If this world was right, 2009 should see the recording artist mostly known as Cylob, living in some kind of salubrious Baroque palace on the outskirts of Paris....

Yes boss, the man known to his mother as Chris Jeffs should be spending his days overseeing preparations for a run of sell out shows at some swanky arts institute to massive critical and popular acclaim...

He should be getting fatter by the day, smoking fine cigars, ordering a large blonde dwarf to retrieve succession of bottles of fine wine from his ample cellar, hurling irrational and narcissistic abuse at his staff, and considering whether his evenings fun and dirty INTELLECTUAL games was to be hosted by Candy, Randy or Shandy...?!?!?

In short, given his WHOPSTACIOUS lifes creative work, Cylob should be sitting prettier than a bomb in Accesorize, worrying only about which of his many children is going to get his millions and he certainly shouldn’t be struggling to make ends meet....!!!

But sadly, this world isn't right, and so rather than warming up his throne and fussing over vintage vino vanoldlob 1872, 2009 see’s Cylob not so much stinking rich as sick and tired of being under cash nourished...

Yes boss, with the record business and economy in the kind of vague turmoil that makes bankers and venture capitalists shockingly rich, and everyone else continually alooking over their shoulder, Cylob's so tired of daily scrimping and saving, he’s considering giving up making music altogether to do god knows what?

You can only struggle so long..

Well, though it might not always seem that way, there are some thing’s good in every situation, and the upside here, is that rather than being in the kind of financial position that allows him to forget making new and important music and concentrate instead on COMPLETE FAT INDULGENCE and COMPLETE FAT INDULGENCE alone, Cylob's STILL??? on the case of making fine and innovative electronic music....!!!

Yes boss, now recording exclusively for his own Cylob Industries label, as well as guesting the vinyl releases to WeMe records and hosting downloads to sites like Bleep, Cylob now has his own mutli-faceted interweb musical empire....!!

Furthermore, he's on a release FRENZY!!! and as a result, those of us who give a shit about inovation in electronics are continuing to receive top notch music on an even more regular basis than at any other time…!!

CHIP SHOP HOORAYY!!!!