOLK GENIUS!!!

 

I've done it...

Who hasn't..?

But enough O.A.P is enough

 

Yes boss, you know people are loosing it, when they spend so many hours on the obituaries...

'Mildred North has died...'

'Shame'

'Cancer..?'

'Was it Mildred who played with Dylan..?'

'Where will it end..?'

 

Where's the Twitting celebration of birth..?

At least local papers have that in more or less equal balance...

 

Anyway...

Bagpuss was pretty good...

It was all hand puppets.

Emma liked it, though she got scared by the Scotsman playing bagpipes

And I got told off for taking photos of the puppets...

 

Onto the cricket...

 

It's very sad that Glen McGraths wife died of breast cancer

Whereas Warney has always appeared a feckless non-caring fuck, McGrath was his hard friendly regular nemesis.

Regular, lacking flamboyance, no nonsense LINE AND LENGTH.

That he really adored and loved his wife is evident with the impact of the pink at the 5th and final Test Match of this extraordinary series

 

The pink still irritates me though

CRICKET IS CRICKET!!!

A game about whacking a ball made of leather with a bat made of wood

Beating the bat with the ball and the ball with the bat

WHITE!!!

The aim of the game is to divert us from the horror of day to day life?

It has nothing to do with breast cancer...

 

It's sad that these days, everything has to be stuffed and suffocated with CHARITY???

 

 

4

January 3rd, 2011

 

Tomorrows agenda:

 

1: TESCOS 6AM - 9.45AM

2: BANK 10AM (pay in Harmonicande Xmas money)

3: PHONE BAILIFFS RE NON-PAYMENT OF PREVIOUS OFFICE TENNANTS 3 YEARS BUSINES RATES

4: PHONE COUNCIL TAX RE MY NON-PAYMENT OF THE FINAL CT INSTALLMENT FOR 10/11

5: SHOWER

6: BAGPUSS LIVE AT THE SOHO THEATRE BAR!!! (Company Perk – we supply the wine)

7: MAPLINS TO BUY CHARGER FOR THE TANK!!!

 

Plans for the tank:

 

1: PAINT IT YELLOW!!!

2: ATTACH SOME FISH!!!

3: GET THE BATTERIES CHARGED!!!

4: THE WAR PATH!!!

 

MURDER BLONDE CONSPIRACY???

 

NO TIME!!!

 

 

3

January 3rd, 2011

As may already be COMPLETELY FUCKING OBVIOUS, the plot with this blog is to do a post a day everyday for the duration of 2011...

Yes boss, I never do things by halves – if there's gonna be a blog at this point in time it MUST be done every day!!!

HO HO HO!!!

 

Of course, I hope these blogs will have their own intrinsic small talk comedic value - but in essence, the aim here is to do with providing mid to heavy training for a biographical book i'm currently researching...

Yes boss, I'm off to Madrid next Friday for 4 days of extensive interviewing, further research and outline mapping, which should see me with enough information to get the project floating in some kind of paying way...

The story is the life story of a woman called -

Standing in the way of this project, are 1 or 2 rather powerful people from the world of entertainment and PR.

One of these people, a household name oh so familiar to all of you, holds a confidentiality contract with the main protagonist and overwhelming subject of this book which prevents it being talked of written or published...

More news when I have it...

 

So, today...

 

I went to Poundland today to snap up some bargains, but NOTHING was reduced?!?!

Everything was still 'Just £1??'

MEAN SPIRITED FUCKS!!!

PROFITEERING CAPITALIST WANKERS!!!

 

RECORD LP MUSIC NEWS!!!

The belt finally gave out on my record player about 6 weeks ago and since then despite acquiring 2 other record players, both of which turned out to promise MUCH and deliver very close to FUCK ALL in terms of quality sound, I got the belt replaced on the old one...

And so, I'm back now going through these stash of 700 Easy Listening records I picked a while back for absurd small money...

Last night, I was multi-tasking Matt Monroe & Demis Roussos with the cricket – a right pair of FANTASTIC VOICES them too!!! mixed well with Geoffrey Boycott 'n all...

Other good finds have included some really fine early synthesizer records – real and proper arrangements...

 

I need to get through these records PRONTI FUCKING QUA!!! and make some space, so I'll be ditching about half or more of this 700...

Yes boss, one day soon, Raphael Manns (Frizz Records quiet underlord & Mr Hudson Bass Player) vinyl record collection is headed to this here office in a taxi for warm storage...

And what a collection it must be!!!

I CAN'T WAIT!!!

And neither I'm sure can my UBER TOLERANT LOUD MUSIC LOVING neighbours!!!

OH YES!!!

When they see that lot being unloaded, they're gonna bust their eardrums with joy!!!

 

Anyway...

If any of you want to come and rummage through the PG rejects of the Easy Listening, please do

DROP ME A LINE!!!

 

HAPPY NEW EARS!!!

 

2

January 1st, 2011

 

HO HO HO!!!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!

 

Bear me a few warm up days...

It's been more than a year since I've done anything so serious...

I'm finger rusty – which I discovered LATE last night as I was trying to start...

Fuck knows how come a wierdly stilted poem was the answer rather than me SHOUTING RANDOM CRAP!!!

But there we go...

 

NO SO!!!

 

Well, today my quest is to be associated with the famous and to KICK A STINK over nasty cops...

 

Famous who..?

 

WAIT AND READ!!!

 

Yes boss, I'm the type of cunt who can associate themselves with more or less anyone in the short term spotlight for the simple reason that I'm a self aggrandizing FOOL who never much watches TV and who instead bussies himself with complicating and enjoying a life OF MY OWN!!!

No boss, I couldn't give a SHIT about silly virtual characters in silly virtual soapy doperas who have the combined value of a hamster and it's wheel.

I like to undergo and survive my own 4 car crashes a week with celebrities in the side seat...

WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO??

 

So, here's todays FAME story...

 

My mother used to work in a childrens home in Harpenden.

From the age of 19 she had 24/7 responsibility for up to 10 kids who'd been taken into care for all manner of reasons...

Yes boss, my mother is a LEGEND of firm but fair parenting!!!

I struggle with 1 kid – my own, at age 35, she had up to 10 from the age of 19 - none of whom were her own, and all had many complicated problems and family situations...

One of them Ernest, was only 3 or 4 years younger than my mum.

His mum was dead and his dad couldn't cope and was a bit mad...

Prior to him going to the NCH, Ernest used to be dangled by his shins from the window when times were tough...

There were many others, one of whom once turned up on our doorstep at midnight years later because he had nowhere else to go...

 

Well, eventually my mother broke loose, found a good man, married my dad who had a son with learning difficulties

 

Then she had me...

 

Anyway...

My mums maiden name is Batholemew and guess who was another person living in Harpenden in the 1960s with the name of Batholemew..?

Eric Morecombe...

Yes boss, Morecombe is a stage name – his real name is Eric Batholemew and so from time to time my mothers post would end up at his house...

Well, being a gentleman Morecombe would not only forward the post, he'd include a nice letter with a coupla jokes attached...

My mum kept the letters – but I never saw them...

No boss, she gave them to my eldest half brother Nigel as an heirloom...

and they were lost when he accidentally burned down his caravan whilst cooking chips...

 

SHIT HAPPENS!!!

 

Moving on...

 

The cops have today released the blue rinse professor – chances are he didn't kill the blonde middle class girl – one of many people murdered horribly in the last 2 weeks...

But if in doubt and MASSIVE MEDIA speculation, the cops always have to pull in a FREAK!!

They need to, to keep the tabloids happy...

 

Well, this reminded me of the case of Stefan Klisko who was convicted of the (sexual) murder of a young girl in 1976.

Stefan Kiszko spent 16 years in prison until he was released in 1992.

He died of a heart attack the followng year at his mother's home aged 44; his mother, who had waged a long campaign to prove her son's innocence, died six months later...

Now if ever there was a CLEAR case of lazy stupid IGNORANT FUCKING COPS framing a guy with no means to defend himself to make their lives easier - this was it...

Yes boss, the likely truth was that in 1976 the bizzies didn't have the faintest fucking idea as to who had ACTUALLY killed the girl and so because of media pressure, they pulled in a local freak who they could easily strong arm into a confession and then BANGED him up for 16 fucking years...

 

Barry Bulsara..?

SAME SHIT...

 

And do these LOW LIFE BEATING BOBBIES, who broke the heart of a strong woman, who'd dealt with a kid with problems, AND imprisoned an innocent man because THEY were inept, EVER do a day in jail..?

 

THIS KIND OF SHIT MAKES ME FUCKING MAD!!!

 

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December 31st, 2010

 

 

I went to get these photomags and photoshop books - an easy walk up just a nudge off Hackney Central

a 3 mile round trip.

 

I get these books and magazines

I don't even want

 

and I'm walking back

looking like a right soft new media boy:

Canvas shopping bag with a carbon footprint slogan containing photoshop books

and a DJ records bag with the photo mags...

 

IMMIGRANT CHANCER CUNT!!!

BEEP!!! BEEP!!! BEEP!!!

 

Another time I walked up the similar street

 

We've had a number of drinks in the pub

and the brother suggests we go back to his place because he has vodka...

 

we're walking there

 

And he's RAMBLING ON LOUD

ABOUT

HOW

FASCINATING IT IS THAT PEOPLE LIVE IN THESE BIRCK BUILT COUNCIL FLATS AND THAT THEY'RE POOR AND THAT THEY'RE LIFE IS SO DIFFERENT TO OURS!!!

 

And so today

 

I'm walking down this same street with my bags full of unnesecary photo guff

remembering this occasion

feeling very glad nothing happened that night,

and maybe it could be a story for thi-

THUNK!!!!!!


I look left at the block

 

I keep looking

looking...

looking...

 

Nothing

 

no sight or sound of anyone having thrown a fucking apple...

 

but it's there on the pavement having bounced off the British Gas Van...

 

bruised

 

golden delicious

 

 

 

 

 

 


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